My Little Pony XLIIV: Season II Ruined My Fanon!

[Tiki Snakes]

In other words, it's time to get over myself. To the trenches!

Ok, you've now got me intruiged enough that I might eventually even read the final product. (Something I very very rarely do, only really with that "Yours Truly" of yours and a couple of the more net-infamous fics so far).

I still think the Rainbow Factory music track deserves a far more eldrich and subtle and awesome fic to go with it. I still can't be arsed to fix that lack myself though. And so it goes.

[Aotrs Commander]

As promised/threatened (delete as appropriate), pictures!

Special Aotrs Inept Attemt To Cheer Up SiuiS Marginally Edition!

First off, the nonpony-related final Strayvian Dominion Legion models painted (i.e the ones I showed CGI model pictures of some weeks back):

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Magma’s Ire Blistering Castigation Main Battle Tank platoon with a mixed platoon of one Ash Abomination Lava Spite Scout AFV and two Hell Blast Lava Spite Anti-Aircraft Artillery AFVs.



A Heavy Assault group, consiting of two Incandescent Outrage Heavy Tanks backed up by a Atrocious Eruption Blistering Castigation Anti-Aircraft Artillery Tank.



A recon platoon of three Seething Scoria Attack Skimmers.



And finally, an Invidious Obsidian APC with it's attendant infantry squad.

And onto the Humorous Pictures! (Well, picture, anyway.)

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Really, it was hard to say who was more surprised.

And finally, for something novel:

A Caption Competition!!! (Ala Have I Got News For You).

The prize is like, I dunno, the heady glow of knowing you're, like the funniest person or something. (Extra mega ultra bonus points for Humorous Photoediting, if so inclined.)

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[Sean Mirrsen]

And finally, for something novel:

A Caption Competition!!! (Ala Have I Got News For You).

The prize is like, I dunno, the heady glow of knowing you're, like the funniest person or something. (Extra mega ultra bonus points for Humorous Photoediting, if so inclined.)

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If the other two participants are removed, "I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!" fits almost too well.

With a side note to the effect of "In space, no one can hear you whinecomplain. Except if you're Rarity."

[Rebelhero]

you're really grown up when you stop worrying about what's grown up or not

We have a winner!

[Maxtronaut]

You put AJ first?!?!
**Knocks on door to bridge, leaves box of cookies with thank you note**


**Walks away from the airshhiiiiiiii..... (Long first step down)**

Yays! :D

*Opens door to bridge, reads note, and begins nomming cookies.*

[Soras Teva Gee]

A Caption Competition!!! (Ala Have I Got News For You).

The prize is like, I dunno, the heady glow of knowing you're, like the funniest person or something. (Extra mega ultra bonus points for Humorous Photoediting, if so inclined.)

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Twilight: Rarity are you okay

Rarity: Twilight dear, just because I'm a lady does not me I can handle an armored division or two.

[Lix Lorn]

Pretty sure two plus two equals haddock.

I think I'm going to sig this.

Virus check finished. Now five in morning. Yay. Must meditate, quickly, before penguins come back with pilum. World glowing interesting colours, suspect Rainbow Dash rainboom inside skull again, and can't get out with crowbar since crowbar stolen by the noodlemen. Cannot get out, drums in the deep.

Bibble.

(bursts out laughing)

Who said I'm discouraging this? If Thanqol being slowly tortured by AJ while Phoe watches is your thing, who am I to deny you?

The kind of 'torture' Phoe would like? Distinctly. :P

Hopereaver why is the command centre-

Because apparently tartan is the only weakness of the deadly space-llamas of Foodlewhang Nine.

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(Telepathically as to keep her out of trouble)
So, Hopereaver. How much fun was that and how much am I paying for any pictures and footage?

And finally, for something novel:

A Caption Competition!!! (Ala Have I Got News For You).

The prize is like, I dunno, the heady glow of knowing you're, like the funniest person or something. (Extra mega ultra bonus points for Humorous Photoediting, if so inclined.)

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Twilight: Can't we get a LITTLE respect for the evil invaders? This just seems wrong.
Alternatively...
Rarity: That'll teach them to make fun of my Spikey-wikey...

[Rebelhero]

-Breaks through thread window- EVERYPONY!

This!
Im quite excited for this. so excited i think my paychecks already know where they are going!
Now if only they would actually SELL THEM NEAR ME!

-Bursts through the roof and flies away-

[Soras Teva Gee]

-Breaks through thread window- EVERYPONY!

This!
Im quite excited for this. so excited i think my paychecks already know where they are going!
Now if only they would actually SELL THEM NEAR ME!

-Bursts through the roof and flies away-

All my yes. I'm sure the griffin fans will be especially happy.

[HalfTangible]

-Breaks through thread window- EVERYPONY!

This!
Im quite excited for this. so excited i think my paychecks already know where they are going!
Now if only they would actually SELL THEM NEAR ME!

-Bursts through the roof and flies away-

And I'm excited for this. I just wish i could remember if i found the link through here or by related video hopping

[SlyGuyMcFly]

...
i will from now on damn you...

Well you know how it is. That sort of misery needs to be spread around

[Pokonic]

Twilight: Can't we get a LITTLE respect for the evil invaders? This just seems wrong.
Alternatively...
Rarity: That'll teach them to make fun of my Spikey-wikey...

On the other hand....

Twilight: "Rarity, just because they look like Dimond Dogs does not mean you can go stomp all over them!"

[Mewtarthio]

Funny, and I wanted him to get Lightning'd when he was rash to Twilight in the wedding .

....Is this another FF XIII fan I see? I thought I was the only one!

Season 2 Pony Awards!
Best Rainbow Dash Moment!

Every frame where she is on the screen!

Oh, I have to be specific? Fine, then I vote for

"They knew what they were getting into!"
Desperately eating cider-soaked dirt
and the Butterfly Migration.

It's the beret isn't it? There's something 'bout a girl in a beret...

The beret is the sexiest headgear.

[SlyGuyMcFly]

The beret is the sexiest headgear.

It sure is.

[Soras Teva Gee]

The beret is the sexiest headgear.

I'd dispute that, AJs hat is much better.

[Maxtronaut]

So AJ wearing a beret would make her the hottest pony to grace Equestria?

[Deadly]

Took a while, but my story is now on EqD. I'm not sure if maybe people expect it to be more of a Luna/shipping story than it is, though. I hope that doesn't taint their view of it.

So far looks good :)

[Maxtronaut]

Took a while, but my story is now on EqD. I'm not sure if maybe people expect it to be more of a Luna/shipping story than it is, though. I hope that doesn't taint their view of it.

So far looks good :)

Gratz! /]*[\

I'll make sure to give it a read when I can.

[Pokonic]

Okay, so this was part of a bet, actualy. I had to corrupt a pony song for a guy working with a D&D group. The theme? The Nine Hells, silly!

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My Little Ponies: Eternal Is Damnation

(Or, dont trust the nice-looking pony with a association with light.)


I can't believe we're finally here. Its all I have imagined, the reality of this place is sure to make this... The Best Place Ever! In The Nine Hells,

In the nine hells

In the nine hells, in the rivers, I'm going to see them all! All the forgotten, I'll befriend them in the Nine Hells! All the peoples, all the monsters, they will serve me big or small! They will be good servents forever, right here in the Nine Hells!

All our nightmares have come true right here at nine hells, in the nine hells!

In the garden, with the serpent, with appletastic treats! ! Foolish souls, they will sell them, they all end up with me! And they hope that with a lot of money, they can save there families!

All our dreams and our hopes abandoned from now, for we have entered

All that we've been fearing will happen in the nine hells, in the nine hells!

In the Nine Hells, all the nobles, they will meet fair Rarity! They will see I'm just as beautiful in the Nine Hells! I will corrupt him, my Prince Charming, and how powerful he must be! He shall treat me like a lady, soon right here in the Nine Hells!

This is what we've dreaded for, to be in the Worst Place Ever!

Each of us will fear our dreams, forever in the nine hells, in the nine hells!

I have been dreaming, I've been waiting, to fight with those brave devils. The Dark Ministers, their daring tricks, flaying men and slaying kings! Fighting armies of thousands, they have hearts as cold as dimonds! The Minstry will see me right here in the Nine Hells!

All we've feared about, all we've cried, our eternal nightmare!

Finally we will be undone, right here in the nine hells, in the nine hells!

I am here in the Nine Hells, for they fight the best battles! But the one thing it was missing was a demon named Pinkie. For I am the best at at fighting, all the devils will agree. Soulies crying, devils dieing, all from me at the Nine Hells!

Slaughter and maddness in the hells, the nine hells

In the Nine Hells, with Asmodeus, its where I'm going to be.
In a temple of dark magic, I shall say what I have learned and seen. It is going to be so special, him taking time just for me!

This will be the worst place ever!

Into the hells we must go, we're ready now, it's all aglow

Into the hells, let us go and have the best night ever

Into the Hells, now's the time, we're ready and you look fine

Into the Hells, make new friends

Into the Hells, buy some souls

Into the Hells, corrupt my prince

Prove I'm great as a Minister is

To make!

To buy!

To scout!

To prove!

To fight!

To talk!

Into the Nine Hells, into the Nine Hells! And we'll have the best time ever! In the Nine Hells!

Warning: because of the subject matter, may not be be best for those who dislike mild cursing. Also, I like Applejacks part the most, guess why?

[Beacon of Chaos]

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Bargle is a Jedi character in my longest running party. I'm not sure why I was envisioning an attack by a horde of Jedi explorers, but a rocket launcher does seem like the appropriate counter-measure...

Ooer.

That's sort of frightening.

I'll be on the lookout for an army of Jedi clones then.

So, y'know, same as usual.

It's the beret isn't it? There's something 'bout a girl in a beret...

The beret, plus the manestyle, plus the sweater, plus the cute little shoes, plus it's Rarity. It's a winning combo.

And while we're on the subject of hats...

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Okay, so this was part of a bet, actualy. I had to corrupt a pony song for a guy working with a D&D group. The theme? The Nine Hells, silly!

That's crazy and funny at the same time. I like Pinkie's part, if only for "soulies".

[Soralin]

You posted that awful gif of AJ being all cute and adorable It may have influenced my ranking of her, giving her an edge over Pinkie.

Mmm.. So you can be influenced by cute gifs, you say?

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[Deadly]

Mmm.. So you can be influenced by cute gifs, you say?

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That one's the ultimate in cuteness.

But attractiveness is not just about being cute. It might have helped a little for AJ, but I don't think Fluttershy being cute could surprise me

[Aotrs Commander]

If the other two participants are removed, "I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!" fits almost too well.

Whelp, I know what I'm gonna do for the actual convention photo now...

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(Telepathically as to keep her out of trouble)
So, Hopereaver. How much fun was that and how much am I paying for any pictures and footage?

'S on the house. *sends security feeds*

You say something Hopereaver?

Nope.

[Thanqol]

Took a while, but my story is now on EqD. I'm not sure if maybe people expect it to be more of a Luna/shipping story than it is, though. I hope that doesn't taint their view of it.

So far looks good :)

Congratulations! Well earned.

Ok, you've now got me intruiged enough that I might eventually even read the final product. (Something I very very rarely do, only really with that "Yours Truly" of yours and a couple of the more net-infamous fics so far).

Thank you, that means a lot. These are all likely to be human stories and the ideas contain my bid to be a successful published author. We'll see if any pony flows downstream while the restructuring is taking place.

[Alabenson]

I need some help for a fic I'm currently planning out; what are some good names that Pinkie Pie might give an amnesiac pony?

As thanks in advance, here's a cute Fluttershy .gif

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[Pokonic]

I need some help for a fic I'm currently planning out; what are some good names that Pinkie Pie might give an amnesiac pony?

As thanks in advance, here's a cute Fluttershy .gif

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Blank Slate?

Funny Head?

Oh, and any cutesy name relating to the state she found him or her in is pure pinkie gold.

[Alabenson]

Blank Slate?

Funny Head?

Oh, and any cutesy name relating to the state she found him or her in is pure pinkie gold.

Thank You! Blank Slate is perfect for what I have planned.

[Pokonic]

Huzzah! Heh, now, I can only ask: can those interested get a little more information about what your planning, exactly?

[Anarion]

As promised/threatened (delete as appropriate), pictures!

Special Aotrs Inept Attemt To Cheer Up SiuiS Marginally Edition!

First off, the nonpony-related final Strayvian Dominion Legion models painted (i.e the ones I showed CGI model pictures of some weeks back):

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Magma’s Ire Blistering Castigation Main Battle Tank platoon with a mixed platoon of one Ash Abomination Lava Spite Scout AFV and two Hell Blast Lava Spite Anti-Aircraft Artillery AFVs.



A Heavy Assault group, consiting of two Incandescent Outrage Heavy Tanks backed up by a Atrocious Eruption Blistering Castigation Anti-Aircraft Artillery Tank.



A recon platoon of three Seething Scoria Attack Skimmers.



And finally, an Invidious Obsidian APC with it's attendant infantry squad.

And onto the Humorous Pictures! (Well, picture, anyway.)

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Really, it was hard to say who was more surprised.

And finally, for something novel:

A Caption Competition!!! (Ala Have I Got News For You).

The prize is like, I dunno, the heady glow of knowing you're, like the funniest person or something. (Extra mega ultra bonus points for Humorous Photoediting, if so inclined.)

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Well there's always the straight out of the show quote: You want whining? Thiiis is whining

Or we could try all three of them
Rarity: Well, that will show those ruffians what's what
Pinkie: Yeah, that's what those meanie-wheenie aliens get for coming to cut us to pieces!
Twilight: *facehoofing* Peace, Pinkie. They said they came in peace.

Whelp, I know what I'm gonna do for the actual convention photo now...





'S on the house. *sends security feeds*

You say something Hopereaver?

Nope.

I'm confident this will work out for the best.

Also, that teleported package you sent me that was ticking had a return address. I think it was sent in error, so you should be getting it back shortly...

Took a while, but my story is now on EqD. I'm not sure if maybe people expect it to be more of a Luna/shipping story than it is, though. I hope that doesn't taint their view of it.

So far looks good :)

Congratulations.

[Tvtyrant]

Someone needs to draw the Mane 6 all in berets.

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Best I could find.