[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[Doomboy911]

Jack uses message to Jace "What are they doing? I can't see."

[King-Strawberry]

The big one calling itself "The Stone" went invisible, the rest are standing around in a circle, I think I'm gonna have a little fun.

I thought the tarrasque and rock thing were real, not images?

[Doomboy911]

They are real but because he's so tall he can't see the two mice on the ground.

[Doomboy911]

Jack now comfortably underground will cast greater scrying to try and find the guy who was kind enough to shout his name. So where is he Eric?

[Fates]

Retreat does not mean defeat, and Hallok knows this better than most.
Chanting an incantation in a deep voice, the drow moves his hands in a circular cycle, and slowly, a rift opens in the air before him. From it climbs a monster fearsome beyond words- twenty feet tall, with too many heads and arms to count. Truly, this must be the most fearsome beast imaginable.

The drow points toward the behemoth, and cries more words of power. The beast is enveloped in green light, before fading from view.

Casting Gate to summon a Hectatonchaeres (or however it's spelled). Due to my CL of 26, and my five levels is Cosmic Descryer, I am capable of controlling it, as the maximum HD for a single controlled creature from my spell totals at 60, and the monster only has 52.

Hallok orders the creature to destroy the giants and the kobold, and then casts Greater Teleport to teleport the abomination to them, using his Mastery of Shaping ability to exclude himself from the effect. He also casts Ventriloquism to project his voice over the area. I expect you won't find this quite so easily defeatable.

Hallok then casts Plane Shift, teleporting himself and his cohort to the Negative Energy Plane. His cohort casts Death Ward on herself, but Hallok is immune to the effects of the plane due to the ability granted by his Cosmic Descryer levels (his other plane of choice was the positive energy plane).

Once there, Hallok begins casting his epic spell, Grim Assembly, while his cohort readies a Mass Death Ward spell, to be cast the moment the Rakshasa arrive.

[Eric Scott]

Jack now comfortably underground will cast greater scrying to try and find the guy who was kind enough to shout his name. So where is he Eric?

Which one?

[Doomboy911]

The gebroni known as stone.

[Eric Scott]

The gebroni known as stone.

He is currently on the surface as far as I'm aware...

[Doomboy911]

"By god I need to stop trying to cast astral projection and project image at the same time." Jack brushes himself off and pushes some magic into the fire to make it a little warmer. Jace, Hallok wake up I've had the most awful dream ever and I'm in need of a hug."

[King-Strawberry]

I had a weird one as well, one of those ones when you tried to do something but your body wouldn't respond.

[Doomboy911]

"Ah mine felt like a vision of what's to come. I felt unprepared." Jack spits the last word out like it was vinegar on his tongue. He moves behind his two mules and blows a whistle for the dwarves to awaken "Fetch me my P scrolls and my T scrolls." he barks out to his dwarves and in a matter of minutes they pull out two large sacks filled with scrolls. "One of the problems was that we couldn't get in touch that's why I've got us a scroll of telepathic bond, tongues, permanency and polymorph any object. The other problem was that I was getting too old. Now is the time for me to share my secret with you."

[blade artist]

I had dream. The warforged wonders meakly.

[Eric Scott]

((OoC: You've made the giants quite paranoid.))

[Doomboy911]

"I thought you were on watch?"

[blade artist]

More important, I had a dream. DON'T YOU FORGET THAT I DON'T SLEEP?! Knick Knack shouts insanely at the Magic Guy (Yes I named doomboy's guy that). And then he sits down and starts raving... He will make no sense at all, so don't ask.

[Fates]

Hallok awakes from his trance. That is odd- I have killed many giants in my lifetime, but I do not remember an encounter anything like that; normally, my visions are based completely on reality.
The sorcerer shakes his head.
Regardless, we should continue.

[Doomboy911]

"Yes as I was saying I find myself weakened by my old age and I need a powerful caster to use polymorph any object to bring me back to my former self." He provides a list of how tall he was, how strong everything right down to the length of his intestines. "The trick works in that I'm so similar to who I was that I become that way permanently. Which is what makes me older than our Drow friend. After that we should bind ourselves telepathically along with allowing us to speak any language, comprehend them all and get arcane sight forever. This way we can become more powerful. Afterwards we should find a city and take it over." He snaps up an illusion of his dreams. "Did anyone else dream this way?"

[Fates]

Hallok shrugs. I'm all for city-conquering.

[blade artist]

OOOOO! Could I keep the previous residents as slaves?

[Doomboy911]

"Well I like my slaves when they don't know their slaves. I figured we could hit the town and split up Hallok can head to the largest thieves guild and dominate him Jace can go to the mage's schools, I'll take down the lord of the realm and Knick can cover the head of the guards. Before I'm in any condition to take down a city I need one of you two to cast polymorph any object to make me young again. I have a list of what I used to be so just fire when ready."

Jack uses knowledge local to try and remember where the closest city was. (1d20)[10]

[Fates]

Hallok nods, and without a word casts Polymorph Any Object to make Jack young again.

[Doomboy911]

"Ahahahaha by thunder that makes a man feel alive again." He tears the cloak off his back. He has a set of chainmail painted black with stars on it. He flexes a bit cracking his back. "Now boys we'll make way for the nearest city and in the meantime we'll get to buffing ourselves up and building one big army. I've been dreaming up a combination to give me some real Tarrasques to control."

[Eric Scott]

Jack uses knowledge local to try and remember where the closest city was. [roll0]

You remember that the nearest city is 80 miles north...

[Doomboy911]

"Gentleman I recall being told of a city 80 miles north and we can't teleport a whole army, can we? Head that way and gather men but none that have a family. I'll return in some time to make them into giants and we shall lay siege to the city."

Knowledge local to try and remember where the nearest ocean is. (1d20)[8]

[Eric Scott]

"Gentleman I recall being told of a city 80 miles north and we can't teleport a whole army, can we? Head that way and gather men but none that have a family. I'll return in some time to make them into giants and we shall lay siege to the city."

Knowledge local to try and remember where the nearest ocean is. [roll0]

That... roll... I don't even...

As far as you are aware of, the nearest ocean is up...

[Doomboy911]

Jack fetches a map from his pack to check again. (1d20)[20]

[Eric Scott]

Jack fetches a map from his pack to check again. [roll0]

With the map you are able to tell that the nearest ocean is to the south of where you are currently.

[Doomboy911]

"Boys I'll be back in a few days I have some work to do. My dwarven people listen to them within reason." Jack picks up his folding boat, and some gear. He pulls up his map and greater teleports to the middle of the ocean. "Oh god there's seaweed in my everything." He activates the folding boat to get it to be as big as possible and climbs in. Than he prepares.

[blade artist]

March, cretins, march! We have a while to get to that town, so we better get moving troops! Knick Knack yells at the dwarven militia. He can't stand how organic beings sleep or eat. So, he simply lets out his frustration onto lowly soldiers.

[Doomboy911]

Can we just pretend I remembered to cast telepathic bond, tongues and than made it permanent? Also Great Shogun Eric I need a bit of leeway with one spell. I'm going to be casting an epic spell that will take about two months to finish casting and if I could use a metamagic rod on it I could cut that down to a day.