Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)

[Deth Muncher]

If by "destroy him on sight" you mean "chill with and be generally awesome", then we are agreed.

Otherwise.... HERESY!

I mean, you ARE the Bizarro Me, so it only makes sense we have differing viewpoints.

[Superglucose]

Uhm, aren't I the only Belgian girl you know?

I told you this! You're not It just so happens you also kind of look like the other belgian girl I know

And not all Belgian men look like Captain Happy (unfortunately)

That's... actually more reason for me to want to go to belgium

[Tiger Duck]

So no reason for me to wonder what I did to offend you?

[Deth Muncher]

So no reason for me to wonder what I did to offend you?

Nope, not at all.

[Superglucose]

Be stupidly, ridiculously, unbelievably good looking?

[Deth Muncher]

Be stupidly, ridiculously, unbelievably really really ridiculously good looking?

Fix'd for ya.

[Tiger Duck]

Nope, not at all.

Great ^^

Be stupidly, ridiculously, unbelievably good looking?

That's a lie, I'm only moderately handsome and I refuse to believe otherwise.

[Eadin]

I told you this! You're not It just so happens you also kind of look like the other belgian girl I know

Oh no, another me !*panic attack*

That's... actually more reason for me to want to go to belgium

You don't look like Captain Happy

[Deth Muncher]

Oh no, another me !*panic attack*

Don't you hate it when dopplegangers live near you? (I'm actually rooming with mine this coming year.)

[Superglucose]

You don't look like Captain Happy

I don't look anything like Captain Happy.

[Eadin]

*dyes hair pink* there

I don't look anything like Captain Happy.

so...why should you come to Belgium, then?

[Tiger Duck]

*dyes hair pink* there

Oh nooOs Your pretty hair, I'm not convinced it will be as pretty in pink

[Bacon Barbarian]

My dad just threatened me with a zucchini!

[Tiger Duck]

then you are right to be scared zucchini are gross

[Cobalt]

My dad just threatened me with a zucchini!

I won’t ask, and will instead go on with my day as though I never read this. I am not involved in the slightest. What are you talking about.

Operation zucchini is go. Repeat, is go. Alpha team, move in. Beta-one-three. He knows.

Nothing to see here. Who are you.

[Eadin]

Oh nooOs Your pretty hair, I'm not convinced it will be as pretty in pink

But I have to be unique!
I won't be pretty anyway if I'm not unique!

[Bacon Barbarian]

I won’t ask, and will instead go on with my day as though I never read this. I am not involved in the slightest. What are you talking about.

Operation zucchini is go. Repeat, is go. Alpha team, move in. Beta-one-three. He knows.

Nothing to see here. Who are you.

What do you mean,

Who are you.

? I am but a simpleton whose father has threatened him with a zucchini.

[Teddy]

But I have to be unique!
I won't be pretty anyway if I'm not unique!

Prettiness has nothing to do with originality. And, besides, forcing yourself to be original never pans out well.

[Tiger Duck]

But I have to be unique!
I won't be pretty anyway if I'm not unique!

Says who?

Yes you will, you are pretty no matter how unique you are.

Edit
Really I must practise some more, I'm just too slow.

[Cobalt]

What do you mean, ? I am but a simpleton whose father has threatened him with a zucchini.

It's a white text joke. That I either didn't space out properly or failed at in some other way.

[Dogmantra]

Operation zucchini is go. Repeat, is go. Alpha team, move in. Beta-one-three. He knows.

The Eagle has taken up knitting and is currently in the process of making shoes for orphans. Repeat, the Eagle has taken up knitting. This is a code hyacinth, we must respond with due haste. Bring the kettle.

[Eadin]

*takes of pink wig* there ?

[Tiger Duck]

*takes off pink wig* there ?

Much better ^^

Unless you actually have a pink Wig then you totally should share pictures of you wearing it

[Bacon Barbarian]

*takes of pink wig* there ?

I do believe you mean off, not of.

Edit: I have been ninja-ed

[Eadin]

Yeah, sorry
Doing way too many things at once

[Tiger Duck]

It's okay, I've made worse mistakes

[Eadin]

Much better ^^

Unless you actually have a pink Wig then you totally should share pictures of you wearing it

I have a blue one...
Maybe I'll wear it to the meet-up, you'll have no trouble recognizing me that way

[Bacon Barbarian]

And now, not only have I been threatened with a zucchini today, but my dad has also figured out how to work iTunes ... OH THE HORROR!!

[Tiger Duck]

I don't think I'll have trouble recognising you anyway

[Eadin]

I don't think I'll have trouble recognising you anyway

I don't know about that
I blend with crowd easily
I has stealth