[Nexus]Umbrella Corp 2: Your Family is in Our Hands

[Mindfreak]

Lab 3, Floor 11
"You're safe silly!" says a figure in a hazmat suit, her face obscured from his view. She held out a pencil thin device.
"I need to scan you!"

[Earl of Purple]

Halls

Yes, let's. Myrmidon will begin lurching towards his room, a large smile on his new face.

[Elite_Lurker]

Lab 3, Floor 11


"Okay,"Rekrul says. He doesn't resist being scanned.

[Mindfreak]

Halls
"You happy you get to go on a date with AJ?"
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Lab 3, Floor 11
He might be tickled as it scans him. Finally she puts it in a stainless steel case and takes out a vial.
"Now I need a sample of your DNA!"

[Elite_Lurker]

Lab 3, Floor 11


If Rekrul feels anything, he isn't showing any signs of it.

[Earl of Purple]

Halls

Myrmidon's smile gets even wider, something which didn't look possible, and he nods. He'd be skipping if it weren't for the problem of mismatched/too matching legs.

[Mindfreak]

Halls
ECT grins, she got to play matchmaker!
"I'll walk you through talking to girls when we get back to your room!"
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Lab 3, Floor 11
"I need you to piss in this vial or put in some sort of body mass in it."

[Earl of Purple]

Halls

I thought I was doing quite well? Myrmidon seems less sure about that now than before Elena Clone Two said girl-talking lessons.

[Elite_Lurker]

Lab 3, Floor 11


Rekrul puts one of his hands above the vial. A thick black liquid slowly drips from it, filling the vial. "How's that?," he asks.

[Mindfreak]

Halls
"Well you did good, but have you been on a date before?"
---
Lab 3, Floor 11
She caps it and puts it in the Steel Briefcase and locks it.
"That's good! Do you have any questions?"

[Elite_Lurker]

Lab 3, Floor 11


"A few. First, what is this place?

[Earl of Purple]

Halls

I don't know. If I have, I can't remember it and therefore it occured pre-surgery. Myrmidon probably means the surgery that altered his features so much and led to his scarring and 'donated' body.

[Mindfreak]

Halls
"Which is exactly why I need to run you through it to jog your memory!"
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Lab 3, Floor 11
"You're at Umbrella Corp! We saved you!"

[Earl of Purple]

Halls

Oh, I see. That makes sense, I guess. Myrmidon seems happier now, anyway.

[Elite_Lurker]

Lab 3, Floor 11


"My other question is, what happened? I can barely remember anything from before I woke up here."


((Yay for amnesia!))

[Mindfreak]

Lab 3, Floor 11
"The last lab you were at blew up from a generator! You nearly died! We saved you!"
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Halls
"Then move Myrmidon! Move!"

[Elite_Lurker]

Lab 3, Floor 11

"That's about it for questions. What now?"

[Earl of Purple]

Halls

I am moving! I'm lurching as fast as I can and writing whilst walking is dangero At that point, Myrmidon trips and cannot write further.

[Mindfreak]

Halls
ECT gets off of his back.
"Alright, I'll just walk then. I don't want you to trip and fall again."
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Lab 3, Floor 11
"I need you to tell me everything you can remember!"

[Earl of Purple]

Halls

I thought she already was walking?

Good idea. I'm surprised I lasted this long. Myrmidon will awkwardly get himself up.

[Mindfreak]

Halls -> Myrmidon's Room
"Me too! Now let's go go go!"
She tries to physically drag him there by grabbing his hand!

[Earl of Purple]

Halls --> Myrmidon's Room

Myrmidon is thus grabbed and dragged. Well, sort of dragged; Myrmidon lurches along as fast as he can and tries to ignore the dragging.

[Mindfreak]

Myrmidon's Room
"Alright, so what you first need to know how to do is what to talk about on the date. You should really try to find things you're both interested in to talk about so you should start with asking her if she has any hobbies."
She grabs a notebook from her back pocket and tries to hand it to him.
"You should be writing this down!"

[Earl of Purple]

Myrmidon's Room

Ask about hobbies, got it. See? I am writing it down. The last sentance is accompanied by Myrmidon's tongue.

[Mindfreak]

Myrmidon's Room
"Now, you should try to dress casual but not too casual. Don't flaunt what you have, but make sure she knows you have it!"
She might not be making any sense.

[Earl of Purple]

Myrmidon's Room

... What? I have two left arms, is that what you mean? Poor Myrmidon's currently clueless.

[Mindfreak]

Myrmidon's Room
"Yup! Some girls like that!"

[Earl of Purple]

Myrmidon's Room

OK, I'll keep that in mind. I think Myrmidon's lying now.

[Mindfreak]

Myrmidon's Room
"Alright, you should also never stare at your date's more..........appealing parts. Look at her face, and keep your eyes there."

[Earl of Purple]

Myrmidon's Room

OK. I think I understand. You just what to swap out 'more appealing parts' for 'breasts'. Although Myrmidon finds AJ's face to be amongst her 'more appealing parts'.