[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[Sir Rigel]

Nice to see that she is asking questions now... Now then, if you would do the honors...

[Fates]

Was anyone else surprised at how much more reasonable the CE god of the orcs was as opposed to the CG god of strength?

[blade artist]

We were asking him to kill someone, your point?

Also, Knack goes over to the city watch of... Eric, can I please have a name for this city? If you're undecided, I can always go with Ankh-Morpork.

[Sir Rigel]

A little bit, but then again, He thought that he was getting the best deal of his life, killing a blind old lady, and getting payed for it!

[Eric Scott]

We were asking him to kill someone, your point?

Also, Knack goes over to the city watch of... Eric, can I please have a name for this city? If you're undecided, I can always go with Ankh-Morpork.

I don't think I have given it a name... so, Ankh-Morpork it is.

The City Guard are Gnomes that ride around on Half-Ankheg Pigs...

[Doomboy911]

Well I did insult Kord while I only offered Grumsh a fun game. Now onto phase three: Fear

I reach into my bag for a wand of revive outsider and pop the one eyed buggerr back into the real world.

[blade artist]

Now tell me you tiny vermin, where is your commanding officer?

[Fates]

Darius' sheet is finished. I have only what's-his-face the crusader left to make.

Hallok grins as he sees his three new allies rise from death. Evening, gentlemen. Now, you may be experiencing urges to follow my every command, and I can assure you, they are completely normal. I believe, however, that your servitude to myself- however long that may last- will be profitable and enjoyable for the lot of you. I must say, it is truly an honor to have such noble and mighty drow at my beck and call. Hallok gives a mock bow and an ostentatious twirl of his hand. Now, we have business to attend to, I believe. Until my...coworkers...return from their quest, I find that it is in my interest to attempt to gain as much power as possible. Darius, I don't suppose you've ever heard of the Libram of Ineffable Evil? Obnoxious though the title may be, I believe that it would be beneficial for the both of us if we could find some.

Knowledge (Arcana) check to try to think of where some LoIEs could be found.

Hallok: (1d20+68)[72]
Darius: (1d20+52)[56]

[Doomboy911]

See that's what I like to see a mage with some showmanship.

[Sir Rigel]

Hi Again, Did you have a fun time? Now then, I do believe we have a bet to settle.

[Doomboy911]

"Indeed I suppose I won't have to return this wonderful armor to you. Now come we go to Hextor perhaps with his cunning he can bring my champion down. Garl if you would do us the honor of bringing us to his realm?"

[Eric Scott]

Now tell me you tiny vermin, where is your commanding officer?

Zippy is commander. Why you wanna know?

Darius' sheet is finished. I have only what's-his-face the crusader left to make.

Hallok grins as he sees his three new allies rise from death. Evening, gentlemen. Now, you may be experiencing urges to follow my every command, and I can assure you, they are completely normal. I believe, however, that your servitude to myself- however long that may last- will be profitable and enjoyable for the lot of you. I must say, it is truly an honor to have such noble and mighty drow at my beck and call. Hallok gives a mock bow and an ostentatious twirl of his hand. Now, we have business to attend to, I believe. Until my...coworkers...return from their quest, I find that it is in my interest to attempt to gain as much power as possible. Darius, I don't suppose you've ever heard of the Libram of Ineffable Evil? Obnoxious though the title may be, I believe that it would be beneficial for the both of us if we could find some.

Knowledge (Arcana) check to try to think of where some LoIEs could be found.

Hallok: [roll0]
Darius: [roll1]

There happens to be one in your home town/city/village.

Hi Again, Did you have a fun time? Now then, I do believe we have a bet to settle.

"Indeed I suppose I won't have to return this wonderful armor to you. Now come we go to Hextor perhaps with his cunning he can bring my champion down. Garl if you would do us the honor of bringing us to his realm?"

Well...

But, of course sir. You now stand behind Hextor.

[Doomboy911]

(Dang out of all the things I have in my bag I don't have the one thing I want most of all)

[Sir Rigel]

A Sonic Screwdriver?

[Doomboy911]

no cymbals

[blade artist]

Bring up a bow, Hextor and Heirenos had a bad eprience with an armor and a bow (tome of magic)

Well, I have come to challenge thee to combat for the seat of the chief of the city watch; and no I don't mean the chair, I mean the job.

[Doomboy911]

Wait as in he hates people with bows or likes them?

[blade artist]

Heirenos and Hextor had to kill one of their servants because he betrayed them, so they worked together to stop him. But they used their mother's bow and got punished for it. The story is under Savnok the Instigator in Tome of Magic.

[Doomboy911]

Heirenos and Hextor had to kill one of their servants because he betrayed them, so they worked together to stop him. But they used their mother's bow and got punished for it. The story is under Savnok the Instigator in Tome of Magic.

You see this is why I bring this guy along for adventures. Only he would know that level of stuff. Knick Knack knows, Hallok has enough firepower to shut people up and Sir Rigel plays well with others.

"Howdy there Hex" I say with my cane planted on the ground leaning on it at an angle. "We five come to you with a warning and a challenge."

[Sir Rigel]

Thank you! I built this character after all to mess around with other characters outside of combat!

... A warning of a great force that even you should fear...

[Doomboy911]

"One who with but a flick of the wrist could break men into following her. If she so dreamed she could destroy any culture and rebuild it to her liking. My champion is force incarnate. And we present her as a challenge to her. Should you slay her we will all bow to thee and swear that we and all in our power will never do harm to you, but should you fail you will aid us in finding one powerful enough to defeat her. We also understand that she is quite powerful so we provide you with a second wager upon the first. If you can capture and tame her we shall each do you a favor but should you fail you must do me a favor one that we must both agree on."

[Sir Rigel]

Psst! it might be good to get something else out of him... maybe something that would help us along the path to godhood?

[Doomboy911]

I'm open to suggestions.

[Sir Rigel]

Maybe if it's possible for him to siphon off some of his spark into us, to give us divine rank 0?

[Doomboy911]

"Perhaps if you lose you distribute a small portion of your power to me and my four friends?"



(Yeah I'm just going to assume that strawberries ain't comin' back)

[Eric Scott]

Bring up a bow, Hextor and Heirenos had a bad eprience with an armor and a bow (tome of magic)

Well, I have come to challenge thee to combat for the seat of the chief of the city watch; and no I don't mean the chair, I mean the job.

Zippy probably wouldn't like that... but, you can always ask.

You see this is why I bring this guy along for adventures. Only he would know that level of stuff. Knick Knack knows, Hallok has enough firepower to shut people up and Sir Rigel plays well with others.

"Howdy there Hex" I say with my cane planted on the ground leaning on it at an angle. "We five come to you with a warning and a challenge."

Thank you! I built this character after all to mess around with other characters outside of combat!

... A warning of a great force that even you should fear...

"One who with but a flick of the wrist could break men into following her. If she so dreamed she could destroy any culture and rebuild it to her liking. My champion is force incarnate. And we present her as a challenge to her. Should you slay her we will all bow to thee and swear that we and all in our power will never do harm to you, but should you fail you will aid us in finding one powerful enough to defeat her. We also understand that she is quite powerful so we provide you with a second wager upon the first. If you can capture and tame her we shall each do you a favor but should you fail you must do me a favor one that we must both agree on."

"Perhaps if you lose you distribute a small portion of your power to me and my four friends?"


(Yeah I'm just going to assume that strawberries ain't comin' back)

I care not for your warning, I can take on any thing you can throw at me. As for the distribution of a portion of my spark... if I lose then, I suppose that is at least fair.

[Doomboy911]

"At once I shall present her." I reach into my bag for some soap and a dish of water. I dip the soap in getting the water soapy than I smear some of the soap on my fingers and blow a bubble. Than scry through it. "She may ask who sent you. Let her know that the man in red wants her head."

[Eric Scott]

"At once I shall present her." I reach into my bag for some soap and a dish of water. I dip the soap in getting the water soapy than I smear some of the soap on my fingers and blow a bubble. Than scry through it. "She may ask who sent you. Let her know that the man in red wants her head."

Oh... it's her...

[Doomboy911]

"You know of her?"

[Eric Scott]

"You know of her?"

He laughs slightly You could say that...