My Little Pony XLV: Thanqol's Reign Of Terror Party Hour

[Trixie]

Also, one thing I wanted to ask, someone tried to send me PM. Was it something important...?

[Kurgan]

Is that a challenge?

That reminds me of the 'shortest story ever' joke, combining four best selling elements, religion/sex/nobility/mystery :P

My Little Pony....and we call it "The Aristocrats"

[Kairaven]

Is that a challenge?

That reminds me of the 'shortest story ever' joke, combining four best selling elements, religion/sex/nobility/mystery :P

"'Oh my Goddess!' said the princess, 'I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it?'"



edit: I figure I should express my disappointment at the vastly reduced quality of the current OP. Please imagine that I currently have the best "I am disappoint" face on that I could muster.

[Trixie]

...

Actually, I meant this one...

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"My Celestia!" cried Cadence, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it!"

[Kairaven]

...

Actually, I meant this one...

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"My Celestia!" cried Cadence, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it!"

Oo! Oo! Is it Twilight? I bet it was Twilight! In the library. With Luna's book.

... wait, that was Trixie.


oh! It must be Crysalis!

sudden disturbing mental image of just what a chageling's.... yea, gonna cut that idea off before it fully realizes itself.

[MilesTiden]

*walks in*

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been around! I've mostly just been hanging out around the IRC. So, how are things going in this here fine thr-

Oo! Oo! Is it Twilight? I bet it was Twilight! In the library. With Luna's book.

... wait, that was Trixie.


oh! It must be Crysalis!

sudden disturbing mental image of just what a chageling's.... yea, gonna cut that idea off before it fully realizes itself.

... What is this I don't even what.

Right, back to drawing crappy pictures of buffalo...

*about face and flee*

[Trixie]

Hmmm...

Now I wonder if 'It must be Chrysalis!' would fit Amish's challenge well enough

[Sean Mirrsen]

Oo! Oo! Is it Twilight? I bet it was Twilight! In the library. With Luna's book.

... wait, that was Trixie.


oh! It must be Crysalis!

sudden disturbing mental image of just what a chageling's.... yea, gonna cut that idea off before it fully realizes itself.

There are places on the internet where searching for a "Chrysalis flower" doesn't net you images of a plant...

[Beacon of Chaos]

Also, one thing I find to be mildly funny, if I dared to change one letter in title, no matter how good the reason, the same usual 5 posts on first page would scream [LOVE & TOLERANCE]. Who wants to bet they won't say one thing this time?

Thanqol gets away with it because he's Thanqol. No one else could (except maybe Lixie or Bleakbane).

For what it's worth, I would have prefered a regullar thread instead of this tyranny.

Down with Thanqol! Fight the Power! Vote Diego Havoc for Ponythread President!

Hidden agenda? Not at all!

oh! It must be Crysalis!

sudden disturbing mental image of just what a chageling's.... yea, gonna cut that idea off before it fully realizes itself.

...

...extra holes?

[Thanqol]

Thanqol gets away with it because he's Thanqol. No one else could (except maybe Lixie or Bleakbane).

For what it's worth, I would have prefered a regullar thread instead of this tyranny.

Down with Thanqol! Fight the Power! Vote Diego Havoc for Ponythread President!

Hidden agenda? Not at all!

Well, this man makes a compelling argument. I concede. I hereby transfer all powers of Ponythread Tyrant to Diego Havoc.

List your demands. I shall make them a reality.

[Aotrs Commander]

Well, this man makes a compelling argument. I concede. I hereby transfer all powers of Ponythread Tyrant to Diego Havoc.

List your demands. I shall make them a reality.

*skullpalm*

You...really don't get this whole "tyranny" thing, do you, Thanqol?

I am disappointed in you, really I am. *shakes heads sadly*

Also, isn't ponythread only supposed to self-destruct during the week I'm away... Bit early, this year, aren't you, chaps and chapesses?

[Thanqol]

*skullpalm*

You...really don't get this whole "tyranny" thing, do you, Thanqol?

I am disappointed in you, really I am. *shakes heads sadly*

Also, isn't ponythread only supposed to self-destruct during the week I'm away... Bit early, this year, aren't you, chaps and chapesses?

Oh... Can I make you ponythread tyrant instead? Watch you closely, get some pointers?

[Aotrs Commander]

Oh... Can I make you ponythread tyrant instead? Watch you closely, get some pointers?

Well, I dunno, I'd have to think ab-yeah okay then!

Now, see, the first thing you need to do when becoming a tyrant is to laugh manically, mad with power.

Muha.

Muhaha.

Muhahahahahahahaha!

[Thanqol]

Well, I dunno, I'd have to think ab-yeah okay then!

Now, see, the first thing you need to do when becoming a tyrant is to laugh manically, mad with power.

Muha.

Muhaha.

Muhahahahahahahaha!

Ahahahahha. Heh. Hahah! *Cough, sputter* Wahaha!

Man, you're good at this!

[Deadly]

LV, TLRT, PNF!

VRBF!

Wrtng vrbfd, dcnsnntfd b dffcltfd

[Trixie]

*hands out 2 doses of cough syrup*

I call it 'Iron (yet caring) Hoof Tyranny principle' :E

[Thanqol]

Hmmm...

LOVE, TOLERATE, PONIFY!

VOREBIFY!

Writing verbified, diconsonantfied be difficultfied

What if I try spellcheck...

LOVE, TOLERATE, PERSONIFY!

REFORTIFY!

Writing verified, inconsonance be difficulty

And maybe if I translation party it...

Symbol of love symbols bear bear victory! REFORTIFY! Inconsonance difficulty, write verify.

[Beacon of Chaos]

Well, this man makes a compelling argument. I concede. I hereby transfer all powers of Ponythread Tyrant to Diego Havoc.

List your demands. I shall make them a reality.

Ahahahaha! Yes! I have my demads here!

*pulls out a dusty notepad with "what I want when I rule the world" written on it*

Okay, first things first, all female Ponythreaders will be required to wear sexy miniskirts! Secondly-

Oh... Can I make you ponythread tyrant instead? Watch you closely, get some pointers?

Wait, what?

Well, I dunno, I'd have to think ab-yeah okay then!

Hey! So totally not fair! I was right in the middle of demanding!

Now, see, the first thing you need to do when becoming a tyrant is to laugh manically, mad with power.

Muha.

Muhaha.

Muhahahahahahahaha!

Pff. Easy.

Ahah....

Ahahahahaha!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What else you got?

[Thanqol]

Ahahahaha! Yes! I have my demads here!

*pulls out a dusty notepad with "what I want when I rule the world" written on it*

Okay, first things first, all female Ponythreaders will be required to wear sexy miniskirts! Secondly-


Wait, what?


Hey! So totally not fair! I was right in the middle of demanding!


Pff. Easy.

Ahah....

Ahahahahaha!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What else you got?

Ohhhh. You're also good at this. *Adds the new rule to the constitution*

[Deadly]

Hmmm...



What if I try spellcheck...



Makes perfect sense.

That's pretty awesome ^^

Though apparently it doesn't know how to "ponify" or "verbify"... or "deconsonantify" (which of course should have been devowelify, or... probably disenvowel ) or "difficultify".

[Thanqol]

That's pretty awesome ^^

Though apparently it doesn't know how to "ponify" or "verbify"... or "deconsonantify" (which of course should have been devowelify, or... probably disenvowel ) or "difficultify".

Clearly it's disavoweled.

I'm also a little worried about Vorebify.

Also Translation Party cracked the code.

Symbol of love symbols bear bear victory! REFORTIFY! Inconsonance difficulty, write verify.

[Deadly]

Clearly it's disavoweled.

I'm also a little worried about Vorebify.

Also Translation Party cracked the code.

*mind disabled*

[TheAmishPirate]

This has got to be the most bizzare form of government I've seen: Tyrannical Anarchy.

@Thanqol: How much information would you need/want for my character to get a good theme going? In addition to backstory and character description, I can offer notable scenes and stories from the campaign, as well as my own insights after playing the little bugger for a year.

[Thanqol]

This has got to be the most bizzare form of government I've seen: Tyrannical Anarchy.

You know how they said Democracy was the worst form of government, except all the others have been tried?

They didn't try THIS!

PONYTHREAD: BETTER THAN DEMOCRACY

@Thanqol: How much information would you need/want for my character to get a good theme going? In addition to backstory and character description, I can offer notable scenes and stories from the campaign, as well as my own insights after playing the little bugger for a year.

More is better, as I reserve the right to disregard or reinterperet my source material radically. Post it in my drawthread so I can easily reference it.

[TheAmishPirate]

You know how they said Democracy was the worst form of government, except all the others have been tried?

They didn't try THIS!

PONYTHREAD: BETTER THAN DEMOCRACY

*adds Political Science to the list of ponythread topics*

More is better, as I reserve the right to disregard or reinterpret my source material radically. Post it in my drawthread so I can easily reference it.

Thanks, and will do. You'll have a good pile of stuff to draw from, I can tell you that much.

[Beacon of Chaos]

Ohhhh. You're also good at this. *Adds the new rule to the constitution*

Yosh!


Searching for miniskirt on Ponibooru turns up nothing. I am disappoint. "Skirt" turns up some stuff, very little SFW. And I am at work. ._.

This'll do...

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[SlyGuyMcFly]

*adds Political Science to the list of ponythread topics*

Hasn't PolSci been a ponythread topic ever since the ponyconomics discussions?

[Aotrs Commander]

Ahahahaha! Yes! I have my demads here!

*pulls out a dusty notepad with "what I want when I rule the world" written on it*

Okay, first things first, all female Ponythreaders will be required to wear sexy miniskirts! Secondly-

Tsk, tsk.

Amateur.

A real tyrant knows to oppress everyone, rather than any one subset, so that all all miserable in terror - and more importanly, so that you do not focus too much on anyone group, leaving another to quietly gain strength and take over when you're not looking!

Hey! So totally not fair! I was right in the middle of demanding!

I rest my case!

Pff. Easy.

Ahah....

Ahahahahaha!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What else you got?

*sigh*

If you insist...

*ahem*

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First ponythread!

Then the world!

And then:

THE MULTIIIVEERRRSSSSE!!


AAAHH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Note the throwing back of the head while laughing, it's very important.

It's a real shame I don't have a mic on the Earth PC (and more time than I probably have today, seeing as I should be gearing up for Expo tomorrow), or I could give you a proper demonstration. Especially since everyone else is out. Eh. *shrug*

[SlyGuyMcFly]

A real tyrant knows to oppress everyone, rather than any one subset, so that all all miserable in terror - and more importanly, so that you do not focus too much on anyone group, leaving another to quietly gain strength and take over when you're not looking!

So what you're saying is... Miniskirts for all ponythreaders?

[Luka]

...Yeah, I like Luna after watching that ep (...Well, half of it anyways, had to go sleep and now have to go college)