My Little Pony VIII: Friendship is Music

[Mystic Muse]

...Well, I WAS going to eat Thanqol, but somepony just forced my hand! And trust me, trust me, you really, really don't want to do that.

*turns Orbital Friendship Cannon up to 11 with personal access code, targets Kyuubi*

Fire.

*hits*

*Does nothing*

That's like trying to hit Lix with a shipping beam. You're going to affect two things. Jack and Squat.

[Shadowy]

...Well, I WAS going to eat Thanqol, but somepony just forced my hand! And trust me, trust me, you really, really don't want to do that.

*turns Orbital Friendship Cannon up to 11 with personal access code, targets Kyuubi*

Fire.

OH GOD MY SHRUBBERY!

[Gadora]

Yes. Yes, she most certainly could.

I distinctly remember rampaging living, walking trees in both Lord of the Rings and Dragon Age. Neither was benign.

I suppose, but I think it would take quite a bit to get Flutterent to do something so very hasty.


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OH GOD MY SHRUBBERY!

Ah. So that's what it would take. We're doomed.

[Gamerlord]

*Continually blasts Darbobcat, Thanqol, and Raz Fox with the Orbital friendship cannon*

There. now, if you want friendship infused cupcakes you'll have to eat each other.

CELESTIADAMN IT PEOPLE STOP STEALING MY CANNON!
*Takes cannon to mysterious far away dimension.
*Puts a note near it saying "Please do not steal"*
Best form of security in the world..

[PhoeKun]

...Well, I WAS going to eat Thanqol, but somepony just forced my hand! And trust me, trust me, you really, really don't want to do that.

*turns Orbital Friendship Cannon up to 11 with personal access code, targets Kyuubi*

Fire.

You should really be spending less time firing rainbows made of friendship from the depths of space and more time writing fiction about ponies. Your fans are waiting for you.

Just sayin'.

edti: Also want to take a second to remind all the ponies who are playing along with the Draw a Pony game that the submission guidelines have changed. This thing is amazing. I have my life back!

[Mystic Muse]

CELESTIADAMN IT PEOPLE STOP STEALING MY CANNON!
*Takes cannon to mysterious far away dimension.
*Puts a note near it saying "Please do not steal"*
Best form of security in the world..

I wasn't using your cannon. I was using my cannon.

*Fires cannon at Gamerlord*

[ScionoftheVoid]

*hits*

*Does nothing*

That's like trying to hit Lix with a shipping beam. You're going to affect two things. Jack and Squat.

So essentially; "Oh lord the love it... feels all fuzzy and tingly actually, can you do that again?".

[Gamerlord]

I wasn't using your cannon. I was using my cannon.

*Fires cannon at Gamerlord*

*Steps an inch from the firing zone*
There, I won't get hit. Though I may suffer some side effects.
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...
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NOT AGAIN!
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[Mystic Muse]

So essentially; "Oh lord the love it... feels all fuzzy and tingly actually, can you do that again?".

Nope. I feel absolutely nothing from it. I'm pretty much made of friendship at this point, so I get my good feelings from other things. Like pie.

*pies self*

[Welf]

Wait, how the heck did that happen? I didn't even have you on my quote list...

Edit: I smell a conspiracy here! Either that or the board had a minor seizure. Has anyone else had a problem with quotes being attributed to the wrong person?

As a minor note, the Sleepytime pic in the post it links to doesn't have an image showing. Might want to look into that.

The board acts weird for some time. I distinctly remember editing one of my posts some time ago, but when I sent the edit the board gave me a error message. The edit however was saved, but the usual "edited last..." at the bottom of the post did not appear.

Thanks for the notice, I fixed the link. For some reason, I somehow doubt anybody will look again.

[darthbobcat]

If only we had some sort of orbital Animosity Beam, we could stop Kyuubi's rainbow flavored tyranny.

[Shadowy]

If only we had some sort of orbital Animosity Beam, we could stop Kyuubi's rainbow flavored tyranny.

And there might be a small chance of my yard not being destroyed everytime somepony thinks it's a good idea to fire the thing!

[Lix Lorn]

If only we had some sort of orbital Animosity Beam, we could stop Kyuubi's rainbow flavored tyranny.

YOUR UNHOLY QUEEN HEARS YOUR REQUEST. ACCEPT MY BLESSING.
FEEL THE HATRED FLOW THROUGH YOU.

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[Gadora]

If only we had some sort of orbital Animosity Beam, we could stop Kyuubi's rainbow flavored tyranny.

YOUR UNHOLY QUEEN HEARS YOUR REQUEST. ACCEPT MY BLESSING.
FEEL THE HATRED FLOW THROUGH YOU.

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Nightmare Bloom has also heard your request! (Though is not as good at 'shopping things as Lix is.)

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[Mystic Muse]

*Takes both attacks head on.*

*yawns* come back when you have attacks that will actually do something.

[RdMarquis]

YOUR UNHOLY QUEEN HEARS YOUR REQUEST. ACCEPT MY BLESSING.
FEEL THE HATRED FLOW THROUGH YOU.

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Is it wrong to find that beam of pure animosity visually cooler than the Friendship Beam?

[Lix Lorn]

Nightmare Bloom has also heard your request! (Though is not as good at 'shopping things as Lix is.)

Is it wrong to find that beam of pure animosity visually cooler than the Friendship Beam?

Heh, I just selected it in Paint and clicked 'invert colors'.

[darthbobcat]

Snrk.

Late one night at the Carousel Boutique, Rarity sneaks down the stairs, wearing a fashionable ninja costume. She slips into the kitchen without making a noise. Her target: the cupcakes in the fridge. She opens it slowly... gently... and starts to chow down. Immediately, she finds herself snacking on nothing by air. Her plate of cupcakes is now being held by a yellow filly dressed in silver plate armor.

"Ah am Naghtmare Bloom! Remember those cupcakes well, for they shall be yer last! The diet... shall last... FOREVER!" (Nightmare Bloom runs off with Rarity's plate of cupcakes, cackling evily)

Rarity: ... in retrospect, asking Sweetie Belle and her friends to help me with my diet was a bad idea.

[invinible]

CELESTIADAMN IT PEOPLE STOP STEALING MY CANNON!
*Takes cannon to mysterious far away dimension.
*Puts a note near it saying "Please do not steal"*
Best form of security in the world..

*Steals the cannon to prove just how lousy such security is.*

[RdMarquis]

Snrk.

Late one night at the Carousel Boutique, Rarity sneaks down the stairs, wearing a fashionable ninja costume. She slips into the kitchen without making a noise. Her target: the cupcakes in the fridge. She opens it slowly... gently... and starts to chow down. Immediately, she finds herself snacking on nothing by air. Her plate of cupcakes is now being held by a yellow filly dressed in silver plate armor.

"Ah am Naghtmare Bloom! Remember those cupcakes well, for they shall be yer last! The diet... shall last... FOREVER!" (Nightmare Bloom runs off with Rarity's plate of cupcakes, cackling evily)

Rarity: ... in retrospect, asking Sweetie Belle and her friends to help me with my diet was a bad idea.

That's adorable.

[darthbobcat]

*Steals the cannon to prove just how lousy such security is.*

With it's power, you shall be... INVINIBLE!

[Bayonet Priest]

*Looks at today's drawing topic*

I have to draw clothes now? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Gamerlord]

*Steals the cannon to prove just how lousy such security is.*

But now you will be forever be haunted the memory of stealing something someone politely asked you not to steal! You are a common thug!

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Mwhahahaha!

On another topic entirely, I wonder what a pony version of the above image would look like?

[vegetalss4]

*Looks at today's drawing topic*

I have to draw clothes now? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Oh how I envy your drawing ability, I kinda gave up after I realized that making a simple half circle shape/any curve at all, was going to be a struggle for me every time.

[Bayonet Priest]

Oh how I envy your drawing ability, I kinda gave up after I realized that making a simple half circle shape/any curve at all, was going to be a struggle for me every time.

But I can't draw, I'm just kinda doing it anyway. My best is only a little above Thanqol's infamous Pone. Right now the eyes are giving me trouble, getting them to look right and not creepy is kinda difficult. So don't you go envying my drawing ability, if you're unlucky enough it might rub off on you.

[vegetalss4]

But I can't draw, I'm just kinda doing it anyway. My best is only a little above Thanqol's infamous Pone. Right now the eyes are giving me trouble, getting them to look right and not creepy is kinda difficult. So don't you go envying my drawing ability, if you're unlucky enough it might rub off on you.

getting eyes at all would be an improvement.

[Raz_Fox]

You should really be spending less time firing rainbows made of friendship from the depths of space and more time writing fiction about ponies. Your fans are waiting for you.

Just sayin'.

Oh, it. is. on.

Boom! Look down. What's that in your web browser? Back up. I have it. It's Chapter 6 of Misted Stage! Look again! The full story is now in Part 1 and Part 2!

Anything is possible when you're motivated by guilt and pride. I'm on a Phoe.

...I'm going to die. Is this what squeezing lemonade from water feels like? And I've still got another chapter left to write! The big "this-is-what's-been-happening" "it's-all-her-fault" chapter!

[Mindfreak]

But now you will be forever be haunted the memory of stealing something someone politely asked you not to steal! You are a common thug!

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Mwhahahaha!

On another topic entirely, I wonder what a pony version of the above image would look like?

I don't know, give me a bit and I might ponyfi it.

[darthbobcat]

Oh, it. is. on.

Boom! Look down. What's that in your web browser? Back up. I have it. It's Chapter 6 of Misted Stage! Look again! The full story is now in Part 1 and Part 2!

Anything is possible when you're motivated by guilt and pride. I'm on a Phoe.

...I'm going to die. Is this what squeezing lemonade from water feels like? And I've still got another chapter left to write! The big "this-is-what's-been-happening" "it's-all-her-fault" chapter!

Tell me about it. My "take a break from FFF" fic was going to be a Pony/Phineas and Ferb fusion fic, not Beyond Forever.

Though she used flattery more than guilt in my case.

... Phoe, you should be a used car salesperson.

[AlterForm]

Tell me about it. My "take a break from FFF" fic was going to be a Pony/Phineas and Ferb fusion fic, not Beyond Forever.

Though she used flattery more than guilt in my case.

... Phoe, you should be a used car salesperson.

I still really want to see this.