My Little Pony XI: "Mmph!"

[Grif]

I must admit, I'm beginning to worry about my sanity and my identity the longer I'm exposed to threads like this.

Only beginning?

I think I lost my sanity a long time ago. Which resulted in me writing a crazy fic.
Damnit Lyra, why won't you leave me alone?

[darthbobcat]

Only beginning?

I think I lost my sanity a long time ago. Which resulted in me writing a crazy fic.
Damnit Lyra, why won't you leave me alone?

Because Twilight's going to LOVE HER.

[EsperDerek]

I love you guys too.

And you know I kid because I love, right Esper?

Yeah, I know you don't mean anything really harmful by it, there's no problems here, man.

[PhoeKun]

I uh... I am not so sure that you could be held up as an example of 'normal'.
Well, maybe. But only for ponies.

What are you talking about, I am the normalist pony to ever normal a norm! Look at how much sense I'm making! *eye twitch* Just look at all this normal!

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Hah. Your words say "see ya later!" but your tone says "no one survives the acid mines..." ;þ

Truthfully I'm not even sure why we mine for acid, let alone how. You'd think if we were just out for blood we'd cut the middle mare and just throw somepony in acid. But then I guess we'd run out and have to mine some. Maybe it's a cost cutting measure?

[MCerberus]

I must admit, I'm beginning to worry about my sanity and my identity the longer I'm exposed to threads like this.

Confound these ponies, they drive me to the elder gods' eternal embrace. GYEEEETHHHHH

[the_druid_droid]

Because Twilight's going to LOVE HER.

And she will...in time.

[Mystic Muse]

And she will...in time.

*Channels Lix Lorn*

Who says Twilight has to decide on Trixie or Lyra?

[MCerberus]

*Channels Lix Lorn*

Who says Twilight has to decide on Trixie or Lyra?

Ponythread: where 75% of all fanfics end up involving rope and criminal insanity.

[the_druid_droid]

*Channels Lix Lorn*

Who says Twilight has to decide on Trixie or Lyra?

Lyra does. She's quite adamant about it, I'm certain.

[PhoeKun]

Lyra does. She's quite adamant about it, I'm certain.

I'm pretty sure Bon Bon's not really ok with all of this sharing, either.

[Grif]

Lyra does. She's quite adamant about it, I'm certain.

Most adamant. Why I have already dedicated my attic to Twilight. That's how adamant I am.

[Theoboldi]

Okay guys, it's been a while since I posted in here but I thought I just had to link you to this.

Did you read it? Seems just like some humorous list, doesn't it?
But now read this. And this. And all of these others too. And these two.

I first thought this were just some silly jokes, a variant of the rules of the internet. But after I read those explanations, it just made so much sense and it was all completly true. This really is a complete compilation of everything I love so much about the show and the fandom.

Seriously, read it. You won't regret it.

[EsperDerek]

Phhst, anypony knows (and by anypony I mean 'me') that there's only one pony Twilight and Trixie would be willing to share their relationship with anyways, and that's Princess Luna, duh.

[Mystic Muse]

Phhst, anypony knows (and by anypony I mean 'me') that there's only one pony Twilight and Trixie would be willing to share their relationship with anyways, and that's Princess Luna, duh.

Lix will find some way to convince them otherwise.

[Kris Strife]

I love you guys too.

And you know I kid because I love, right Esper?

Hm... If love is in the appendix, what's in kidneys?

So much d'awww!

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Apparently Derpy shops for children's books at the same place as Sam and Sybil.

[darthbobcat]

Hm... If love is in the appendix, what's in kidneys?

Blood, mostly.

[the_druid_droid]

I'm pretty sure Bon Bon's not really ok with all of this sharing, either.

Maybe through sharing she'll discover a whole new side of herself...

[darthbobcat]

Maybe through sharing she'll discover a whole new side of herself...

Or she'll be horribly scarred forever, never again able to trust Lyra or anypony else. You never know.

[the_druid_droid]

Or she'll be horribly scarred forever, never again able to trust Lyra or anypony else. You never know.

I give it 50/50 really. Worst case scenario: I get to start a new round of crazy with Bon Bon.

[TheAmishPirate]

And we've done it. Ponies have displaced Forever Alone as the most-viewed meme on Know Your Meme, and we'll top 2 million views tonight. And we've only been on the site a few months.

This calls for both parties and image dumps.

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*bonus points to anypony who gets the reference*

[the_druid_droid]

This calls for both parties and image dumps.

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This one is also a good reference.

EDIT: Have more pony

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[Brazen Shield]

Oh Hay: SiuiS is preparing a massive quote response. It's scary to watch
Do you guys think it's worth it? If you missed a week of thread would you go back and reread the whole thing and respond? Or just skip to the current one and go from there?

[Gadora]

As a fan of griffins myself, have some more Gilda.

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Thanks for the Gilda, by the way.

What are you talking about, I am the normalist pony to ever normal a norm! Look at how much sense I'm making! *eye twitch* Just look at all this normal!

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Uhhhhhhh... Ummmmmmm... Okay then.

And we've done it. Ponies have displaced Forever Alone as the most-viewed meme on Know Your Meme, and we'll top 2 million views tonight. And we've only been on the site a few months.

This calls for both parties and image dumps.

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We've passed 2,000,000. yay

Also, that first pic is made of pure win, and that second makes me wish I currently had access to my pony bookmarks (more specifically, the LotR subfolder).

Oh Hay: SiuiS is preparing a massive quote response. It's scary to watch
Do you guys think it's worth it? If you missed a week of thread would you go back and reread the whole thing and respond? Or just skip to the current one and go from there?

I feel awkward responding to stuff more than a page back, but I'd be sure to read all of it, even though I'd respond to little of it.

[darthbobcat]

More pages of Semper Fidelis added! Opinions appreciated as always.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...FE/edit?hl=en#

[Aotrs Commander]

Oww...

I regenerated.

&*%$£@# orbital friendship cannon.

Fortunatly, after last time, I made sure to have a few scrolls on hand for the minions to assist with harming spells.

Do you guys think it's worth it? If you missed a week of thread would you go back and reread the whole thing and respond? Or just skip to the current one and go from there?

I did miss a week, when I making that ill adivsed attempt to see if Pinkie's laugh-at-bad-stuff technique worked to discorporate stuff. (It does, but only evil stuff, e.g. me.)

About twenty or thirty pages is a bit much to wade through, though.

[Welf]

No! Not Mommy Trixie... Waaaahhhhhh!

The worst part is that it tastes so good!

As they say, "A mother's love is instinctual, unconditional, and best with garlic."

Also, tangentially related comic (in wide-screen).

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[Trixie]

Who in the main cast (or secondary cast) would it be the most amusing to have that in their background? Or more in character. Or both.

Edit: Also, someone on deviant art asked to use Ollie Jump in a fic (they needed a parental unit there for Scootaloo for a quick scene). Which is awesome.

Rainbow Dash?

Also, who?

It was all so simple. I told you about Old Man Jenkins' abused pony because I knew you'd want to help it, but you'd chicken out and make the Great and Powerful Trixie help instead. And then I told Jenkins that pony thieves were on the loose. He did all the work for me.

Did you enjoy your cake, Midnight? WAS IT WORTH MY 16 DOLLARS?

... okay, that was pretty dark. I think we've reached the end of the Appendix Love Saga. It can't surpass this. I don't want to be Cartman anymore...

Trixie: Thanks for removing my appendix, DBC. It was getting inflamed.

There we go. See, problem solved.

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<binds>

<throws to Two Kittehs to play before consumption>

...There, problem really solved

More pages of Semper Fidelis added! Opinions appreciated as always.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...FE/edit?hl=en#

<sigh>

I've run in the same problem as in shipfic - if you guys make revisions in anything longer, can you mark the revisions somehow? Say, marking old text grey? I'd like to help, but I don't have time to read the same thing multiple time fishing for changes

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Also! With all these crime discussions, now I wonder - what would hypothetical Equestrian law enforcement do with criminal unicorn - do you think there is some way to block their magic, say, with magic-dispersing rings, or something, or just guarding them?

People who wanted to read about bondage, not crime, please imagine I'm asking about extra bondage methods above, after all, it's dual-use, thank you ;P

[Jahkaivah]

As they say, "A mother's love is instinctual, unconditional, and best with garlic."

Also, tangentially related comic (in wide-screen).

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....that is not Pinkie Pie! That imposter ruined the surprise.

[Aotrs Commander]

Random pony-ness:
You know how we've had the occasional Iron Pony parodies? It occurs to be that a), it needs to be Steel Pony and b) it needs to be Applejack, because then it gramatically and syllable-y¹ fits the lyrics:

Ah...

Ah...Be...

Ah... Be Steel Po-ny!

Ah Be Steel Po-ny!



Now, just imagine that with Applejack doing that and making an iron man suit (orange naturally), complete with a cybernetic hat, obviously. Awesomeness, yes?



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Yeah, I think I'm still woozy from the OFC... Maybe I shouldhihihidihidiwhurdidjid. Two and one-half badgers, please! Hiyiyiyiyi!

*bangs skull on wall*

No, I'll eat them here! Andingling! Whahoohoo! Andaanshooanshoo!

*bangs skull on wall*

Ah, that's better. Maybe now I can WIN SELF-DETERMINATION FOR THE SOUTH MOLDAVIAN PEOPLE! Nicknoonicknoonickank!

*bangs skull on wall*

*bangs skull on wall*

*bangs skull on wall*

Ah, I think I'm OK now.



¹What the heck's the proper word? I can't think of it for the life of me...

[EsperDerek]

Phsst, wuss. I've been in close proximity of about dozen Orbital Friendship Cannon strikes, and you don't see anything wrong with me.