[NEXUS] MaGLoG II: Alcoholic Boogaloo

[Reinholdt]

Ah. Well it seems this auction is to be serious. Ilpholin would normally let it go, but she does need to talk to Kirk. She has plans for him. He'll at least get a good time out of it for some moments.

"400."

[Gullara]

[Kirk's Auction]

It's take a lot of effort to not react when he here's Junor's bid. Oh Hells. ._. Otherwise it doesn't seem to bother him that two of the three people bidding on his as of yet are men. The drow discards his tie and undoes the top buttons of his shirt, tantalizingly slow.

[Shadowcaller]

[Kirk's Auction]

"Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!" Dena starts to chant. This might seem counterproductive to her goals but... yeah.

[Slii Arhem]

Kirk's Auction

"Watch out yeh smarmy bathrad! If yeh unbutton any more everyone'll see yer bra! Five Hunnert!" Junior's all grins now. Internally, he's wondering if Kirk will appreciate the little in joke.

[The Bushranger]

Meidani grins, and leans down to whisper in her ear. "Oh, I have ideas..."

Dani blushes. Giggles. Grins.
"Oooooooh, I'm sure..."

It's probably a good thing she doesn't have any popcorn, or else Junior might find some bouncing offen his head.

[horngeek]

Dani blushes. Giggles. Grins.
"Oooooooh, I'm sure..."

It's probably a good thing she doesn't have any popcorn, or else Junior might find some bouncing offen his head.

"They'll have to wait until we get back to my place, though..."

[Gullara]

[Kirk's Auction]

Kirk studiously ignores Junior. Anyway, it's time to indulge Dena's request. The rest of his shirt is slowly removed and abandoned as well. He's left in only his slacks, and his hat of course.

[The Bushranger]

Dani nods cheerily, then looks back to the stage with a grin.
"Five-oh-five!"

[happyturtle]

"600!" Moff bids.

[horngeek]

Meidani grins at Dani. "You know, I've got 100 spare gp if you want..."

[The Bushranger]

"Oooh. Well, I couldn't impose. I've still got a full purse." Dani giggles. "Six sixteen!"

[Slii Arhem]

Kirk's Auction

"Six Hunnert an' Fifty!" Junior came here with money to burn and only a few things have caught his eye. He's not letting this slip.

[Reinholdt]

Kirk's Auction

"700." Ilpholin counters, still not quite ready to give up on Kirk.

Reinholdt for his part, lowers his head and tries to be as small as possible. He is thoroughly embarrassed for his entire gender at this point, what with 5 out of 6 male auctions involving either straight shirtlessness or stripping towards that point. It's hard to believe that the God of Wine was the only restrained one.

[The Bushranger]

Dani ponders!
Then decides that she knows when to fold 'em.

[happyturtle]

Kirk's Auction

Magtok didn't strip!

For which Moff is just as grateful as he is that the other auctionees did.

"800gp!"

[Reinholdt]

Kirk's Auction

Rein purposefully left him out of the list for a reason.

Ilpholin decides not to go any higher. Kirk could be got for cheaper another day.

[Slii Arhem]

Kirk's Auction

"A thousund!" Time to up the ante a bit and see who he can leave in the dust.

[happyturtle]

Kirk's Auction

"Eleven hundred!" Moff counters. He's checked the list, and there's no one else he's interested in!

[Ashen Lilies]

Kal didn't strip! I mean, he kept his shirt on! It was transparent, but it was on.

Which is probably why he's still waiting for the guy who won the bid to come and claim him. Yep.
>.>

[Lanthil and Dave]

"I don't really have any need for you tonight. Come by Restaurante Enchante tomorrow at 8 am. I'll probably have thought of something for you to do by then." Says Lanthil.

[Slii Arhem]

Kirk's Auction

Damn, how much more money could that Moff have? He's already bought three guys, even though he got them fairly cheap.

"1300!" Junior's pushing his luck, but even if he doesn't win the other auction he's got his eyes on, he can think of some other humiliating thing for Kirk to do.

[Reinholdt]

Kirk's Auction no more

Tualth uses the hammer to signify bidding end.

"1300 to the young dwarf. Congratulations to the both of you."

Pulling out the next name, he calls out. "Grace, if you'd be so kind as to grace us with your presence, you're up next."

[AmberVael]

[Grace's Auction]

Up until now, Grace has been quietly sitting at the bar, watching most of the auction go by, waiting for her turn, or for someone to be auctioned that really captured her attention. She was beginning to think she was a bit too picky though, while her logical mind asked her what on earth she'd do with someone if she won, anyway?

However, she sets all this aside as she makes her way up to the stage, a small smile on her face. Once she has made it to the front, she grins, does a turn to show off herself and her dress, then (probably using up her allotment of flirtations and mischievousness for the next century), blows a kiss to the guests.

[happyturtle]

Butler's tail twitches, and Moff is momentarily distracted... @.@

To the point that he hasn't noticed one auction ending and another beginning.

Finally he raises his paddle again without taking his eyes off of Butler. "1400!"

[Reinholdt]

[Grace's Auction]

Some vaguely important person from somewhere. Check.
Demon. Check.
Tail. Che... 3 tails.
3 tails just waving there.
...
"One thous" Ilpholin cries out, sitting up from her seat a little.
...
Moff just outbid her right there before she even finished.

[AmberVael]

[Grace's Auction]

Grace's eyebrows raise at the initial bid she receives, especially as it comes from someone who seems to have been bidding only on all the men. And, come to notice it, he isn't even looking at her at the moment.

"Well, that's a very flattering number." The eudai says, speaking up as she puts a grin back on her face. "I don't suppose you're looking for a tap dancer to go with the rest of your troupe?" She asks, looking over the others from Moff's winning bids.

[happyturtle]

Grace's Auction

Moff finally looks up and flails. "Gah! You're not Kirk! Undo! Undo!"

[Reinholdt]

Grace's Auction

Ilpholin peers at Moff for a bit.

"1000 gp." She says. She was going to try a shutout bid anyways. She's a bit more reserved in her enthusiasm this time though.

[Slii Arhem]

Kirk's Auction

Much delayed, Junior steps up to the stage to claim his prize and hand over the money, giving Kirk time to put his clothes on first.

"Yeh dun need ta worry about comin 'ome with me yeh mangy bathrad. Jes meet me in tha Den firs thing tomorrow mornin, an ah'll have summat ready fer ya." Junior's far too pleased to make his tone match his harsh words.

[Gullara]

[Kirk's Auction]

Kirk is unphazed by Junior. Or at least appears to be. On the inside he's fuming. Oh well, at least whatever Junior has planned for him will be in a public setting. "Maybe you can finally work out those daddy issues of yours. It's getting a bit tiresome to be honest." He flashes a smile that doesn't reach his eyes.

[Earl of Purple]

Defelent & Naethalee- Grace's Auction

"Ooh, me likey the tails. What do you think? Bid, or wait for a double lot?" Since there's a chance of two for the price of one there, though likely a higher price than most.