LGBTAitP 26: No Time For Snappy Titles

[KenderWizard]

That would be really nice. Come on, science, figure out how to make it happen!

That would be awesome. MY wife and I wouldn't have to freakin' pay for birth control all the time!!

I know, right? No mess, no fuss, way fewer menstruation products (you'd only buy them while you're actively trying to conceive for the cycles that don't take), and no unplanned pregnancy!

*hugs*
That's tough to deal with. Hope he gets over his cold-thing soon, and good luck to his mum. Is she doing chemotherapy or something?

Surgery first, then see what she needs.

Aww, that totally sucks. Hoping for the best for both of you and his mother.

*hugs* I'm sorry things are going so terribly.

Awww. Hope the both of you get better very soon. *hugs Kender*

*hugs* I'm really sorry about all of that

Thanks for all the hugs and love, ye're all awesome!

[noparlpf]

...disposable... straight razor? What is this heresy?

I had a similar response.

Surgery first, then see what she needs.

Thanks for all the hugs and love, ye're all awesome!

I hope things work out well. Best of luck. *hugs*

[Irish Musician]

...disposable... straight razor? What is this heresy?

I know, I know, I know........ its one of those Mach 3's, or whatever the heck they are. It ain't great, but it works for the most part.

[Heliomance]

I know, I know, I know........ its one of those Mach 3's, or whatever the heck they are. It ain't great, but it works for the most part.

That is NOT a straight razor. That is a cartridge razor. These are straight razors, and they are works of art.

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[Kindablue]

I use a Schick Turbo Stealth Attack Macho 9000 razor, personally.

[golentan]

*hugs* to the kenderhive.

[SiuiS]

Safety razor?

In other news, I need hugs. Partner's mother has cancer, partner and I are leaving her to go back to Ireland and we don't want to have to go, and partner is unwell (not, like, cancer unwell, like sinus infection unwell) so he's stressed about travelling and I'm getting a bit overwhelmed.

Krikey. *hugs!*

I know, I know, I know........ its one of those Mach 3's, or whatever the heck they are. It ain't great, but it works for the most part.

Ah, those are literally razors that are straight (I believe you mean as opposed to the semi-curved head cartridges one can buy), but a straight razor is an old fold-out knife, for your face.

I use a Schick Turbo Stealth Attack Macho 9000 razor, personally.

I use the Venus Vivacious Ménage a Quatre cartwheel 4000.
It's the same thing, but neon pink and with a moisturizer strip.

[noparlpf]

I use a Schick Turbo Stealth Attack Macho 9000 razor, personally.

You ever see "Hancock"? Will Smith as a sort-of superhero, 2008 or so? I want to be able to shave with my fingernails when I grow up. Just because it's so ridiculous.

[Kindablue]

Ah, those are literally razors that are straight (I believe you mean as opposed to the semi-curved head cartridges one can buy), but a straight razor is an old fold-out knife, for your face.

"ONLY APPROVED FOR USE ON FACES"

You ever see "Hancock"? Will Smith as a sort-of superhero, 2008 or so? I want to be able to shave with my fingernails when I grow up. Just because it's so ridiculous.

Would you then be, and I'm not going to do the sunglasses because this doesn't even deserve that, Edward Shaverhands?

[Arachu]

While visiting the hospital earlier (my aunt crashed her boyfriend's dad's truck, but she's fine aside from some bruises), one of the nurses called me ma'am. She didn't even react when I started talking, so I think either my voice is more feminine than I thought or I'm actually androgynous enough for people to have to guess!

There are three places on your body it says you shouldn't use it, and one of those is the face. The "newer/better" model, which is the one I got, doesn't mention that you can't use it on your face, but I'll wait until I actually get it to check and make sure.

The commercials advise using it on your face. @.@

(They might've been talking about a more expensive model with some sort of precision attachment, though... Or people started injuring themselves that way after a while. I think I'm thinking of an earlier one. >.>)

On a similar topic, I've always thought ovulation should be a voluntary action. Why go through all that complicated procedure every month when nothing's gonna happen until I've got a job and some savings, uterus! Take it handy!

This. This right here. We should find a way to make this happen (then make our teeth grow with flouride so we don't get cavities or damage them as often - first, though, that thing ). X3

In other news, I need hugs. Partner's mother has cancer, partner and I are leaving her to go back to Ireland and we don't want to have to go, and partner is unwell (not, like, cancer unwell, like sinus infection unwell) so he's stressed about travelling and I'm getting a bit overwhelmed.

:< *So many hugs*

That is NOT a straight razor. That is a cartridge razor. These are straight razors, and they are works of art.

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*Would totally collect these* @.@

You ever see "Hancock"? Will Smith as a sort-of superhero, 2008 or so? I want to be able to shave with my fingernails when I grow up. Just because it's so ridiculous.

I tried that way back, but I only managed to break some loose ones or something. >.<


~Bianca

[Mina Kobold]

That would be AWESOME!

On a similar topic, I've always thought ovulation should be a voluntary action. Why go through all that complicated procedure every month when nothing's gonna happen until I've got a job and some savings, uterus! Take it handy!

A lot of pain and annoyance could be avoided if more of human biology could be controlled consciously. I hope we can soon get at least things like ovulation down soon, but hair would be amazing to control. ^_^

In other news, I need hugs. Partner's mother has cancer, partner and I are leaving her to go back to Ireland and we don't want to have to go, and partner is unwell (not, like, cancer unwell, like sinus infection unwell) so he's stressed about travelling and I'm getting a bit overwhelmed.

*Many, many hugs.*

That is terrible. I really really hope you will all be all right. Cancer is a terrible thing to experience, especially when you have to be away from the victim.

That is NOT a straight razor. That is a cartridge razor. These are straight razors, and they are works of art.

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Kniiiiiiiiiives~ O_O

Erh, I mean. Those are amazing pieces of artwork.

[Asta Kask]

In other news, I need hugs. Partner's mother has cancer, partner and I are leaving her to go back to Ireland and we don't want to have to go, and partner is unwell (not, like, cancer unwell, like sinus infection unwell) so he's stressed about travelling and I'm getting a bit overwhelmed.

Then you get lots of hugs from Sweden. I owe you a couple of hundred, after all... (I'm sorry, but I can't draw to save my life, so no wonderful cards)

[Taliesin]

In other news, I need hugs. Partner's mother has cancer, partner and I are leaving her to go back to Ireland and we don't want to have to go, and partner is unwell (not, like, cancer unwell, like sinus infection unwell) so he's stressed about travelling and I'm getting a bit overwhelmed.

Damn, that sounds bad.
*Lots of hugs*

*cool razors*

I think that if I tried to shave with these things, I would probably accidentally give myself a new haircut, cut off my ears, eviscerate myself and still be left with some spots that I missed.



As for more positive news, in my country, they are working on a law that would create a new institution that is something like a civil union or PACS or etc. - not quite marriage, but is at least recognized in the eyes of the law and has some benefits (for example, you can adopt the child of your partner but you can't adopt as a couple). Among other things, it seems that this is gender-neutral and people of the same gender can have it too. I think they are still working on it so the details are not very clear and there have been really little news about it and actually I am not sure whether the law will be passed or not.
So yeah, things are rather fuzzy, but at least they are moving.

[noparlpf]

Would you then be, and I'm not going to do the sunglasses because this doesn't even deserve that, Edward Shaverhands?

No, silly, my name isn't Edward.

While visiting the hospital earlier (my aunt crashed her boyfriend's dad's truck, but she's fine aside from some bruises), one of the nurses called me ma'am. She didn't even react when I started talking, so I think either my voice is more feminine than I thought or I'm actually androgynous enough for people to have to guess!

~Bianca

Hey, that's great! Congrats.

[Lentrax]

Thanks for all the hugs and love, ye're all awesome!

I am very sorry to hear about that, hope all gets well for everyone.
*adds more hugs*

I think that if I tried to shave with these things, I would probably accidentally give myself a new haircut, cut off my ears, eviscerate myself and still be left with some spots that I missed.

Like that one really annoying spot right under your ear? I am pretty sure that is the first(and probably last) place I would cut myself with a straight-blade razor.

For now I will just stick with my disposables.

Until we can control our bodily functions with SCIENCE! (or magic, either way, right?) Or not.

[Fragenstein]

I use a Schick Turbo Stealth Attack Macho 9000 razor, personally.

Sounds like a lot of trouble. I just...

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[Ninja_Grand]

While visiting the hospital earlier (my aunt crashed her boyfriend's dad's truck, but she's fine aside from some bruises), one of the nurses called me ma'am. She didn't even react when I started talking, so I think either my voice is more feminine than I thought or I'm actually androgynous enough for people to have to guess!
~Bianca

*Hugs jumping up and down, then a high-five* YAY!


OH! I invited someone here. I was meeting with a conusler and he said that his son has a missarble buddy. Reson? He is in the closet and wants to get out but he cant. Told the conuslers son, and that was well, but a childhood said "Sorry can hang with f#%!%." and stop hanging out.

He wont tell his partents, and they are chiness. I think that makes in wost some how Idk. Told him to send me a PM if he signs up.



Hugs to the Kender Wizard.

[Lycunadari]

*peek*
Umm, hi... haven't talked to you all in a while...

Welcome back!

In other news, I need hugs. Partner's mother has cancer, partner and I are leaving her to go back to Ireland and we don't want to have to go, and partner is unwell (not, like, cancer unwell, like sinus infection unwell) so he's stressed about travelling and I'm getting a bit overwhelmed.

*So many hugs*

While visiting the hospital earlier (my aunt crashed her boyfriend's dad's truck, but she's fine aside from some bruises), one of the nurses called me ma'am. She didn't even react when I started talking, so I think either my voice is more feminine than I thought or I'm actually androgynous enough for people to have to guess!

Congrats!

[EvilAvocado]

LONG time lurker, just got around to making an account.

Thought I'd pop into the one thread where I belong.

Hi everyone! ^_^

[Asta Kask]

Hi!

*Brings out Detect Evil kit.*

[Taliesin]

Hi!

*Brings out Detect Evil kit.*

Is it the IKEA one?

[Mono Vertigo]

Welcome!

Hi!

*Brings out Detect Evil kit.*

... don't we already have a Detect Orientation kit somewhere, too?

[Asta Kask]

Nah. I pointed my IKEA one at the cat and it exploded. I got this cheap on e-bay.

[noparlpf]

LONG time lurker, just got around to making an account.

Thought I'd pop into the one thread where I belong.

Hi everyone! ^_^

Hey, you're the ice-skater, right? Welcome aboard.

[Lentrax]

LONG time lurker, just got around to making an account.

Thought I'd pop into the one thread where I belong.

Hi everyone! ^_^

Hello and welcome to the place where everyone knows your (user)name!
We really do need to use that for a subtitle.

Nah. I pointed my IKEA one at the cat and it exploded. I got this cheap on e-bay.

Hopefully it wasn't from IKEA then...

[The Succubus]

*joins in the glomp pile on Kenderwizard*

Hope your partner + family are back on their feet soon.

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I have a question, probably aimed more at our LGBers than others but...what is it about a certain type of music or a certain band that makes it "gay"? For example, groups such as Abba or Steps are classed as "gay" bands - i.e. listen to predominantly by gay folks. Yet bands with gay and bi members, such as Placebo, make music that falls outside the "gay" spectrum.

Is there such a thing as "lesbian" music or interestingly, "trans" or "asexual" music?

[EvilAvocado]

Hey, you're the ice-skater, right? Welcome aboard.

Haha!
I am!

Thanks for the welcome everyone and don't bother with the IKEA kit, I carry around my standard issue lead sheet with me wherever I go!

I mean I can't be evil! Avocados are so sweet and innocent!

[Asta Kask]

I gave avocado to one of my rats when he was growing old. Lots of fat, easy to digest. Could it have been a cousin that he ate?

[Irish Musician]

That is NOT a straight razor. That is a cartridge razor. These are straight razors, and they are works of art.

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Ah, those are literally razors that are straight (I believe you mean as opposed to the semi-curved head cartridges one can buy), but a straight razor is an old fold-out knife, for your face.

Riiiiiiiiight, cartridge razor. Thank you for the correction. The straight razor is what was used on me when I went to this professional shaver guy......I have to admit, it was quite a nice shave, with the straight razor.

[golentan]

I'll just leave this here.