LGBTAitp - Part Nineteen

[Asta Kask]

In Sweden and Finland, people jump directly from the sauna into a hole in the ice. IIRC the Russians do it as well.

I've done it - it's clearly survivable but it jumpstarts your heart.

[Mina Kobold]

You have this too? Sometimes when I'm on the bus and sit behind a person with a particularly glorious pony-tail I have to restrain myself.

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Restrain? :3

...Polar bear swims aren't particularly hardcore, last I checked they were mostly something for old people, scandinavians, and people at summer camp who wanted to wake up but couldn't get decent coffee.

Maybe some Scandinavians, but real Vikingblooded go for a swim with literal polar bears. While dressed as a seal. After poking the bears with sticks.

A true pass time story, I assure you.
>_>
<_<

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I'd like someone to play with my hair...

Good idea! :3

*Tries to stretch paws from Old Zealand to Older and Smellier Britain*

Almost. There.

*Jumps back like a rubber band*

Aww. T_T

[Coidzor]

Maybe some Scandinavians, but real Vikingblooded go for a swim with literal polar bears. While dressed as a seal. After poking the bears with sticks.

Unqualified Scandinavian ≠ Viking in terms of connotations as far as I've ever heard.

Plunging a sword to the hilt into a wound, on the other hand, is. Figuratively speaking. - which is the deliciously unseeable discovery that neparlepasfrancais made.

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Well, of course if you're referring to coitus it is. Which is the problem, now, isn't it? The originator term loops back to coital connotations and the successor term loops back to the originator term in ways that don't really work properly.

Actually, I'm not quite sure how, exactly, that discovery would be unseeable for anyone but someone with the same sort of patchwork innocence. Unless you mean unseeable in the sense that one could not watch such in polite society or on this board due to the rules of each?

Because on the one hand, that's pretty standard, boring male sexual interaction, on the other something clearly very wrong is happening.

[Asta Kask]

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Restrain? :3

Unless they invite me, of course. Which hasn't happened yet. We have those pesky sexual harassment laws here.

[noparlpf]

I sometimes glorify exceptionally extraordinary beards, but I think I do that for everything exceptionally extraordinary. Like really long hair, which I always get an urge to hug and play with. OwO

You have this too? Sometimes when I'm on the bus and sit behind a person with a particularly glorious pony-tail I have to restrain myself.

One of my friends was upset when I cut my hair because she liked to play with my ponytail. She'd hit me in the face with it. Now she's happy because it's getting long enough to flip around again.

...Polar bear swims aren't particularly hardcore, last I checked they were mostly something for old people, scandinavians, and people at summer camp who wanted to wake up but couldn't get decent coffee.

In Sweden and Finland, people jump directly from the sauna into a hole in the ice. IIRC the Russians do it as well.

I've done it - it's clearly survivable but it jumpstarts your heart.

Probably has something to do with the part of the world I live in and the people I hang out with. I'm from Massachusetts originally (and it doesn't even get that cold in New England; it's actually two degrees out today, though it's been around negative fifteen for the last week) and I've never been the type to wear long sleeves in the winter. I've gone swimming in freezing water a few times, and last winter I suggested skinny dipping in the pond. Apparently most people in this area don't like swimming when to do so requires cutting a hole in the ice, and most of my friends are bundled up in three shirts, a sweater, a jacket, and a coat when I'm out in a t-shirt, gloves, and a hat.
And personally, I always used to have trouble just walking into cold water. I had to jump in all at once or I'd get stuck when the water got to crotch-level. Nowadays I can just walk in without much trouble.

[The Succubus]

You have this too? Sometimes when I'm on the bus and sit behind a person with a particularly glorious pony-tail I have to restrain myself.



I don't think it's physically possible outside Neil Gaiman's twisted imagination.

Ah, someone else that read *THAT* scene in American Gods.

[Mina Kobold]

Unqualified Scandinavian ≠ Viking in terms of connotations as far as I've ever heard.

That is merely what we want you to think.

In reality, we secretly never stopped the Viking stuff, we are merely waiting for the opportunity to conquer the world through mead!

MWHÅHÅHÅHÅ!

(Sorry, I was just kidding. I am quite afraid of cold water and not a Viking in any sense. m(_ _)m)

Unless they invite me, of course. Which hasn't happened yet. We have those pesky sexual harassment laws here.

That is probably a good thing, it would probably be annoying to suddenly have someone pull your hair.

Invitations for hair-hugging would be groovy, though. :3

[Asta Kask]

(and it doesn't even get that cold in New England; it's actually two degrees out today, though it's been around negative fifteen for the last week)

Are those F degrees or C degrees?

[H Birchgrove]

I hear the society ladies are already gossiping like mad.

EDIT: I see everyone's favourite barbadin has put that Mindflayer quote in his sig. The more I roll the idea around in my head, the more I see potential in a really strong parody of the Twilight series. It's something I'm tempted to expand on, although it would actually involve reading or watching the entire Twilight series. -.-

I'm thinking book 4 would be a sell out success, especially amongst the tentacle hentai crowd but what would the rival species be? Owlbears?

All according to plan...

Ah, yes, the need to know the source material. If geography wasn't an issue, I'd say we could hold hands while watching...

Hmm, Lupins?

Fuzzy Mushroom Men/Myconids?

Interesting choices...

Something something deep:

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Yes, the implication to me is that someone is using a cutting implement of some sort or something not intended for congress, such as a spear. Or the person possessing ovaries has torn a hole in something and bodily climbed in until the entire lower half of her body and lower torso are engulfed, which is just wet and messy... Or it's a vulgar way of referring to standing in some unpleasant liquid such as raw sewage that goes past one's belly button. *goes to review if the ovaries are right below the bottom of the rib cage, right at that level, or slightly above*

I can't find anything sexual with those, unless your friend read some very weird hentai...

... aside from the spear part. That's just too realistic and gore-ish for me to handle.

Calling your handgun "Vera" (except it's not a handgun, and people would find you odd for calling it by a feminine name):

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It's less the name itself, though it does seem pretty jarringly bad as far as such things go in my experience, and more that you felt the need to share the pet name for your genitalia here.

Ouch. Does it help if it's the first time I've mentioned it, and even to myself I've never been serious about it?

I honestly never used any reference to testicles in my speech (outside situations like this one!), I always preferred "They have guts!" or the Danish "Butt-cheeks of steel" if I feel silly. X3

Obligatory Duke Nukem quote:

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Balls Ovaries of steel!

Telegram from Holland, sirady.

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"Meow!"

I have taken the liberty of translating it.

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While I am saddened that I can not inform you in person, I am currently fighting evil anti-LGBTA therapy from the hearts of this otherwise interesting country, I most certainly support this idea and allow you the use of my likelihood under consultation with Misser Keveak.

Your Sibling in Arms, QueerKitty

I myself have some mimicry of artistic skill, so I would be delighted to attempt a few contributions.

I just realised something.... QueerKitty isn't an animal companion/side-kick... QueerKitty is an animal with a humonoid as a companion!

That's great!

If I may, I highly support a Mindflayer-based parody of Twilight and would also offer my attempt at talent for illustrations.

As long as I don't have to draw that. ._.

I suggest Changelings or other fairy shapechangers, they are not too obscure and would complete the Bloodsucker/braineater vs. Shapeshifter/forest-creature dynamic.

Cool beans!

Gaze into my Fire Opal and listen to my command: But you will... but you will...

Not really. :-P (Mentalics really are easy to misuse and abuse! O.o )

Changelings seems like a good choice to me! Then again, so does Asta Kask's choice too... Choices! So many choices!

It has the same potential for a niche following as the zombie Bronte books, only it's injecting a Deep Geek concept into a lowbrow book, instead of a Geek Lite concept into a highbrow book. All those eager to see Twilight smeared will flock thither. It must be done.

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You could have her be a warrior with some divination abilities. You may have to give her a weakness, to balance her out (perhaps a penalty to skill checks that require her to concentrate on the physical world?).

That sounds neat, I was thinking along the same lines (apart from giving a weakness/penalty). As long as it doesn't come off as insulting toward either First Nations or LGBTA+ I'm happy!

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I cringed a bit, but that's mostly because I'm not too fond of genital nicknames to begin with. :shrug:

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I understand. I won't do it again. ._.

[noparlpf]

Are those F degrees or C degrees?

Celsius. My thermometer is a Celsius thermometer, most of the time in science courses people use the Celsius (or Kelvin) scale(s), and so I set my iGoogle weather-widget to Celsius. My roommate last year even got used to the Celsius scale because my thermometer is in degrees Celsius.

[SaintRidley]

In terms of laughs, there were those two I saw that were pretty funny. The anatomy in those two wasn't excellent, though. And the plot was pretty much nonexistent. Hentai only qualifies as "good" in my book if it has a good plot with a cutesy story and the minimum amount of sex to qualify as hentai. I prefer the cutesy love story part.

My definition of good as relates to hentai is basically "laughably bad".

So, um, yeah.

[Astrella]

:<
Hope things get better soon.

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Was going to suggest taking up a hobby you might not be doing anymore, but I see you're already trying that. Not sure what more I can do then than tell you I hope you feel better/more attached to reality.

I'm feeling sorta better today. Thanks for your concern.
The problem with me and art is; well, you know painters who tear up their paintings as soon as they're finished? Well, I do that midway painting. :c

I don't know how to help with that, but it sounds like a form/symptom of depression. Do you talk to someone about this stuff?

I really should give my gender therapist a call to make a new appointment, but I just keep delaying it. (and his contact info is still at my dorm, which gives my conscience a silly excuse not to do it.)

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Sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better soon. *hugs*

I've been more dysphoric than usual lately... The inconsistency isn't helping (I keep feeling conflicted about every detail of it, like I'm arguing with myself). It's only been this strong for the last couple of days, but it caught me off guard. I was already stressing over class (I just started a Pre-Calculus class Wednesday, only to learn that I seem to have a phobia of classrooms)...

(Sorry if I seemed unusually weird yesterday - I had a headache from staying up late and it was hard to concentrate on what all I was writing.)

Thank you.
Hope you feel better too. The off-guardness is what makes it really bad sometimes, because it just hits you without warning.

There is EVERYTHING hentai.
Pokemon is actually pretty good for it. Power perversion potential much?

So...even The Succubus hentai?

Dutch insurers pay for Christian anti-gay therapy

Ugh, I had really hoped not the hear stuff like this coming from the Netherlands out of all countries.

Sweet resolution

Oh, I'm too late for your earlier messages, but I hope it all works out still!

Latest news: boyfriend's back! He's in excellent shape for someone who's undergone the surgery he had.
(He was in another city's hospital, and I was driving him back home, so this was also my first time going on the highway since I got my license, and my first time driving so far/fast/long. So, another source of stress, especially for my mother. Everything went more than okay on the road.)
Now, the hardest part comes this week: convincing him to have more rest and not run everywhere like he usually does.

Yay. :D

In Sweden and Finland, people jump directly from the sauna into a hole in the ice. IIRC the Russians do it as well.

I've done it - it's clearly survivable but it jumpstarts your heart.

I think people run into the North Sea around here during the winter for a similar thing.

[Asta Kask]

So...even The Succubus hentai?

Google gives 1 460 000 hits.

[The Succubus]

Google gives 1 460 000 hits.

.........I think my brain just imploded.

[Asta Kask]

Oh, I'm sure they're not all about you.

[Castaras]

Google gives 1 460 000 hits.

Castaras hentai gives 31,500,000 results. I'm confused.

[KenderWizard]

Kenderwizard hentai gives 4 results. One of them being this thread! It does ask if I meant to search for "tenderwizard".

[Astrella]

Google gives 1 460 000 hits.

Yay, I almost have the same number: 1.410.000. (Though not sure if that's a "yay".)

[The Succubus]

Tenderizerwizard, maybe....

[Coidzor]

...You know you aren't supposed to tease, tempt, or bait rule 34, right?

[Arachu]

That is merely what we want you to think.

In reality, we secretly never stopped the Viking stuff, we are merely waiting for the opportunity to conquer the world through mead!

MWHÅHÅHÅHÅ!

(Sorry, I was just kidding. I am quite afraid of cold water and not a Viking in any sense. m(_ _)m)

Iron men of the North, disguised as harmless civilians by day - WERE-VIKING!

The problem with me and art is; well, you know painters who tear up their paintings as soon as they're finished? Well, I do that midway painting. :c

I did that with most of the art I made in some way or another. There's my campaign setting, but I haven't thought of anything new for it for at least half a year now.

Thank you.
Hope you feel better too. The off-guardness is what makes it really bad sometimes, because it just hits you without warning.

Ugh, I know what you mean. It's not very polite about when or how it hits, either.

I feel a little better now... I thought that I'd stressed myself into catching something, but it turns out I just forgot to eat breakfast.

The headache's still there, but I'm used to that after high school. :/

[H Birchgrove]

Hammer Birchgrove Hentai (without quotes): 2310 hits. (2nd hit is actuallt the 17th ed. of LGBTAitp. )

"Hammer Birchgrove Hentai" (with quotes): no results.

Captain Sweden Hentai: 376 000 hits. (7th result is my deviantART journal (it was about how bad porn got on the front page)).

"Captain Sweden Hentai": no results.

Full real name (no Hentai): 411 000 hits. (First two hits being my Facebook and Google+ pages.)

Full real name Hentai: 144 hits.

[noparlpf]

Is there a female version of "emasculate"?

[Lix Lorn]

Lix Lorn Hentai, 41,6000. xD

@Castaras: You're just THAT cute/hot?

[SaintRidley]

I probably got the same four results that Kenderwizard got.

Looks like my full real name + hentai nabs me 4,370,000 hits.

[The Succubus]

Is there a female version of "emasculate"?

I would suggest a word like "effeminate" but then it conjures a mental image of a dalek with breasts. >.<

[Heliomance]

Effeminate is already a word, but it's an adjective not a verb. And pronounced eff-EM-in-ut.

[Nix Nihila]

I would suggest a word like "effeminate" but then it conjures a mental image of a dalek with breasts. >.<

Also, that word already exists and is used to describe men who have traits considered feminine.

My goodness! A ninja androgyne!

[Rawhide]

I would suggest a word like "effeminate" but then it conjures a mental image of a dalek with breasts. >.<

Now I'm imagining a Darlek going around zapping all the men into women.


EFFEM-INATE!

EFFEM-INATE!


P.S. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-wDPoC6GM

[noparlpf]

I would have said effeminate too, except that it's already a word. That's why I've come here. Does such a word exist? If not, we need to make one.