Bartke Campaign

[Dragodar]

Thalmis wastes no time in opening the coffers and relieving them of their contents.

[Dragodar]

Thalmis unzips his fly and releases his scaly dragon weiner. He pees on the floor.

[Dragodar]

Thalmis has been urinating in the same spot for nearly three years, but still his stream shows no sign of slowing.

[Destiny reached]

Each of the coffer lids, with slight resistance, swings open when Dragodar pulls. Though the coffers themselves are layered with dust and cobwebs, their contents are clean and shiny, gleaming from the mystical light that illuminates the room. Gold coins, which the adventurers can estimate to be 500 in number, nearly fill both chests. Ten platinum pieces sit atop one of the piles, while a gold and diamond necklace rests on the other.

Though no entry points besides the one the adventurers walked through earlier appear to be in this room, the magical light almost beckons the group to further search its domain.

[Destiny reached]

Also, Dragodar's urine begins to move in different directions; though the floor is fairly flat, the liquid trickles as though it is on a slope. When it touches the east and west walls, it seeps into the material, and the stream soon completely disappears.

Urine, you're out.