[Steam] Thread XIV: Dr. Steamlove (OR:How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Poosh ze Cart)

[shadow_archmagi]

1.) Picking up and moving buildings is basically overpowered

I find that moving sentries to increase their usefulness is either

A. Moving them from a safe place to a safe place, in which case it just eliminates the tedium of having to scavenge metal constantly.

B. Moving them from a safe place to a dangerous place, in which case I usually die or someone smashes the sentry as it builds.

[Fawkes]

In a completely straight way:

God, you're cute, Blackfox.

In a completely bi way:

You've got me beat. *fleeeeeeeeeeesss*pleasedon'tkillme

No. You do. srsly.

brb writing erotic slash fiction

[Byrnbot08]

Query here. If Blackfox is younger than Monarch, then I would assume that this is secretly a tense love triangle between them and either Djinn, Jibar or Mario, the handsome rogues they are.

Also, Blackfox is surprisingly more, petite than I would have thought. Ehm...

I'll prepare the ceremonial suicide knife.

[blackfox]

Hehehehe. I broke the thread. NO REGRETS

Also re: query, I am. Fawkes, go ahead and work that in to your writing.

[mightymonarch]

Hehehehe. I broke the thread. NO REGRETS

Also re: query, I am. Fawkes, go ahead and work that in to your writing.

Why is it always me? I have a "thing" with 3 people now, thanks to you guys.

[kpenguin]

Why is it always me? I have a "thing" with 3 people now, thanks to you guys.

Yeah! How come I'm never shipped with anyone? I want to be shipped!

[tyckspoon]

Yeah! How come I'm never shipped with anyone? I want to be shipped!

You don't play Medic enough?

[kpenguin]

You don't play Medic enough?

Anyone who's played with me knows this is blatantly not true.

[blackfox]

I play pyro and scout and I have been threatened with awful shipfics. Jibar has been mentioned as well. Apparently just being utterly ridiculous does this to ya.

Although I don't know anything about Djinn and Mario except that when you play games with them you will be left 4 dead and they will run to the saferoom.

[Rutskarn]

Why is it always me? I have a "thing" with 3 people now, thanks to you guys.

Well, that's got me beat. Most people just ship me with Zero, occasionally Jibar.

I think it's just a visibility thing. Most of us are carrying around a half-dozen ships. Hell, just ask Mufaroo and Box.

[blackfox]

Well, that's got me beat. Most people just ship me with Zero, occasionally Jibar.

I think it's just a visibility thing. Most of us are carrying around a half-dozen ships. Hell, just ask Mufaroo and Box.

I thought it was always Jibar. I've actually never seen any evidence of a fauxmance between you and Zero.

[Rutskarn]

That really dates back to the Friendly Banter days. Back before the shipping thread was sent to the cornfield, there was actually a pseudo-authorized pairing fic about the two of us. Then there was another one where he was presented with my dessicated heart, but that implied more than it outright stated.

[blackfox]

That really dates back to the Friendly Banter days. Back before the shipping thread was sent to the cornfield, there was actually a pseudo-authorized pairing fic about the two of us. Then there was another one where he was presented with my dessicated heart, but that implied more than it outright stated.

Oh, okay. I wasn't on that part of the boards at that time, I was busy pestering Sneak.

[xp194]

I... don't think I've been shipped with anyone. I'm not sure if that's good or bad...

[Phase]

I remember those days. The good old days, we used to call 'em. I wasn't shipped with no one, because I am the sexiest Who in Whoville and am therefore unpairable.

Also I love being STRONG too much.

[blackfox]

I... don't think I've been shipped with anyone. I'm not sure if that's good or bad...

GOOD. It's GOOD.

[Mtg_player_zach]

I'm married to dogmantra so idk.

[kpenguin]

I think it's just a visibility thing.

Are you saying I'm not visible enough? I need more visibility!

[watsyurname529]

I'm not old enough to know about these supposed "good ole days".

[blackfox]

I'm married to dogmantra so idk.

You should probably know that he's cheating on you with this Ellis guy...

[shadow_archmagi]

There are no ships, memes, or anything about me.

So jealous.

[Fawkes]

My steamy (lul) fanfic will contain the following pairings:

Girlfriend x Blackfox
Girlfriend x Djinn
Girlfriend x Drolkcal
Girlfriend x Fluff and Napalm as The Monarch
Djinn x Mario
Djinn x Mario x Girlfriend
Djinn x Mario x Girlfriend x Blackfox
Rutskarn x Jibar
Rutskarn x Zero
Rutskarn x Phase
Phase x Jibar
Phase x Equius
Phase x ghosts
Shadow x KPenguin
Dogmantra x Zach
Dogmantra x Ellis
Dogmantra x Civilian
Dogmantra x Razorback
Dogmantra x Equalizer
Razorback x Chargin Targe
Dogmantra x Dogmantra

[kpenguin]

Oooooh, I'm paired with Shadow? Any particular reason why?

[Fluff & Napalm]

So is The Monarch my alter-ego?

[Mtg_player_zach]

My steamy (lul) fanfic will contain the following pairings:

Girlfriend x Blackfox
Girlfriend x Djinn
Girlfriend x Drolkcal
Girlfriend x Fluff and Napalm as The Monarch
Djinn x Mario
Djinn x Mario x Girlfriend
Djinn x Mario x Girlfriend x Blackfox
Rutskarn x Jibar
Rutskarn x Zero
Rutskarn x Phase
Phase x Jibar
Phase x Equius
Phase x ghosts
Shadow x KPenguin
Dogmantra x Zach
Dogmantra x Ellis
Dogmantra x Civilian
Dogmantra x Razorback
Dogmantra x Equalizer
Razorback x Chargin Targe
Dogmantra x Dogmantra

Sounds good. Keep us posted.

[dentrag2]

My steamy (lul) fanfic will contain the following pairings:

Girlfriend x Blackfox
Girlfriend x Djinn
Girlfriend x Drolkcal
Girlfriend x Fluff and Napalm as The Monarch
Djinn x Mario
Djinn x Mario x Girlfriend
Djinn x Mario x Girlfriend x Blackfox
Rutskarn x Jibar
Rutskarn x Zero
Rutskarn x Phase
Phase x Jibar
Phase x Equius
Phase x ghosts
Shadow x KPenguin
Dogmantra x Zach
Dogmantra x Ellis
Dogmantra x Civilian
Dogmantra x Razorback
Dogmantra x Equalizer
Razorback x Chargin Targe
Dogmantra x Dogmantra

This i've gotta see.

[Rutskarn]

Djinn, I've done a speedpaint of you. My reasons are twofold:

1.) I wish to express my gratitude for the work you put into the servers/community, and

2.) I want to exact revenge for killing me repeatedly as heavy.

You may not understand 2. You will when you click the spoiler tag.

Spoiler

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I might finish this up, mind.

[Darth Mario]

Djinn, I've done a speedpaint of you. My reasons are twofold:

1.) I wish to express my gratitude for the work you put into the servers/community, and

2.) I want to exact revenge for killing me repeatedly as heavy.

You may not understand 2. You will when you click the spoiler tag.

Spoiler

Show

I might finish this up, mind.

Ooh! Ooh! Make me hideous too!

[Rutskarn]

I dunno, there's not really much there to work with there. Mario's already a character and Darth Vader's already a character--both of them have been realized realistically about a thousand times.

I do have a different playgrounder in my crosshairs, though.

[blackfox]

My steamy (lul) fanfic will contain the following pairings:

Girlfriend x Blackfox
Girlfriend x Djinn
Girlfriend x Drolkcal
Girlfriend x Fluff and Napalm as The Monarch
Djinn x Mario
Djinn x Mario x Girlfriend
Djinn x Mario x Girlfriend x Blackfox
Rutskarn x Jibar
Rutskarn x Zero
Rutskarn x Phase
Phase x Jibar
Phase x Equius
Phase x ghosts
Shadow x KPenguin
Dogmantra x Zach
Dogmantra x Ellis
Dogmantra x Civilian
Dogmantra x Razorback
Dogmantra x Equalizer
Razorback x Chargin Targe
Dogmantra x Dogmantra

I'm scared. Laughing, but still scared.

I dunno, there's not really much there to work with there. Mario's already a character and Darth Vader's already a character--both of them have been realized realistically about a thousand times.

I do have a different playgrounder in my crosshairs, though.

Now I'm more scared, and no longer laughing.