Playground Squares X: What will they think of next.

**Mordokai** · 2011-05-31, 01:35 PM (ISO 8601)

Ok, who do I have to kick in the privates for this game to continue?

**Atreyu the Masked LLama** · 2011-05-31, 02:36 PM (ISO 8601)

Bushranger, apparently! Not me, that's for sure......Stop looking at my privates like that!

**Mordokai** · 2011-05-31, 03:18 PM (ISO 8601)

Don't panic lllama

Despite everything, I'm still quite fond of you.

*puts on the shoes with pointy caps, takes a running start and kicks BR in the privates with full force*

Yo, boyo! Your turn!

**Lex-Kat** · 2011-05-31, 03:39 PM (ISO 8601)

*Quickly casts Shield of Private Protection on Bushranger* He may need those.

**Mordokai** · 2011-05-31, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)

You really need to stop ruining my fun with torturing other participants.

It's no fun at all anymore. Seriously, stop doing it. He's a grown up boy, he can look after himself.

**Lex-Kat** · 2011-05-31, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)

Nope, I don't think I can.

**Mordokai** · 2011-05-31, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)

I quit. If I can't even take it out on other players once in a while, without the almighty hand of the narrator stopping me, you can find yourself another clown.

**Lex-Kat** · 2011-05-31, 03:59 PM (ISO 8601)

You're quitting because I like to protect one player, on occasion? How often do I do anything? Especially when it's between you and Banjo or Cristo?

**Mordokai** · 2011-05-31, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)

Don't worry. It's just me being a jerk, more so than usual.

You really should get used to it by now.

**Supagoof** · 2011-05-31, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)

Mordy just needs his head cleared.

*Grabs drill and sticks it into Mordokai's ear. Turns on and watches pink matter splurt out.*

See, all better.

**Lex-Kat** · 2011-05-31, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)

In the last 6 pages (40 posts/page) this was the only time I've done anything. And I was just trying to be silly, along with you.

**Mordokai** · 2011-05-31, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Supagoof

Mordy just needs his head cleared.

*Grabs drill and sticks it into Mordokai's ear. Turns on and watches pink matter splurt out.*

See, all better.

You can't hurt something that has no brain

Originally Posted by Lex-Kat

In the last 6 pages (40 posts/page) this was the only time I've done anything. And I was just trying to be silly, along with you.

I'm pretty sure you did something like this before. However, I'm too lazy, too drunk and too tired to look it up, so we'll just assume you're right and I'm being an *******.

**The Bushranger** · 2011-05-31, 05:12 PM (ISO 8601)

*casts Reverse Gender on self*

You wouldn't hurt a girl, would you?
*huggles teh pixie*

And just for that, Mordo, you can tell me what you know about Arts and Crafts!

**Philistine** · 2011-05-31, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)

They're artsy! And crafty!

**Fawkes** · 2011-05-31, 06:27 PM (ISO 8601)

Wait, are we not allowed to be mean to people in Playground Squares anymore?

Well, fine then. If you're going to force me to be a decent, reasonable person, then I'm outta here.

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Sidebar: Has anyone seen my Emergency Trepanation Drill?

**banjo1985** · 2011-06-01, 03:47 AM (ISO 8601)

*throws a custard pie at Mordy, just because*

"You like custard, right?"

**Mordokai** · 2011-06-01, 11:08 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Bushranger

*casts Reverse Gender on self*

You wouldn't hurt a girl, would you?

*points at avatar*

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Originally Posted by banjo1985

*throws a custard pie at Mordy, just because*

"You like custard, right?"

I would reply with something painful done to you, but that darn pixie would no doubt stop me, so I'll just go sulk in the corner.

**Lex-Kat** · 2011-06-01, 11:26 AM (ISO 8601)

The pixie has only interupted you twice. Recently against Bushranger, and here:

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Originally Posted by Mordokai

There are more llamas around every time I walk in here... they are preparing for an invasion, I tells you!!!

*takes out a gun and starts shooting at llama*

Originally Posted by Atreyu the Masked LLama

*ducks behind the podium* Wait! Why me? I'm not even hosting!

Originally Posted by Lex-Kat

Leave Mister Llama alone!!! *Swings sceptre at Mordokai's head.*

Originally Posted by Mordokai

*swats sceptre away, and pixie along*

Oh, gimme a break. He's old enough to look after himself and frankly, you're ruining the fun.

Originally Posted by billtodamax

I'll save you atreyu!

*clings to Mordokai's gun barrel*

Originally Posted by Mordokai

You do realize clinging to a barrel of a gun wielded by a guy who doesn't give two cents about your well being is usually a bad idea... right?

Originally Posted by billtodamax

Nnnnnnnn-

*looks around, tries to spot reactions*

nyes?

Did I get it right?

Originally Posted by Mordokai

Quite surprisingly, you did.

Now tell me, what would be a wise course in this case to take?

Originally Posted by billtodamax

Keep... keep holding on?

I'm so bad at tests.

Originally Posted by Mordokai

*grins*

Try again. And you better get it right this time. I don't really care who gets shot, as long as he does.

Originally Posted by billtodamax

Is the trigger the um... uh...

Can I have a hint?

Originally Posted by Reinholdt

*whispers in ear*
The answer is "What is a Mongoose?"

Originally Posted by billtodamax

'What is a Mongoose', Alek.

Originally Posted by Mordokai

9 mm round, with your name as serial number.

*shoots*

But hey, you can die knowing that you actually managed to save that llama

Originally Posted by Lex-Kat

*Places flower on Bill's corpse* I'll always remember your sacrifice.

Originally Posted by billtodamax

*corpse starts rotting and smelling terrible remarkably fast*

*VENGANCE!*

Originally Posted by Mordokai

Well... he was a mime... it's not like he didn't stink in life...

Originally Posted by Lex-Kat

*Taps Bill with Sceptre* *Sends the stinky corpse to the trash*

Originally Posted by Atreyu the Masked LLama

*The llama has a moment of silence for the mime and completely miisses the irony.*

But don't you worry, I shall not interrupt you any further.

**Mordokai** · 2011-06-01, 11:32 AM (ISO 8601)

Oh goody.

*kicks banjo over the horizon*

Ah, that felt good!

*whistles into the sunset*

**RabbitHoleLost** · 2011-06-01, 12:02 PM (ISO 8601)

Mordy is such a jerk.

I AM SUDDENLY ATTRACTED TO HIM.

**Reinholdt** · 2011-06-01, 12:07 PM (ISO 8601)

This is new?

**Mordokai** · 2011-06-01, 03:04 PM (ISO 8601)

Shut up you, before I hurt you as well... again... more...

**Reinholdt** · 2011-06-01, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)

OWWW! Mordy's being mean to me...

**Mordokai** · 2011-06-01, 03:11 PM (ISO 8601)

Damn I'm good. I manage to do it just by wishing.

**The Bushranger** · 2011-06-01, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)

But I thought the kitteh liked it when you were mean to him?
...is it still being mean if they like your being mean, or is not being mean actually being mean...
*head asplode*

*waits for the question*

**Helgraf** · 2011-06-01, 06:29 PM (ISO 8601)

:fires sharp-edged potato chips into all the other squares:

**Supagoof** · 2011-06-01, 07:49 PM (ISO 8601)

Ow! Nom. Ow! Ow! Nom. Nom. Ow! Nom. So hurtful, but so tasty....

**Lex-Kat** · 2011-06-01, 09:15 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Bushranger

*waits for the question*

Oh! I uh, I forgot.

So Mordokai, if you'd be so kind, can you tell Bushranger who plays the Saint in this little story written by yours truly, and ignored by most everyone in the Shipping Thread it was written in.

Originally Posted by Lex-Kat

Saint _________

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"Saint" was walking through a park and saw a child crying. What's wrong little girl?

That man stole mah Lollipop. She points at a strange looking man, wearing a blue fur coat, and licking a lollipop.

I'll get it back for you. And he magically makes the lollipop reappear in the childs hand. It is fresh and clean, as if it'd never been licked. There you go.

Thank you, mister.

"Saint" smiled, and walked away, humming a strange tune.

THE END

**banjo1985** · 2011-06-02, 03:32 AM (ISO 8601)

*struggles back from the horizon rubbing his backside, only to be pelted with sharp potato chips*

"Gahhh! Salt and Vinegar?! Yuk!"

**Saposhiente** · 2011-06-02, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601)

*uses Alarra as a human shield against the chips*

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