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2011-10-15, 12:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1495: I may not carve a symbol of insanity on the town message board.
1496: I may not turn into a lich, no matter how in character it may be.
1496b: If I do turn into a lich, I may not use the indestructible plot central macguffin as my phylactery."Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized."
— Terry Pratchett
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2011-10-15, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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- In your head.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1496c: If I do use an indestructible plot central macguffin I may not further protect it by hiding it inside a tarasuqe.
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2011-10-15, 01:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1496d:
If I send it to the Astral with a Bag of Holding and a Portable Hole, I can't claim that being "lost forever" means it's intact but permanently unfindable.
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2011-10-15, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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2011-10-15, 06:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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2011-10-15, 06:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- Avatar by Kasanip
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2011-10-15, 06:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1496e: I may not have a phylactery that is made of Riverine, and stared as an Artifact immune to Dispel magic effects, Anti-Magic Fields, Wild magic regions and effects, rods of Cancellation, and Sphere's of Annihilation.
1496f: If the above rule is violated or ignored, I may not place dozens of Fine sized Traps inside the Phylactery, which trigger upon the casting of disintegrate and Mordenkainen’s disjunction spells and immediately force the casters to make dozens of Counter spell rolls until they inevitably fail one. Traps also cannot be made of Riverine themselves and 100% encased in the Phylactery, thus making them untouchable by the effects listed in 1496e.
1496g: And I absolutely can't add making the phylactery a cursed Object that always immediately returns to me no matter what takes it away or where it takes it too for good measure either."I Burn!"
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2011-10-15, 08:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1496h: Not allowed to make a Sphere of Annihilation my phylactery.
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2011-10-15, 10:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1497. I am to constantly remind myself that the DM has instituted a "No stealing from other party members" rule.
1497a. I am also to remind myself that my actions made him institute this rule.LGBTitp
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2011-10-16, 09:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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- Anywhere but here
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1498: As a DM, I may not intentionally create circumstances where each one of my players' characters experiences a mental breakdown.
1498a: No matter how funny/creepy it may be.
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2011-10-16, 09:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2005
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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Hell, It's About Time: Wings of Liberty
Does This Mutation Make Me Look Fat: Heart of the Swarm
My Life For Aiur? I Barely Know 'Er: Legacy of the Void
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2011-10-16, 09:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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2011-10-16, 09:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1500. No more referencing video games that I haven't played that everyone else at the table has. It just gets embarrassing when the reference goes straight over their heads.
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2011-10-16, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1501: Not allowed to forge a note for every shop I visit for the shop boy from the manager to give me everything
1502: Not allowed to forge a note from the king when visiting the palace to obtain stuff I shouldn;t have
1502a: The king has max ranks in forgery, many more so than me. my note from his descendants proving I am the true king will not work
1502b: If, for example the king has detected my nefarious plot, not allowed to abuse the fact that all stealing has the same DC and I have a bag of holding on the way out
1502c: there are very few fences willing to sell a prized painting of the king which he is very sad to have lost
1502d: My characters are not allowed to be anything but lawful good anymore.
1502e: but they said nothing about dilusional Grey Guards
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2011-10-16, 06:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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1502f: No longer aloud to forge a deed to the kingdom, as well as a birth certificate saying you're the rightful king, and using those documents as well as a story about how you were kicked out of the kingdom as a child and raised in a monastary/wizards college/bard academy/wherever to start a revolution.
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2011-10-16, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1503: When people ask if I can make water with magic, they want to see a Create food and Water spell, not Flashflood.
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2011-10-17, 02:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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2011-10-17, 02:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
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- Durham
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1499b: Nor can I leave them alone with Vknight or Glypthstone
1499c: Especially together for as Vknight with Glypthston is the all in one the one in all the sleeping master and the ruler of.... Sorry what was I saying?
1504: I cannot accidentally enter a trance in or out of character which causes me to predict the future or state things so I can get away with them.
1505: Dwarven chainsaws are not a group of hammers tied to a track moving at a fast rate.
1505b: Elves could make chainsaws and may have already done so
1505c: Gnomish chainsaws are not kobolds rapidly snacked against a flat surface
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2011-10-17, 05:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1505d: to ri-itterate, there is no 'glorious chainsaw method'
1505e: OK, there is, but it requires a fighter with no sense motive, a negative intelegence score and maxed out TWF feats
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2011-10-17, 06:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1496i. Upon realizing that the other party members are all chivalrous Lawful Good do-gooders, I am not allowed to use the world's cutest kitten as my phylactery.
Last edited by Dire Moose; 2011-10-17 at 06:35 AM.
LGBTitp
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2011-10-17, 09:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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2011-10-17, 11:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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2011-10-17, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Did 1504 twice, so skip 1507.
1508. Not allowed to call my magic cannonball loaded with special abilities the "Buggy Ball".
1508a. Not allowed to call the grenade version the "Muggy Ball".Last edited by Hiro Protagonest; 2011-10-17 at 12:32 PM.
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2011-10-17, 12:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1506c: The explanation for my dwarf killing every kitten we come across is not "Because the overseer told me to do so."
1506d: It may also not be "To protect others from their mind control powers."
1509: Cats do not have innate mind control powers.
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2011-10-17, 12:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1510: If I do use the indestructible plot central Macguffin for my phylactery, I cannot complain when it is destroyed as part of the plot for the adventure.
1511: Even if the plot was railroaded.
1512: Even if it was in the middle of the adventure.
1513: Even if it only became part of the plot after I destroyed the last plot with the unkillable lich character."I Burn!"
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2011-10-17, 07:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1514. There are no swordchucks, yo.
1515. When confronted with a guard who always lies and one who always tells the truth, I may not cast zone of truth.
1516. As DM, I can't add in a guard that stabs people who ask tricky questions.
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2011-10-17, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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2011-10-17, 08:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- Avatar by Kasanip
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2011-10-17, 09:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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2011-10-17, 09:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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