D&D Demotivators III: My PCs Did What?

[dsmiles]

Yes, that is American McGee's Alice versus Yume Nikki's Madotsuki, and yes it is awesome.

Why, I do believe you're right.

[Miscast_Mage]

It should be noted, however, that the Coyote actually has about the same movement speed. He stays at about the same distance for a while quite a few times.

So then Road Runner has at least some factotum to get an extra action or two?

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[Mordokai]

A tale about woodsman, his lost axe, a god of waters and the meaning of honesty?

I'm a little sketchy on details.

[Morph Bark]

So then Road Runner has at least some factotum to get an extra action or two?

Or have a higher Con to stay running longer.

...I kind of want to know where the heck that Humility picture came from, because whatever it came from, it must be hilarious.

[Starbuck_II]

Why, I do believe you're right.

I agree that it is an awesome picture. Though I know only of American McGee's Alice video game.

[The Glyphstone]

I'd say Coyote has Barbarian levels, and Rages while trying to chase the Roadrunner. Then he runs out of Rage, gets Fatigued, and can't use the Run action anymore.

[Kobold-Bard]

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Agree/disagree?

[Miscast_Mage]

...I kind of want to know where the heck that Humility picture came from, because whatever it came from, it must be hilarious.

Here's(Note: Miscast_Mage will not be held responsible for loss of time, sanity, and/or purity as a result of searching for danbooru gelbooru or any works located within it) the hard translated version on gelbooru, and here's(Note: See previous disclaimer) the 4koma series it's from. Enjoy~

an' some more for natter:

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[Yora]

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Ah, now I get it. She's already sitting on a huge pile of mundane axes.

[Kobold-Bard]

So then Road Runner has at least some factotum to get an extra action or two?

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Is it a version of this?

A man was chopping wood by a certain river when he dropped his axe and it was carried away by the current. The man then sat down on the riverbank and began to weep.

The god Hermes finally took pity on the man and appeared before him. When Hermes learned the reason for his sorrow, he brought up a golden axe and asked whether that was the man's axe. The man said that it was not his. A second time, Hermes brought up a silver axe, and again asked the man if this was the axe he had lost but the man said that it was not. The third time Hermes brought up the axe that the man had lost and when the man recognized his axe, Hermes rewarded the man's honesty by giving all of the axes to him as a gift.

The man took the axes and went to tell his friends what had happened. One of the men was jealous and wanted to do the same thing, so he took his axe and went to the river. He began chopping some wood and then intentionally let his axe fall into the whirling waters.

As he was weeping, Hermes appeared and asked him what had happened, and the man said that he had lost his axe. When Hermes brought up the golden axe and asked the man if that was the axe he had lost, the greedy man got excited and said that it was the one. Not only did the man fail to receive any gifts from the god, he didn't even retrieve his own axe.

[Miscast_Mage]

Is it a version of this?

Bingo~ Although the Japanese(and a few other cultures that escape me at the mo') replace Hermes with a water/river/lake spirit of some sort.

Have some sugary goodness(there's probably a few cookies in there):

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[Kobold-Bard]

Bingo~ Although the Japanese(and a few other cultures that escape me at the mo') replace Hermes with a water/river/lake spirit of some sort.

Have some sugary goodness(there's probably a few cookies in there):

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WOOT! I haven't gotten an internet cookie in ages.

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[Yora]

Bingo~ Although the Japanese(and a few other cultures that escape me at the mo') replace Hermes with a water/river/lake spirit of some sort.

Germans, for example. Near the coast, we have almost all our legends replaced with ocean spirits.

[Soren Hero]

So then Road Runner has at least some factotum to get an extra action or two?

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at first, i thought this was a .hack/infection reference...X|

[AngelSword]

Bingo~ Although the Japanese(and a few other cultures that escape me at the mo') replace Hermes with a water/river/lake spirit of some sort.

It's also referenced in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

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- The Golden Sword is located in the Pyramid of Power. There is a spot in the Pyramid that can only be blown up by the Super Bomb. Go to the Bomb Shop, which is where Link's house was in the Light World. After beating the sixth crystal, the Super Bomb will be up for sale. Buy it and walk the bomb over to the Pyramid and blow up the big hole. Go inside and there will be a fountain. It will ask if you would like to throw an item in. When it asks, throw in your Sword, and in return you will receive the Golden Sword from the fairy. This is the strongest sword in the game, but it cannot be obtained until very late in the game.

And since I can't seem to find anything to match it from the game, I went in a different direction.

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I know it's tiny. Damn you, Google Images^(>_<)

[Tiki Snakes]

I'd say Coyote has Barbarian levels, and Rages while trying to chase the Roadrunner. Then he runs out of Rage, gets Fatigued, and can't use the Run action anymore.

Conversely, the Road Runner is clearly only taking a single move action a round to move at that speed, given the velocity he outpaces Coyote when he decides he'd like to, and starts actually running.

Oh, also relevant!

[Serpentine]

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One of the best characters in my game is a gnome Illusionist-Sorcerer/Cleric of Garl Glittergold/Arcane thingamabob I always forget. She has Perform (stringed instrument), and makes pretty good use of it too!
She also has Craft (Gizmo) and recently acquired ranks in Craft (Prank)...

Is it a version of this?

Aw, that's a lovely story

[Ranger Mattos]

WOOT! I haven't gotten an internet cookie in ages.

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That one reminds me of the avatar I had for video game week... which I appear to have lost

Basically, it was Kirby with Mario's hat, Samus's arm cannon, and the Master Sword.

[Cartigan]

That one reminds me of the avatar I had for video game week... which I appear to have lost

Basically, it was Kirby with Mario's hat, Samus's arm cannon, and the Master Sword.

It reminds me of this:

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[Necromas]

Seeing the other PSG posters made me want to try one.

Little NSFW

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Oh and here's a Berserk one (not NSFW).

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[Ayron]

So then Road Runner has at least some factotum to get an extra action or two?

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At first I thought about the old SNES game Harvest Moon, where you have to "throw" your axe into a pond, so the goddess of harvest will be summoned, giving you the golden axe.

Aww, man... I miss that game... want to play it right now...

[Yora]

At first I thought about the old SNES game Harvest Moon, where you have to "throw" your axe into a pond, so the goddess of harvest will be summoned, giving you the golden axe.

And that means you have made the DC 15 check, but not the DC 20 one.

[Saintheart]

Not really D&D related as such, but given

(a) I paid some of my motie taxes in advance; and
(b) You can't get commented on in this thread unless some sort of anime is involved

I present thus:

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And on topic:

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[Necromas]

Incoming! Freshly baked demotivators!

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May I please have some source on this RE4 pic?

[Beowulf DW]

Hope I did this right...

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[dsmiles]

I present thus:

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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm old enough to remember when that was on TV.

[Yora]

Just remembered this little sucker from an old episode of Buffy, and fortunately managed to find a passable image.

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[Morph Bark]

Just remembered this little sucker from an old episode of Buffy, and fortunately managed to find a passable image.

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Actually, it's -12. -8 is for Tiny.

[Yora]

There's an actual size-mod to Intimidate?

Two more from screenshots while playing The Witcher:

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[Sanguine]

Just remembered this little sucker from an old episode of Buffy, and fortunately managed to find a passable image.

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I loved that episode. Giles with a chainsaw.