Jokes from a Necromancer

[Anarion]

This thread is amazing. You guys slay me! Was that one too tired? I suppose it's already got one foot in the grave.

Anyway, you should know that church lawyers are the best way to get rid of undead. They're incredibly skilled at cross-examining.

[Das Platyvark]

It's been a while since I heard any of these. Let me see if I can dig anything up.

[Socratov]

Why I raised my enemy as a skeleton? I had a bone to pick with him...

Why is the skeleton afraid to go outside? Because of his boner

for opening your speech: Dear fellow humans, or as I like to call you: future minions (this should elicit a cough or 2)

I'm sorry I'm late, my mummies got wrapped up in something

What's the problem of a dehydrated corpse? He's on a dry spell

Why i animate kamimaze deer? it's the best bang for buck

Ok, I'm done with being absolutely terrible..

[Chromascope3D]

I don't see how I cadaver read more of these, it's painful enough.

[Pokonic]

Not so much a joke, as a insult:

"Your father was a lump of headcheese and your mother is a extra on The Walking Dead!"

[The Second]

Two ghouls were eating a corpse when the first said, "Hey, I think this cleric was French."
"Nah, all clerics a Swiss," Said the second.
"Why do you say that?"
"Because their all holy."

[Vyrolakos]

"Is it too soon to Necro this thread?"

[Hyena]

You know why sentient undead doesn't like necromancers? Because they are constantly going negative on them!

[OREO]

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