[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[blade artist]

How am I supposed to know, they're flying and menacing. Allright coming to you now.

Did you at least let me heal from that guy first? You kinda posted while I was typing.

Anyways, energy adaption (resistance 30 to all energies) for 11pp as an immediate action and dimension door for 7pp as a move action and end turn

Again with the posting while I'm typing, I must have horrible timing. Really, over a thousand damage of hellfire. This kind renders my action a moot point and will kill me at the same time. If I could be killed by damage alone.

[Fates]

Ah, sorry about that. Hallok uses mastery of shaping to alter the spell so that there is room for you to appear next to him to attack. =P

[blade artist]

Screaming to be heard over the firestorm that the evil wizard made, "You shall harm these people no longer!"

toughts to Hallok I'm going to hit with one claw and then miss with the second. You should hit me with something powerful looking and make it look like I'm losing. Then I plan to take you down during a monologue. I'm going for a classic, here.

[Doomboy911]

Invisibled and fly to Knick Knack and transfer spell giant size to make him collosal which means he gets a truly massive strength bonus. +32 strength -2 dex +12 con +12 ac space/reach 30 feet go wreck some stuff. Than I teleport to stygia grab me that wine bottle and head back to Aurora. "Sorry my dear I got stuck in a gopher hole."

[Fates]

Hallok reshapes his spell to fit Knick Knack, and then has Raalzak use a wish to emulate a giant size spell, making Hallok the same size. He laughs a deep, bellowing laugh, his red, mind-flayer eyes alight like fire, and then looses what appears to be a single blast of electricity, intensified beyond imagining, causing a flash of light than can be seen from miles around.

Using persistent time stop, after Darius immunity to electricity on Knick Knack. Then using burning hands spell-like ability (converted to lightning) on Knick Knack 14000 times. Due to his immunity, not one of them actually hurts him. Also uses a programmed image to make it appear to do incredible damage to Knick Knack, charring his circuits, etc. You cannot possibly destroy me! No one can!

He sends a mental message to Knick Knack. I'd advise you cry out in pain, fall to your knees, something like that.

[blade artist]

In his actual voice, "'Ouch' is normal what one would say at this time, right? It's kind of hard to tell without the real feeling of pain." He says this with his eternal smile living up to its name, even when he is forced to his knee by such great magic.

[Fates]

Pah! This is why your kind bores me! I will find a way to make you feel pain, perhaps when I torture your soul for all time!

Hallok is beginning to grow bored with his crazy supervillain shtick.

[Eric Scott]

Redo for Winolhy
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Oh, and Joe's prismatic effects cause the winged beast to take 20 fire damage (reflex DC 65 Half) and it must make a DC 65 will save or be sent to another plane.

You killed them already...

I'll go ahead and ask the barkeep Alright, you can't tell me where Norm is... but could you tell me where the nearest government office is. I want to share this with an old friend you see. Gestures towards the bottle of booze and proceeds to take a small sip out of it
I do owe him that much.

Norm? Who's Norm? Oh... you mean Herm... as for a government building... you could try City Hall.

Invisibled and fly to Knick Knack and transfer spell giant size to make him collosal which means he gets a truly massive strength bonus. +32 strength -2 dex +12 con +12 ac space/reach 30 feet go wreck some stuff. Than I teleport to stygia grab me that wine bottle and head back to Aurora. "Sorry my dear I got stuck in a gopher hole."

A gopher hole? Oh dear, that must have been terrible..

[Sir Rigel]

Alright then, thank you so much. I'll go ahead and stroll out the door, and head to city hall at a reasonable 20 ft per second, in fact, I'll go ahead and skip toads it, while singing God save the King (for kicks and giggles)

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[Eric Scott]

Alright then, thank you so much. I'll go ahead and stroll out the door, and head to city hall at a reasonable 20 ft per second, in fact, I'll go ahead and skip toads it, while singing God save the King (for kicks and giggles)

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[blade artist]

Fine, fine. I'll end it quickly. Did you ever say what your name was? You should probably say it is a nother parson so when you visit me in town, you can blame it on you more vicious twin brother. Goatee optional.

"Sorry for the inconvenience. Here's your pain with some death for interest." Knack with a rising strike slashes at the wizard.

edit: maybe work the whole twin thing into Aurora's programmed amnesia for credibility

[Fates]

I'm currently shapechanged as a mind flayer, actually.

Hallok howls as he is sent sprawling backwards by the blow, colliding into the flames, and immediately burns to death.

Casting Dimension door and quickened superior invisibility, and leaving a quickened programmed image of my mind-flayer self falling backwards, burning to death, screaming, etc.

Then ordering the army to surrender.

[Doomboy911]

"Yes it was a mighty big gopher might've bit me" Jack pops some bubbly pouring Aurora a glass. Than I slide behind her rubbing her shoulders "Hallok should be here shortly dear." Hallok get here shortly

[Fates]

I'd be much obliged. End his cloak of oblivion or whatever it's called, then Gate to where they are, and then persistent time stop, and then enough produce flames into the sky to spell out the word "Love" in every language besides Giant. When the time stop ends, use quickened pyrotechnics to cause them all to explode like fireworks, and then a quickened programmed image to make it seem like embers fall all around, and then swirl around Aurora, turning into butterflies made of flame, which then fly all around in different directions.

Hallok approaches Aurora aurora and gives her a gentle kiss on the cheek, he then speaks in elven. Greetings, dearest. I presume Jack has been treating you well? =

[blade artist]

Knack, after defeating the menace, shows to the guardian thingies that he attacked them on false pretenses and then returns to the mayor. "I have slain their champion and now they flee. I have protected this city as best I could, as promised." Magic, you better start with the reviving.

[Fates]

Right... Give me a moment. Hallok casts yet another persistent time stop (divine spellcasting really is overpowered) And creates enough gates to summon 300 solar angels, and uses true domination on each one, then orders them to travel to the city he destroyed and raise all that were killed, and to declare that they were sent by Knick Knack. Right. they'll be over in a moment, my robotic compadre.

[Doomboy911]

(Dang I needed some dead bodies good thing I hid a hundred of them.)

Jack being one to never be out done ever takes to the sky.
Than with a well placed earthquake make the volcanoes erupt than time stop and elemental swarm to sculpt the hot hot magma into Aurora Jack and Hallok holding hands with Aurora in the centre heading down a path blessed with spring. "For thee madame"

[Fates]

Hallok smirks. Quite lovely, Jack, thank you. Now, I do believe you have an appointment with a certain "Blue Speck?"

[Sir Rigel]

Guys, why did the sky turn red... Twice? I think in a slightly worried voice.

[Doomboy911]

"Indeed but I will return as quickly as I can" teleport a few inches in front of Specky. I stick my thumb into my mouth and use my shapechange to inflate my self until I stand 8 feet tall musclebound with scars. I deepen my voice "Let's take these punks down or whatever I came here for." Than I kick the door down and stroll up to the front desk, throw it aside "I'm looking for... who are we looking for again."

[Sir Rigel]

I believe his name is Herm, but we are looking for who is in charge, for we wish to spread the word of Shegrogorath, and maybe make him the god of your pleasant little city

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IN HEAD: I think I'll go by that name, Shegrogorath, what do you guys think?

[Doomboy911]

(Sounds girly like megara)

[Sir Rigel]

(well, It was tempting to try to make this guy an early version of a god-like being of madness, but well...)

[Doomboy911]

(I'd recommend something with lots of M's and K's such as Mekenama the mad)

"Tell us whoever is in charge here and take us there or I will go out and eat a puppy." Jack says making his forehead a little wider and shifting his face into the scowliest scowl in the scowl universe.

(Me I'm running with a simple god name. Jack.)

[Eric Scott]

I believe his name is Herm, but we are looking for who is in charge, for we wish to spread the word of Shegrogorath, and maybe make him the god of your pleasant little city

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IN HEAD: I think I'll go by that name, Shegrogorath, what do you guys think?

The Orc looks not in the least inpressed. We already have a God... nonetheless, the one who is in charge is Gregory.

(I'd recommend something with lots of M's and K's such as Mekenama the mad)

"Tell us whoever is in charge here and take us there or I will go out and eat a puppy." Jack says making his forehead a little wider and shifting his face into the scowliest scowl in the scowl universe.

(Me I'm running with a simple god name. Jack.)

You'll eat a puppy? I just so happen to have a couple puppy's right here... The Orc pulls out his lunchbox and you can hear the wimpering of puppy's inside... he then opens it and grabs a puppy out and hands it to you, then grabs one for himself and bites it's head off, making a rather crunchy sound...

[Doomboy911]

Jack takes all the puppies and widens his mouth and makes it look like a mass of teeth and tentacles with mouths than down all the puppies widening his gut to hold them and keep them safe. "You really should lay off the pomeranians they're all fluff. Let us meet this Gregory."

[blade artist]

Knack coughs to get the attention of the mayor (even though he has no lungs) "I have returned mayor."

[Sir Rigel]

You know what... Those don't look half bad, May I?

[Eric Scott]

Jack takes all the puppies and widens his mouth and makes it look like a mass of teeth and tentacles with mouths than down all the puppies widening his gut to hold them and keep them safe. "You really should lay off the pomeranians they're all fluff. Let us meet this Gregory."

I'm on a diet.. and Gregory is in the back. Make sure you knock on the door before entering his office.

Knack coughs to get the attention of the mayor (even though he has no lungs) "I have returned mayor."

The mayor crawls out from under his desk... Well... that didn't take long...

You know what... Those don't look half bad, May I?

The Orc looks at you and sighs... Your friend here appears to have eaten all of them... I'll get more while you go bother Gregory.

[blade artist]

"Soooo, now what?" He also thinks this message to his companions.