My Little Pony III: The Great & Powerful Thread

[Jarian]

Bravo. You're a braver pony than I. I've been wanting to post it for days, but was afraid of another reprimand.

I should hope a satire with a warning inside a spoiler made in jest wouldn't get an infraction.

[Starbuck_II]

Fluttershy: Um... please don't call me your favorite... I don't need that kind of pressure... (squeak).

Can you speak a little louder, they can't hear you in the back row, Fluttershy (Shy Ronny paraody).

[Evil DM Mark3]

If we write enough about her she might appear in more episodes, retroactively justifying putting her on the first page.

And what about those of us who find that episode to be one of the weakest and least interesting?

[Irbis]

And what about those of us who find that episode to be one of the weakest and least interesting?

Why, they're banished to Everfree Forest, of course

[Mystic Muse]

Why, they're banished to Everfree Forest, of course

Alternatively, the dungeon.

Although, Princess Celestia does so love planning executions.

[Welf]

And what about those of us who find that episode to be one of the weakest and least interesting?

The hypothetical new Trixie episodes will be better. They will give the characters more room, expand the background, have a thrilling plot, feed the hungry, cloth the poor and defeat your enemies.

[CrimsonAngel]

I hear there are some pretty good pony artists in here. Am I correct?

[Gaelbert]

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... Batmare!

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[SiuiS]

The hypothetical new Trixie episodes will be better. They will give the characters more room, expand the background, have a thrilling plot, feed the hungry, cloth the poor and defeat your enemies.

What if my enemies are the hungry, naked poor?
YOUR MOVE, HOLY MAN!

[darthbobcat]

What if my enemies are the hungry, naked poor?
YOUR MOVE, HOLY MAN!

If your enemies are defined by the qualities of being hungry, naked and poor, rendering them fed, clothed and lower middle class, as the future Trixie episodes will do, will render them no longer your enemies. Thus, by moving them from the category of "enemies" to "at least neutral," you'll have defeated them!

[SiuiS]

Wait, pinkie pie became a masked crusader after stealing a whole mess of cakes, so she could stop herself from cake stealing? Par for the course, I guess.

Sidethought; we have determined that the grace period on spoilers is 24 hours, yes? So 24 hours and XX minutes after an episode airs, you don't need to spoiler-box discussion of said episode.

[Kairaven]

What if my enemies are the hungry, naked poor?
YOUR MOVE, HOLY MAN!

The hungry and poor were purged during the Equestrian Mandatory Cultural Imporvement Initiative passed more than 200 years ago by her majesty the ever just and benign sovereign Princess Celestia, may her blessing and watchful gaze be ever upon you. Now there are no hungry and poor, just happy...oh ever so happy, prancing ponies.

ARE YOU NOT HAPPY?!? We can remedy that.

[Thanqol]

In the time it took to get a new power supply for my laptop, three pages on the new thread!

Ponies!!

I think the OP picture of the Great and Powerful Trixie is the third cutest Trixie picture I have ever seen and I commend the Great and Powerful Trixie hijacking the thread for the glory of Trixie.

[darthbobcat]

In the time it took to get a new power supply for my laptop, three pages on the new thread!

Ponies!!

I think the OP picture of the Great and Powerful Trixie is the third cutest Trixie picture I have ever seen and I commend the Great and Powerful Trixie hijacking the thread for the glory of Trixie.

Sniff...

... remember what Granny-cat said.

Ha ha ha!

(Trixie is vaporized instantly)

OH GOD I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!

[Sinfonian]

Although, Princess Celestia does so love planning executions.

The pic is required for such statements. Failure to do so provides Celestia with a reason to do what she loves.

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In other news, a concise summation of Pinkie Pie's characterization:

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[Mewtarthio]

If your enemies are defined by the qualities of being hungry, naked and poor, rendering them fed, clothed and lower middle class, as the future Trixie episodes will do, will render them no longer your enemies. Thus, by moving them from the category of "enemies" to "at least neutral," you'll have defeated them!

But if you feed, clothe, and enrich the hungry, naked, and poor, then you'll no longer be able to tell the difference between them and the fed, clothed, and middle-class! Don't you see?! The HN&P could be any one of us now!

[Mystic Muse]

The pic is required for such statements. Failure to do so provides Celestia with a reason to do what she loves.

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Let her try. I've got so many class levels at this point I forget what half of them even do, and that's not even getting into the obscenely overpowered stuff.

[Kris Strife]

The hypothetical new Trixie episodes will be better. They will give the characters more room, expand the background, have a thrilling plot, feed the hungry, cloth the poor and defeat your enemies.

Will I get to see them driven before me and hear the lamentation of their women?

[Trixie]

So much Trixie.

That said, I find it amusing that somebody posing as a pony who is defined by her egotism has hijacked the thread title and thrown her image into the original post.

Well, we pony wizards have to watch out for each other. Go, TrixieGreat and Powerful Trixie! I'm not certain I like the thought of being compared to "Sufficently Advanced Technology" myself...

If we write enough about her she might appear in more episodes, retroactively justifying putting her on the first page. Don't forget, the Chinese word for crisis is made up of the two characters for "opportunity" and "putting the Great and Powerful Trixie in the first post".

I think the OP picture of the Great and Powerful Trixie is the third cutest Trixie picture I have ever seen and I commend the Great and Powerful Trixie hijacking the thread for the glory of Trixie.

Brohoof!

We all seem to be in agreement here, that is kind of the opposite of arguing.

Yes, with Great and Powerful Trixie!

Though it needs more mane cast in the OP, for converts to the herd!

I considered this, but they were in previous thread OP picture and I though less... pink would help with this, as well the pure perfection of my visage

Not sure how I feel about the first picture being Trixie. It is the great and powerful Trixie, but she's only appeared in one episode and isn't one of the more recognizable characters.

I'll let you know that I have more fics/stories on Equestria Daily than Spike and two of the mane cast combined!

Only these two wenches, Rainbow and Twilight, come anywhere near me in numbers. And even this usually paired with me.

That's what I was trying to do in this post.
But then I was set upon by the

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Um... I have added it long ago...

Coincidentally, OP is not at version 1.2. Comments? More links? Avatar artists?

Sniff...

... remember what Granny-cat said.

Ha ha ha!

(Trixie is vaporized instantly)

OH GOD I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!

Pinkie, don't tell me you overdosed sugar again?

[Trobby]

The UK is currently under a coalition government between the Right wing Conservatives and the Left wing Liberal Democrats. To get into the exact details would be too political but I think you can see the chain of logic there.

Aaah, British Politics...that's why I got confused. We have different symbols over in the states.

Though a Donkey and an Elephant would be a little...awkward.

Oh hey, look what I found.

Warning, satire of offensive subjects, yadda yadda.

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*snip*

... AAHAHAHA! <3 Oh you rock.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... Batmare!
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You too! And...Pinkie is evil? D:

FORTY CAKES?! She's EVIL INCARNATE!

[tonberrian]

I agree with Trixie. Trixie is best pony.

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This thread is now about Trixie. Also, checkmark placed.

[PhoeKun]

I agree with Trixie. Trixie is best pony.

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This thread is now about Trixie.

This thread was always about Trixie.

As most threads should be. Except when she's having a smoothie.

[SiuiS]

Let her try. I've got so many class levels at this point I forget what half of them even do, and that's not even getting into the obscenely overpowered stuff.

Careful, mate. 1,000 years? The Benefoalant Princess rolls old school, and there's no save for a Bolt from the Blue...

Your best bet is requesting trial by combat, and deal with a different bolt of blue;

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[darthbobcat]

Wait people.

We all know, deep down, who any and all My Little Pony threads are really about. Sure, we might dally about with Trixie, or Rarity, or whatever flavor of the week pony is on our minds... but deep down, it's all about

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Derp on, you crazy diamond.

Also, Trixie, the reason you have more fanfic is that your character is so one dimensional that people feel the need to flesh it out. They don't love you, they the blank canvas you represent. So there.

[Mystic Muse]

*Hugs Trixie*

There there, the bad pony can't hurt you.

[Thanqol]

Also, Trixie, the reason you have more fanfic is that your character is so one dimensional that people feel the need to flesh it out. They don't love you, they the blank canvas you represent. So there.

Man, you remember what happened the last time someone ticked a pony off?

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TERRIBLE THINGS

[Jarian]

Your best bet is requesting trial by combat, and deal with a different bolt of blue;

Except that they can apparently be knocked out by a single unarmed strike. Not much of a candidate for single combat.

[Orzel]

Trixie blah blah blah
*yawn*

This thread need more of the beautiful Miss Rarity.

[Mewtarthio]

Meh, Trixie's nothing special. She just gets by through being a big fish in a small pond. Except the pond is actually a barrel, and Twilight Sparkle is these guys. She really should just accept her natural place in the order of things:

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[CrimsonAngel]

Must... design a pony based on her scetches...