My Little Pony XIX: I Emptied Your Thread

[darthbobcat]

Semper Fi stuff.

I went through the story start to "finish" and did editing, mostly looking for plot errors and typos. I added a few very minor details, though they aren't on the google doc yet. Just to let you guys know I haven't stalled.

[the_druid_droid]

-(Shines a pink tinted spotlight on the droid's face)- There ya go. All blushy now. ^^

Awesome!

*successfully blushes*

*Awkwardly blurted* It goes with your rust!

(One time on camp I had to take a machette and hack my way through an enormous field of Patterson's Curse. That bastard grows taller than you are and gets everywhere.)

*turns away quickly, trying to scrub off rust*

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[MCerberus]

We interrupt the robo shipping for more arts progress

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[InkwellPony]

*Tries to determine how robots can blush*

-(Shines a pink tinted spotlight on the droid's face)- There ya go. All blushy now. ^^

[Brazen Shield]

*Tries to determine how robots can blush*

T-Thanks..it's a lovely color...

((Looked up Patterson's Curse. Wow, everything in Australia really does want to kill you...))

OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HIM!!!!

[Thanqol]

Wow, the forum died there for a minute.

... Is that a MegaMan battle network reference?

Yes! We are Battle Network buddies! From the glorious land where the internet runs on magic and contrived stupidity.

With having a constant supply of gamers? Food bills. I can barely afford to feed myself.
hheeeeyyyy. . .

I could combine the two!

Midnight, you like eatin' Midnight, right?
(Aw nuts, Esper went to bed, didn't he?)

*Eyetwitch* I can chip in for food!

*turns away quickly, trying to scrub off rust*

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Oh no, I said something wrong. Maybe... maybe to romance a robot I have to think like a robot!

Statement: Your chassis is both functional and unlikely to become obsolete! Increasingly awkward statement: I believe the flora on your hull does not impair your functionality!

[the_druid_droid]

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I don't suppose you could hypothetically make a version with a '2' in place of the '101'?

Oh no, I said something wrong. Maybe... maybe to romance a robot I have to think like a robot!

Statement: Your chassis is both functional and unlikely to become obsolete! Increasingly awkward statement: I believe the flora on your hull does not impair your functionality!

*turns back around, smiling slightly (go figure how that works)*

Statement: Your concern is sweet, and your heart's in the right place, but we don't really talk like that.
Increasingly awkward statement: Unless you want to...

[MCerberus]

I don't suppose you could hypothetically make a version with a '2' in place of the '101'?

If you don't mind that it'd miss out on the 'detail' sweep I can have one uploaded in a few seconds.

Also, I don't think I'm going to be able to fit a hunting rifle on that one without it looking weird... sigh.

[darthbobcat]

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Loki visiting his daughters in Poniheim.

[the_druid_droid]

If you don't mind that it'd miss out on the 'detail' sweep I can have one uploaded in a few seconds.

Also, I don't think I'm going to be able to fit a hunting rifle on that one without it looking weird... sigh.

That's cool, no problem.

EDIT: @^ - Dat mane!

[Brazen Shield]

Using the 500 server error to post without losing my quote wall.

Are you guys trying to kill me?!

I'm drinking some milkychocolateycoffee drink, and Braz, who delivered it, reads aloud "*looks up Patterson's curse* Wow, everything in Australia really does try to kill you".

I laugh, because it's funny, Y'know? But I've got a mouthful of milk, so I have to be careful.
Well, snortling apparently creates suction, as the narrowed air passage due to moustache interference causes me to vacuum seal my right nostril shut.

This normally wouldn't be a problem, except my left is apparently stuffed and I didn't notice. So now I'm trying to blow open my nostril so I can breathe, or drink the mouthful of milk, so I can breathe.
Neither of Which is happening.

So what next? Why, while still laughing, I manage to avoid shooting milk up into my nose... By firmly juggling it between tonsils and diaphragm.

So now I'm choking on milk. Bad. And of course, Braz just starts laughing, because I fall over.

It's about 6 seconds later, and finally while laughing/choking I manage to eject the milk from my larynx enough to breathe. Momentum being what it is, the milk keeps going, and now I'm cleaning the wall.

So thanks, pony thread.

And a special thanks to you, Thanqol, for bringing this upon me. I don't ven live in Australia; talking to an Australian over the internet is enough for australia to try and kill you.

*cough*

Also, apparently that monster of a plant grows in California too -^^

[Thanqol]

*turns back around, smiling slightly (go figure how that works)*

Statement: Your concern is sweet, and your heart's in the right place, but we don't really talk like that.
Increasingly awkward statement: Unless you want to...

All I want is for you to carry out your programming - I mean, be yourself.

*Thanqol lurches unsteadily as the Yandere Disease progresses to his appendix*

Also, apparently that monster of a plant grows in California too -^^

Bwuahahahahha! Sorry SiuiS!

And now this quote makes horrible, hilarious sense:

OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HIM!!!!

[Tavar]

Hey, guess what I just found?

MLP fanfiction, a crossover with the Forgotten Realms, if I'm not mistaken. Good read, though it's not done yet.

[MCerberus]

Just wondering, but why vault 2?

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[the_druid_droid]

All I want is for you to carry out your programming - I mean, be yourself.

*Thanqol lurches unsteadily as the Yandere Disease progresses to his appendix*

*Rushes to your side*

Are you ok?! What's happening?

Just wondering, but why vault 2?

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Basically it came out somewhere 3/4 of the way through Fallout: Equestria that AJ survived the megaspell (nuclear) attack and took refuge in Stable (Vault) 2. Since you were doing the art anyway, I decided it would be a fitting tweak.

[Thanqol]

*Rushes to your side*

Are you ok?! What's happening?

It's nothing... I'm just... happy.

*Thanqol's eyes close*

[MCerberus]

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Basically it came out somewhere 3/4 of the way through Fallout: Equestria that AJ survived the megaspell (nuclear) attack and took refuge in Stable (Vault) 2. Since you were doing the art anyway, I decided it would be a fitting tweak.

I guess that makes as much sense as anything Fallout-Pony related.
edit- tomorrow background goes up on it, and I'll likely add a certain dog.

[Lix Lorn]

Does anyone remember the Fresh Prince of Belair parody I did?
It had Ponyville Square instead of Belair, and shipped the singer with Derpy a little.
Does anyone know what thread it was in?

found it.

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Yo this is a story all about how my life got turned flipped outside down and I'd like to take a minute-just sit down there!
And tell ya how I became princess in Ponyville square
Iiiiin west fillydelphia born and raised, on a rock farm, is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, digging, parties are cool
And searching for my m-mark outside of the school
When a couple o' colts, they were so really good!
Started hanging round in my neighbourhood!
I went to one big closet my mom felt ill!
She said you're moving to your auntie's in north ponyville.
I searched for a guide and when she came near
Her eyes were all derped and there were bubbles on her rear
To be honest I though this mare was chill
So I followed her plot and said 'on to the 'ville!'
I got to the house about seven or eight
And I winked at the pony 'Yo mare, see ya later!'
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
The new princess of Ponyville square.

[the_druid_droid]

It's nothing... I'm just... happy.

*Thanqol's eyes close*

I'm glad you're happy

[RdMarquis]

Hey, Phoe's back. Nice to see you again.

On an unrelated note, here's a pic of the CMC playing with a tiny, tiny hydra. It's cute, even though we don't know how it happened.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/42639

[Thanqol]

I'm glad you're happy

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Jayden: "Is - is he dead?"
Charger: "Wait, what?"
Jayden: "I think Raz_Fox killed the core personality."
Charger: "Oh hell. What do we do?"
Mask: "I think the only proper response is to declare this thread the Republic of Jayden."
Charger: "That's your answer for - wait, Mask?"
Mask: "This is payback for using all the hot water."
Jayden: "Then it's unanimous!"

Jayden: "A-hem. During the period of Thanqol's Yandere-related death, we three alpha-level thought patterns will oversee all posting functions and suchwith. I am Jayden Mavel, Thanqol's upbeat, enthusiastic and bombastic side. You know Mask already, she's the insecurity, lies and insight, and this here's Charger, the idealism, discipline and self-improvement personality aspects."

Charger: "Switch between us fast enough and you shouldn't notice a difference."

[Rebelhero]

So my father has banned me from computer use for a while....so after 2 days i had 14 pages to catch up on... >.<


I WISH i was here for the Mightnight Mare discussion....

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If i was, i would say a mix of B and C. Much like Inkwell's idea. only i had night mare as a ghostly figure that only midnight could see. but others could hear her if she spoke aloud instead of into midnight's head. i really do like the Parasprite nightmare idea. only if she could poof in and out of Midnights head and completely defy all physics.

Also for anyone who was actually paying attention, pony gurren lagann is suspended until im out from under my fathers heel.

[Brazen Shield]

So my father has banned me from computer use for a while....so after 2 days i had 14 pages to catch up on... >.<


I WISH i was here for the Mightnight Mare discussion....

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If i was, i would say a mix of B and C. Much like Inkwell's idea. only i had night mare as a ghostly figure that only midnight could see. but others could hear her if she spoke aloud instead of into midnight's head. i really do like the Parasprite nightmare idea. only if she could poof in and out of Midnights head and completely defy all physics.

Also for anyone who was actually paying attention, pony gurren lagann is suspended until im out from under my fathers heel.

Wow. I remember being young enough to be told to get off something. Only in my day it was the phone:

*12year old brazen still on the phone at 23:30 hours*
*mom picks up the other line*
Mother:"GET OFF THE ****ING PHONE!!!!" *hangs up*
Braz: "... Sorry... I have to go now."

[Rebelhero]

Wow. I remember being young enough to be told to get off something. Only in my day it was the phone:

*12year old brazen still on the phone at 23:30 hours*
*mom picks up the other line*
Mother:"GET OFF THE ****ING PHONE!!!!" *hangs up*
Braz: "... Sorry... I have to go now."

heh my ex gf's dad would do that to us.
*16 year old Scott.* blahblahblah
*15 year old gf* LOLOLOLOL
*38 year old GF's dad was listening the whole time* I liked that scott, that was pretty funny. now go to bed.
*me* yes sir...

Now its 20 year old me and MY dad..
*dad* "Find a new job yet? No? *throws laptop out the window* "apply to 3 more stores and ill give it back."

Then we go watch a movie together. oh my family... XD

[darthbobcat]

Image Dump: Love Lasagna, Hate Mondays edition.

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Nice picture, worst southern accent ever.

[Kris Strife]

>receive random text "Mmm applesauce"
>respond with picture

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Am I a horrible person, pony thread?
Or an awesome friend?

...This picture makes it look like Applejack is Big Mac's pimp...

Honestly, I'm okay with that.

[SiuiS]

Great! This is going great! So great! *Hesitation* Oh, look. There's a flower growing in your gears. *Picks flower* Ow. Ow. That's not a flower, that's Patterson's Curse. Um. Here you go? *Offers*

Man, that's horrible. You know that stuff grows in California?

I wonder if it works like oleander. I can always use another hypothetical source of poison. Especially poison that has a higher chance of killing me outright during distillation than of maintaining toxicity.

(Taijuu Kage Bunshin No Jutsu)
(All Scantily Clad)
Am I doin it rite?

Reaction comic forthcoming

Oh thank goodness, for a second there, I thought that you were cultivating these clones as part of a long term plan to enact Pony Instrumentality.

I'm not sure what you mean by instrumentality. Or rather, I know you mean the thing from neon genesis evangellion, and I surmise it has to do with that blue haired(?) chick, but I'm not sure what it is in actuality.

Heheh, as I proved, scantilly clad ponies are at least 20% hotter than nekkid ponies. ^^

With the right clothing placement, irrespective of the type or amount, you can pull your pony ahead by approximate 2/3rds of a [attractiveness unit]. Kiloplot? Gigahawty? Deca... I got nothing.

But whatever the unit, we're hitting a +63.7% enhancement.

Hey now! I'll have you know I have specific countermeasures for this type of situation!

*searches around and produces a "don't hack me" sticker*

See?

Hm. Alright, boys, call off the assault. Ts prohibited.*

I...just...no...words...laughing too...hard...

That's the reaction I'd like to see!
The friend just thought it was weird that I responded with plot rather than fear.

Also, I don't think I'm going to be able to fit a hunting rifle on that one without it looking weird... sigh.

I have a picture somewhere of a pony with a rifle somewhere, I did for when I tried to a pony version of advance wars. I'll see if I can dig it out for ya.

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Wow. That's not nearly as detailed or useful to you as I remembered. Sorry.

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Loki visiting his daughters in Poniheim.

Hate to tell ya, Bobcat, but "he" isn't visiting "his" daughters, if those eyes, that snout, and a couple other details are true.

Heck, I don't think Loki has been then 'father' of much at all, despite all of 'his' kids. that is to say, that's a girl Loki.

And now this quote makes horrible, hilarious sense:

Eeeyup. Would have made more sense if the boards weren't acting up.

Hey, guess what I just found?

MLP fanfiction, a crossover with the Forgotten Realms, if I'm not mistaken. Good read, though it's not done yet.

Cool! Quoted for later reading.

Does anyone remember the Fresh Prince of Belair parody I did?
It had Ponyville Square instead of Belair, and shipped the singer with Derpy a little.
Does anyone know what thread it was in?

found it.

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Yo this is a story all about how my life got turned flipped outside down and I'd like to take a minute-just sit down there!
And tell ya how I became princess in Ponyville square
Iiiiin west fillydelphia born and raised, on a rock farm, is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, digging, parties are cool
And searching for my m-mark outside of the school
When a couple o' colts, they were so really good!
Started hanging round in my neighbourhood!
I went to one big closet my mom felt ill!
She said you're moving to your auntie's in north ponyville.
I searched for a guide and when she came near
Her eyes were all derped and there were bubbles on her rear
To be honest I though this mare was chill
So I followed her plot and said 'on to the 'ville!'
I got to the house about seven or eight
And I winked at the pony 'Yo mare, see ya later!'
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
The new princess of Ponyville square.

Yay! I was worried you wouldn't find it, and I couldn't help at all. Braz tried, but nothin'.

So my father has banned me from computer use for a while....so after 2 days i had 14 pages to catch up on... >.<


I WISH i was here for the Mightnight Mare discussion....

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If i was, i would say a mix of B and C. Much like Inkwell's idea. only i had night mare as a ghostly figure that only midnight could see. but others could hear her if she spoke aloud instead of into midnight's head. i really do like the Parasprite nightmare idea. only if she could poof in and out of Midnights head and completely defy all physics.

Also for anyone who was actually paying attention, pony gurren lagann is suspended until im out from under my fathers heel.

Hm. That actually works. Reminds me of how one would use a dread necro's ghostly visage. Separate beast that motley just occupies your space and has sarcastic quips.

Oh Sweet Sisters. If Nightmare does stick around, given Midnight's ideas of love, how long until Midnight Wakes up to the repercussions of Nightmare's deciding 'she's drunk and would probably do this anyway'?

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Jayden: "Is - is he dead?"
Charger: "Wait, what?"
Jayden: "I think Raz_Fox killed the core personality."
Charger: "Oh hell. What do we do?"
Mask: "I think the only proper response is to declare this thread the Republic of Jayden."
Charger: "That's your answer for - wait, Mask?"
Mask: "This is payback for using all the hot water."
Jayden: "Then it's unanimous!"

Jayden: "A-hem. During the period of Thanqol's Yandere-related death, we three alpha-level thought patterns will oversee all posting functions and suchwith. I am Jayden Mavel, Thanqol's upbeat, enthusiastic and bombastic side. You know Mask already, she's the insecurity, lies and insight, and this here's Charger, the idealism, discipline and self-improvement personality aspects."

Charger: "Switch between us fast enough and you shouldn't notice a difference."

Ah man. Now we have to build a new Thanqol. Anypony have any tinker toys?

[darthbobcat]

...This picture makes it look like Applejack is Big Mac's pimp...

Honestly, I'm okay with that.

THEY WERE ENJOYING APPLESAUCE. GRANNY SMITH MADE IT. WITH CINNAMON, A PINCH OF NUTMEG AND THE SECRET INGREDIENT, STORGI. GOOGLE THAT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I MEAN. THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED. NOTHING MORE. MOVE ALONG, CITIZEN.

Nice pic, though. If only SiuiS would use his powers for good, instead of for questionable.

[Kris Strife]

THEY WERE ENJOYING APPLESAUCE. GRANNY SMITH MADE IT. WITH CINNAMON, A PINCH OF NUTMEG AND THE SECRET INGREDIENT, STORGI. GOOGLE THAT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I MEAN. THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED. NOTHING MORE. MOVE ALONG, CITIZEN.

Nice pic, though. If only SiuiS would use his powers for good, instead of for questionable.

I like my version, mainly as a follow up to this comic.

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[darthbobcat]

I like my version, mainly as a follow up to this comic.

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I still say that while it's funny, that's like watching X-Men and concluding that there are four men for every woman in the Marvel universe.