My Little Pony XLV: Thanqol's Reign Of Terror Party Hour

[MCerberus]

Pssht. Hostile takeovers are no fun. Coating everything in hats is all the rage these days.

*gives everything a hat. everything*

Suddenly, Pony Fortress 2.

[Luka]

Hey, since everyone else is staging a takeover, I ought as well reveal...

This.


Some of you might recognize this as a ground-based variation on the Stellar Converter. In layman's terms: Don't get in my airspace, for thou art crunchy and taste good with giant yellow beam weapons of instant death.

Seems like a RTS command center

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He will join us or die, my master.

Wait, when'd I get my own personal Darth Pinkie?

Yeah-no
...You don't have warexplosions, who do you think I am?

[Mabn]

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NNNNNahss s s s s Ahuchakakakakakak | hIhIhIhIHi
hrarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk | hIhIhIhIHi
heheheheheOroror | crrgggg
(Most accurate translation of laugh possible with an english alphabet)

I have no reason to conquer ponythread, I just love laughing!

[thubby]

Pssht. Hostile takeovers are no fun. Coating everything in hats is all the rage these days.

*gives everything a hat. everything*

*looks at legion of top-hat wearing gummies*
we need canes, and ragtime music. NOW!

[Beacon of Chaos]

Suddenly, Pony Fortress 2.

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Aaaaaand while I'm here... Image dump! Beautiful pony edition!

Wanna see something incredible?

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RAINBOW DASH WITH GLASSES!
RAINBOW DASH WITH GLASSES!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Those eyes. Those bedroom eyes.

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Beautiful AJ (large image)

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Stylish!

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[Deadly]

Oooooooh! Biowarfare. Impressive. Sadly, I am still charge of consonants according to the OP...


Thus I am immune to your word-based virus. I am eager to see what this virus does though. Very good evil laugh too.

Also Soras Teva Gee is spelt wrong, hence I am keeping the title of Supreme Overload!... for a while longer.

I am upset at losing the title of best pony princess. I am also surprised at myself for that.

Thanks, but...

1. Consider the implication: You own all consonants, my virus infects entirely through consonants, you should therefore be immediately exposed without having to interact with my post or Thanqol first.

2. Are you really sure you want to know what the virus does? I knew full well there were likely to be a lot of ponythreaders with immunity to biological weapons, just take our dear lich as an example, so I made sure the effect of the virus would be... shall we say, interesting for all involved, regardless of their being infected themselves or not.

I feel so delightfully evil

[Siosilvar]

Seems like a RTS command center

Turn-based, sorry. It's from one of the top 5 or so games (I'd say, anyway) of all time: Master of Orion II.

Don't think you'd like it though, you seem more into actiony type stuff. Plus the Windows version is crazy full of bugs if you're running anything more recent than Win98.

Yeah-no
...You don't have warexplosions, who do you think I am?

Well you're not Kamina, that's for one.

Oh, that reminds me; I don't think anyone's brought up the new Ponycraft II trailer. This is just the SCII: Heart of the Swarm trailer audio played over pony scenes, but I'm curious to see what a real pony RTS would look like.

[Maxtronaut]

*looks at legion of top-hat wearing gummies*
we need canes, and ragtime music. NOW!

Consider it done!

*Readjusts new tophat. Throws canes down at gummies. Blasts this over the airship radio.*

[Soras Teva Gee]

Well you did sorta manage it. Though some ponies still need to edit their quoting of an evil laugh.

Of course we're not disputing it. Everyone knows he'll make a great C3P0.

That's who you meant... right?

Of course, Leia isn't prissy enough to be pony princess.

Also Soras Teva Gee is spelt wrong, hence I am keeping the title of Supreme Overload!... for a while longer.

Go ahead.

[Pokonic]

... Well, considering the only other people who got to make demands of this thread had "Miniskirts" and "I'll get back to you" as their dictates, you're actually the least ineffective conqueror we've had.

On that note, I'm instituting a new rule:

Before conquering or attempting to conquer Ponythread, any prospective tyrant must make it known what he intends to do with a conquered Ponythread.

I'll call it the "Frivolous coup" clause.

Well, just saying, the moment you slip up will be the moment that I come to power. So, yeah, a warning.

Bwahahahaaaah!

None shall defeat the Great and Powerful Me! For I am best pony princess! Other than Luna! And... maybe Derpy!

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..... Welp, this is it. I am turning in my spikey hat and giving up. I will be honest and will say that I cannot top anything that bubble-butt over there can do.

The great beast has come, devourer of worlds.

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Why, that creature is adorable!

You are my current Best Ponythreader for that

Wait, forget that part about leaving the running. I have a supporter! That's like, one more person supporting me than anyone else has!

over here, I'm not a bronie

Amusingly, that was actualy sort of directed to you.

[Siosilvar]

Here's your miniskirt, you don't have to wear it if you bring tribute, as described in the OP. Who you bring said tribute to is currently being debated. With lasers.

I bring tribute to myself! That counts, right? I think I've enough lasers for the time being.

Personally I think all these takeovers and conquests are part of Thanqol's master plan, whatever that may be.

So, "murder Thanqol" would be my recommendation.

Also, he was the carrier, so maybe it'll reverse the effects? Whatever.

I think that's reasonable. We've attempted murdering him on more suspect grounds. I don't think I'll be able to participate, though; the viswv qfqla rd smer hd bvsoy vja G'ue things to do here.

...well, shoot. Add another thing to my list.

Also, it occurs to me that it's been far more than an hour. Even happy hour only lasts three or four; why is reign of terror party hour going on so long? I didn't think the time-distortion was that severe. Though if it is... take a note, new Darth Pinkie assistan- wait, am I turning evil? Is that why I got a Darth? This might be a more complicated situation than I thought. Luckily, I have a solution.

*flips alignment tables*
DOWN WITH THE uh, what was I saying again? Oh right, miniskirts. Must put that on; I am Lawful, after all.

[Aotrs Commander]

Well, glad to see you've all succumbed to complete madness again in my absence, though you are improving on the Evil Laughter front.



As expected, no pictures today, so you will have to wait for that "honour."

[thubby]

could my evil laugh really be anything else?

[Beacon of Chaos]

Thanks, but...

1. Consider the implication: You own all consonants, my virus infects entirely through consonants, you should therefore be immediately exposed without having to interact with my post or Thanqol first.

2. Are you really sure you want to know what the virus does? I knew full well there were likely to be a lot of ponythreaders with immunity to biological weapons, just take our dear lich as an example, so I made sure the effect of the virus would be... shall we say, interesting for all involved, regardless of their being infected themselves or not.

I feel so delightfully evil

1. Own and control. I moved them out of the way for later use. The letters I'm using now? Actually soy-based consonant substitutes. The consonants you are using? Covered with poison joke pollen. Have fun with that.

2. Well now I MUST know what it does. After I retreat to my protected underground bunker.

Which I must first build. Jackbots! Get to work!

Well you did sorta manage it. Though some ponies still need to edit their quoting of an evil laugh.

Speaking of which, it looks like you've got a broken quote tag yourself.

[Luka]

Turn-based, sorry. It's from one of the top 5 or so games (I'd say, anyway) of all time: Master of Orion II.

Don't think you'd like it though, you seem more into actiony type stuff. Plus the Windows version is crazy full of bugs if you're running anything more recent than Win98.

oh
Only turn-based one that I know is Heroes of Might and Magic anyways

Well you're not Kamina, that's for one.

Of course I'm not, I don't just know out of nowhere how does the universe work, and if I had a gunmen it'd be 2/3 of the time puking energy out

Amusingly, that was actualy sort of directed to you.

You know I actually came here cuz I was not a bronie and didn't actually understand why bronies are bronies, then I was like "meh there's no war" and that's why I'm not one

[Soras Teva Gee]

Speaking of which, it looks like you've got a broken quote tag yourself.

Fixed it Now.

[Deadly]

1. Own and control. I moved them out of the way for later use. The letters I'm using now? Actually soy-based consonant substitutes. The consonants you are using? Covered with poison joke pollen. Have fun with that.

Even before I revealed my dastardly plan?

Hmm, Poison Joke...? Luckily this is but a simple clone. It will indeed be fun to watch.

2. Well now I MUST know what it does. After I retreat to my protected underground bunker.

Which I must first build. Jackbots! Get to work!

Since you asked...

Thanqol didn't know just how close he was to the terrible truth, when he translated the consonants VRBF as VOREBIFY... let me give you a, ahem, taste

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Oh yes, once my little virus gets going, it'll give all those infected a sudden and growing obsession with the thought of being swallowed, eaten and/or digested by lovely pastel colored equines, and will feel an overpowering urge to share that obsession with everyone else in the form of art, fanfics or whatever outlet they can find.

Obligatory Evil Laugh!

[gooddragon1]

*goes invisible*
*music moving along with him*

[Pokonic]

You know I actually came here cuz I was not a bronie and didn't actually understand why bronies are bronies, then I was like "meh there's no war" and that's why I'm not one

.... You post almost no where else besides this thread or the roleplays, has a ponytar, and come here for advice and such about your sister&co.

Your crazy to say your not.

[Soras Teva Gee]

.... You post almost no where else besides this thread or the roleplays, has a ponytar, and come here for advice and such about your sister&co.

Your crazy to say your not.

I imagine Luka as sorta like a pony running in daily Herd stampede with firmly shut eyes screaming that he's not a pony and we all just humor him.

[Tvtyrant]

.... You post almost no where else besides this thread or the roleplays, has a ponytar, and come here for advice and such about your sister&co.

Your crazy to say your not.

Have you been e-stalking Luka?

[otakuryoga]

Did someone say Army of Darkness?
no? well, I don't care.. I am posting this anyway.

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[Soralin]

Turn-based, sorry. It's from one of the top 5 or so games (I'd say, anyway) of all time: Master of Orion II.

Don't think you'd like it though, you seem more into actiony type stuff. Plus the Windows version is crazy full of bugs if you're running anything more recent than Win98.

oh
Only turn-based one that I know is Heroes of Might and Magic anyways

The windows version thing isn't a problem, you can just use dosbox, the Good Old Games versions are set up to just use that so they work on modern operating systems: http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/master_of_orion_1_2

But to give you an idea:

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Hmm, and in the process of hunting down images, I noticed there's a couple of let's play of Master of Orion 2, here on the forums:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=185710
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138104

And to keep this somewhat on-topic:

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[SiuiS]

Awww, I guess half-changelings don't get to conquer anything...

"Yuss! Join our rebellion, sister Blue Topaz!"

Pssht. Hostile takeovers are no fun. Coating everything in hats is all the rage these days.

*gives everything a hat. everything*

"I have my hat back thank yooooouuuuu T~T" *aurasnuggles*

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NNNNNahss s s s s Ahuchakakakakakak | hIhIhIhIHi
hrarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk | hIhIhIhIHi
heheheheheOroror | crrgggg
(Most accurate translation of laugh possible with an english alphabet)

I have no reason to conquer ponythread, I just love laughing!

Impressive! And laughter is fun!

Even before I revealed my dastardly plan?

Hmm, Poison Joke...? Luckily this is but a simple clone. It will indeed be fun to watch.



Since you asked...

Thanqol didn't know just how close he was to the terrible truth, when he translated the consonants VRBF as VOREBIFY... let me give you a, ahem, taste

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Oh yes, once my little virus gets going, it'll give all those infected a sudden and growing obsession with the thought of being swallowed, eaten and/or digested by lovely pastel colored equines, and will feel an overpowering urge to share that obsession with everyone else in the form of art, fanfics or whatever outlet they can find.

Obligatory Evil Laugh!

"What?"
What?

What?!

@___@

Deadly Wins.


"I've never been so glad to be imaginary..."

[Tvtyrant]

Even before I revealed my dastardly plan?

Hmm, Poison Joke...? Luckily this is but a simple clone. It will indeed be fun to watch.



Since you asked...

Thanqol didn't know just how close he was to the terrible truth, when he translated the consonants VRBF as VOREBIFY... let me give you a, ahem, taste

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Oh yes, once my little virus gets going, it'll give all those infected a sudden and growing obsession with the thought of being swallowed, eaten and/or digested by lovely pastel colored equines, and will feel an overpowering urge to share that obsession with everyone else in the form of art, fanfics or whatever outlet they can find.

Obligatory Evil Laugh!

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Cannibal ponies... My God.

[Luka]

.... You post almost no where else besides this thread or the roleplays, has a ponytar, and come here for advice and such about your sister&co.

Your crazy to say your not.

You've been stalking me or something?

I don't really find much else to do anyways

And no I'm not since I don't even watch the show or even images, I'm just Early-Late Stage 2, all I talk bout my sister is how she teases me for being that and not Stage 1

I imagine Luka as sorta like a pony running in daily Herd stampede with firmly shut eyes screaming that he's not a pony and we all just humor him.

odd...I've been thinking myself like a tank driving inside a group of trucks...Or an A-10 flying above it

[Pokonic]

I imagine Luka as sorta like a pony running in daily Herd stampede with firmly shut eyes screaming that he's not a pony and we all just humor him.

Have you been e-stalking Luka?

You've been stalking me or something?

I don't really find much else to do anyways

And no I'm not since I don't even watch the show or even images, I'm just Early-Late Stage 2, all I talk bout my sister is how she teases me for being that and not Stage 1

....... Err, the "Find all posts by x" link exists on the profile page for a reason, abelt probably not that one.

[Beacon of Chaos]

Even before I revealed my dastardly plan?

Yes! I thought that far ahead!

...well okay, no, I already had plenty of consonants of my own, so I dumped the new ones in the garage.

Since you asked...

Thanqol didn't know just how close he was to the terrible truth, when he translated the consonants VRBF as VOREBIFY... let me give you a, ahem, taste

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Oh yes, once my little virus gets going, it'll give all those infected a sudden and growing obsession with the thought of being swallowed, eaten and/or digested by lovely pastel colored equines, and will feel an overpowering urge to share that obsession with everyone else in the form of art, fanfics or whatever outlet they can find.

Obligatory Evil Laugh!

Ahahahahaha! That's hilarious!

...

Oh, and, um, totally wrong. Yeah.

And to keep this somewhat on-topic:

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Pretty :o

[Merellis]

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Cannibal ponies... My God.

I'll be honest, I laughed.

[Pokonic]

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Cannibal ponies... My God.

Oh gosh, the books and the soda bottle ( hint: The Alicorns must be Crazy)made this. "Flava Flaves rhyming dictionary"? "How to Love And Tolerate Your Racist Friends?"