[Nexus] OoC III: May Contain Nuts

[Beans]

..unless we are blindfolded by the socks.

EDIT: Wow... I show up and everybody stops.

What'd I do?

Selmy, how's that character we discussed coming along?

[Prince_Selm]

Eh, I guess that it just seemed faster before.
I'm rather crazy.

Also, the watermark looked like it said "Sockphoto". WIN.

EDIT: Good. I've got everything. (I think)

[UncleWolf]

Butler indeed decides to go back to the Watchtower and get baths.
Several.
With strong acid preferably.

"Excuse me sir. I have to go get clean sir. A pleasure meeting you sir." He bows to Anatolij and turns to head his separate way.

On the way back, he buys several ant traps to put around the Watchtower, lest they decide to build spires there too.

Poor Butler. He doesn't know about Pat's secondary Hive in the Catacombs of Watchtower.

[Reinholdt]

He'll be more than happy to kill it though! Rawr at uncleanness! Down with the bugs!

[VampireRot]

He'll be more than happy to kill it though! Rawr at uncleanness! Down with the bugs!

Oooh! Merrak can totally help him destroy the ants! For funzies and evils!

[UncleWolf]

Heh, careful, those ants explode and spit out chemicals that are more than a little corrosive.

[VampireRot]

[The Other Plane]

"SOLAR LIGHT OF HEALING LOVE ATTACK!"

The great combo attack is unleashed, beams of light - holy gold, living green, pure white and a calming, almost lavender shade of grey - swirling and twining around one another as they surge toward the demon leader.

:Eyetwitch:

In other news, I have to deadtime.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Why the eyetwitch?

[Moff Chumley]

*takes one of Iames' Man Cards*

[Reinholdt]

I knew Irene should have killed Shrike! Knew it!

[The Bushranger]

Hey, she had to turn to the Dark Side. They had cookies!

[Lord Iames Osari]

*takes one of Iames' Man Cards*

*doesn't care*

[Snares]

Off for a while now (it's late in Britland), just popping in to inquire about the various organisations... so HALO is 'go out and fight the bad guys', GLoG is 'rehabilitate the bad guys', NO is, uh, neutral, and I'm completely lost when it comes to whatever it is WATCHTOWER do. And then AMEN is evil peoples. And that's about it, am I right?

I think Efrim has come up with a cunning plan - a plan as cunning as a fox that's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University - to keep Thierry in GLoG until he (hopefully) realises he isn't that much of a criminal mastermind. Or indeed, that he isn't a criminal mastermind at all.

Oh and also congratulating Mr. Moff on naming two of his characters after songs from one of my favourite albums of all time.

[Moff Chumley]

@WATCHTOWER does: be unpleasent to people and prevent the world from ending.
@Blackadder Reference: YUSH
@TMV: I'm trying to figure out how to get more referenses from that album.

[Lord Iames Osari]

HALO is supposedly "go out and fight the bad guys". I haven't noticed them doing much of it in the time since I came back. But then, I'm not an obsessive thread-reader, I could have easily missed something.

[happyturtle]

Watchtower needs its mission statement in the OP. *pokes Kris* It doesn't care about anyone's alignment - it just exists to protect the Nexus against large scale attacks.

[The Bushranger]

HALO's trying to do a bit more that way now. (BR's current mission and Angie's hospital-building, for instance). The one-time AMEN isolationism (when AMEN was all there otherwise was) and the fact that a few times help was offered but not taken up didn't help too much. But we're trying to do better now.

[Reinholdt]

Don't forget PEACE! It...
*looks at empty radioactive spore-covered desert*
Oh. Right. Nevermind.

Yeah, that's pretty much the organizations. There's also the more secretive Cat's Guild. Which goes out and fights the bad guys regardless of the law. And is a secret. Ish.

[FireFox]

Regarding PACK: I'm sorry I wasn't able to get on and RP my class this weekend. I, like a complete fool, put off my homework and then had to miserably scramble to try and complete it. I only had an English class prepared for Aurea, and it will take me a bit longer to finalize my ideas for a History one. I'll try to get on and at least start it later today, but no promises.

[Reinholdt]

We could all have gone to History class and it accidentally be English class. Cause the schedules were printed wrong or something.

[Murkus]

You know, I've been thinking about my characters, and I think I'd like to make a character that's a more my own, original concept, but still has it's roots in the Holders Mythos (which I am obviously favoring right now).

I think I'll go do that now.

[Morty]

NO is, uh, neutral

NO is a mercenary organization doing dirty work for anyone who pays. There used to be an arbiter branch that was supposed to solve conflicts and stuff like that, but it died out of lack of... anything, really.

[Murkus]

NO is a mercenary organization doing dirty work for anyone who pays. There used to be an arbiter branch that was supposed to solve conflicts and stuff like that, but it died out of lack of... anything, really.

NO doesn't have enough powerful people to be Arbiters in the Nexus. They'd get crushed if push came to shove. Or, probably, anyway.

[Morty]

*nod* That's very true. I was going to say that, but I figured I complain too much about power level as it is. >.> NO indeed doesn't have enough epic magic or WMDs to actually make people care about their attempts at arbitration.

[Murkus]

*nod* That's very true. I was going to say that, but I figured I complain too much about power level as it is. >.> NO indeed doesn't have enough epic magic or WMDs to actually make people care about their attempts at arbitration.

Well, everyone becomes epic someday. Hopefully NO will be gaining levels quickly. >.>

[Reinholdt]

Well, everyone becomes epic someday. Hopefully NO will be gaining levels quickly. >.>

Unless they die horribly and get a Game Over.

[The Bushranger]

Game over, man! Game over!

We could all have gone to History class and it accidentally be English class. Cause the schedules were printed wrong or something.

...you accidentally a history?

Also, no worries, FF. This just gives Jamie more time to ponder what to do to Vincent's hair when he isn't looking.

[Murkus]

Unless they die horribly and get a Game Over.

Think Vincent could spare a few Phoenix Downs for NO's storage room? Pwease?

[Reinholdt]

Vincent can't afford Phoenix Downs. They're expensive and no one seems to sell them anywhere.

And he sure won't give them up to NPCs unless the strategy guide clearly indicates a massive reward for doing so. It's the same as throwing them away!

[Murkus]

Vincent can't afford Phoenix Downs. They're expensive and no one seems to sell them anywhere.

And he sure won't give them up to NPCs unless the strategy guide clearly indicates a massive reward for doing so. It's the same as throwing them away!

Ordo will give him... the power to stay awake forever! OoooOooooo!

Also, BR. Is Shrike evil now, or something?