Nexus OoC IV: We're All Mad Here

[VampireRot]

THAT CAT only turns into a doomsday cat if you kill it a few times, otherwise its a cute black kitteh. Makes it not completely and totally overpowered.

Though if someone really evil gets their hands on it...

[Project_Mayhem]

Ah, so THAT'S why Katie's spending so much time in Raz's pocket dimension.

...No wait...that's because Raz is trying to get in her pants. ;p

Well, she likes cats...but not doomsday cats.

Not true. Katie doesn't wear pants.

[Trobby]

Not true. Katie doesn't wear pants.

"Under her skirt" doesn't quite work though.

And what about the sort of person who would give a kitty lots of ear scratches and pettings, and feed them treats and stuff?

[VampireRot]

Then THAT CAT never gets to manifest its kewl doomsday powers until it dies of like, kidney failure ("natural causes") in like 15 IC years. And I be a very sad vampire.

[Reinholdt]

Next I'll be hearing that Cal is back again.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Or like he ever left to start with.
Or like he's a swan princess in a tutu.

[Project_Mayhem]

All of these villains shall be thwarted by Raz's advanced grasp of spatial dimensions

And ...

How the heck is Reinholdt dangerous? He's a little kitteh

[horngeek]

How the heck is Reinholdt dangerous? He's a little kitteh

You're new here, aren't you?

[The Bushranger]

...

He's not a little kitteh.

He's THE..APOCAKITTEH.

[Darkcomet]

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Or like he ever left to start with.
Or like he's a swan princess in a tutu.

I think it would be a bad thing, to be blunt.

[Reinholdt]

I wouldn't listen to their jealous lies. Reinholdt's harmless.

It's that eldritch kitty you should worry about.

^ I know you do.

[Beans]

All of these villains shall be thwarted by Raz's advanced grasp of spatial dimensions

And ...

How the heck is Reinholdt dangerous? He's a little kitteh

... Dude, it's like he got kidnapped by Candlejack before he could finish his post, but he didn't even mention Ca

[VampireRot]

I thought he was

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REEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNHOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDT!!!!!

THAT CAT used to be one of his titles, but mah kitteh stoles it.

[The Bushranger]

I thought he was

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REEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNHOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDT!!!!!

That too.

[Darkcomet]

^ I know you do.

Indeed. You also know that I dislike the constant doom in the first place, so I doubt you care about that specific opinion of mine.

[Project_Mayhem]

You're new here, aren't you?

I know about the world ending - I just don't know *how*. He seems an ordinary cat. That can turn pink and float.

[Reinholdt]

Indeed. You also know that I dislike the constant doom in the first place, so I doubt you care about that specific opinion of mine.

I fail to see how the first part of that sentence prior to the comma is connected in any way to the second.

[happyturtle]

Cal jumped the shark a plot or two back. I would not have fun interacting with him or his minions if he returned.

[The Bushranger]

Cal jumped the shark a plot or two back. I would not have fun interacting with him or his minions if he returned.

I'll ditto that. >_>

[Darkcomet]

The implication is that, since you know my opinion and seem to be going on with the DOOM anyway, you clearly don't care about it.

[Reinholdt]

The implication is that, since you know my opinion and seem to be going on with the DOOM anyway, you clearly don't care about it.

Oh. So if my characters don't all act in a manner aligning with your opinion, suddenly I don't have any care for it? Interesting.

I can promise Cal's not coming back. I don't like interacting with you people with him. You should have no concern of him coming back. Hence the silly swan princess tutu comment.

[Darkcomet]

The sentiment seems quite common, though, if I may say so myself.

[Recaiden]

The implication is that, since you know my opinion and seem to be going on with the DOOM anyway, you clearly don't care about it.

Even though we care about your opinion, some of us do enjoy DOOM-ful plots. So we have some anyway, and you don't have to be involved.

[horngeek]

Even though we care about your opinion, some of us do enjoy DOOM-ful plots. So we have some anyway, and you don't have to be involved.

This, basically.

[Reinholdt]

I can promise Cal's not coming back. I don't like interacting with you people with him. You should have no concern of him coming back. Hence the silly swan princess tutu comment.

The sentiment seems quite common, though, if I may say so myself.

Why are you still talking about this?

[Darkcomet]

To specify, I meant the constant end-of-the-world stuff in general.

Or maybe it's just bad memories of the last ones you did getting to my head.

[Reinholdt]

To specify, I meant the constant end-of-the-world stuff in general.

Or maybe it's just bad memories of the last ones you did getting to my head.

And I have pretty bad memories as to how many of you reacted. So once again I request you drop it.

[Murkus]

To specify, I meant the constant end-of-the-world stuff in general.

Or maybe it's just bad memories of the last ones you did getting to my head.

Out of curiousity, what happened, and what problem did you have with it?

[Trobby]

I know about the world ending - I just don't know *how*. He seems an ordinary cat. That can turn pink and float.

Are you asking how a harmless-looking, powerless character could ever become an apocalyptic threat?

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Oh ye of little faith.

[Darkcomet]

You want me to PM you instead, Murkus? It doesn't seem like I'm allowed to discuss it openly.

[happyturtle]

Out of curiousity, what happened, and what problem did you have with it?

Lots of ooc unpleasantness, which is why Rein wants to drop it. Though I'm sure he ninja'd you and you didn't see his post before asking.

So let's have some lolcats. Or lolowls in this case.