Coming to America and being evil. A modern 3.5 game

[Ninja_Grand]

Alie gets borad and heads down stairs. "What is going on?"
(S)

[Doomboy911]

After a few moments you manage to lop off a huge chunk the leg. The captain lifts it back to the vat. "Right everyone grab an end " he says with a flick of the wrist the stairs widen along with the doorway.

[Ninja_Grand]

Sliding out of the way, Alie stands back and watch. Hoping not to have to help.

[Isenvrill]

Niuqu shrugs and grabs an end.

[Eshkigal]

Arkadi grabs on, and lifts his corner up.

[Doomboy911]

With a little maneuvering everyone gets the large chunk of tarrasque into the front lawn. Before you can even set it down the grass starts growing exponentially trying to grab onto it. Six worltings come out with axes and begin hacking it in half. The grass starts sucking in one end and the wortlings carry there half to the tree. A massive mouth opens up in it and they start feeding it . "So what shall you be doing for your first day in new york?"

[Eshkigal]

"...Aside from wondering what we've signed on with? Well, had an idea. One that should appeal to each of us. Captain, where is spot with most numerous violent crimes in the city?"

[Doomboy911]

"Hmm that depends there are two places one area has the most violent crime while another area has the most violent crimes.If you want the area that has the most crimes you'll want to go to new york's famous kitchen but I doubt you'll have much to do if you want the worst crime than that would be in the park."

[Ninja_Grand]

Hold up! I NEED CASH! So were is the suberubs? they are the best to rob in my opinen.

(S)

[Doomboy911]

"I'm going to change my answer to wherever he goes"

[Ralasha]

"Do you mean for worst crimes, most crimes, or both? I myself need money as well, but would rather find an arena to compete in for money, act as a bodyguard, or act as a taxi-service. I have rituals to perform. I also require the services of a temple of Ao, or Tiamat."

[Eshkigal]

"Well, frankly I was going to suggest killing and mugging the rapists, murderers, and thieves as they are people no one would really miss. But bodyguard and arena work too."

[Doomboy911]

"Well there's madison square garden for some arena fighting. If you want to do a taxi service simply make a sign and hit the streets.Also feel free to find rapists and muggers but you'll make game night so boring if you kill them all." Now that you're outside you notice that a large amount of the trees are covered in toilet paper. On one of the trees you see signs like "big silly bully woolly","dopey dragoness" and "half of a halfling". I have to deal with the local pixie population they seem to be in a uproar"

[Isenvrill]

"I have a feeling an uproar is going to come from somewhere else very soon." Niuqu mutters to himself, glancing at Miradal as he reads some of the signs.

[Ralasha]

Miradal laughs. "Nonono... Pixies may be many things, but never malicious... they play jokes, and judge your character according to your responses. Rather funny actually. Well, some of their pranks are... the time I woke up looking like a naked nymph in a tavern common room wasn't that funny... I did enjoy the experience of looking like that however, when I met the little pranksters I thanked them for allowing me the experience... I actually got a gift from them for being a good sport about the whole matter. It was nice to be what most people consider beautiful, even if only for a day."

[Doomboy911]

Ah yes in the other countries the pixies are mischievious little balls of light. In new york they can't really play as much. They lack the protection of stronger fey and need to fend for themselves. They've got a terrible tendency to cling to a higher powers such as myself. I'm not a fan of them, when you start every morning as a naked nymph in a bar you grow a little tired of them. Now they kind of aimlessly wander the woods.Don't worry kiddies I'll handle them." he says with a grin, cracking his knuckles.

[Eshkigal]

"Why bother? From the sound of it, they are spirits trapped in a land they can't really escape easily. Let them have what little joys they can, eh?"

[Ralasha]

"Personally, I like fairies. That includes the brownies, though most people hate them. I think they are cute fun, and have a great sense of humor. The only fairies I don't care for are Dark Fairies."

Miradal walks up to the tree and etches a message into it in the area mentioning her. It reads thus: 'Hello, while I am not sure what I have done to offend you, I will point out I actually have freinds in the Seelie court. I wonder if they would approve of you acting in such a manner. If you wish, come speak with me, but let us leave insults, threats and general vulgarity aside, yes? Signed: 'The dopey Dragoness whose name is Miradal'

Miradal then turns around, "So, what's first on the agenda for this day, and what kind of opposition could I expect from the arena, I'm assuming that for some strange reason everyone would be more powerful, or about my equal? As to the Taxi Service, what type of sign should I use, what is the standard local color, and how much should I charge for fair since meters will not be an option during flight without some form of GPS to assist with calculating the cost based on distance? Hmmm?"

[Doomboy911]

"Right a sign" the captain says reaching into his coat he yanks out a yellow vest with Taxi written on the back. The arena will serve some challenge for you all, maybe you'll luck out and get a team fight.Also just charge by the block you'll make cash if you're quick."

[Ralasha]

"Why would I follow the roads? I fly. The block would therefor be... inefficient. Since I would spend the longer distances traveling over the buildings. I will however, do as you suggest." She takes the vest.

[Ninja_Grand]

(sorry for not posting. grounded )
Alie smiles "Lest play mersnary. Kill all the rapists and show the head to the good leader. then get paid as for the fariys.....let them be.....even thoue they called me short.... (also Doom. what is the best way to turn lawfull evil. was thingking the dragon spawn. Dragonspawn=rules=need to try to be lawfull.

[Ralasha]

The transformation will make you lawful evil. "Lets go, whatever else we may do, we should get to it."

[Doomboy911]

"Enjoy your first day I'll have your rooms made when you arrive" the captain blocks the entrance back into the house "Don't come back right now though I need a couple of minutes."

[Ralasha]

"I think he needs along time with a box of tissues and the internet... or a video."

[Eshkigal]

"If you do not mind a free fare, I could check out this arena while you started your venture."

[Isenvrill]

"I will go with Arkadi to the arena. Regrettably, I will not be able to carry him, so either we will walk, or Miradal will take him."

[Ralasha]

"I can carry him. The arena seems a good area to start taxiing people."

[Ninja_Grand]

I will go with Ardaki. This may be fun to watch.

[Eshkigal]

"In that case, Niuqu and Mira can stick together. Wouldn't hurt having fliers knowing city, after all."

[Ralasha]

Mira puts on her new vest as she asks "So, who needs a ride?"