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    Blades laughed so hard, she fell over backwards.

    "Ya... really... Ya really... Really never..." She took a deep breath to try to get back under control. "Ya really never had bread rolls? Really, they're so simple! This reminds me of that Luka fellow not knowin' about bits!"

    She headed into the back room and returned with some nice, large rolls. "There ya are."
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    "Yea! Your ma!" He cackled thinking he was hilarious with his 'your mom' joke. This prompted Gearstride to give him an Indian rope burn on his leg. "Ah ahhh ow...I is not tellin's you nathin'! Oooowoooogaah!"

    "Do you ponies have someplace you can put him while he waits all night for his 'masters' to try and save him? Preferably this would be close to somewhere he can be dangled upside-down in the morning when they don't."
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    "Do you ponies have someplace you can put him while he waits all night for his 'masters' to try and save him? Preferably this would be close to somewhere he can be dangled upside-down in the morning when they don't."

    "We have an airship,"
    Gearstride shrugged before relenting on the indian rope burn and moving on to another leg.

    "Owwaahh....my masters will comes for me, thens you will'a be sorry!"

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    Blades laughed so hard, she fell over backwards.

    "Ya... really... Ya really... Really never..." She took a deep breath to try to get back under control. "Ya really never had bread rolls? Really, they're so simple! This reminds me of that Luka fellow not knowin' about bits!"

    She headed into the back room and returned with some nice, large rolls. "There ya are."
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    [Sandy - Things Get Worse]

    All throughout this exchange, Sandy opted to hang a pace or two behind Daniel. And opted not to jump in and add things to the story. Just sat and listened, while his mind raced on various ways they could maybe not be horribly dead if this vampony (likely their Miss M) made a move on them.

    When all was said and done. he sheepishly scratched his head. "Daniel? I don't suppose y'managed t'smuggle a tea set in here?" Because a little humor always helped defuse situations, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAmishPirate View Post
    [Sandy - Things Get Worse]

    All throughout this exchange, Sandy opted to hang a pace or two behind Daniel. And opted not to jump in and add things to the story. Just sat and listened, while his mind raced on various ways they could maybe not be horribly dead if this vampony (likely their Miss M) made a move on them.

    When all was said and done. he sheepishly scratched his head. "Daniel? I don't suppose y'managed t'smuggle a tea set in here?" Because a little humor always helped defuse situations, right?
    "Liquids don't go in my bag. Long story involving twigs.

    As for your questions: Yes, better that than his heart, and me.

    Anyways, we've got all we need, let's hit the road, shall we?"
    Secretly, he's reeeeally hoping M contests him on that suggestion.
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    The Spice Club Backroom Storage

    And suddenly there was a crash through a window from above. "I got your message brother I--" Looking up would reveal on the catwalk, a slender pretty young unicorn mare with red fur, a rosewood red mane and tail, orange-red eyes, a black headband with a small bow (surprise color!) on her styled mane, and red wine colored peacoat. Obviously she had a favorite color (its totally green man). She also sported a fierce, confused and all around angry expression at the messy scene below.

    "What in all of Tartarus is going here? I demand an explanation!"
    She barked after a second later a fast blur of red appeared fifteen feet away from them on ground floor. A hint of an equivalent to a ponyfied word for Spanish accent in her voice. She glowered equally at everypony.


    "Be careful sister....they may be vampire slayers...well maybe this one,"
    He gestured at Daniel and kept himself in a submissive shoulder slump from the glaring of this mare.

    Her eyes quickly flashed to Daniel whilst keeping the other two in mind. "Explanation. Now."
    Rainbow just stares back. Her stance does not shake as she is not afraid of any pony, alive, dead, nor undead.



    "That's good, if you have for room for seconds, there's still some leftover in the pan,"
    Aubade smiled and gestured at the brownie pan on the counter.
    "Ah think this is all of the sweet pony food Ah can handle for a day. Thank ye anyway." Lochbed nommed on some more brownie. Then she draped her hooves over Ember's shoulder. "Ember, ye are so lucky ta had such a gud servant."

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    Sunny hugs Hover.

    "I'm Sorry Hover. It was great to see you again." Sunny says, hugging her friend as tightly as possible.

    Hover submits to the hug. She uncharacteristically does not protest. Instead there is something else happening that is a shocker. She partly hugs back with a slightly bend leg. "It was great. I'll miss you. Everyday."

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    Vampy Shenanigans

    (Actually, he called for his sister during his interrogation ;D )

    The mare listened for moment rolling her eyes at some parts not caring for the sarcasm and douchiness right now, maybe on Tuesdays but not today. "Zephyr get your flank over here!"


    "Waah...o-okay sister,"
    He gulped and scrambled and dashed over to her.

    "I feel like I'm only getting half of this bull**** sounding story and I'd like the whole story, especially one without an obviously biased slant, that this fool boy isn't even trying to hide,"
    She gestured for Zephyr to lower his head since he was like twice her size. She then touched her horn on his head as it glowed for a second. There was a swooshing noise, her eyes going all white for a second, and then it was done.

    She then gave Zephyr a smack across the face. "You're an idiot." Zephyr submissively touched his cheek and backed down.

    She then turned back to Daniel in disbelief. "Seriously? You ran a stake through his ****? What the **** is wrong with you? Who does that?"

    "Well you three ****ers aren't going anywhere until I get my questions answered, its only fair after the terror session this miserable gelding maker ran. Keep your offer for a trip to get medical attention, he doesn't need it. So you can stop being sarcastic ***hole about it.

    You may need it though if my questions aren't answered. And from what I saw in the memories, you stand no chance against me in combat, amateurs. Pfft. I spit at it."
    She spat on the ground.

    The mare exasperatedly sighed and ran her hoof down her face. "So, everyone, let's get this ****ing pow wow going, now. And get me my ****ing spot of tea."

    [and le me a waitin for Orzel and Amish]
    "I don't drink tea unless it comes from Long Peninsula." Her statement hints to her drinking problem subconsciously. Rainbow "uncorks" the bottle of rum and sniffs it. "This sniff like tea... if you squint with your nose, vamp."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel
    "Ah think this is all of the sweet pony food Ah can handle for a day. Thank ye anyway." Lochbed nommed on some more brownie. Then she draped her hooves over Ember's shoulder. "Ember, ye are so lucky ta had such a gud servant."
    Ember smiled and nuzzled Lochbed and then looked over at Aubade. "Yea, I am lucky to have such a great servant and friend." Aubade returned his smile with a small one of her own.



    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel View Post
    Rainbow just stares back. Her stance does not shake as she is not afraid of any pony, alive, dead, nor undead.

    "I don't drink tea unless it comes from Long Peninsula." Her statement hints to her drinking problem subconsciously. Rainbow "uncorks" the bottle of rum and sniffs it. "This sniff like tea... if you squint with your nose, vamp."

    "Yeaaaaaaa, no."




    Quote Originally Posted by Kelvin360 View Post
    "Liquids don't go in my bag. Long story involving twigs.

    Anyways, we've got all we need, let's hit the road, shall we?"
    Secretly, he's reeeeally hoping M contests him on that suggestion.

    "I said get in a ****ing pow wow, now. I know you're not deaf you ****. I will really show you what a tan hide looks like,"
    She barked.


    Quote Originally Posted by TheAmishPirate View Post
    [Sandy - Things Get Worse]

    All throughout this exchange, Sandy opted to hang a pace or two behind Daniel. And opted not to jump in and add things to the story. Just sat and listened, while his mind raced on various ways they could maybe not be horribly dead if this vampony (likely their Miss M) made a move on them.

    When all was said and done. he sheepishly scratched his head. "Daniel? I don't suppose y'managed t'smuggle a tea set in here?" Because a little humor always helped defuse situations, right?
    She stared at Sandy and sniffed the air in his direction. "You're the one I saved in the alley, aren't you? Get over here, please.

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    "landing on top of enemies is better"
    "I wouldn't know about that. I don't so much fly as ah...toss."

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    Daniel just looks slightly amused. "You know, Zephyr, your sister is blowing your story about being 'protectors' and 'good guys' to three different levels of pony hell. All your violence is telling me is that our response was justified. But what the hay, maybe my going into detail will give you a chance to cool off.

    First of all, we're only here in the first place because your brothers-in-fang are going on killing sprees that affect us, directly. Now your brother said that you two are working against said killing spree-ers, which will become relevant in a moment.

    Secondly, picture this for, me if you will: The most obvious vampire in the world lures somepony into a dark room and when you get there, you see some poor sap getting his blood drained. What, like we should have just said 'Oops, wrong door, let's totally ignore this for no reason'? A mighty 'screw that', I say thee.

    Thirdly, and most important in this trio, you may notice that you're in a room consisting of yourself, four ponies, and another vampire. As opposed to the situation of yourself, four ponies, and a pile of dust that this could've turned into twice. You're welcome.

    Now onto relevance. We've got our own reasons for wanting the local bad coven taken down, and in the increasingly-more-difficult-to-believe case that Zephyr's telling the truth about you two, I am currently absolutely fine with letting you two go fight your own war. Like I said, we have what we came for - answers. Hay, we might have even offered assistance, us and the crew and the several paladins I have lying around. But I doubt we're getting anything out of you besides smoke and death threats, so unless you want to waste your time fighting amateurs who, I cannot stress remotely enough, had the means and opportunity to make you an only child twice, but not only did not, just offered him medical assistance, or have a civil conversation...our exit is stage left.

    So no. I'm not caving to your bloody pow wow or whatever you want to call it. I'm bidding you a pleasant evening."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benson View Post
    She stared at Sandy and sniffed the air in his direction. "You're the one I saved in the alley, aren't you? Get over here, please.
    Sandy glanced nervously at his two teammates, before turning back to Miss M with an audible gulp. "Uh, yes'm." He trotted forward, every fibre of his being telling him this was a Bad Idea. Still, she saved him once, so she probably wasn't going to do anything to him now, right?

    Right?

    ...unless of course their teammate goes and tells off the vampony. Sandy shot Daniel a despairing, "why the hay would you say that" look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAmishPirate View Post
    Sandy glanced nervously at his two teammates, before turning back to Miss M with an audible gulp. "Uh, yes'm." He trotted forward, every fibre of his being telling him this was a Bad Idea. Still, she saved him once, so she probably wasn't going to do anything to him now, right?

    Right?

    ...unless of course their teammate goes and tells off the vampony. Sandy shot Daniel a despairing, "why the hay would you say that" look.
    She narrowed her eyes and watched Sandy come over until he was right next to her. She removed his bandage and spat on her hoof and rubbed it against his bite marks as his neck began to mend. "There, I've closed off the connection to the vampony who made those marks. Laypony's terms, they don't have your 'scent' anymore, you're less likely to die now." Her expression softened into something motherly, until Daniel spoke again, then it went back to its default annoyed.



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    Daniel

    Daniel just looks slightly amused. "You know, Zephyr, your sister is blowing your story about being 'protectors' and 'good guys' to three different levels of pony hell. All your violence is telling me is that our response was justified. But what the hay, maybe my going into detail will give you a chance to cool off.

    "All my violence? Dude, shut up you're the one who--"
    He found himself cut off when his 'sister' put a hoof over his mouth to shut him up.

    First of all, we're only here in the first place because your brothers-in-fang are going on killing sprees that affect us, directly. Now your brother said that you two are working against said killing spree-ers, which will become relevant in a moment.

    Secondly, picture this for, me if you will: The most obvious vampire in the world lures somepony into a dark room and when you get there, you see some poor sap getting his blood drained. What, like we should have just said 'Oops, wrong door, let's totally ignore this for no reason'? A mighty 'screw that', I say thee.

    "I say thee, thou art an ignorant ass, but thou knows that already I'm sure,"
    She rolled her eyes but let him go on.

    Thirdly, and most important in this trio, you may notice that you're in a room consisting of yourself, four ponies, and another vampire. As opposed to the situation of yourself, four ponies, and a pile of dust that this could've turned into twice. You're welcome.

    "Yes, you're right about that, about Zephyr that is,"
    She turned to Sandy and smiled. "Thank you very much, for your kindness and capability of mercy and reasoning." She tapped her horn and then head with a hoof. "You do not know how grateful he is to you. As of such, he is now in owing of you of a favor to complete within his reasonable capabilities."

    Now onto relevance. We've got our own reasons for wanting the local bad coven taken down, and in the increasingly-more-difficult-to-believe case that Zephyr's telling the truth about you two, I am currently absolutely fine with letting you two go fight your own war. Like I said, we have what we came for - answers. Hay, we might have even offered assistance, us and the crew and the several paladins I have lying around. But I doubt we're getting anything out of you besides smoke and death threats, so unless you want to waste your time fighting amateurs who, I cannot stress remotely enough, had the means and opportunity to make you an only child twice, but not only did not, just offered him medical assistance, or have a civil conversation...our exit is stage left.

    So no. I'm not caving to your bloody pow wow or whatever you want to call it. I'm bidding you a pleasant evening."[/COLOR]

    "Look, I know we've gotten waaaay off the wrong hoof. But you do not know what you are really dealing with yourself. Don't think you're hot **** just because you beat up a heavily incredibly weakened vampony because you caught him by surprise,"
    She cocked a brow, her eyes still narrowed. Zephyr tried to give a look of indignation, but twas true.

    "I'm under loads of stress right now, dealing with a fool brother, dealing with a ****tard like you right now, and to top it off, a ****ing coven of Luna knows how many vamponies who want to start **** up in MY town, yea, we're having a ****ing pow wow, AND THEN you can go off and get your ass slaughtered because you feel the need to be a cocky little **** who thinks he knows his ****."


    She softly sighed and tilted her head and went into a zen sort of 'ooooom'. "Alrighty then, first question, who the in the **** are you three?" She asked in a blissful tone.
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    Ember smiled and nuzzled Lochbed and then looked over at Aubade. "Yea, I am lucky to have such a great servant and friend." Aubade returned his smile with a small one of her own.
    Lochbed accepted the nuzzle. "Aw that is sweet.... Is this dinner?"




    "Yeaaaaaaa, no."

    ""Aaaww."



    "I said get in a ****ing pow wow, now. I know you're not deaf you ****. I will really show you what a tan hide looks like,"
    She barked.




    She stared at Sandy and sniffed the air in his direction. "You're the one I saved in the alley, aren't you? Get over here, please.
    Rainbow gasps. Was this vampony responsible for her being able to see Sandy alive again? "So you were there."

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    Daniel just looks slightly amused. "You know, Zephyr, your sister is blowing your story about being 'protectors' and 'good guys' to three different levels of pony hell. All your violence is telling me is that our response was justified. But what the hay, maybe my going into detail will give you a chance to cool off.

    First of all, we're only here in the first place because your brothers-in-fang are going on killing sprees that affect us, directly. Now your brother said that you two are working against said killing spree-ers, which will become relevant in a moment.

    Secondly, picture this for, me if you will: The most obvious vampire in the world lures somepony into a dark room and when you get there, you see some poor sap getting his blood drained. What, like we should have just said 'Oops, wrong door, let's totally ignore this for no reason'? A mighty 'screw that', I say thee.

    Thirdly, and most important in this trio, you may notice that you're in a room consisting of yourself, four ponies, and another vampire. As opposed to the situation of yourself, four ponies, and a pile of dust that this could've turned into twice. You're welcome.

    Now onto relevance. We've got our own reasons for wanting the local bad coven taken down, and in the increasingly-more-difficult-to-believe case that Zephyr's telling the truth about you two, I am currently absolutely fine with letting you two go fight your own war. Like I said, we have what we came for - answers. Hay, we might have even offered assistance, us and the crew and the several paladins I have lying around. But I doubt we're getting anything out of you besides smoke and death threats, so unless you want to waste your time fighting amateurs who, I cannot stress remotely enough, had the means and opportunity to make you an only child twice, but not only did not, just offered him medical assistance, or have a civil conversation...our exit is stage left.

    So no. I'm not caving to your bloody pow wow or whatever you want to call it. I'm bidding you a pleasant evening."
    "That is rude, Daniel.proper order is introduction then bad mouthing."

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    Sandy glanced nervously at his two teammates, before turning back to Miss M with an audible gulp. "Uh, yes'm." He trotted forward, every fibre of his being telling him this was a Bad Idea. Still, she saved him once, so she probably wasn't going to do anything to him now, right?

    Right?

    ...unless of course their teammate goes and tells off the vampony. Sandy shot Daniel a despairing, "why the hay would you say that" look.
    Rainbow hops in front of Sandy and offers Miss M a hoof to shake. "Name's 2nd LT Rainbow Pepper. Sandy is under my jurisdiction so I we be fielding questions directed toward him."
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    "I wouldn't know about that. I don't so much fly as ah...toss."
    "oh well, I guess you haven't seen anypony then landing hard enough on another one with enough force to create craters? I've practiced a lot for that..."

    So then Aisis just catches a bit of air.
    "are you going for lunch or something?...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel View Post
    Lochbed accepted the nuzzle. "Aw that is sweet.... Is this dinner?"
    "Uhm, no, I'll making dinner later, right now was just for a yummy lunch treat," She explained.


    ""Aaaww."

    Rainbow gasps. Was this vampony responsible for her being able to see Sandy alive again? "So you were there."

    'Yes."


    "That is rude, Daniel.proper order is introduction then bad mouthing."

    Rainbow hops in front of Sandy and offers Miss M a hoof to shake. "Name's 2nd LT Rainbow Pepper. Sandy is under my jurisdiction so I we be fielding questions directed toward him."
    She accepts her hoofshake but is still on the tense side being this was the mare who suggested to burn her brother.

    "If these were other, better circumstances, I'd say its a pleasure to meet you, but for now, I acknowledge your current reasonable behavior. Miss Pepper."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luka View Post
    "oh well, I guess you haven't seen anypony then landing hard enough on another one with enough force to create craters? I've practiced a lot for that..."
    "Well uhhh...I have, actually but...it doesn't end well for the lander. Didn't, rather."

    So then Aisis just catches a bit of air.
    "are you going for lunch or something?...."
    "My, it is getting late into the afternoon, isn't it?"

    "...Do you have a sudden feeling Daniel's doing something stupid, or just me?"

    "Z...Daniel is always doing something stupid."

    ---

    Daniel

    Once Miss M calms down visibly, he goes from snarky idiot to concerned/friendly diplomat in literally a blink.

    "Sorry about that, Miss. I find it usually helps to vent, though, especially in a situation like this." He bows. "Daniel 'Feathergrin' Jovus, at your service."

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    She narrowed her eyes and watched Sandy come over until he was right next to her. She removed his bandage and spat on her hoof and rubbed it against his bite marks as his neck began to mend. "There, I've closed off the connection to the vampony who made those marks. Laypony's terms, they don't have your 'scent' anymore, you're less likely to die now." Her expression softened into something motherly, until Daniel spoke again, then it went back to its default annoyed.
    "Uh, thanks ma'am." Sandy felt his neck where his bandage had been. In all the confusion, he'd forgotten the wound was even there. He relaxed...marginally.


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    "Yes, you're right about that, about Zephyr that is," She turned to Sandy and smiled. "Thank you very much, for your kindness and capability of mercy and reasoning." She tapped her horn and then head with a hoof. "You do not know how grateful he is to you. As of such, he is now in owing of you of a favor to complete within his reasonable capabilities."
    Sandy bashfully kicked at the floor, failing to contain the dopey grin slowly growing across his face. "Shucks. I mean, I'm flattered 'n all, ma'am, but I was just doin' my job. Killin' monsters is just a means, th' lives of ponies is what's important 'n all. An' besides, wouldn't have been able to if'n you hadn't saved my hide last night."

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    She softly sighed and tilted her head and went into a zen sort of 'ooooom'. "Alrighty then, first question, who the in the **** are you three?" She asked in a blissful tone.
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    Rainbow hops in front of Sandy and offers Miss M a hoof to shake. "Name's 2nd LT Rainbow Pepper. Sandy is under my jurisdiction so I we be fielding questions directed toward him."
    Any further rambling was (thankfully) cut off by the intervention of his commanding officer. Sandy leaned forward to offer his own hoof from behind Rainbow, trying not to look at the flank she practically just threw in his face. "Sargent Sandy Shores. An' I guess the 2nd Lieutenant's answerin' anythin' beyond that."
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    "We have an airship,"
    Gearstride shrugged before relenting on the indian rope burn and moving on to another leg.

    "Owwaahh....my masters will comes for me, thens you will'a be sorry!"
    "Sounds as good a plan as any. C'mon, I don't like to stay in this cemetery any more than the next sane pony," Silverpine said, dragging their prisoner firmly.
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    "Well uhhh...I have, actually but...it doesn't end well for the lander. Didn't, rather."
    "strange, I do it all the time" Though taylor could see his wings were a bit larger than normal, up to Kelvin if he though it was the teenager colt's generation trait or training or something.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kelvin360 View Post
    "Well uhhh...I have, actually but...it doesn't end well for the lander. Didn't, rather."
    "it's noon...."
    "man....no clouds? besides me, who's actually a bit annoyed because of that?"

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    "Hahah, sounds all interesting, mMmmm. Well maybe I'd like to know what color your eyes are that you behind sunglasses,"
    He smirked and drank his bourbon.
    Unknown. Hay Bale replied. She lowered her shades down the bridge of her nose. Her eyes were... multicolor, actually. There was teal, and yellow, and pink, and brown, something like amber and flecks of ruby red.

    ... Uh, okay, that was... weird. Probably the best description possible would be 'crystalline'.
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    "Uhm, no, I'll making dinner later, right now was just for a yummy lunch treat," She explained.

    "So what do we do now. Ah am bored. "

    'Yes."




    She accepts her hoofshake but is still on the tense side being this was the mare who suggested to burn her brother.

    "If these were other, better circumstances, I'd say its a pleasure to meet you, but for now, I acknowledge your current reasonable behavior. Miss Pepper."
    "Pleasure to meet you as well. Sorry about the condition we met in and the action before it. I take full responsibilty." states Rainbow. "Now of the other vamps. What are their motives?"
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    Hover submits to the hug. She uncharacteristically does not protest. Instead there is something else happening that is a shocker. She partly hugs back with a slightly bend leg. "It was great. I'll miss you. Everyday."
    "I'll miss you too. I hope I can see you again sometime. You were probably my best friend as a foal." Sunny says, not letting go of the hug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luka View Post
    "strange, I do it all the time"
    "Well ya know, not everypony's got a built-in landing system."

    "it's noon...."
    "man....no clouds? besides me, who's actually a bit annoyed because of that?"
    "...Not me, for sure."

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    "I take full responsibilty." states Rainbow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAmishPirate View Post
    -snip-

    Sandy bashfully kicked at the floor, failing to contain the dopey grin slowly growing across his face. "Shucks. I mean, I'm flattered 'n all, ma'am, but I was just doin' my job. Killin' monsters is just a means, th' lives of ponies is what's important 'n all. An' besides, wouldn't have been able to if'n you hadn't saved my hide last night."

    "Mmmm, that's an interesting food for thought moment there,"
    She narrowed her eyes for a moment in thought and left it that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Amish

    Any further rambling was (thankfully) cut off by the intervention of his commanding officer. Sandy leaned forward to offer his own hoof from behind Rainbow, trying not to look at the flank she practically just threw in his face. "Sargent Sandy Shores. An' I guess the 2nd Lieutenant's answerin' anythin' beyond that."

    "Mmm, Second Lieutenant Rainbow, and Sargent Sandy Shores, I am Miss M, but from I gather, you three already guessed it. And don't ask for my real name in case you're wondering, for I know it not anymore,"
    She started to calm down, she needed that bitch-fest she just had.


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    Daniel

    Once Miss M calms down visibly, he goes from snarky idiot to concerned/friendly diplomat in literally a blink.

    "Sorry about that, Miss. I find it usually helps to vent, though, especially in a situation like this." He bows. "Daniel 'Feathergrin' Jovus, at your service."

    Hopefully not in a literal sense...
    She eyes him suspiciously, he's either trying to fool her here, or he's bi-polar, she kept her guard around him still.

    "I find it difficult right now to accept that as a response of genuine sincerity given the sudden turnabout of your behavior,"
    She closed her eyes and counted to five.

    "Alright, I have your names now. So, that leads to the next question. What are you three? And don't be cheeky and say 'ponies' or something else as smart ass like. You're obviously not just civilians."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grif View Post
    "Sounds as good a plan as any. C'mon, I don't like to stay in this cemetery any more than the next sane pony," Silverpine said, dragging their prisoner firmly.
    "Right," Gear nodded as she helped dragged their annoying prisoner who still kept yelling.
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    "Heheheh.....Looks like some little ponies took Grubbers, hopefully they'll kill him, little bastard gets on my nerves."

    "Yes, well we can hope. But for now, we consider the plan, that bitch who appeared the other night.....simply put it, we need to kill her. Pest Control if you may, along with any other buggers who want to play hero too. This is our town now boys and gals and the livestock is fresh, fresh, fresh."

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    Unknown. Hay Bale replied. She lowered her shades down the bridge of her nose. Her eyes were... multicolor, actually. There was teal, and yellow, and pink, and brown, something like amber and flecks of ruby red.

    ... Uh, okay, that was... weird. Probably the best description possible would be 'crystalline'.

    "Oh my, how colorful they are, hahah...Mmmm"
    He murmured softly and took another drink of bourbon. At this point, Hay Bale would more than have noticed the similarities between this Mister Balboa Shag and Fox Trot. Like an older version without the constant annoyed expression Fox had around her all the time. Hay straw for thought.
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    "So what do we do now. Ah am bored. "

    "We could snuggle?"
    Ember suggested with a little smile, he was really trying to take Sweet Victory's words to heart.

    "Pleasure to meet you as well. Sorry about the condition we met in and the action before it. I take full responsibilty." states Rainbow. "Now of the other vamps. What are their motives?"
    "Frankly, I'm not one you should be apologizing too, I'm not the one who was tortured," She shook her head and considered the next question. "Food."

    Zephyr in the meanwhile was looking crestfallen, sure his physical wounds healed and his stallionhood fine, but he was now just traumatized. He looked over at Blitz who was just sleeping right now and trotted over to him and opted for cleaning him up and getting him comfortable. He was tempted to lick the wounds clean.

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    "Sounds as good a plan as any. C'mon, I don't like to stay in this cemetery any more than the next sane pony," Silverpine said, dragging their prisoner firmly.

    "And would you like me to stick around and see if he's a bit more talkative,"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benson View Post

    "Mmmm, that's an interesting food for thought moment there,"
    She narrowed her eyes for a moment in thought and left it that.



    "Mmm, Second Lieutenant Rainbow, and Sargent Sandy Shores, I am Miss M, but from I gather, you three already guessed it. And don't ask for my real name in case you're wondering, for I know it not anymore,"
    She started to calm down, she needed that bitch-fest she just had.

    She eyes him suspiciously, he's either trying to fool her here, or he's bi-polar, she kept her guard around him still.

    "I find it difficult right now to accept that as a response of genuine sincerity given the sudden turnabout of your behavior,"
    She closed her eyes and counted to five.

    "Alright, I have your names now. So, that leads to the next question. What are you three? And don't be cheeky and say 'ponies' or something else as smart ass like. You're obviously not just civilians."

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    "Frankly, I'm not one you should be apologizing too, I'm not the one who was tortured," She shook her head and considered the next question. "Food."

    Zephyr in the meanwhile was looking crestfallen, sure his physical wounds healed and his stallionhood fine, but he was now just traumatized. He looked over at Blitz who was just sleeping right now and trotted over to him and opted for cleaning him up and getting him comfortable. He was tempted to lick the wounds clean.
    "We are monster hunters as somepony said. Well Sandy and I are." explains Rainbow. Technically they are. Though vampires are not on their usual list of thing to blow up. "Though we rarely deal with pony sized foes."



    "We could snuggle?"
    Ember suggested with a little smile, he was really trying to take Sweet Victory's words to heart.
    Lochbed stared at Ember. She was surprised that he would initiate like that. "In the bedroom so Awbade can clean." Then she hops away to the stairs ascending.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel View Post
    Lochbed stared at Ember. She was surprised that he would initiate like that. "In the bedroom so Awbade can clean." Then she hops away to the stairs ascending.
    "Right," He said licking her cheek before she hopped away. Meanwhile he limped away with support from his crutch.

    "Be careful young master, with your leg, especially if you're going to be snogging, I mean snuggling." Aubade said with a bow as she began to put the leftovers away in a container to put in the refrigerator.

    Ember blushed hearing what he was going to do aloud by another pony but quietly nodded and limped away and headed up stairs.
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    "I'll miss you too. I hope I can see you again sometime. You were probably my best friend as a foal." Sunny says, not letting go of the hug.
    The petite pink pegasus patted the nurse's back. "Before I had Blaze, all I had was you and Mr. Grue. I'll miss you soooo much." says Hover.

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    "Right," He said licking her cheek before she hopped away. Meanwhile he limped away with support from his crutch.

    "Be careful young master, with your leg, especially if you're going to be snogging, I mean snuggling." Aubade said with a bow as she began to put the leftovers away in a container to put in the refrigerator.

    Ember blushed hearing what he was going to do aloud by another pony but quietly nodded and limped away and headed up stairs.
    Ember would walk into the room with Lochbed on the bed. Her tail ponited to the door as he laid on her side with her back facing the stallion. Her head turn to show those slightly closed sexy eyes. "Ember. Ah'm cold again."
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    Ember would walk into the room with Lochbed on the bed. Her tail ponited to the door as he laid on her side with her back facing the stallion. Her head turn to show those slightly closed sexy eyes. "Ember. Ah'm cold again."
    He flushed now that he thought about this, b-but, they were just going to snuggle, it was a couple thing right? It passed time without feeling wholly unproductive. He bashfully smiled noting how sexy-cute she looked right now.

    "Cold you say? You should wrap yourself in a blanket then, haha..I'm kidding..."
    He limped over to the bed and rested his crutch against it as he climbed on and laid next to her and put on a leg over her.

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    "Oh my, how colorful they are, hahah...Mmmm"
    He murmured softly and took another drink of bourbon. At this point, Hay Bale would more than have noticed the similarities between this Mister Balboa Shag and Fox Trot. Like an older version without the constant annoyed expression Fox had around her all the time. Hay straw for thought.
    Hay Bale doesn't know Fox Trot that well. Though she'd have noticed the physical similarities long before. Glad you approve. She winked and put her glasses back up.
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