Vote Up A Campaign Setting 2 (Now in Open Discussion)

**afroakuma** · 2011-07-25, 09:19 AM (ISO 8601)

I vote torpedo! *torpedoes an unvoted option*

Keep 'em coming.

**Shadow Lord** · 2011-07-25, 09:21 AM (ISO 8601)

I vote Hekswild!

Edit: Afro double posted! It's impossible!!!!

**Kuzon** · 2011-07-25, 09:42 AM (ISO 8601)

I vote Primordium, but Heksweld could be cool too.

**Othniel Edden** · 2011-07-25, 12:32 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by afroakuma

I vote torpedo! *torpedoes an unvoted option*

Keep 'em coming.

Good. That was the most boring of mine left.

**Draz74** · 2011-07-25, 01:14 PM (ISO 8601)

I vote Evernew.

**DracoDei** · 2011-07-25, 02:41 PM (ISO 8601)

DawnworldTen Characters.

**AquilaRift** · 2011-07-25, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)

I vote Blue Hour in hopes of saving it from the Torpedo.

**afroakuma** · 2011-07-25, 02:55 PM (ISO 8601)

Oh come on now, you make it sound like I'm some sort of crazy fan of TORPEDO'D oh look there goes another one.

Hey look, robot shark fins circling Perantea and Dynamos.

**Othniel Edden** · 2011-07-25, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)

Hekswelds because I still like it.

**Morph Bark** · 2011-07-25, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)

Hekswelds because it is obviously something in Giant and Giants are the symbol of creation in Norse myth and Norse myth has Thor and Thor is awesome even though nothing like Thor must appear in Hekswelds.

**afroakuma** · 2011-07-25, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)

*strolls through*

Don't mind me, I'm just prepping another torpedo launch...

**Shadow Lord** · 2011-07-25, 05:11 PM (ISO 8601)

Not another Torpedo!

**Hiro Protagonest** · 2011-07-25, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)

*sneaks in and dismantles all the torpedo launchers*

**Shadow Lord** · 2011-07-25, 05:45 PM (ISO 8601)

Quickly, Mongoose, to the chopper!

**afroakuma** · 2011-07-25, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Swiftmongoose

*sneaks in and dismantles all the torpedo launchers*

*taptaps Swiftmongoose*

Excuse me sir, is this yours?

*holds up Swiftmongoose's right arm*

In related news, KABOOM and there goes another one. Who's next in the doom line, I wonder...

**Hiro Protagonest** · 2011-07-25, 06:18 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by afroakuma

*taptaps Swiftmongoose*

Excuse me sir, is this yours?

*holds up Swiftmongoose's right arm*

In related news, KABOOM and there goes another one. Who's next in the doom line, I wonder...

*looks at my right side*

Don't you see my arm there? I have a ring of regeneration.

**Shadow Lord** · 2011-07-25, 06:19 PM (ISO 8601)

Stop that! Stop that right now! This has become far too silly!

**afroakuma** · 2011-07-25, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Swiftmongoose

*looks at my right side*

Don't you see my arm there? I have a ring of regeneration.

*looks at the pair of arms he's holding*

Had. Had, sir.

Now back away while you still have your head and your life.

**Shadow Lord** · 2011-07-25, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by afroakuma

*looks at the pair of arms he's holding*

Had. Had, sir.

Now back away while you still have your head and your life.

Calm thy afro-ness. I'm sure it was all in jest. Now, back to disabling torpedoes.

**Violet Octopus** · 2011-07-25, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)

Like a rat leaving a sinking ship, I cast my new ~~vote~~ indication of preference for Seas of Creation.

**afroakuma** · 2011-07-25, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Shadow Lord

Now, back to disabling torpedoes.

Which wire is the disable one, though?

I hope you pick the right color.

*holds up a pulpy mass of extracted cone cells.*

**Hiro Protagonest** · 2011-07-25, 07:22 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by afroakuma

Which wire is the disable one, though?

I hope you pick the right color.

*holds up a pulpy mass of extracted cone cells.*

*chops through all of them with my kukri*

I have a bunch of energy resistances, high DR, and death ward right now.

**Shadow Lord** · 2011-07-25, 07:24 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by afroakuma

Which wire is the disable one, though?

I hope you pick the right color.

*holds up a pulpy mass of extracted cone cells.*

I'm incorporeal with ghost touch scissors. I'm a ghost of an awakened golem, giving me spell immunity. I can't be touched

**afroakuma** · 2011-07-25, 07:48 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Swiftmongoose

*chops through all of them with my kukri*

I have a bunch of energy resistances, high DR, and death ward right now.

Sure, but their targets don't.

*watches torpedoes zoom towards things Swiftmongoose would prefer did not get hit*

Originally Posted by Shadow Lord

I'm incorporeal with ghost touch scissors. I'm a ghost of an awakened golem, giving me spell immunity. I can't be touched

I sit a throne made from the corpses of time dragons. I am he whose stats cannot be modeled using the meager, worthless Epic Level Handbook. I am the Reason Behind the Void, the POWER, the Master of the Right Hand of Chaos.

I fold reality, crushing the Ethereal Plane and destroying incorporeality itself. I unwind time, I slay he who awakened you and prevent your original body from ever being struck. That which formed the golem I scatter across the layers of the Abyss.

Do not tempt the POWER.

**Zeta Kai** · 2011-07-25, 07:51 PM (ISO 8601)

I shall re-enter the vote like a meteor & choose Primordium. I rather liked Perantea, but it doesn't stand much of a chance at this point, & Hekswelds sounds absolutely atrocious. Also, I am the left arm of Penance, & can be remade by my main body if destroyed (if only by DM fiat).

And Afro, I thought that you were just a rakshasa sorcerer who went epic, crazy, epic-crazy, & crazy-epic?

**Hiro Protagonest** · 2011-07-25, 07:55 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by afroakuma

I sit a throne made from the corpses of time dragons. I am he whose stats cannot be modeled using the meager, worthless Epic Level Handbook. I am the Reason Behind the Void, the POWER, the Master of the Right Hand of Chaos.

I fold reality, crushing the Ethereal Plane and destroying incorporeality itself. I unwind time, I slay he who awakened you and prevent your original body from ever being struck. That which formed the golem I scatter across the layers of the Abyss.

Do not tempt the POWER.

*lawyers appear*

I'm sorry sir, but we're going to have to take you into custody. You didn't put trademark on the end of POWER^TM. That's a sentence punishable by a lifetime in the arena with all the other "superpowers". No bonus in diplomacy, bluff, or intimidate will help you in this trial.

**afroakuma** · 2011-07-25, 07:57 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Swiftmongoose

*lawyers appear*

I'm sorry sir, but we're going to have to take you into custody. You didn't put trademark on the end of POWER^TM. That's a sentence punishable by a lifetime in the arena with all the other "superpowers". No bonus in diplomacy, bluff, or intimidate will help you in this trial.

*irritably raises a hand, collapsing trademark law itself into shuriken and embedding same into the lawyers' rectums*

**Shadow Lord** · 2011-07-25, 07:57 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by afroakuma

Sure, but their targets don't.

*watches torpedoes zoom towards things Swiftmongoose would prefer did not get hit*

I sit a throne made from the corpses of time dragons. I am he whose stats cannot be modeled using the meager, worthless Epic Level Handbook. I am the Reason Behind the Void, the POWER, the Master of the Right Hand of Chaos.

I fold reality, crushing the Ethereal Plane and destroying incorporeality itself. I unwind time, I slay he who awakened you and prevent your original body from ever being struck. That which formed the golem I scatter across the layers of the Abyss.

Do not tempt the POWER.

Yeah? Well I'm the SHADOW, the one who made the POWER; he who controls the inbetween places. I am the black and the white; the dead and alive. I am he who cannot die, and who has already. I sit on a throne of nothing and everything, and all who exist fear me, my presence instilling courage into them. Without me your POWER is nothing, for I am what keeps it from being weak, and force it to be strong. The SHADOW has many forms, and none, for he will always be and yet is not.

**afroakuma** · 2011-07-25, 08:01 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Shadow Lord

Yeah? Well I'm in denial, the one who is deluded; he who controls inane nattering commences hereabouts...

*raises an eyebrow*

*raises a finger*

*erases Shadow Lord and his vote*

Do not. Tempt. Me.

**Shadow Lord** · 2011-07-25, 08:02 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by afroakuma

*raises an eyebrow*

*raises a finger*

*erases Shadow Lord and his vote*

Do not. Tempt. Me.

Well, shoot. In that case I'll cast my vote on Sea's of Creation

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