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    ((I'm so helpful.))

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    Absolmorph, you rolled the same as the Skeletons, so call my coin clip

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    ((Edge. Or heads.))
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    Freaking more undead!?! What the **** is so awesome about them that the evil thing causing all this is investing in bones and dead flesh like the Grim Reaper trying out interior decorating?

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    Absolmorph, you flip a tails and thus go after the Skeleton.

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    ((Cursed coin, I wanted to get head, not tail! I'm not in the mood for tail!))

    ((... I was waiting to use that.))
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    Hey, Moon, did you acount for the +2 Teodor provides us? If so, I suppose it's coin flip time again. (what's up with you and 19's anyway? )
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    ((She did. Honestly, I'm just glad that I didn't waste a 20 on initiative. That's totally the sort of thing that would happen to me, too.))
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    I...really didn't see her post there, sorry MoonCat =O

    So yha, call heads or tails MoonCat, so that we may see who you go before/after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
    Hey, Moon, did you acount for the +2 Teodor provides us? If so, I suppose it's coin flip time again. (what's up with you and 19's anyway? )
    I added the +2, I'm naturally +4

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    I...really didn't see her post there, sorry MoonCat =O

    So yha, call heads or tails MoonCat, so that we may see who you go before/after.
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    And I flipped tails, so you go after the skeletons. Here is the turn order!

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    So the skeletons go first! Skeleton 1 is going to move to E3, right in front of MoonCat, and attack with it's pick.

    (1d20+5)[8] VS AC

    If it hits, it does (1d6+2)[8]

    Then, Skeleton 2 is going to move to E7 and attack Teodor.

    (1d20+5)[20] VS AC

    If it hits, it does (1d6+2)[5]

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    Your turn MoonCat.

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    I enter the aspect of Dancing Serpent.

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    If my first attack hits, I use my Dual Weapon Attack.

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    Edit: Okay, I wasn't supposed to use a d20, I know that now. Please forgive me.
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    Your attacks rip into the Skeleton, causing quite a lot of damage. You can see the meaty equivilent of its throat, beneath the bones, waver as it screechs at you in pain.

    Teodor's turn.

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    "Gah!"
    On the hit, I'm going to activate Firepulse.
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    Teodor shifts to E5 and uses Commander's Strike to give Bast another melee basic attack (with the extra 3 damage).
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    Ooh, thanks.

    I'm still attacking the same Skeleton.

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    Teodor, the skeleton hits you and gouts of flame pulse out and burn it. It growls at you.

    However, you don't let such a little scratch bother you, and call out to Bast to attack it again. She follows your advice and stabs her broadsword into the skeleton's chest and tearing it out the side. Bits of broken sternum and rib cage scatter around the ground, and a huge gash is torn into it's meaty core, blood gushing from it. Skeleton 1 is now bloodied.

    Juniper, your turn.
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    ((Doesn't Bast's Dual Weapon Attack activate?))
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    Nope. Only on her turn once per round on her turn (I think).
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    Neat. LaLa is very...graphic with her descriptions though, isn't she?
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    I like to be. Hope it's not too much problem.

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    Kind of chiming in late here, but as the skeleton hits Teodor, Elden reacts with Preservers Rebuke, giving me a +3 on my next attack against it, and giving Teodor 6 temporary hit points (after the damage has been done).
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    ((Now that's handy. Also, I checked her sheet and it said it's a free action whenever her main weapon hits.))
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    I did have her put in all the information because it would make the box a little bloated and difficult to read.

    Admitidly I am kinda dumb and forgot the rest, but I can go check the specifics now. I'm pretty sure it's only on her turn though.

    EDIT: Ok, checked, it's only once per round.
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    ((I wouldn't have questioned it, but I'd like to make sure I know how much damage each of my allies can dish out, since my at-will powers are dedicated to that.
    EDIT: Ah, that makes sense. And now we wait for Juniper/Blue Ghost.))
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    Wait, so I can only Dual Weapon Attack once per round? What about when a rounds goes all the way back to me? (Like if we dont kill them all withing one cycle)

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    Ok, I'll do my best to avoid wrist mentions

    Also, if it gets back to you, you can use it again, because then it would of been a full round since you've used it.
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    As far as the descriptions, it sounds more like you're describing zombies rather than skeletons.
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    Well, I think I mentioned this, but these skeletons have a meaty center. Kinda like the bones are the shell of a hard candy. Admitidly, this is a kinda dumb idea, but I kinda like it.

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    Seeing the skeleton faltering under Bast's flurry of blows, Juniper jumps into the fray, slashing furiously. Good work, Bast! Keep pressing!

    (Attack the skeleton with Guiding Strike.)

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    Juniper lunges at Skeleton 1 and with a swift blow, finished what Bast started, seperating it's torso from it's legs. The skeleton is no more!

    Carric's turn.

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