[Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder

[OrchestraHc]

No, and I don't plan on it...
If you'll look here.

Really? I heard if you get your ticket punched five times you get a free sub.

XoXo Blondie

P.S.

Why not Zoidberg?

The hell is a Zoidberg?

[BladeofObliviom]

The hell is a Zoidberg?

Not even good as a hostage, that's what.

[GrandDM]

You sit tight. I'm gonna go get someone who can do magic.

XoXo Blondie

"He is back, I just saw him."

"Wh^*ere? Brbring hi*(m he^(re! Ple*YT^ase! He ca^*n fix m#5e! Th*e ma^*ge is nO l0Tnger rT^*quired."

((Translation: Where? Bring him here! Please! He can fix me! The mage is no longer required.))

[Hattish Thing]

Not even good as a hostage, that's what.

...I prefer hostages. Remember, Nort?

[Aric Kale]

Note: I did all the work to catch that guy...

[Hattish Thing]

Note: I did all the work to catch that guy...

I am the boss, I take the credit. Suck it up.

[Aric Kale]

I am the boss, I take the credit. Suck it up.

::Translation:: I do nothing, I take the credit. Haha.

[KerfuffleMach2]

A somewhat larger than average space on the wall has just been claimed. By whom? Why, by the weekly weather report!

Nexus Weekly Weather Report
Brought to you by MagMart.

Inside

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Monday: Sunny. High of 69 F (20.5 C), low of 47 F (8.3 C). Chance of rain 0%. Winds NW at 9 mph (14.5 k/h).

Tuesday: Sunny. High of 69 F (20.5 C), low of 51 F (10.5 C). Chance of rain 0%. Winds NE at 7 mph (11.3 k/h).

Wednesday: Mostly Cloudy. High of 68 F (20 C), low of 55 F (12.8 C). Chance of rain 10%. Winds E at 10 mph (16.1 k/h).

Thursday: Scattered Thunderstorms. High of 69 F (20.5 C), low of 53 F (11.7 C). Chance of rain 40%. Winds SE at 10 mph (16.1 k/h).

Friday: Morning Clouds, Afternoon Sunny. High of 70 F (21.1 C), low of 54 F (12.2 C). Chance of rain 20%. Winds SSE at 10 mph (16.1 k/h).

Saturday: Partly Cloudy. High of 72 F (22.2 C), low of 57 F (13.9 C). Chance of rain 10%. Winds ENE at 8 mph (12.9 k/h).

Sunday: Cloudy. High of 75 F (23.9 C), low of 61 F (16.1 C). Chance of rain 10%. Winds E at 9 mph (14.5 k/h).

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Monday: Showers. High of 59 F (15 C), low of 52 F (11.1 C). Chance of rain 50%. Winds W at 18 mph (29 k/h).

Tuesday: Morning Showers. High of 62 F (16.7 C), low of 49 F (9.4 C). Chance of rain 40%. Winds W at 11 mph (17.7 k/h).

Wednesday: Sunny. High of 64 F (17.8 C), low of 49 F (9.4 C). Chance of rain 0%. Winds SSE at 12 mph (19.3 k/h).

Thursday: Sunny. High of 65 F (18.3 C), low of 51 F (10.6 C). Chance of rain 0%. Winds SE at 13 mph (20.9 k/h).

Friday: Sunny. High of 66 F (18.9 C), low of 54 F (12.2 C). Chance of rain 0%. Winds WSW at 8 mph (12.9 k/h).

Saturday: Showers. High of 65 F (18.3 C), low of 51 F (10.6 C). Chance of rain 60%. Winds NW at 13 mph (20.9 k/h).

Sunday: Mostly Sunny. High of 65 F (18.3 C), low of 50 F (10 C). Chance of rain 0%. Winds WNW at 8 mph (12.9 k/h).

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Monday: Sunny. High of 67 F (19.4 C), low of 49 F (9.4 C). Chance of rain 0%. Winds SW at 15 mph (24.1 k/h).

Tuesday: Partly Cloudy. High of 69 F (20.5 C), low of 52 F (11.1 C). Chance of rain 10%. Winds SSW at 11 mph (17.7 k/h).

Wednesday: Mostly Cloudy. High of 70 F (21.1 C), low of 55 F (12.8 C). Chance of rain 0%. Winds NNW at 7 mph (11.3 k/h).

Thursday: Partly Cloudy. High of 71 F (21.7 C), low of 55 F (12.8 C). Chance of rain 0%. Winds NW at 9 mph (14.5 k/h).

Friday: Mostly Cloudy. High of 73 F (22.8 C), low of 54 F (12.2 C). Chance of rain 0%. Winds WNW at 7 mph (11.3 k/h).

Saturday: Partly Cloudy. High of 70 F (21.1 C), low of 53 F (11.7 C). Chance of rain 10%. Winds SSW at 7 mph (11.3 k/h).

Sunday: Partly Cloudy. High of 69 F (20.6 C), low of 52 F (11.1 C). Chance of rain 10%. Winds NW at 5 mph (8 k/h).

[Hattish Thing]

Oh, stop being a pain. Servant. Minion. Hear that, MINION. I OWN you.

[Devixer]

Ah, Zane, is it? At this point, you should probably just update your résumé and find a new gig. Don't bother with notice.

[Aric Kale]

What do you want, a sticker? No one gives a @#!*% ...
Not yet, I want to see how the invasion works out.

[Hattish Thing]

What do you want, a sticker? No one gives a @#!*% ...
Not yet, I want to see how the invasion works out.

A sticker, hah! Nah. I should get one for you, and bop it on your wittle nose. It'll be a bid "D" to remind you you're a dunce, and nothing mroe than my minion, who's brain I FIXED.

[Aric Kale]

A sticker, hah! Nah. I should get one for you, and bop it on your wittle nose. It'll be a bid "D" to remind you you're a dunce, and nothing more than my minion, who's brain I FIXED.

Surprisingly enough, as I believe over half of the Nexus thinks you're an imbecile, and the rest don't know you exist...

[ThirdEmperor]

Oh, stop being a pain. Servant. Minion. Hear that, MINION. I OWN you.

You own nothing. I hereby forbid you to mouth off to Zane ever again. I also order you to apologize.

[Hattish Thing]

Well. Sorry, Zane. I... Am sorry my love.

Happy now?

[Aric Kale]

Much happier.

[ThirdEmperor]

Good. Next time you decide to blather all over the Wall, I'm gonna make you film yourself singing embarassing songs an post it here for all to see.

Cause I am fed up with this.

[Recaiden]

A somewhat larger than average space on the wall has just been claimed. By whom? Why, by the weekly weather report!

Nexus Weekly Weather Report
Brought to you by MagMart.

Who's up for a picnic?

[Hattish Thing]

Now hiring staff members to assist in running the newest and brightest casino around! The Ritzzz Casino and Club, to open in Skyside! To be the hangout of all of Skyside's beautiful people!

The Ritzzz is currently hiring

Bouncers: 4, preferably big and male.

Chorus Girls: 6, female, must sing.

Waiters: 2 any gender to manage the bar.

Strippers: Any gender. For the... Interested audience.

[Aric Kale]

Eh, I could use a job as a bouncer.

[Hattish Thing]

Alright sir. Name?

[Aric Kale]

Okami Kei-Jin. I broke the spine of one of your men early...no hard feelings.

[Hattish Thing]

What men? Wait, what? Your feats do seem to imply your skills.

[OrchestraHc]

And the winner for "Best Opening Line in a Job Interview" goes toooooo...

XoXo Blondie

[The Bushranger]

Who's up for a picnic?

I am!

So am I!

[Devixer]

Totally missed the picnic invite. I'm in as well.

[Hattish Thing]

And the winner for "Best Opening Line in a Job Interview" goes toooooo...

XoXo Blondie

Yes, very intimidating, however we don't have "men". We offer clean dirty entertainment, no funny stuff like that. You're hired anyways. Soon as Skyside comes up, head to the Ritzzz and ask for Mr. Ritz himself.

[Zefir]

Now hiring staff members to assist in running the newest and brightest casino around! The Ritzzz Casino and Club, to open in Skyside! To be the hangout of all of Skyside's beautiful people!

The Ritzzz is currently hiring

Bouncers: 4, preferably big and male.

Chorus Girls: 6, female, must sing.

Waiters: 2 any gender to manage the bar.

Strippers: Any gender. For the... Interested audience.

Shouldn't you just invite people to the bar and THEN make the Job Interview.

Either way, d you mind race? What's the payment?

[Hattish Thing]

Shouldn't you just invite people to the bar and THEN make the Job Interview.

Either way, d you mind race? What's the payment?

No, see, the casino can't be used or walked into until Skyside officially opens! Then we're open for business. And it's not a bar, it's a casino with a bar inside, along with a stage.

Race is not a problem at all. We're welcoming to all, and always have our arms wiiiiiide open no matter what you are. Payment varies per job. What are you interested in... Mr. or Ms...?

[Zefir]

You know, you can still use a bar for that matter or do you just trust writing?

I got some .... very loyal people at hand from differetn race.Waiters and Bouncer would be most fitting. at least one of these people is a female black dragon.