[Steam] Thread XIV: Dr. Steamlove (OR:How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Poosh ze Cart)

[Mtg_player_zach]

Since my internet died for a day, you people post too goddamn and therefore don't give a crap about you guys are talking about.

Blackfox, I took a look at your pics and you look EXACTLY like I thought you would...how am I not surprised.


And for the Fallout 3 players out there....where in god's name do I find the freaking Broken steel on steam, I can't freakin find it and I want to play an ending that DOESN'T TOTALLY FREAKING SUCK.

I don't think you can get it on steam short of the GOTY.

[Byrnbot08]

Here is a fictional story to suit everyone's tastes and is mildly relevant to Steam and its games:

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a game of Badwater. There, one team was being rolled repeatedly and their pleas for mercy were ignored, whilst the other team racked up an enormous bodycount and were busy being handsome, attractive and much better than the losing side. After a long time asking for clemency and whining about it, many people left, either in disgust at the brutal and unsportsman like behaviour of the winning team, or in ecstasy at their easily acquired victory.

One fact above is untrue. Which was it?

Answer: The story is not fictional. It is real. Real people raged, and real people didn't do anything to make the teams fair. I am disappointed Drolk and Monarch. Just disappointed and left with a bad taste tonight. I hope you're happy.

Also, to the people shipping Dogmantra and Equalizer. You have the best and worst idea ever. But seriously, Dogmantra x Razorback x Gunboats x Equalizer.

It is so obvious, Dogmantra and Equalizer hate each other, but secretly they just don't understand why they do, Razorback and Gunboats are competing with each other for Dog's attention whilst Gunboats has an awkward relationship with Equalizer, Dog loves Razorback because he's known Razorback for a very long time, but can't be with it due to the class limitations.

Why yes, I do have experience with shipping, and no I'm not simplifying that.

Djinn x Sigs? I know Djinn and Sigs were on ChHa a long time ago, but I never understood where this pairing originated.

[Worira]

Man, you people and your playing L4D2 without me. This is what I get for going outside.

[dromer]

Hey, I got kicked while I was NOT AFK. :(

[blackfox]

Djinn x Sigs? I know Djinn and Sigs were on ChHa a long time ago, but I never understood where this pairing originated.

Probably has something to do with Sigs hitting on everything that moves, including Djinn.

Also, Sleverin, really?

[Fawkes]

Probably has something to do with Sigs hitting on everything that moves, including Djinn.

Lucky him. She just hits me.

[shadow_archmagi]

Probably has something to do with Sigs hitting on everything that moves, including Djinn.

Actually, sigs was pretty exclusive about only stalking djinn, as I recall.

[Rutskarn]

Yeah, all I got were occasional death/rape threats. I'm pretty sure at least half of those were jokes.

[blackfox]

Actually, sigs was pretty exclusive about only stalking djinn, as I recall.

I don't know about stalking, that was probably before my time. But she certainly did/does hit on just about everyone.

[Phase]

Pretty sure Sneak already called shipping with himself. Although this one may be just as amusing.

Pretty sure I called it when I nearly won Couple in the Playground.

[Emlyn]

Djinn x Sigs? I know Djinn and Sigs were on ChHa a long time ago, but I never understood where this pairing originated.

Sigs stalked Djinn with relentless passion for quiet a while. It was pretty impressive actually.

[Bryn]

And for the Fallout 3 players out there....where in god's name do I find the freaking Broken steel on steam, I can't freakin find it and I want to play an ending that DOESN'T TOTALLY FREAKING SUCK.

Fallout 3 derail

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You're playing Fallout 3 without mods? Because you can easily stop the game ending at the end.

Otherwise, I think you have to use GFWL to get. I know. I'm sorry. You only have to use it once, though - obtain DLC, move the .esm file and the .bsa files to your data folder, and you never have to touch GFWL again and you can easily control it along with your other mods which you will certainly have started using by that point.

Make sure to use FOMOD scripts to easily manage said mods.

[Mando Knight]

Pretty sure I called it when I nearly won Couple in the Playground.

See, that should've been something like gibbous and crescent. Then they fit together.

[blackfox]

Fallout 3 rerail

Fixed it for you.

[Drizvolta]

So, APB is pretty cool, and more people need to buy it.

[Rutskarn]

Shamus doesn't agree with you. I don't know; from what I've heard, the character customization process would literally take me six hours to complete, and the vehicle customization an additional two. The gameplay, on the other hand, sounds kind of like suck.

[chiasaur11]

Shamus doesn't agree with you. I don't know; from what I've heard, the character customization process would literally take me six hours to complete, and the vehicle customization an additional two. The gameplay, on the other hand, sounds kind of like suck.

And the ads sound irritating, if minimal.

[Phase]

Shamus doesn't agree with you. I don't know; from what I've heard, the character customization process would literally take me six hours to complete, and the vehicle customization an additional two. The gameplay, on the other hand, sounds kind of like suck.

I have heard all the same things.

[Player_Zero]

Well, that's got me beat. Most people just ship me with Zero, occasionally Jibar.

And it's funny because I actually hate you. Even fictional portrayals of myself harbour a deep loathing by proxy.

[Rutskarn]

And it's funny because I actually hate you. Even fictional portrayals of myself harbour a deep loathing by proxy.

I think that's the idea, for some people. Shipping's a messed-up scene.

[Player_Zero]

It's somewhat like making Rainbow Brite hump GI Joe.

[Rutskarn]

I don't, was that a thing? Did GI Joe really hate himself some Rainbow Brites? Was there a military-sanctioned RB pogrom at some point that slipped past my cultural filters?

[Player_Zero]

Fine. Then it's like having Murky and Lurky hump Rainbow Brite.

[Emlyn]

Well I'm off to New Oreleans so I'll see you all in week. Please don't start a new thread in that time.

[blackfox]

Well I'm off to New Oreleans so I'll see you all in week. Please don't start a new thread in that time.

No promises. Have fun in New Orleans.

[Sleverin]

Also, Sleverin, really?

Yes, really. Like really, really. I expected you to loook something like your pics, I was about 90% correct, the 10% I didn't expect were the crabs and the sky.

Sigs stalked Djinn with relentless passion for quiet a while. It was pretty impressive actually.

It was incredibly impressive and SUPER hilarious. The things I've heard...really, I miss it. I wish Sigs would stalk/threaten Djinn with hilarious things just I couldhear them. Personally, I love Sigs, seeing as how she never seemed to bother me but always said things that would bother everyone in the room. But I would find hilarious....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLINSTERHILARIOUSSPRAYHERELOLOL LOLOLOL

Fallout 3 derail

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You're playing Fallout 3 without mods? Because you can easily stop the game ending at the end.

Otherwise, I think you have to use GFWL to get. I know. I'm sorry. You only have to use it once, though - obtain DLC, move the .esm file and the .bsa files to your data folder, and you never have to touch GFWL again and you can easily control it along with your other mods which you will certainly have started using by that point.

Make sure to use FOMOD scripts to easily manage said mods.

WaithuhwutdoesthismeanisGFWL???

I seriously wish every game I now played had Liberty Prime though, that thing is awesome. "ENGAGING IN DIRECTIVE 230-T57: DESTROY ALL COMMUNISTS." "DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE." "DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM." "PROBABILITY OF CHINESE VICTORY:IMPOSSIBLE". "BETTER DEAD THAN RED." Seriously, how can you not like a robot that spouts out badass lines like that and chucks mini-nukes the size of Vespas? This must be in every game I play. The level of awesome is too great.

[Gamerlord]

Great going geniuses, now you have transformed us into the Crack Pairings thread, and it looks like we are going even faster towards their fate.

[watsyurname529]

Has anyone else realized what the Player Manual for TF2 is?

If you go to the Steam Library page and right click TF2 and click on the View Player Manual Option, it opens up a the instruction manual for how to use the Engineer's Toolbox, specifically the sentries. It was quite a hilarious find.

[Byrnbot08]

Has anyone else realized what the Player Manual for TF2 is?

If you go to the Steam Library page and right click TF2 and click on the View Player Manual Option, it opens up a the instruction manual for how to use the Engineer's Toolbox, specifically the sentries. It was quite a hilarious find.

There is however, a secret, (fan-made) manual for Team Fortress 2. It is not up to date, but that is presumably because of the speed of the updates being released.

It can be found here.

[Winthur]

WTF