[Nexus] OOC 27: I saw Moffy kissing Wolfy Claws

[Lady Serpentine]

However, Mee didn't give any evidence and I did. I gave evidence that disproved almost everything in the response singingnoodle gave to Mee when she called him out.

(Emphasis mine)

Minor point: Mee, according to their gender symbol, is male.

[Gullara]

Hey, Earl. I think you forgot the 'kiss the bride' part in srs.

[Mindfreak]

(Emphasis mine)

Minor point: Mee, according to their gender symbol, is male.

This isn't the first time I've done this.
I usually just remember people's avatar picture, which is why Mee, who has a dragon with a bow for an avatar, got his gender mixed up in my mind.

[Earl of Purple]

Sorry; I was adapting something I found online that ended in a 'the' in my previous post. I'm adapting now, and I haven't been to many weddings.

Whoops. I'll get on that.

[Hattish Thing]

[Gullara]

Heh, no worries Earl. Figured it was just an oversight.

[Lady Serpentine]

This isn't the first time I've done this.
I usually just remember people's avatar picture, which is why Mee, who has a dragon with a bow for an avatar, got his gender mixed up in my mind.

So... You think of me as androgynous now, since my avatar has both genders? Or am I still a female vampire?

[agate86]

I like pie. Pie is good. Why did you mention me?

[ThirdEmperor]

So... You think of me as androgynous now, since my avatar has both genders? Or am I still a female vampire?

Yup... I only just remembered you aren't a girl.

[Mindfreak]

So... You think of me as androgynous now, since my avatar has both genders? Or am I still a female vampire?

At one point I think I thought you were a girl.
In fact, I'm only now noticing your little male symbol.

[agate86]

Hey Mindfreak, why did you mention me?

[Chezmarine]

This isn't the first time I've done this.
I usually just remember people's avatar picture, which is why Mee, who has a dragon with a bow for an avatar, got his gender mixed up in my mind.

So i'm a Girl too?

[Mindfreak]

Hey Mindfreak, why did you mention me?

If you know that I mentioned you then you should know why.
You sir might very well be singingnoodle in disguise!:SherlockHolmesFace:
Or are just super close friends with him in Real Life or you're his brother.

And Chez, I've always believed you were a guy.

[Lady Serpentine]

Huh. Well, it's happened before.


S'not like I mind, though. (Second half, roughly, of the linked post.)

[agate86]

WHAT

[Mindfreak]

WHAT

Why're you angry?

[agate86]

Why do you think I am Singing-noodle?

[The Bushranger]

Over on Wikipedia, where I admin, we have a thing called "the duck test" that we apply when we suspect two people are actually one.

The duck test goes as follows: "if it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck."

And, right or wrong, the two of you have been quacking fairly loudly.

[Mindfreak]

Why do you think I am Singing-noodle?

I'll just repost my post that I deleted then. Beware, it's out of context now:

No. Marley was a plot that was failed, the priest was doing what he thought was right. MARLEY ONLY KILLED AGATE BECAUSE AGATE ATTACKED EVERYONE. I did not mean to kill agate he decided that. I did not try to scare away people nor did I ever even think of makin the goblin. It was agates idea.

Singingnoodle, I'm sorry but I'm also quite paranoid.
But first, let me get my evidence.
I'll try to make my point with the second most recent, which would be agate86.

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A man walks in the tavern. He has a long black hood and a long black cloak. His mouth is covered with cloth and he is carrying two Japanese weapons. He looks around and motions to the ghost and says to him, "Die!"

^-This right here? It's agate86's first post ever. He registered back in September 2011, which is also when you registered, and never posted. This makes me wonder why he came right into DFI and just attacked your ghost character. You said the plot hook fell through in the DFI thread, which is quite true, you made Marley(who seems to be a shameless rip-off from Charles Dicken's A Christmas Carol I might add) do nothing that would make someone want to help him. And when Naku decided not to help him, agate86 appeared and just attacked him.
Weird, right?

The ghost *doesnt even flinch. The assasins blade goes through Marley and his chains try to enwrap and squeeze him. How DARE YOU! He yells.

[Eileen's Table]
"So, er... Are we going to eat their house, or cast a preservation spell on it?"*

And, due to the newcomer's threat to another - even if annoying - patron, Carrion and War, unless stopped, rise from the table, and head over to him.*

"First and last warning: This is a safe place, for anyone. Threats against the other patrons will result in you being removed from the premises. Is that clear?"

I bolded this entire quote because it's an IC try to get them to understand the rules in DFI, which have been said to you plenty of times in the past. I mean, how hard is it to not fight in an Inn?
A single Inn!

He says,"But it was ghost touch"The chains don't entrap him, but he has the nagging feeling that this is not going to go well for him in the long run.

He says,"Die whatever type of race you are."

The ghost rages and 5 chains try to wrap the newcomer, he eyes the 2 bouncers but decides to assist them.

Right here, complete disregard of the rules again. Your ghost didn't have to attack the assassin, since the assassin couldn't even hurt your ghost! Your ghost could have said: 'Fool, you can't harm what's already dead.' and everything would have been fine.

They are Tieflings; Carrion is a male with dark red skin, and spiralling horns, while War is female, and has somewhat paler skin, with her horns curling back so far that they point straight forward from under her jaw.*

"Right. Clearly not. So please leave now, or you will be forcibly ejected."

Here's another IC try to get you to follow the rules.

Ashtrek's collar has stopped Burning, and She stands back up.*

"THIS IS NOT TROGS!" She growled.

If this doesn't stop, She's Getting a Shirt that Says it.

And another.

The chains miss him, but he knows his luck will end soon so he disappears in the darkness.

The ghosts chains follow him.

Ashtrek Unsheathes Wrath of Amaterasu, her Katana.*

"ENOUGH!" She Roars. The Roar should Shake the Entire Building with its Power and Intensity.

And another.

you cannot find him

meep"uh oh."

I AGREE, KILL THE ASSASIN! The ghost roars.

You said you did not mean to kill agate and that he decided that.
Need I even give my point here?
You made your ghost scream, made him agree that agate86's assassin should be killed.

"I'm GOING TO KILL BOTH OF YOU IF YOU CAN'T ACT CIVILIZED INSIDE THE TAVERN! TAKE IT OUTSIDE!" She fumes.

Another IC try to get you to follow the rules.

In the shaking of the tavern the assassin shoots at the wolfess with his crossbow.

This is the only time agate86's assassin attacked anyone other then your ghost.
He did not attack everyone as you reasoned.

The ghost heals Ashtrek, for some reason he hates the assasin.

This right here?
It isn't so bad, though it's a bit godmoddy. I admit, you could have said that he hates the assassin for attacking him instead of some reason, but you still gave a viable reason.*
That is, it's a viable reason if your character had a previous history with the assassin.
Which is nearly impossible, as this was the first time agate86 did anything on the forums.

The assasssin says to the ghost,"I have killed you once, but wouldn't I hate for things to get Repetitive."

Wrong Move. The Wolfess stands at 15' 8" tall, and is Carrying a Katana and DE .50*

Her Husband is there too, And he's 16' 4" and Carrying More Weapons than you Can Fathom.*

In other Works, SNAFU.

The assassin was grabbed by the chains of the parody of a certain ghost character.

The hundred chains all go to the assasin. [Red]YOU WILL DIE![/Red]

The chains startt to squeezee the assasin.

So...you really still think you didn't decide that his assassin would die?

the assassin has left the building. He is DEAD

The ghost doesnt stop squeezing the corpse.

Okay, Ashtrek is going to Enforce a Strict "No Killing other Guests inside the Tavern" Policy. A policy enforced by a Fifty Caliber Pistol and a Katana.

An IC reminder of the rules.

Ashtrek will have the Tiefling's assistance in that, for sure. So add a large array of knives, a flail, a rapier, a staff, and magic to that list of things it's backed up by.

I'd consider this part of the first IC reminder.

The ghost doesnt stop squeezing the corpse.

And that was the end of a fight that happened between 10:52 PM and 12:12 AM. A fight that took 1 hour and 20 minutes.
This isn't the most suspicious thing.*
This is:

The Sleeping Goblin Inn now open for business and hiring.

This is agate86's last post in DFI, which was at 12:36 AM.

This is agate86's first Sleeping Goblin Inn post:

The Sleeping Goblin was named after a friendly goblin that asked for shelter in the present cook's house. There is an upstairs, There are private rooms for your needs, and we can serve whatever you may happen to want, and our cook/bartender is always ready to serve.

Owner:Griktak the Goblin(owned by Agate86)
Bartender/Cook:Marty Aceford(owned by Singingnoodle)
Bard:Hiring
Bouncer 1:Hiring
Bouncer 2:Hiring
Waiter:Hiring

Menu:
Anything 'ya' want! Be creative.

Note: Fights frowned upon.

It was posted at 12:35 PM.
As of this moment, it hasn't been edited ever. It even kinda says exactly what DFI promises at the end of it, which you made to be not true at all at DFI with every character you've thrown at it.
So, you and agate have had from 10:52 PM till 12:35 AM, a time of 1 hour and 43 minutes, to get aquatinted and decide to do an Inn together through PMs.
However, you could not have done so between 10:52 PM and 12:12 AM because your posts were so rapid after each other.
So you had a conceivable time of 23 minutes to send PMs back and forth and decide to make an Inn together.
The amount of PMs needed would be extremely hard to do in 23 minutes, never mind the time also needed for agate86 to type up the stuff for the Inn's first post, which would take a projected 11 minutes, max.
So, I ask all of you, does 12 minutes seem like the right amount of time to become friendly enough with someone to start an thread for an Inn with them?
I don't think so.
This is why I arrive at my conclusion!*
That agate86 and singingnoodle are one and the same or that they're super close friends in Real Life! I prefer to go with that they're one and the same.

I summarize this:
singingnoodle first started as agate86. He didn't like his name and either didn't know how to change it or didn't want to wait three months to do so, so he created another account, singingnoodle.
Because Naku decided not to help the ghost, after she didn't do anything that singingnoodle's other characters wanted, singingnoodle wanted it to seem like someone would go along with what he wanted. And so he logged back onto his first account using a different device then the one he used for his singingnoodle account.
And so he orchestrated the whole fight.
But when that wasn't enough, he decided to make it so that anyone who came inside would have to listen to him, so he made The Sleeping Goblin Inn Thread!
And if no one believes that, then why did singingnoodle post this?

Any ideas for a witty subtitle for The Sleeping Goblin?

When he didn't create the thread for The Sleeping Goblin?
And why would he say this:

Marley the ghost was a whole plot but the plot hook was missed. So hes trash. I did not make that fight occur. I was trying to avoid combat by grabbing agate but he did not aprove. That is kinda unfair on my part.

When he clearly wasn't trying to avoid combat when he posted this?

The hundred chains all go to the assasin. [Red]YOU WILL DIE![/Red]

But you don't have to listen to me, you can draw your own conclusions.
Just start here:

A man with golden hair and a fiddle seems to be asking for a job.

And here:

Okay, singingnoodle? I've been mostly avoiding your posts, since they were, up until this one, harmless and in threads I haven't posted in. This one though, and any like it, violates the rules Nexus FFRP follows about godmodding.

I'm not sure whether you have read much before jumping right in, but before you continue I recommend reading FFRP central's opening post, and anything else you think would help clear up what you've done wrong here.

Some good advice in general to follow.

1. No godmodding. You can say what your character does, but not how others react to it without the player's permission. If you haven't asked for permission, then assume you don't have it. It is always up to the reacting player whether or not something happens to their character.

2. Always use locations tags in threads that require them. Most of the bars don't, but otherwise it can be assumed that you should be using them. It helps clear up where your character is at all times.

3. Try to use proper formatting. It goes a long way to make your posts readable if you don't mash words together and keep everything on one line.

4. Perhaps add more description to your posts. This helps others decide whether or not they want to react to a character you introduce. It isn't necessary, and I've seen people get by without it, but it is a big help to people who want to know more about a character than their gender and what instrument they're carrying before they post.

5. Read the OP of a thread you intend to post in. It always helps to have a clear idea of where you're putting a character when you post, and what Out of Character rules the thread follows. For example, The Gambling League of Gambling requires people to submit to a search and hand over all weapons before entering. Your character showed up in the middle of a show plucking a fiddle with no buildup. Similarly Mallside is a non-combat thread, as well as Temperance Teahouse. These are things you can only find out by reading the opening posts of those threads, which explain things in more detail than I can here.

6. Happyturtle's links. Happy has provided two links to the tools you need to get started with FFRP, including the stickied FFRP Central thread I mentioned earlier. Both of these are great guides for beginners, or things to touch up on if you're foggy on the rules.

7. Have fun with it. There are rules yes, but it's still Freeform. Let it suck you in and you'll have a ball.

Now, even though it may contradict anything I have already said in this post, I'd like to say that I'm very sorry if I hurt any feelings with my paranoid attempt at explaining what I think. I'm just...angry. And paranoid enough to believe that everything you've done could have been to discredit DFI so your own plans for an Inn would be successful.

With that said, I'm going to go grab a nap.

[agate86]

Over on Wikipedia, where I admin, we have a thing called "the duck test" that we apply when we suspect two people are actually one.

The duck test goes as follows: "if it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck."

And, right or wrong, the two of you have been quacking fairly loudly.

Oh yeah, I used to post on Wikipedia.

[Chezmarine]

I'll just repost my post that I deleted then. Beware, it's out of context now:


Singingnoodle, I'm sorry but I'm also quite paranoid.
But first, let me get my evidence.
I'll try to make my point with the second most recent, which would be agate86.

Spoiler

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^-This right here? It's agate86's first post ever. He registered back in September 2011, which is also when you registered, and never posted. This makes me wonder why he came right into DFI and just attacked your ghost character. You said the plot hook fell through in the DFI thread, which is quite true, you made Marley(who seems to be a shameless rip-off from Charles Dicken's A Christmas Carol I might add) do nothing that would make someone want to help him. And when Naku decided not to help him, agate86 appeared and just attacked him.
Weird, right?


I bolded this entire quote because it's an IC try to get them to understand the rules in DFI, which have been said to you plenty of times in the past. I mean, how hard is it to not fight in an Inn?
A single Inn!



Right here, complete disregard of the rules again. Your ghost didn't have to attack the assassin, since the assassin couldn't even hurt your ghost! Your ghost could have said: 'Fool, you can't harm what's already dead.' and everything would have been fine.

Here's another IC try to get you to follow the rules.

And another.



And another.



You said you did not mean to kill agate and that he decided that.
Need I even give my point here?
You made your ghost scream, made him agree that agate86's assassin should be killed.

Another IC try to get you to follow the rules.

This is the only time agate86's assassin attacked anyone other then your ghost.
He did not attack everyone as you reasoned.

This right here?
It isn't so bad, though it's a bit godmoddy. I admit, you could have said that he hates the assassin for attacking him instead of some reason, but you still gave a viable reason.*
That is, it's a viable reason if your character had a previous history with the assassin.
Which is nearly impossible, as this was the first time agate86 did anything on the forums.





So...you really still think you didn't decide that his assassin would die?



An IC reminder of the rules.

I'd consider this part of the first IC reminder.


And that was the end of a fight that happened between 10:52 PM and 12:12 AM. A fight that took 1 hour and 20 minutes.
This isn't the most suspicious thing.*
This is:

This is agate86's last post in DFI, which was at 12:36 AM.

This is agate86's first Sleeping Goblin Inn post:

It was posted at 12:35 PM.
As of this moment, it hasn't been edited ever. It even kinda says exactly what DFI promises at the end of it, which you made to be not true at all at DFI with every character you've thrown at it.
So, you and agate have had from 10:52 PM till 12:35 AM, a time of 1 hour and 43 minutes, to get aquatinted and decide to do an Inn together through PMs.
However, you could not have done so between 10:52 PM and 12:12 AM because your posts were so rapid after each other.
So you had a conceivable time of 23 minutes to send PMs back and forth and decide to make an Inn together.
The amount of PMs needed would be extremely hard to do in 23 minutes, never mind the time also needed for agate86 to type up the stuff for the Inn's first post, which would take a projected 11 minutes, max.
So, I ask all of you, does 12 minutes seem like the right amount of time to become friendly enough with someone to start an thread for an Inn with them?
I don't think so.
This is why I arrive at my conclusion!*
That agate86 and singingnoodle are one and the same or that they're super close friends in Real Life! I prefer to go with that they're one and the same.

I summarize this:
singingnoodle first started as agate86. He didn't like his name and either didn't know how to change it or didn't want to wait three months to do so, so he created another account, singingnoodle.
Because Naku decided not to help the ghost, after she didn't do anything that singingnoodle's other characters wanted, singingnoodle wanted it to seem like someone would go along with what he wanted. And so he logged back onto his first account using a different device then the one he used for his singingnoodle account.
And so he orchestrated the whole fight.
But when that wasn't enough, he decided to make it so that anyone who came inside would have to listen to him, so he made The Sleeping Goblin Inn Thread!
And if no one believes that, then why did singingnoodle post this?

When he didn't create the thread for The Sleeping Goblin?
And why would he say this:

When he clearly wasn't trying to avoid combat when he posted this?

But you don't have to listen to me, you can draw your own conclusions.
Just start here:

And here:

Now, even though it may contradict anything I have already said in this post, I'd like to say that I'm very sorry if I hurt any feelings with my paranoid attempt at explaining what I think. I'm just...angry. And paranoid enough to believe that everything you've done could have been to discredit DFI so your own plans for an Inn would be successful.

With that said, I'm going to go grab a nap.

This Site needs a Like Button. Badly.

[ThirdEmperor]

I would also add that you "two" have been godmodding each-other's characters pretty frequently.

[Earl of Purple]

Deadtime now, goodnight everybody. Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite.

BladeofObliviom and ThirdEmperor, please post for the Swamp of Not-Quite-Sanity in Random Plots.

C'nor, please post for the Temple of Dalachrech in Underside.

[Chezmarine]

New icon! This is what happens when you fight in the DFI!

Yay! Pistols!

[Hattish Thing]

This Site needs a Like Button. Badly.

[The Bushranger]

Zefir? I think a reaction is needed in MaGLoG.

[Slii Arhem]

[Elsewhere]

The Moff gets that nasty feeling in the pit of his stomach that he gets when someone or something just ruined his dinner. Dammit, Ilphy, Moff wanted to get his Hannibal Lecter on!

You sir, win at everything forever.

That is all, we now return you to our regularly scheduled silly.

[happyturtle]

No posting from me tonight. I've been sleeping for the past ten hours and I think I shall just sleep through till morning. Sorry for anyone who is waiting on me, and godmod permission is granted if it will help move the scenes along.

[TechnoScrabble]

A dwarf tha was skulking in the corner bellows "Bwahaha, why 'ello! New to booze? Bwaha!"The dwarf then pays the drink for you.

I dunno who you is but yeah, Lann's new to drinking.

[Hattish Thing]

Hes just an easily entertained dwarf.j