[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[Eric Scott]

"At once mighty Kord but should your warrior fail you are bound by your honor to help us find one strong enough to defeat her and than we all will swear to do them no harm and bow at their name including you. So I shall get ready to bow before Kord." I take my cane and dip it into my bag of holding where a crystal ball comes rolling out along the cane. I flick my wrist and the ball goes bouncing along the ground keeping the same height when I place my cane beneath it. Than I scry through it for Megan. "There is our champion go and try to vanquish her." "Knick Knack I need you to find Aurora and Megan and warn them that Kord has gone mad and has come to destroy Aurora and that we need Megan to protect her. Give Aurora a wink so she knows I'm behind it."

Megan appears on the crystal ball... it shows Nerull kneeling 30 feet in front of her... then in a fraction of a second she moves to him, takes his Scythe and then all you see is him slowly separate into 1000 little pieces...

Despite being able to sense death 17 weeks before and after it happens... he is unable to sense his own demise...

[Doomboy911]

"Oh my that's quite the feat. I'll understand if you don't wish to send someone to fight her. I mean even Kord isn't mightier than death right?"

'Jace whip up a symbol something that hasn't been seen before and give it to Hallok and Megan but not at the same time. Hallok when you assault Pelor disguise yourself like Megan and use the symbol Jace gave you and burn it all over the place. If Pelor sees through your disguise tell them that you're working for the mighty Megan." I message to everyone.

[Eric Scott]

"Oh my that's quite the feat. I'll understand if you don't wish to send someone to fight her. I mean even Kord isn't mightier than death right?"

'Jace whip up a symbol something that hasn't been seen before and give it to Hallok and Megan but not at the same time. Hallok when you assault Pelor disguise yourself like Megan and use the symbol Jace gave you and burn it all over the place. If Pelor sees through your disguise tell them that you're working for the mighty Megan." I message to everyone.

You think I, the God of Strength, am not stronger than death? Ha ha, I laugh at you stupid comment...

[Sir Rigel]

Ah, but the question is not if you are stronger than the god of death, The question is if you are stronger than Her as I point towards the Crystal Ball

[Eric Scott]

Ah, but the question is not if you are stronger than the god of death, The question is if you are stronger than Her as I point towards the Crystal Ball

The God of Death was nowhere near as powerful I am... For I am the God of Strength, the most powerful God! No offense Garl...

None taken... As I personally wouldn't want to fight you.

[Fates]

Hallok teleports first to the grave of the Drow crusader. What does he see?

[Eric Scott]

Hallok teleports first to the grave of the Drow crusader. What does he see?

You see a grave stone that says the Crusaders name... there is also a sword stuck into the ground beside it.

[Doomboy911]

"Well make Haste Kord before the lady dies of old age. Also should you fail a hypothetical I don't anticipate than I promise to bring thee back to life."

(I wonder if that's actually possible. Welp bout to find out.)

[Sir Rigel]

I'll Quietly Follow along with doomboy... and as soon As I see this "Old Woman" I am Flying up 500 feet (or as High as I can) to avoid getting in-between this ...Interesting Conflict

[Doomboy911]

What no I'm staying in the temple I ain't going anywhere near that chick.

[Sir Rigel]

Are you kidding me, My character wants to see this, The god of Fighting, vs a Crazy old lady! Whats Not to Love!

Hell, My character is even thinking about taking Bets!

[Doomboy911]

I can see this fight fine through my crystal ball.

[Sir Rigel]

...Good Point

[blade artist]

Magic! Is everything going good over there? Knack sends telepathicly to Magic (Jack).

[Eric Scott]

Kord plane shifts to Megan...

Kord goes first because he is a God.. Sadly, no matter what he rolls... he cannot hit.

Kord swings wildly... missing every time.

Megan uses Full Attacks... Kord has an AC of 68... no matter what I roll she hits...

Megan takes a single step then punches Kord 100 times...

Damage: (200d20+20833337)[20835324]

Kord dies... 17362.77 times..

[Doomboy911]

"Welp I warned him." I cast True Resurrection on Kord.(Hopefully I can do this or I have to re-plan and I'd love to have Kord on my side.)

[Doomboy911]

"Well yay and nay. From a person who doesn't know my plan but to one who does it's going dandy. Now I some things I need you to do. Create a symbol of some kind and give one to Hallok and one to Megan as a present. Tell her if she ever needs it just tear it ."

[Eric Scott]

"Welp I warned him." I cast True Resurrection on Kord.(Hopefully I can do this or I have to re-plan and I'd love to have Kord on my side.)

You would require the Spell Revive Outsider... It can be found in the Spell Compendium.

[Sir Rigel]

Huh, I would of expected that to last a little bit longer...

[Doomboy911]

I cast Revive outsider because my character has all the spells.

[Fates]

I cast Revive outsider because my character has all the spells.

But did you prepare that spell?

[Doomboy911]

Yeah because I did go out today to pit gods against that thing.

[Eric Scott]

I cast Revive outsider because my character has all the spells.

Very well then... Kord is revived. What happened?

[Sir Rigel]

Very well then... Kord is revived. What happened?

Uh, you died.... Really, Really Badly... From Fists to the Chest

[Eric Scott]

Uh, you died.... Really, Really Badly... From Fists to the Chest

Where did you find this woman?

Also, who stopped Megan from destroying Kord?

[Doomboy911]

"A lovely city near the coast you should visit some time. And now thou are bound by honor to aid us on our quest to find someone who can defeat her."

[Eric Scott]

"A lovely city near the coast you should visit some time. And now thou are bound by honor to aid us on our quest to find someone who can defeat her."

Yes, a deal is a deal...

[Doomboy911]

[SIZE="4"]"Than to Grumsh we make haste to. perhaps his ferocity bears enough might. Garl if you'd be so kind as to transport us to his realm."[/SIZE]

"I'm done with phase two and moving into phase three of my plan. How goes everyone else's plans?" I mentally message to everyone.

[Fates]

"I'm done with phase two and moving into phase three of my plan. How goes everyone else's plans?" I mentally message to everyone.

What happened to Megan and Nerull? I have a plan that I believe could destroy Megan, but then again, I suppose it would prevent you from using the plan that you worked so hard on.

[Doomboy911]

"Hmm well Nerull's dead now and I'm kind of wondering if a reaper is going to come for him. Which would be interesting to watch. I'm going to go ahead and bring him back to life which sounds a little wrong with a god of death. I message to Hallok.


Welp casting revive outsider for Nerull.