A Thorn In The Hand OOC

[Malak'ai]

Yes they can fight to a certain degree and yes, they were asigned to accompany you in trying to get to Coalition held territory.

[Marlowe]

Sorry about the b---hing guys. A bad streak of luck is always more frustrating in PbP than on the tabletop, because of the much longer wait to get another go.

[Malak'ai]

Well... The dice roller seems to be working in your favour again... At least I think it is .

[Machuchang]

Does Eleanora have enough room for a charge?

[Malak'ai]

Yep, your 15' away from him, you only need 10' to charge.

[Machuchang]

Excellent. Is that enough counting the lance? Or can I only use a sword?

[Malak'ai]

That's with the lance as well... And damn... I forgot you had that... .

[Machuchang]

That's with the lance as well... And damn... I forgot you had that... .

Yupp. Just wait 'til I get Spirited Charge. Oh! Can the horse attack if I use a lance?

[Malak'ai]

Yupp. Just wait 'til I get Spirited Charge. Oh! Can the horse attack if I use a lance?

I was actually just checking to see if you had SC already or not . And yes, Valor acts on your initiative.

[Machuchang]

Perfect. Just perfect.

Wish me luck, folks!

EDIT: Let's hope that orc has low AC.

DOUBLE EDIT: Crap.

[Malak'ai]

You only just missed . And I'm he was lucky that your didn't crit, as that roll would have taken him right out .

[Machuchang]

@Malak'ai: Hehe. Eleanora's a tank, but she can stack on the damage if she has too.

[Malak'ai]

And when you get Spirited Charge it'll be even more, then combine it with Power Attack and a magical lance and I might just have to start optimizing monsters

[Machuchang]

@Malak'ai: You appear to have read my mind Feat-wise for the next few levels...

Hmm... It's been a while since I fought some optimized monsters. How long until they start killing us before we were born?

[D_Man_7733]

I think that depends... how long did it take you to realise those halflings stole your lungs?

[Machuchang]

I think that depends... how long did it take you to realise those halflings stole your lungs?

...Too long. Looks like I'm not optimized enough.

Yes, I am talking without lungs.

[Marlowe]

And we still never caught that Dire Hummingbird.

[Machuchang]

How can we if we don't have lungs?

Wait... Does Simba have lungs?

[Malak'ai]

@Malak'ai: You appear to have read my mind Feat-wise for the next few levels...

Hmm... It's been a while since I fought some optimized monsters. How long until they start killing us before we were born?

Hmmm... Not sure... Playing with the time stream has unforseen consequences... Like travelling back to Roswell in 1947 and ending up sleeping with your grandmother

I think that depends... how long did it take you to realise those halflings stole your lungs?

That's not the only thing they've stolen .

[D_Man_7733]

OH NO MY HATS! They bluffed me into thinking they were dire hummingbirds... HAAAALFLIIIINGS!!

[Marlowe]

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

[Malak'ai]

OH NO MY HATS! They bluffed me into thinking they were dire hummingbirds... HAAAALFLIIIINGS!!

It's not your hat the Halflings after

[Machuchang]

That's not the only thing they've stolen .

OH NO MY HATS! They bluffed me into thinking they were dire hummingbirds... HAAAALFLIIIINGS!!

Oh. I was worried that they stole something else.

EDIT:

It's not your hat the Halflings after

Oh. Well shucks.

[Malak'ai]

Oh. I was worried that they stole something else.

EDIT:

Oh. Well shucks.

Always make sure your belts done up nice and tight around Halfling's .

[Machuchang]

Always make sure your belts done up nice and tight around Halfling's .

Are we just going to get less and less subtle the longer this goes on? Cuz I'm totally down for that.

[Malak'ai]

Are we just going to get less and less subtle the longer this goes on? Cuz I'm totally down for that.

What do you mean? How else do you think they get the leather for their slings?

[Marlowe]

I know I like my halfings done up nice and tight.

[Machuchang]

I know I like my halfings done up nice and tight.

Well keep them like that. I need my lungs back.

[D_Man_7733]

... that...that... that... NO!


I'm assuming a reflex check may be in order... or are you going to keep it from me until it would provide really embarassing and ruin my credibility when I make a bluff check you really wish wouldn't succeed.

[Malak'ai]

... that...that... that... NO!


I'm assuming a reflex check may be in order... or are you going to keep it from me until it would provide really embarassing and ruin my credibility when I make a bluff check you really wish wouldn't succeed.

I wouldn't do anything like that ... Well... Not unless it was really, really funny .