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2012-06-14, 08:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-06-14, 08:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*When I am Baleful Polymorphed into a rabbit and the Swift Hunter Ranger drops the boss to 1 HP, it is polite to wait until his next turn to let him finish her, instead of charging up behind her and getting sneak attack with my rabbit bite.
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2012-06-14, 09:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Not allowed to multiclass as an Artificer/Variant ranger with increased 'favored enemy' bonuses against a specific animal.
**Most definitely not allowed to play the above as an awakened coyote.
***Nor an awakened dog
****Nor any kind of canine
***** No more old cartoons before games.
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2012-06-14, 10:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My characters backstory may not involve an orphan who was adopted and had then those parents died.
**If this happens more than on ce in my backstory, I am to trash it.
*If boobs is a real spell, uncovered boobs do not have the affects of fascinate, insanity, and inspire confidence.
**Under no circumstance am I to acquire an item that can enchant any item with the power of boobs.
***If the entire population of a town acquires boobs due to a mysterious enchantment in the water supply, I will be blamed.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-14, 11:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
ehm... well, they do.
**Uncovered boobs are a oneshot no-save-just-suck fascinate, insanity and Cahrm Person spell. This spell is epic, and can only be used once on a subject. It shifts alignment though.
***No, there is no and never will be a cleavage enhancement bonus
****No, not an insight bonus either
*****Ok, there is one for succubi, no you can't play anyWarlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-06-14, 11:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Excessive boobs gives a penalty to dexterity.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-15, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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2012-06-15, 01:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
***And a once an hour will save versus fondling.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-15, 03:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may no longer hijack threads with gratuitous boob jokes.
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-06-15, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-15, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Just because many elf species have the required equipment doesn't mean there will ever be more than one half elf race.
*No the half orcs didn't occur consensually so it doesn't count. Well mostly at any rate.
*No that isn't funny ic.
*Ooc it's just mean.Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
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2012-06-15, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My Paladin may not start the "Mark of Justice Tattoo Parlor."
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-15, 04:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Last edited by Riverdance; 2012-06-15 at 06:10 PM.
Many thanks to Ceika for my Avatar
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2012-06-16, 06:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My Rogue Trader may NEVER have one gun with the combined full-auto, scatter, twin-linked and storm-bolt qualities.
*It may be star trek IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE: but my rogue trader still cannot bang every xeno girl he sees.
*If I try this with the forces of chaos, I deserve every corruption point, insanity point and nurlge’s rot infection I get.
* If the arch-militant gets the hideous strength and brute mutations, he does not have to become the hulk.
*If my female navigator ends up with the corpulent mutation, it may not go straight to her breasts.
*While undoubtedly disturbing enough, the combined worm and nightmarish mutations will not result in the human centipede.
*No explorer may scream out ORAORAORAORA, even with the relevant feats and two power-fists.
* No antagonist may respond in kind with MUDAMUDAMUDA, Especially if they are a space vampire.
* The code-word for uszing the lidless gaze is not “Staring contest! (You loose!)"
*The explorator cannot make a looted dalek, TARDIS, or carnifex
* Must not use the baleful eye to toast banana bread.
* There is no such thing as a throwing chainsword.
* Underslung storm-bolters are a thing. Underslung lascannons are not.
* May not use digital weapons and power-fists at the same time.
* Rogue traders can treat the immutable laws of the empire more like guidelines than actual rules. In no universe does this allow me to graft a carnifex arm onto my own.
*(…well, in Black Crusade it’s okay)
* May not cross-over the Deathwatch campaign, the Rogue-Trader campaign, and the Dark Heresy campaign, even if it is possible in canon.
*…Especially to fight the characters in our Black-Crusade campaign.
*May not abuse a warp-loving ship to arrive 5 days before we left, in order to kill ourselves and take our own stuff.
*Even IF I’m an orc freebooter, for whom this is entirely in character.
*Selfcest will get me corruption points.
*There is no chaos champion of Khorne known as “pyramid head”
*likewise Tzeench and “Slenderman”
*likewise Nurgle and “Alex Mercer”
*likewise Slaneesh and “Pedobear.”
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2012-06-16, 07:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Last edited by Esprit15; 2012-06-16 at 07:53 AM.
Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-06-16, 07:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-06-16, 10:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My rogue may not outperform the bard just because he had extra skill points lying around to put in Perform (whatever the bard plays)
Many thanks to Ceika for my Avatar
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2012-06-17, 12:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-06-17, 11:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*May not interrupt in the middle of the BBEG's bragging speech with, "BOORRRING," just before beheading him.
Many thanks to Ceika for my Avatar
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2012-06-17, 11:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not to fall in love with the bad guy.
**The bad guy is not to fall in love with me
***We're only fighting same gender, non humans from now on.
****My character is not bi-sexual
*****My character is not bi-special.
******I must stop seducing litches.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-18, 12:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not allowed, as the paladin, to be suspicious enough and deceitful enough to justify seeing through the disreputable guy who just approached the party, tell him off, and explain to the party exactly why I metagamed so. Without breaking character.
**Not even as a halfling
***Not even though I got to write my own paladin oaths and did not break them.
****Even if I pass it by my DM before the game starts.
*****Apparently, I am required to make sure every character I make has enough ranks in bluff or sense motive to justify my shenanigans or it's metagaming.Last edited by planswalker; 2012-06-18 at 12:39 AM.
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-06-18, 12:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not to take ranks in metagameing
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-18, 02:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good.
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2012-06-18, 02:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Exam notes are not a masterwork tool for knoweledge checks.
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2012-06-18, 02:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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2012-06-18, 02:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-06-18, 08:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My triceratops animal companion cannot make Diplomacy checks for me.
**Even if he rolls natural 20s every time I try.
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2012-06-18, 10:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
These are all real:
*I may not use Tenser's Floating Disk to kill darkmantles.
*I may not play a bard.
*I may not be secretly Chaotic Evil.
*I may not repeat this word three times: Pazuzu.
*Godhood is not acceptable for a bard 4/ Dashing Swordsman 5.
*Nor is using perform as every other skill.
*The Munchkin's Guide to Powergaming is not a handy book of tips.
*Guns do not make every other skill obsolete.
*Charm person is not used in every situation.
*The Locate City Bomb may not be modified to make wights.
*No world-ruling necromancer PCs who are Lawful Good.
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2012-06-18, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am no longer allowed to be the campaign villain while also being a member of the party (as the same character).
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2012-06-18, 11:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not to create an Erfworld game
**We may not battle a league of tools
***If everybody wants to be lord hamster, nobody can be lord hamsterSpoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16