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2010-10-12, 12:46 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2009
- Location
- New Jersey
- Gender
Re: What DM says and what players hear
DM says: Everyone should have a back story how you came to work for this lord.
Player hears: You should be really edgy and tell me how you don't work for him.
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DM says: It's gritty medieval European-style combat.
Player hears: BUILD A CHAIN TRIPPER!
---GMs 3.5, cWoD, Rogue Trader, Monsterhearts, The Pool, and Fudge. Narrativist, wacky builder, and dancer.
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2010-10-12, 12:49 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2004
- Location
- Melbourne, Australia
- Gender
Re: What DM says and what players hear
DM smiles secretly over a rolled die
Players: Oh crapTo see the world in a grain of sand
and Heaven in a wild flower
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
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2010-10-12, 12:55 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2010
- Location
- Australia mate
- Gender
Re: What DM says and what players hear
DM says: a giant shadow looms out of the darkness, roll initiative
Players hear: killable shadows, XP and lootcall me Dragon
I have left this site for a while. I probablt wont be coming back.
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2010-10-12, 12:56 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Location
- Bottom of a well
Re: What DM says and what players hear
I would totally mack with my GM, I'll completely level with you. And opposite gender be damned. Roleplaying sexy fun times sounds like... sexy fun times, though that is DM specific.
DM Says: I don't think the rules allow that.
Players Hear: My fascist adherence to the rules is entirely to spite you, I hate you, and you are going to die alone and unloved.
DM Says: I'm handling X thematically because the rules don't do what I need them to do.
Players Hear: My willful ignorance of the rules is entirely to spite you, I hate you, and you are going to die alone and unloved.
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2010-10-12, 02:11 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2009
- Gender
Re: What DM says and what players hear
This first one is fairly specific to my group.
DM says: He is wielding only a Rapier and appears to wear little to no armor.
Players Hear: He is wielding your death and appears to wear the blood of the innocent
Now the first time I said this next one it went like this...
DM says: The half-orc rages, frenzies, and turns into a bear.
Players Hear: He grew opposable thumbs to wield that great-ax.
The second time I said this, it went more like this...
DM says: The great wrym green dragon, rages, frenzies, and turns into a bear.
Players Hear: The dragon just gave up several size categories.