[NEXUS] MaGLoG II: Alcoholic Boogaloo

[Zefir]

Andy and Cecily

Andy still looks confused, but get's the thing, hopefully.

"And may I ask who you are?"

[happyturtle]

"My name iz Cecily. Hy em de owner uf Cecily's Millinery und Hat Magic in Mallside. Hyu hef a finely sheped head. Perfeck for modellink hats." the Jaeger says.

(My name is Cecily. I am the owner of Cecily's Millinery and Hat Magic in Mallside. You have a finely shaped head. Perfect for modelling hats.)

[Zefir]

Andy and Cecily

Indeed Andy's head form is nice, mainly due to the fact that a big part head to be replaced. That way things got even more mirrored. Andy sights in mind, he has hoped to met someone he could understand. Let's just see how this goes. He still didn't get all what she means

"Hello Miss Cecily. I hope we will come alonge well."

[happyturtle]

Andy and Cecily

She gives a toothy grin.

"Oh yah. Hy em friends to everyone, onless Hy need to eat dem." (Oh yes. I am friends to everyone, unless I need to eat them.)

She waits a moment to see his reaction to that, and then says. "Dat's a joke! Goot vun, yah?" (That's a joke! Good one, yes?) She laughs heartily.

[UncleWolf]

Kirk and Company

Salome closes her eyes and wraps her arms around Mistress, sighing happily to have her so close. Jezebel smirks a bit to Dena. "See, that's where you're wrong..." She tells her before beginning to whisper things that'd make a sailor blush in shame in Dena's ear.

Taul and Moff's Harem

"Thanks for the offer, but I'm on shift for the next several days." He tells Moff. He's not lying either. He would have if he had to, but that's aside the point.

Pathfinder and Reelshka

The Wolfen's tail wags a bit at the comment, and he offers the goblin a smile. "I'm sure we can find things to do. Even if it's only helping me in my chores." He teases.

Auction

"Sold!" Tualth exclaims before turning to Defelent. "I'd wish you better luck next time, but I hear she's good." She offers before trying to kiss his cheek. "Have fun."

Pulling a name from the hat, she steps back up to the podium. "Nadia and Irena, please come on up."

[Reinholdt]

Ilpholin hadn't really expected to win that one. Ah well, at least he had some connections it seemed like. And was demonic. That's always a plus.

Ilpholin heads up to claim her prize, paying three hundred to the people taking the money.

[Morty]

[Pathfinder and Reelshka]

Whatever you wish, Reelshka says. For that whole day, you're the boss. And maybe for more if you're persuasive enough, she adds.

[Gullara]

[Irena and Nadia's Auction]

"Oh, that's us." Nadia stands up quickly. Maybe a bit too quickly. She stumbles a bit and has to steady herself on Irena.

[Kirk's Harem]

Kirk gives Xifra an acknowledging smile and the turns his attention to waving down someone to fetch their drinks. He'll order the requested drinks, in addition to a plain rum for himself and whatever Dena wants.

[Shadowcaller]

Kirk and Company

"...what?! Really? The- what?" Dena blurts out, giving Jezebel a odd look as if she was talking to a crazy person. She then raises her hand as Kirk is about to order, finishing her glass of wine in the same motion, "Something strong please. I think I need it."

[Irena and Nadia's Auction]

Oh geez, this was going to be so awkward and embarrassing. She wasn't in mood of looking sexy at all, frankly she just wanted to go home and sleep at this point.

She couldn't give up now though, it was far too late. She just had to to save this somehow.

"Yeah..." She glances at Aubrey who probably can tell the witch is extremely nervous. Unlike her girlfriend Irena's worries aren't drowned by sweet intoxication clouds. Instead her hands are sweating profoundly and it looks like she might actually hurt herself the way her fingers are pressed into her palms.

"Just take it easy Nadia... relax." She tells the lampades. "You have to go on your own thought." Oh god, this was all her fault. Nadia was going to be drunk during the auction, she was a horrible girlfriend. >.<

In desperation she slowly attempts to make the lamade to let go on her and then go up on the stage, her heart beating faster and faster. She manages to smile nervously at the audience however even if she really want to throw up.

Come on... they could do this!

[Gullara]

[Irena and Nadia's Auction]

Once on stage Nadia seems to sober up a bit at the very least. Not even being rather drunk is enough to make her at ease. She looks out at the audience, suddenly feeling naked in her skimpy dress. She manages her own small smile and keeps one arm tight around Irena. This seems like an even worse idea now that they're on stage.

"This isn't so bad..." She says quietly to Irena, not sounding very convincing at all. She's not sure if she wants to get bids or not.

[Earl of Purple]

Defelent's Auction- After

Defelent will attempt to give Tualth a kiss on the cheek as well, and possibly slip a place and time for a date into a pocket, if one is available. If not, then possibly somewhere else instead.

"Hello. I'm Defelent A'Dam, priest of Dalachrech, Lord of Invertebrates. And you are?" Defelent smiles, and doesn't hide the gaze he gives Ilpholin.

[The Bushranger]

Naethalee grins at Defelent, refraining from bidding on account of conflict of interest.


Dani, meanwhile, looks at the nervous Irene and Nadia, and smiles.
"One thousand!"

[Reinholdt]

Defelent-Ilpholin

"Charmed." Ilpholin replies.

"But you may call me Ilpholin Xar'cha." She says, stepping away with Defelent.

[Earl of Purple]

Defelent & Ilpholin

"It's nice to meet you, Ilpholin. I'm glad you won." Though he would have liked to get a higher price.

[UncleWolf]

Nadia and Irena

Tualth furrows her brow when looking at the pair and nods, acknowledging the bidding so far, but turns to look at Nadia. "Excuse me, but are you drunk?"

Reelshka and Pathfinder

"If you like, we can leave now." He offers, wagging his tail. "After all, we have a walk to go on."

Kirk and Company

Jezebel accepts her drink and chuckles at Dena's reaction. "And that's just the clean stuff."

[Reinholdt]

"I am quite the catch myself, yes. I have a lot of experience in... different areas. What about you? What does your priestly duties allow you to do?" Ilpholin says, before making her own bid on the two new people up there.

"1100 gp."

[Shadowcaller]

Kirk and Company

Dena shakes her head, "You my dear woman have sicker fantasies then a perverted wizard." She says before taking a sip.

"I guess he was a rather traditional sort though..." She mutters under her breath as she stares out into the distance. Silly Jezebel.

Nadia and Irena

"Ah... heh... she isn't really. She just isn't used to alcohol and haven't been standing in a while." Irena explains nervously, smiling pleasantly to Tualth.

[Gullara]

[Nadia and Irena]

Nadia boggles at the rather high bids. Huh. She's not sure how to react to that really. She doesn't have an opportunity to in any case.

"Oh, uh, not really. I mean, I drank some, but I feel fine." She replies to Tualth, looking sheepish. She rather more drunk than that. She's kind of a lightweight, and had more than enough to get her drunk. At least she's not slurring her words, but her arm around Irena might be there less because she wants to be close to her girlfriend, and more to allow her to stand steady.

[Zefir]

Andy and Cecily

She gives a toothy grin.

"Oh yah. Hy em friends to everyone, onless Hy need to eat dem." (Oh yes. I am friends to everyone, unless I need to eat them.)

She waits a moment to see his reaction to that, and then says. "Dat's a joke! Goot vun, yah?" (That's a joke! Good one, yes?) She laughs heartily.

Andy and Cecily

Andy will look confused. He didn't really get the first part. Then she starts laughing and Andy seems even more confused. He shakes his head.

"I'm sorry but I can barley understand you."

[Morty]

Reelshka and Pathfinder

"If you like, we can leave now." He offers, wagging his tail. "After all, we have a walk to go on."

Reelshka peers at the stage. I think I'd like that, she says. They'll be fine without us.

[Earl of Purple]

Defelent and Ilpholin

"I have been imparted with a modest amount of Dalachrech's divine grace, enabling me to channel His power into certain spells and incantations. I also have access to knowledge of where to find some of Dalachrech's more modest shrines across this realm and several underlings. In addition, I have various useful contacts within the congregation." The contacts are thieves, slave traders, fences, assassins, gossip-mongers, and so on.

[The Bushranger]

Naethalee smiles and leans back to watch the bidding with interest...

"1250!" Dani chirps, raising the stakes.

[happyturtle]

Andy and Cecily

Andy will look confused. He didn't really get the first part. Then she starts laughing and Andy seems even more confused. He shakes his head.

"I'm sorry but I can barley understand you."

"Dat's hokay! Hyu don' need to onderstund. Chust be dere tomorrow, vith klean heir!" Cecily says.

(That's okay! You don't need to understand. Just be there tomorrow, with clean hair!)

Kirk's Harem

Xifra takes a sip of her drink, and then softly kisses Kirk's ear with ice-cooled lips. "Thank you. But I'm the one who should be fulfilling your wishes." she murmurs, while keeping an arm close around her beloved.

[Reinholdt]

"I was more wondering if your religious duties precluded certain activities from you." Ilpholin says, her last statement seemingly misconstrued.

"But that's all very good to know." She adds before bidding again.

"1300"

[Earl of Purple]

"Oh, right. Sorry. No, there's nothing my religion forbids me from doing, though I am to avoid killing invertebrates wherever necessary. My magic enables me to do that quite easily, however." Defelent smiles; he did indeed misinterpret Ilpholin's words.

[UncleWolf]

Auction

Tualth shakes her head at Nadia. She'd been sober when she signed up, and while she thought the circumstances were shady, it was best to keep things moving and to let her regret her decisions later. She makes a mental note to have the copy of Nadia's sober signature copied and put in file.

With a slam of the gavel, she points it to Ilpholin. "And the pair of beauties are sold to the demoness for 1300. If you could come up and take your prizes, it'd be much appreciated." With that, she reaches into the hat once more...

(Artemis has requested that the last Auction, Raril, to be held off until Saturday as she's too busy IRL at the moment. If anyone has an extra PC they'd like to toss on stage until then, we could use a couple, or we can do the extra Salome/Xifra auction after I sleep if there are no volunteers.)

Pathfinder and Reelshka

Taking her hand, Pathfinder will try to guide his date out of MaGLoG, a plan for a walk in mind.

Kirk and Company

"Just read the Kama Sutra, dear." Jezebel advises to Dena. "It's more practical than you think." Turning to Kirk, she sets a hand on his. "I hope you've enjoyed the night so far."

[happyturtle]

Auction

Applying retconjuration, Moff totally signed up to be auctioned when he arrived. That happened!

Kirk and Company

"If not, I'm sure we'll do all we can to rectify the matter," Xifra says.

[Zefir]

"Dat's hokay! Hyu don' need to onderstund. Chust be dere tomorrow, vith klean heir!" Cecily says.

(That's okay! You don't need to understand. Just be there tomorrow, with clean hair!)

Kirk's Harem

Xifra takes a sip of her drink, and then softly kisses Kirk's ear with ice-cooled lips. "Thank you. But I'm the one who should be fulfilling your wishes." she murmurs, while keeping an arm close around her beloved.

Andy and Cecily

This time he got a bit more.

"I would still like to understand what you talk. But why should I bring a clean heir with me."

[Gullara]

[Kirk and Company]

Kirk has this look about him like he's on top of the world. Nothing like the promise of undoubtedly good curtains in the near future to put him in a good mood. "I have to say I've been thoroughly enjoying myself. It might take some effort to make tonight better." He gives Xifra a wink.

[Morty]

Pathfinder and Reelshka

Taking her hand, Pathfinder will try to guide his date out of MaGLoG, a plan for a walk in mind.

Reelshka is happily guided outside.