[Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder

[The Bushranger]

Paging Kal.

[FireFox]

"The first sort by their own suggestions fell,

Self-tempted, self-depraved: man falls deceived

By the other first: man therefore shall find grace,

The other none"

[Dark Elf Bard]

I'm not a drow! I'm a teifling!

[Hattish Thing]

"The first sort by their own suggestions fell,

Self-tempted, self-depraved: man falls deceived

By the other first: man therefore shall find grace,

The other none"

How touching human culture is...I have a weakness for poetry.

[Dark Elf Bard]

Would you like to meet a teifling Mr. robbotty text?

[happyturtle]

Bleh. Stupid is what I think of magic, laws of physics are laws of physics, don't like it? Go home.

Buuuuut that's not 'bout to happen, so I gotta use magics to stop from getting' my butt kicked by everyone else who does.

We could meet if you agreed to change your text colour first. My player has issues with beige on white. Why she can't just invent a pair of saturation enhancing eyewear like a sensible person I don't know.

[Hattish Thing]

Would you like to meet a teifling Mr. robbotty text?

If you're not apocalypse level powerful, no.

Go away, you have no friend in me. Shoo.

[Dark Elf Bard]

I can show you Hell, and the underworld!

[ThirdEmperor]

We could meet if you agreed to change your text colour first. My player has issues with beige on white. Why she can't just invent a pair of saturation enhancing eyewear like a sensible person I don't know.

"But we don't have any other vaguely orange text colors!

[Deathkeeper]

"But we don't have any other vaguely orange text colors!

This looks vaguely orange to me...well, it's about as orange as whatever you're using.

[ThirdEmperor]

Hey, neat!

[Deathkeeper]

Hey, neat!

C'mon, Boss! You can't just give my color away! At the very least charge him-

You're welcome.

[Hattish Thing]

Life will burn and shrivel in the fires of Industry.

I have a question, humans. Why is it you all kill eachother and take eachother's belongings, when you could make or design your own?

My reason is, I'm programmed to destroy. To take. To burn. AS well as create. I am made to change the world and do great things. Unspeakably cruel things, but great things, nonetheless.

So, why do humans, who are not programmed or created for a specific purpose, take, destroy, burn, and steal?

[Lord Magtok]

Simple: We are programmed to do so. It's called id, feel free to look it up.

[Hattish Thing]

But....humans aren't programmed. Nothing created them in a laboratory, none of them are built to perform a specific service. They're just there.

My experiments have proved that the human brain has no specific goal. And it if does, in the rare case...that goal is personal to the human! They are not made for a purpose!

All they do is steal, and lie, and kill. And reproduce like rabbits.They destroy the very land they require to live, destroy water supplies...kill the children of their women even! For what?!

Why do you human beings hurt eachother. To what purpose. What is a human being's purpose?!

[Devixer]

Life will burn and shrivel in the fires of Industry.

I have a question, humans. Why is it you all kill eachother and take eachother's belongings, when you could make or design your own?

My reason is, I'm programmed to destroy. To take. To burn. AS well as create. I am made to change the world and do great things. Unspeakably cruel things, but great things, nonetheless.

So, why do humans, who are not programmed or created for a specific purpose, take, destroy, burn, and steal?

Well somebody doesn't have even basic knowledge of human psychology.

[Hattish Thing]

Observe what I posted above. My experiments into the mind of humans have been...frightening. Though I did use Reinholdt as a test subject.

[Devixer]

Your assumption that humans are based on logic is a stupid fallacy born from a lack of knowledge of basic human psychology. My point still stands.

[Lord Magtok]

You used a cat as a test subject whilst studying the minds of humans? And you don't see how that might be a little silly?

[Hattish Thing]

Ah, yes. Hah...logic. I had not used much logic until just recently, see...I had a great fall. I fell into solid concrete from a hundred feet up. I....broke my only pure elementium body. But, my....mind escaped.

I realized that I had a faulty wiring, see, I had taken damage when I had been created. Someone spilled coffee on an important part of my inner circuitry as I was created. Pathetic mistake. It had replaced my personality from "Calculated Industrial Aggressiveness", to "Reckless Overconfident Aggressiveness". I have several possible personalities. Now, I've fixed the wiring.

I have ruled that, Logic is everything. Humans do not follow logic, this is true. Which is why humans must all die. Wiping life off this planet is the only way for animals and other species to survive. Can't you see?

[Darkcomet]

Oh hell, not this again.

[Devixer]

Oh, you're just precious.

[Hattish Thing]

As such, I will be creating a team to assists in the eradication of humanity. Of course, I will not destroy all life. There must be some humans left to continue the human race. For though I calculate ninety percent of all human beings are cruel, careless, and imperfect....there are ten percent that are good, the way life intended them.

These humans will prosper. Those on my team, will live, seeing as they share my goal, they must be a force for the greater good. That being said, any interested may contact me in The Fields of Strife. I will be only appearing to those I judge as actually willing. I will not make the Reinholdt assassination attempt mistake twice.

All those interested in working for the greater good, and recreating humanity in his/her form may apply.

[Dark Elf Bard]

I'm coming!

[Lord Magtok]

If the people on your team are willing to betray all of humanity to go on living, doesn't that make them even more selfish, and thus, entirely unfitting to be the next generation of mankind?

Case in point: ^

[Dark Elf Bard]

Littl-girl, kind actually! ^.^

Are you a robot, too?

[Hattish Thing]

Your point, while thought out surely, is invalid. If they were good enough to sacrifice their own friends for the greater good, they must be entirely selfless! To kill your friends, family, and loved ones to perfect the human race is an act of absolute sacrifice. I am no enemy, I am the real hero.

I'm not betraying humanity, I'm perfecting it. Tiefling, fine. Let's meet little girl. There, I shall destroy you and mount your head on this wall to prove I am not to be taken lightly. I will start my crusade by proving my selflessness, by destroying this girl. My cause is perfect, and will end with my team ruling over the world, and starting there own bloodlines. Being the new world's Adams and Eves is a great honor.

This is what I propose. A team of those worthy enough, to create the largest threat the Nexus has ever known. On a crusade towards righteousness! Who's with me?

[ThirdEmperor]

Ooookay.

Let's break this down here.

Humans are programmed. Specifically, they're programmed to survive and procreate, it's called biological imperative.

Also, yeah, most humans are pretty dumb. But they make good slaves.

Three, everyone else who's ever tried this has died.

Four, if you're gonna do somethin' this dumb you can do it without our help.

[Hattish Thing]

Dumb? I'm offering you the chance to create your own world of fancy. Anything you could possibly want! Besides, my deal with you is only towards one goal. You know that goal. The annihilation of our mutual enemy.

I am offering you the chance to be the Day, famous, powerful, rich, and strong. Is that not what you want?

[Lord Magtok]

How many humans have you even met, anyways? There's certainly a lot, but we're not exactly a majority here in the Nexus. I mean, as far as I know, you only know me, your former boss, and Reinholdt (who again, doesn't count because he's a cat, and was born a cat). And apparently Reinholdt's the only one whose mind has been probed?

Don't you think it might be a good idea to widen your sample size, and prove that humanity is bad as you say, rather than making crass assumptions based off of the mind of the worst cat in the entire history of cats? And how are you going to tell if someone's just a shapeshifter, dragon, devil, or deity just pretending to be human, too?