Playground Squares XI: And here we go again!

[Helgraf]

Helgraf: Translate this from the dragon tongue to english:

Wuld Nah Kest.

Knee Striking Force.

Okay, okay, no, not really.

Wuld Nah Kest.

Hmmm.

Whirlwind Wrath Tempest

[Reinholdt]

Hmmm. Not much to go on, but I'll agree on account that Helgraf would probably know this and surely he wouldn't lie to me, right?

[Castaras]

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Bzzt

Whirlwind Fury Tempest. Fury is a lot like wrath, except a nicer word in my opinion. I dunno. Wrath seems like a lot of effort, where as fury, now fury you can do a lot with with less energy.

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1. Giggle at the Ghostie!
2. INCONCEIVABLE!
3. Woo! I'm INVISIBLE!!
4. Your use of multiple exclamation marks disturbs me.
5. I used to play computer games, then I took an arrow to the knee.
6. I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
7. WHAT! is your favourite colour?!
8. CHRISTMAS. A MERRY TIME.
9. Super Seekrit Playgrounder related one!
10. Nananananananananana!
11. Scary Monsters and Super Creeps.
12. Mew, mow, mew, mow La la la la laaaa
13. I say I say this is getting rather silly.

[Lex-Kat]

It's my turn! Oh, who should I chooose. Who should I choooooose! Um.... Mangosta! Mew, mow, mew, mow La la la la laaaa?

[Castaras]

Those little lyrics are from the title sequence of a very silly kids show called Mio and Mao.

British kiddie tv shows do seem to have a habit of being rather strange. You have Clangers, Waybuloo, the Herbs, Noggin the Nog...

...and when you get back to the thread after getting sucked into silly kiddies shows, it is Noggin the Nog that I want to ask the question of.

Oliver Postgate's kiddies shows were wonderful ones. Noggin the Nog was one of many, as were the Clangers, Bagpuss, and *sudden welsh accent* Ivor the Engine.

Noggin met up some people named "The Omruds". What was the title their leader held?

[Reinholdt]

Castaras just made my life ten times weirder...

[Philistine]

Really? You probably needed more weird in your life, then.

[mangosta71]

Little did you know that I grew up watching British television and am thus well-acquainted with this particular brand of lunacy.

If you know anything about the British, you should be aware that they're as incomprehensibly obsessed with monarchy as Americans are with the Kardashians. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that their leaders, even in works of fiction, tend to be kings and queens. Such as the one in current consideration, the King of the Stone (apparently "King of the Rock" didn't sound regal enough).

[Lex-Kat]

I disagree on the grounds that I agreed with Mangosta last time, and look where that got me.

[Castaras]

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Dingdading

He was King-under-the-Hill.

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And so, Lex wins!

And such.

There you have it.

Bam. Mew. Etc.

[Philistine]

"Bam, mew," eh? Are you insinuating that Reinholdt might resort to assassination to reverse the outcome of the game?

[Reinholdt]

*shoots Lex*
*Mews*
*hides body*

Huh? What? No, I'd never do something so crass!
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[Castaras]

It was random crap I said because when I updated I was about to get involved in a pathfinder game.

New contestants! New squares! New host! Unless Lexie is going to go back to hosting.

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[Lex-Kat]

Thank you, Cassie. *Hugs* And I'll go ahead and retake the reigns.

*Dies* x.x

[Helgraf]

Thank you, Cassie. *Hugs* And I'll go ahead and retake the reigns.

*Dies* x.x

*lumbers over, drapes hair cord over the corpse. Tiny white filaments burrow in, reactivating the nervous systems ... then the musculature, tendons and ligaments. The natural processes get the organs working. A quick punch to the chest to get the heart beating again. He then pulls the hair cord out with a faint spatter of cold blood against his chill blue flesh and walks sedately over to the audience area .. to wait and see if any squares would be left after 24 hours.*

[TheCountAlucard]

I want in, but I can't decide whether I want to be a contestant or a square.

[Philistine]

When given a choice, choose both!

[mangosta71]

I disagree on the grounds that I agreed with Mangosta last time, and look where that got me.

You were supposed to look at the history and say, "He lied last time, so he'll tell the truth this time." You ruined a perfectly good double bluff.

[Lex-Kat]

Oh, sorry. I'll try to be fooled next time.

[Castaras]

Seeing as I was a host, am I exempt from the 24 hour rule?

'cos if so, then I challenge a random person to a DUEL! of witlessness.

So contestant me plex.

[Grue Bait]

I'll play as a contestant if no one else will.

[billtodamax]

In 3 minutes, Square me.

[Reinholdt]

I'll be a square.

[bladescape]

Center Square, please.

[DarkLightDragon]

Wheeeeeeeeee, squares! I'll be keeping an eye on this game. Interesting lineup. :P

Maybe I'll get in quck enough to call dibs on a square next time. Heheheh.

[Grue Bait]

There's sqares not taken. You can still join.

[DarkLightDragon]

There's sqares not taken. You can still join.

Sweet! I misread something, then.

I'll take top middle for 400, please, Alex Host.

[usourselves&we]

*Shambles into thread long past the time they were planning on being here*
Oh man, it’s so bright in here. . .
We’ll take a-
Shhh
We’ll take-
Be quiet will you
We’ll- Zzzzz
Finally
Could we have a square, please?
A quiet one
Yes, a quiet one, preferably one with a bed, maybe a kitchen too some food would be nice about now.

[calar]

Always wanted to join one of these! Ill take a square, any square.

[TBFProgrammer]

I guess I'll grab an edge square if you have any left...