[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[Eric Scott]

(holy! ************) "Just to ask should you slay us you will allow us a true ressurection so we can continue the massage?" right well I've got most of the buffs I need on so I slip the amulet off my cohorts neck and give him a fine kick in the gut than cast shapechange on myself "Should we die today I just want you all to know I blame knick knack." I think to the party. Than quicken time stop. I whip out four mice cast dominate on them all as quicken actions for four rounds than polymorph any object in each of those turns and make them into one xixecal one primal earth elemental one gibbering mouther which I launch at the other side while I cast it and one mu spore then use a scroll of giant size on my cohort to make him collossal size.[roll/]1d20+50[/roll] use magic device for the scroll.

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[roll0] for initiative

Time stop ends "Come now we wage battle."

I'm under the impression that we're all fighting as a team if not disregard all of that.

If you wish to fight as a team... let's see how you do against my team... A 5 rifts open... out of one steps an old woman that has no eyes, out of 2 of the others walk Atropals, out of another steps a Phaethon, and from the last steps a Hecatoncheires. Now that's more fair...

[Eric Scott]

Hallok smirks. Really, I was expecting better.
He casts True Seeing and gate, summoning a primal earth elemental. He gives the elemental orders to dig into the earth and drag any earth elementals it finds to the surface. He then turns to the pit fiends and tarrasques, and cries Destroy the one who brought you here,, casting mass suggestion (DC 48). (That is, assuming they were not illusions)
He then flies upward, and casts Polymorph Any object on the ground below, turning as much of it as possible to dust.

Will save for the Pit Fiends:
[roll]1d20+35[/roll]

Initiatives:
Pit Fiend 1
(1d20+12)[30]

Pit Fiend 2
(1d20+12)[21]

Atropal 1
(1d20+6)[9]

Atropal 2
(1d20+6)[26]

Hecatoncheires
(1d20+10)[20]

Phaethon
(1d20+15)[21]

Old Woman
(1d20+20833337)[20833356]

Aurora
(1d20+16)[29]

Why you no work will save?

[Eric Scott]

One last try at the will save...

(1d20+35)[37]

FAIL... the Pit Fiends disappear...

[Fates]

Damn it, Jack, I had things under control! Do as you will, but the headmaster is mine! Turning himself into a greater earth elemental via shapechange, Hallok begins burrowing, changing his commands to his primal elemental so that they excuse him.

[Doomboy911]

well you`re the one who challenged her to a confound it duel. I was trying to avoid that what with her being the headmaster of a mages college. The whole town is here now seeing us I had a plan that was going to make her willingly give us her school and amybe become our friends. So try not to kill her just ding her up. I think at hallok.

[Eric Scott]

Doom, how close together are your mice-monsters?

[Doomboy911]

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(1d20-3)[3] for the mu spore.

(1d20+20)[35] for the gibbering orb.

(1d20-1)[1] for the primal earth elemental

(1d20+11)[19] for the xiecal

and since I don't remember his stats yet (1d20)[9] for my cohort.

Also my umd didn't roll right for some reason (1d20+50)[63]

Also I wanted to ask if I wanted to create a new species how would I go about doing that also could we get a table for the turns?

[Fates]

Yes, yes, terribly sorry and all that. Now would you just let me destroy this wench?

Hallok continues burrowing, searching for the headmaster; should find her, he will attempt to grapple her, using his moment of prescience to gain a +20 bonus on the check. He will also renew his moment of prescience immediately upon doing so.

NOTE: I meant to say elder earth elemental when I shapechanged; even if I can't change retroactively, I can do so immediately due to the spell.

Grapple check:(1d20+57)[67]

This is, of course, assuming that, should I encounter the headmaster, I surprise her. If not, I instead would roll initiative, and use my moment of prescience for that, and then recast it before grappling.

Either way, both my grapple and initiative are effected by the spell.

[Fates]

Initiative (be it before or after I grapple, see above )

(1d20+28)[41]

[Eric Scott]

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[roll0] for the mu spore.

[roll1] for the gibbering orb.

[roll2] for the primal earth elemental

[roll3] for the xiecal

and since I don't remember his stats yet [roll4] for my cohort.

Also my umd didn't roll right for some reason [roll5]

Also I wanted to ask if I wanted to create a new species how would I go about doing that also could we get a table for the turns?

I'll see what I can do...

Yes, yes, terribly sorry and all that. Now would you just let me destroy this wench?

Hallok continues burrowing, searching for the headmaster; should find her, he will attempt to grapple her, using his moment of prescience to gain a +20 bonus on the check. He will also renew his moment of prescience immediately upon doing so.

NOTE: I meant to say elder earth elemental when I shapechanged; even if I can't change retroactively, I can do so immediately due to the spell.

Grapple check:[roll0]

This is, of course, assuming that, should I encounter the headmaster, I surprise her. If not, I instead would roll initiative, and use my moment of prescience for that, and then recast it before grappling.

Either way, both my grapple and initiative are effected by the spell.

You don't find her or her Elemental.

[Eric Scott]

I hope this works... it's my first attempt at a table.

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Player/Monster

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Initiative

Old Woman | 20833356
MasterofFates | 41
Gibbering Orb | 35
Aurora | 29
Knick Knack | 21
Xiecal | 19
Doom's Cohort | 9
Mu Spore | 3
Primal Earth Elemental 1 | 1
MasterofFates' PEE | 1
6 Tarrasques | Last [/table]

IT WORKED!!!

[Eric Scott]

The Old Woman moves with surprising speed directly to Doom's cohort and punches it in the face.

Attack: (1d20+50000000)[50000015]

Damage: (2d20+20833337)[20833348]

[blade artist]

Guess I should join in, but why is it always my fault? Hallok started it! Knack says as he grows his hands into large menacing claws that could very well take off a man's head with a flick of a finger.

initiative (1d20+5)[21]

[Eric Scott]

1. I think I hit...

2. MasterofFates it is now your turn.

[Doomboy911]

Right you hit my big ol cohort which means he has to make a will save (par his fun class) which he's going to choose to fail which means he's fine.

Jules goes flying back a bit brushes himself off and looks down growling.

Edit by the way does this old lady have anything to prevent Attacks of opportunity? Cause she just incurred a lot.

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To put the scene that just went down in more epic terms.

The eyeless woman rushes across the field dodging each and everyone's blows with lightning speed and than slams into Jule's chest where a blast of dust comes from the impact. As the dust clears the lady bears a grin on her face until she sees her foe with a hole in his chest and a grin on his face.

[Eric Scott]

Right you hit my big ol cohort which means he has to make a will save (par his fun class) which he's going to choose to fail which means he's fine.

Jules goes flying back a bit brushes himself off and looks down growling.

The Old Woman smiles You're still alive, are you Sonny?

[Fates]

Hallok teleports 80 feet into the air with a quickened dimension door. He then hits the hechatonchieres with a quickened banishment spell (will DC 49) and then casts time stop. With his arcane spells urge still active, he's able to cast five maximized sonic delayed blast fireballs at the atropals (Reflex half DC 50/each, 90 damage each) and five spheres of ultimate destruction, three of them maximized via his rod. He sends one regular and one maximized sphere as well as his black blade toward the atropals, and sends his two maximized and one regular sphere at the phaeton.

The atropals need to make three fortitude saves (DC 50) each, two of the spells doing 240 damage, and one doing (40d6)[147] damage.

The phaeton has to do exactly the same thing. Roll for third sphere: (40d6)[133]

I am really burning through my ninth-levels.

[Eric Scott]

Hallok teleports 80 feet into the air with a quickened dimension door. He then hits the hechatonchieres with a quickened banishment spell (will DC 49) and then casts time stop. With his arcane spells urge still active, he's able to cast five maximized sonic delayed blast fireballs at the atropals (Reflex half DC 50/each, 90 damage each) and five spheres of ultimate destruction, three of them maximized via his rod. He sends one regular and one maximized sphere as well as his black blade toward the atropals, and sends his two maximized and one regular sphere at the phaeton.

The atropals need to make three fortitude saves (DC 50) each, two of the spells doing 240 damage, and one doing (1d20+48)[66] damage.

The phaeton has to do exactly the same thing. Roll for third sphere: (1d20+48)[54]

I am really burning through my ninth-levels.

The Atropals autofail... but are still standing.

The Phaeton:
(1d20+48)[66]
(1d20+48)[54]
(1d20+48)[55]

The Phaeton also continues to stand (not that it would have fallen had it have failed).

[Fates]

Okay, the phaeton only takes (5d6+60)[80].
Atropals: Dats a lotta HP.

What happened with the 'tonchieres?

[Fates]

Oh yeah, forgot about my cohort. Celeste casts Mass Heal on the atropals (She's under a persistent Greater Invisibility- I believe I mentioned earlier- and also flies next to me. Atropals need to make DC 36 reflex saves or take 150 damage each (halved on a success)

[Eric Scott]

Okay, the phaeton only takes (1d20+33)[51].
Atropals: Dats a lotta HP.

What happened with the 'tonchieres?

Yeah... I knew I was forgetting something.

Will save: (1d20+33)[51]

[Eric Scott]

Oh yeah, forgot about my cohort. Celeste casts Mass Heal on the atropals (She's under a persistent Greater Invisibility- I believe I mentioned earlier- and also flies next to me. Atropals need to make DC 36 reflex saves or take 150 damage each (halved on a success)

Did she go near them?

Atropal 1:
(1d20+26)[42]

Atropal 2:
(1d20+26)[41]

[Fates]

Hallok uses Fickle Finger of Fate (an immediate action fate spinner ability) to force the hech to reroll.

[Doomboy911]

I'm a little bothered no one is amazed by the fact that my cohort of level 20 just took a couple thousand points of damage and is still kickin'.

[Fates]

Did she go near them?

Atropal 1:
[roll0]

Atropal 2:
[roll1]

No, mass heal can be cast at close range (in her case, up to 70 feet). She was already flying, just not near me.

[Fates]

I'm a little bothered no one is amazed by the fact that my cohort of level 20 just took a couple thousand points of damage and is still kickin'.

Right now, I'm more concerned that a couple of monsters without constitution scores just took well over a thousand damage and are still kickin'.

[Eric Scott]

Hallok uses Fickle Finger of Fate (an immediate action fate spinner ability) to force the hech to reroll.

This cannot end well...

(1d20+33)[46]

Goodbye, Hecatoncheires!

[Fates]

Bye bye, Herschel-tonkies.

And on the contrary, that ended very well.

[Eric Scott]

I'm a little bothered no one is amazed by the fact that my cohort of level 20 just took a couple thousand points of damage and is still kickin'.

It is a little confusing...

Right now, I'm more concerned that a couple of monsters without constitution scores just took well over a thousand damage and are still kickin'.

They're still standing be cause of DR, Regeneration & Fast Healing (also, the Atropals have a bit of a feedback loop type thing from their Negative Energy Aura).

[Eric Scott]

Gibbering Orb's turn...