[Nexus] OOC 26: Handwavium half off!

[happyturtle]

*gives Bright either a basket or more arms*

Take your pick!


Could work, Reinholdt. We'll have to see if anyone manages it IC.

[Chezmarine]

Pokes TE and BoO to Riverside.

[happyturtle]

If Korothalorack wanders around too much, he might get... unlucky...

See, the dwarfs can be kind of lazy when they hunt sometimes. Sometimes they just build cage traps between a bunch of trees.

Which they have done in this case.

If these traps do not capture a gaggle of little girls, I will be greatly surprised. And disappointed.

[Reinholdt]

Needs to happen.

Are there any little boys besides Vincent? I mean, I don't think there are any at GLoG, but I don't know.

[Zefir]

Vincent is a little boy? Wasn't he the gamer guy who tried to kill the prof?

[happyturtle]

I have little boys!

Tito Applehill, 8 year old halfling boy at GLoG
Elias, 13 year old baker's apprentice Inside
Petros, 3 year old son of Vino the vampire slayer
Dima, 4 or 5 year old son of Vasilisa
Wesley Warwick, 12 year old son of Winslow Warwick

[Reinholdt]

Yeah.

I mean, he's not little, little. He's 13 by human equivalents.

^ Well there we go. Lots of them. Perhaps the majority of the population even.
You and your character making.

[happyturtle]

Nah, there's way more little girls in the Nexus.

I have Lottie, Molly, Lily, Decker the younger, and Marishka. Then there's Abigail, Brinika, Holly, Jamie, Natalie, Saera, Salix, Sarah, Misaki, Caroline (maybe? Or she might be grown up now), and probably a dozen others I've forgotten.

[Reinholdt]

I meant the majority of the population of little boys.

Everyone knows the little girls are rampant enough in population and power that they could take over the Nexus on a whim.

[happyturtle]

Oh, yeah, probably.

What's up with the little girl thing anyway? Why is that a trope and not anything about little boys?

*realizes all my little boys are mundane, compared to all the powered-up Magical Girls*

[The Bushranger]

I choose to be The Holder of All These Limes.

Why can't I hold all these limes?!

Because you have to put the lime in the coconut, of course.

[Morty]

I notices the little girl - little boy disrepancy a while ago. I'm also at a loss to explain it. Of course, my little girl character is utterly mundane, so there.

[Reinholdt]

Cause little girls are infinitely cuter of course.

That or the Powerpuff girls had more far reaching effects than we ever dreamed of.

I only have Sasha and Vincent I believe for non-adults.

[happyturtle]

I tend to make family units, which accounts for all my children. The spouses and children are mostly offscreen npcs though.

Oh, there's also 10 year old Halifax, Missy's son who was taken from her at birth. He has only been seen onscreen in the splinter thread, but he exists in canon Nexus too. No idea if he'll ever turn up. Missy has no intention of searching for him.

[BladeofObliviom]

Oh, yeah, probably.

What's up with the little girl thing anyway? Why is that a trope and not anything about little boys?

*realizes all my little boys are mundane, compared to all the powered-up Magical Girls*

There totally is a trope for little boys.

Also, I can think of one little boy who contains more power than a fair amount of the Nexus Little Girls combined. Of Course, he's more of an Eldritch Horror than a real child...

[Gullara]

*looks at own children characters*

Salix: Dryad little girl. Only two technically, but might as well be seven.
Irril: Chimera starspawn. Only a few months old, but might as well be eight.
Becca: Pokemon trainer girl. Twelve years old.

Oh, and Laela when Sakura finally gets around to giving birth. Yep, I'm definitely contributing to the inequality. >.>

[happyturtle]

Oh, here's Elias's trope. Except he's trying not to be.

The other boys I have are just boys. They do boy things. Oh, and Halifax is really religious.

[Zefir]

I think it's save to go with the stereotype.

A little girl with powers to act in the nexus is cute like Sailor Moon orsuch.

Little boys with power seem to be more creepy and cause more damage than they really help. Just think of Superman.

[happyturtle]

I guess with all that girl/boy imbalance, it's a good thing that at least half of the girls, if not more, will grow up to be lesbians.

[Gullara]

None of my children have crazy pow- Oh, right. Irril. She's not overly powerful though. *thinks powerful kids are silly*

[Lady Serpentine]

*Pokes BR to Home*

[The Alexandrian]

I am currently roleplaying one character who is a little girl! I also am waiting to introduce her sibling (who is a little boy)!

Both are horror-esque kiddies, so I'm just dying to get them out and about!

Get it? Horror! Dying! ... Hey, it was worth a shot.

[happyturtle]

*gasp*

Alexandrian playing a horror-esque character? The deuce you say! =O



*looks at my stable of mundane humans, has absolutely no grounds to criticize anyone for sticking to a particular character type*

[Chezmarine]

All i Have to Say is http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Ca...iverseid=74257

Also, BoO, Post in Halloween.

[Earl of Purple]

All my little girl does is turn into a spider monkey. Although if anybody tried polymorphing her, she'd gain another form to take at will. Yay, latent shapeshifting activated by a strange banana.

[ThirdEmperor]

Isn't it obvious? The boy-girl inequality is due to the sinister work of an ancient conspiracy! Whenever a little boy is born, his female siblings murder him, disposing of the corpse in the nearest ocean and telling the parents that he ran away to join the circus. This ensures that the population of the Nexus remains imbalanced in favor of the girls, and that they can one day take over the world!

[Zefir]

Isn't it obvious? The boy-girl inequality is due to the sinister work of an ancient conspiracy! Whenever a little boy is born, his female siblings murder him, disposing of the corpse in the nearest ocean and telling the parents that he ran away to join the circus. This ensures that the population of the Nexus remains imbalanced in favor of the girls, and that they can one day take over the world!

Eh TE didn't we told you to watch less horror movies?

[happyturtle]

I just remembered Whisper, so +1 to powerful little girls, but then she's trying to rescue Grass-bringer, who is a powerful little boy, so they balance out.

Zero always called, and someone would have to pay.

[Earl of Purple]

Deadtime here, unfortunately.

Morty, Magtok, please post in Mallside for Krikebulin's Kobold Cuisine. I want to describe the menu.

TE, please post for the Swamp of Not-Quite-Sanity.

[Mindfreak]

*Pokes Magtok to WATCHTOWER*
Is there a smiley for multiple pokings?
Can we get one?