[Nexus] AMEN XXXVII: Vampy Rotter and the Undeathly Hallows

[Haruki-kun]

Anyu rolls her eyes. 39-page resume? Good grief. The lengths these people go to impress.

[lord pringle]

As you can see on page 84 I'm a magic hunter. Hit them before they hit me is my motto. Flynn points out some flagged pages.

[Haruki-kun]

Anyu claps her hand to her mouth to conceal her laughter. Page 84? Man!

[ThePhantom]

Rogar turns to the page mention. Wow this is a big resume.

"I see. And did you write this all in one sitting? This is huge."

[happyturtle]

"It took you 39 pages to remember to mention your name? Dude..." Moff says.

[Haruki-kun]

"See, while not caring about wasting this much paper would certainly be something villains do, specifically Captain Planet's villains, I'm not sure if I'd consider it proof of your Evil," says Anyu. "Or very efficient for that matter."

[lord pringle]

It took me 32.523 hours to do this so no. He turns to moff It was the mention he was closest to so... no. Then Flynn looks at Anyu It has my former jobs on it.

[ThePhantom]

Rogar keeps looking through it.

"How many pages are in this thing?"

[lord pringle]

127.34 pages sir. Flynn says.

[ThePhantom]

"You know, having this many pages counts as evil, cause I have read all of this."

Rogar goes to put it on a desk.

"Okay, just one thing, how fast can you run?"

[lord pringle]

Depends where. Why? Flynn tilts his head.

[VampireRot]

"I can find that out."

Oh, Rot, you sly vampire. He pops up behind Flynn in typical movie monster fashion. Brandishing a fanged grin.

[ThePhantom]

"Well, that works too. Go ahead Rot, just leave him alive when your'e done. I need to tell him if he pasted or not."

Rogar straightens up the resume.

[Lord Magtok]

127.34 pages sir. Flynn says.

Magtok pauses to think it over, and then frowns.

About four pages an hour? Wuss.

[Moff Chumley]

The Moff has found an aluminum baseball bat. "Where you goin', city boy?"

Uh, Moff, he hasn't run away yet.

But he will. Oh, he will.

[lord pringle]

"I can find that out."

Oh, Rot, you sly vampire. He pops up behind Flynn in typical movie monster fashion. Brandishing a fanged grin.

He runs off slowly while huffing and puffing. He stops a bit later to take a puff of his inhaler. Flynn slowly runs away again.

[ThePhantom]

"Hmm...."

Rogar turns back to a list. There was a little something that could be tried, plus if it worked, this guy would own Gordon big.

[VampireRot]

Rot, brandishing his axe, starts after Flynn.

...

His grin disappears quickly though, replaced by a disappointed scowl.

"Really now? Ugg... That's no fun at all."

[lord pringle]

Give me some time to catch my breath. Flynn stands still and puts his hands on his hips.

[Gullara]

"You're not really gunna let this guy in are you? He's pathetic." Kirk says.

[VampireRot]

"Eww... Asthma..."

Rot makes a face. He doesn't seem to want to devour Flynn anymore.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok goes to the desk and tries to skim the documents.

So guy-person, what exactly is it that you're offering us here, besides paperwork? Better explain fast, cause I mean...Rot's always hungry, and I need to get my PC death list higher to maintain villain cred.

[Moff Chumley]

The Moff raises his hands. "Now, gentlemen, Rot, I think we should keep things in perspective. Paperwork can be an incredibly powerful tool for evil."

PLAN: AMEN starts a bank and financial firm, swindles half the population of Inside into some elaborate financial ploy, and causes a recession, crushing property values and forcing the Empire to bail out AMEN.

[lord pringle]

"Eww... Asthma..."

Rot makes a face. He doesn't seem to want to devour Flynn anymore.

I'll fight you in a bit

Magtok goes to the desk and tries to skim the documents.

So guy-person, what exactly is it that you're offering us here, besides paperwork? Better explain fast, cause I mean...Rot's always hungry, and I need to get my PC death list higher to maintain villain cred.

Secretary and anti magic services. Flynn starts taking deep breaths.

[Gullara]

"Maybe one of these," Kirk says and a contract appears, "But a bigass resume. I don't think so."

[ThePhantom]

"We could use a secretary."

Rogar turns to face Flynn.

"Your'e in, now come with me."

[lord pringle]

Flynn trots off after him.

[ThePhantom]

Rogar opens a elevator and steps inside.

"Keep up please, this doesn't stay open forever."

[lord pringle]

Flynn catches up as it's closing. He gets in the elevator.

[ThePhantom]

And the elevator goes down.

"So, how long has your asthama been bothering you?"