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Hoard wearing zombie disgorging weasel

{TABLE]Size/Type:|Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice:|8d10+45 (92 hp)
Initiative:|5
Speed:|40 ft (8 squares), burrow 40ft
Armor Class:|19 (-1 size,+1 dex, +9 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 18
Base Attack/Grapple:|+8/+19
Attack:|bite +14 melee (1d8+7)
Full Attack:|bite +14 melee (1d8+7) and 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+3)
Space/Reach:|10ft/5ft
Special Attacks:|Zombie spewin', nasty hoard, even nastier skin condition, disease
Special Qualities:|DR 5/magic, Darkvision 60ft, scent
Saves:|Fort +13, Ref +7, Will +2
Abilities:| Str 24, Dex 12, Con 20, Int 5, Wis 11, Cha 1
Skills:|Move Silently +12
Feats:|Great fortitude, Greater toughness, Improved initiative
Environment:|Places where refuse and trash can be found in large amounts
Organization:|Solitary
Challenge Rating:|7
Treasure:|double goods
Alignment:|Always chaotic neutral (evil tendancies)
Advancement:|9-12 HD large, 13-16 HD huge
Level Adjustment:|--
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Damn kobolds have a sick sense of humor...The Hoard wearing zombie disgorging weasel was made from weird kobold necromancers who liked the undead and too many weird giant monster movies. It appears as a huge weasel with black eyes, a weird skin condition, and an outer layer of junk, dust, crap, and all sorts of weird objects covering bits of its skin.
Zombie spewin' (Su)
Once every 1d4 rounds, a Hoard wearing zombie disgorging weasel can shoot 1d6 kobold zombies from its mouth
nasty hoard (Ex)
The hoard on the weasels skin is really smelly, surrounding it with a stinking cloud spell (CL 8)
even nastier skin condition (Ex)
Anyone who hits the hoard wearing zombie disgorging weasel with a melee slashing or piercing weapon (or a whip) that deals more than 4 damage must make a fortitude save (con based DC 19) or get filth fever as they pop a pustule.
disease
Anyone who consumes a part of a hoard wearing zombie disgorging weasel in any way must make a fortitude save (Con based DC 19) or get both blueguts (BoVD) and filth fever

Lovecraftian war-week old pizza

{TABLE]Size/Type:|Huge Plant (Extraplanar, chaotic)
Hit Dice:|14d8+126 (189 hp)
Initiative:|0
Speed:|30 ft (6 squares), swim 20ft, climb 20ft
Armor Class:|28 (-2 size,+0 dex, +20 natural), touch 8, flat-footed 28
Base Attack/Grapple:|+10/+18
Attack:|breadsticks +8 melee (2d6+0)
Full Attack:|4 breadstickss +8 melee (2d6+0)
Space/Reach:|15ft,10ft
Special Attacks:|Oh my pelor it's so greasy, pineapple chunks, rancid sauce
Special Qualities:|super stale.
Saves:|Fort +20, Ref +4, Will +6
Abilities:| Str 10, Dex 10, Con 29, Int 7, Wis 10, Cha 10
Skills:|Bluff +17, Diplomacy +2, Disguise +0 (+2 to act in character), Intimidate +2, Sleight of Hand +2
Feats:|cleave, great cleave, great fortitude, iron will, power attack
Environment:|the homes of sad people weeks after a party
Organization:|solitary (we hope)
Challenge Rating:|14
Treasure:|yay, filth fever for everyone
Alignment:|chaotic vomit inducing evil
Advancement:|they don't get bigger, they just get more evil and sometimes template stacked
Level Adjustment:|--
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When pizza gets left out for too long...dark forces start to grow...for it is no longer pizza. Behind that rubbery yet still hard shell of crust, cheese, and miscellaneous fungus is an evil rancid tomato based hell. half pizza, half fungus, all evil. It can swim, getting more soggy and hellish by the drop, and it can impossibly slide up walls too...you cannot escape
Oh my pelor it's so greasy
The Lovecraftian war-pizza can cast grease at will (CL 20), and it's space (and any other space it has been in in the past hour) are coated with a grease spell as well.
pineapple chunks
anyone who bites the lovecraftian war-pizza must make a fortitude save (con based DC 27) or spend the next round vomiting, losing any standard actions it could have taken, and any movement it does in said round has its speed halved.
rancid sauce
Its...still hot on the inside...how is this abomination possible. once a round as a move action a lovecraftian war-pizza can shoot a 30ft. cone of tomato sauce dealing 4d8 acid and 4d8 fire damage (reflex save [con based] DC 27 halves)
super stale.
DR 5/adamantium fire immunity, cold immunity, it cannot be frozen due to its lava hot core, and even reheating it cannot save this pizza now.


Skills
A Lovecraftian war-week old pizza can take 10 on swim and climb checks even when rushed or threatened.

Melf's honey soaked rock

{TABLE]Size/Type:|Tiny Construct
Hit Dice:|2d10+0 (11 hp)
Initiative:|3
Speed:|
Armor Class:|23 (+2 size,+3 dex, +8 natural), touch 15, flat-footed 20
Base Attack/Grapple:|+1/-8
Attack:|throw +6 melee (1d3-1 plus sticky)
Full Attack:|throw +6 melee (1d3-1 plus sticky)
Space/Reach:|2.5ft/0ft
Special Attacks:|sticky, sweetener
Special Qualities:|DR 8/acid or piercing
Saves:|Fort +0, Ref +3, Will -5
Abilities:| Str 8, Dex 16, Con -, Int -, Wis 1, Cha 1
Skills:|Appraise +0, Hide +11
Feats:|weapon finesse
Environment:|magic bars
Organization:|solitary, pair, bundle (3-10)
Challenge Rating:|1/2
Treasure:|sweetened drinks and sticky hands
Alignment:|neutral sweet
Advancement:|-
Level Adjustment:|--
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Melf wanted a pet rock, and sweeter drinks, so BAM!
sticky (ex)
The rock sticks itself to anything it is thrown at, requiring someone with 12 strength or higher to pull it off, or a grease spell
sweetener (Su)
Any drink a melf's honey soaked rock is placed in is sweeter, yay :)