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2016-03-04, 10:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
"Nngh...Blades, if something I say doesn't make sense, I probably meant it another way. Or maybe I shouldn't talk when I'm in pain."
"That's not a bad thing. Our last job resulted in a bomb that killed more than a hundred ponies. Whenever I hear somepony complain about living a 'quiet' life I want to laugh and cry at the same time."D&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2016-03-08, 01:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
Flare stared in confusion for a moment. This "Simmer" managed to make the likes of Blades seem downright stable by comparison.
"I... suppose you may be confused. Centuries of imprisonment make it hard to remember clearly; I know that from experience." She shook her head. "But if you want cake, I am not the best pony to ask. My first try at baking, I learned that a 'lava cake' was just a figure of speech. Perhaps ponies in the nearby town can help you."
"Oh. Fair 'nough, then."
"Huh! Well, just so ya know, I've got special steel that'll hold up to extreme cold, so it wouldn't shatter so easy with yar ice magic."
That might have been either an offer or a threat. Or possibly both. It was hard to tell with Blades.
"Ya know, we might have a lil' matter that the adventuresome types could deal with, if ya've got the time. Which ya probly do, 'cause of ya bein' out of work 'n all."
Originally Posted by Kelvin360When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
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2016-03-22, 10:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
"I'll keep that special 'steel' in mind," Es replied dryly, leaning in on Lone Star, very much unsure how she should respond to that. Nominally, she didn't need it, ice can cut pretty sharp if you know how, but it still wouldn't hold up to actual steel. Though if there was actual steel Es would probably be finding another way to deal with it already. Like freezing a limb off. Still.
"Oh? What sort of matter? Do tell." Then she blinked. "Oh, I really must be terminally bored if I'm listening to random offers of adventure from strangers."
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2016-03-22, 11:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo.
When Gods Go To War comes out March 8th
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2016-03-24, 12:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
"Well, there's this thing that 'Vadraa got just a lil' while ago. 'N apparently she has a last name now."
Blades took out the map and unfolded it.
"See? Something in the east hills, I reckon. The place, not the name. Don't know where her name came from. Well, either of them, really. Have ya ever noticed that names in this town tend to be totally different from names... Well, ya don't come from my town, but back where ya come from, maybe? Well, depend on where ya're from. I mean, if ya're from Prance or something..."
After a few moments, she regained her train of thought enough to turn this tangent into a secant.
"Or maybe ya're from the eastern hills or something? Maybe near there? Would be good if ya knew the land. I wonder what's over there? The letter just said it was kind of dangerous, 'n 'Vadraa was lookin' for it... Ya know, I should probly bring that black sword. Would be nice to get it more use."When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
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2016-03-29, 11:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
Esmeralda brought the map closer and squinted at it with one eye. "Well, this looks like some ways off Bridle Shores. I know the area, if not the location where the maps says it leads to. Rugged wilderness all around there." She blinked as Blades mentioned a black sword. "Black sword?"
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2016-03-29, 09:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo.
When Gods Go To War comes out March 8th
Discord: HalfTangible
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2016-03-29, 11:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
This revelation seems to take a bit of the uncomfortable mystery out of the situation for Arvadraa. "Wild...wilderness? That does sound like somewhere I'd want to go..."
D&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2016-03-29, 11:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
"Yep! Here, let me show ya."
Blades trotted out of the room for a moment. When she returned, she was carrying a broadsword made of an unnaturally dark metal, as if it were actively draining light from its surroundings. She swished it through the air with an ease that suggested either it wasn't as heavy as it looked or she was exceptionally strong (or possibly both). An experienced eye would recognise it as gloomium.
"Nice, isn't it? Cuts through magic easy as anything, 'n it's not too shoddy with other things either. 'N it doesn't do weird things like other magic weapons do."
"Huh! Looks like 'Vadraa'll be the guide, then. She gets on well with animals, 'n knows plenty 'bout plants. Have ya been there before, 'Vadraa?"When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
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2016-04-01, 10:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
Arvadraa shakes her head firmly, bewildered. "It's possible! But I don't recognize it at all. If I knew my way around it, I don't think I'd need a map, anyway. I suppose if we meet any furry friends who recognize me, we'll have our answer!"
D&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2016-04-05, 01:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
"I seeeeeee..." Esmeralda said, eyeing that sword critically. Now that's one magic weapon she'd need to watch out for. Potentially anti-magic, by all accounts she heard of gloomium.
The ice mage coughed. "Well. I hate to interrupt, but if we're really going to embark on this adventure although frankly I don't see any profit in it, then perhaps we should discuss when we plan to set out and what supplies do we need for this journey."
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2016-04-08, 02:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
"Huh! Guess it'll be a real exploration then!"
Blades grinned, flourished the sword once more, then stowed it away.
Originally Posted by Grif
"As for when... Well, we'd better make sure 'Vadraa's ready. Can't have her travellin' when she can barely lift her legs, right? 'Sides that, if ya've got anything to do first, maybe ya'd better get to it."When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
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2016-04-14, 12:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
"Well, actually, no. If we had something better to do, we wouldn't be here," Esmeralda stated bluntly. Then she turned her head towards Lone Star. "What do you think? A crazy adventure to some place deep in the wilderness, guided solely by a map clearly written by one who's delirious?"
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2016-04-14, 12:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
What are we waiting for? He asked, puzzled. Everything you just said sounded pretty good to me. Look at it this way: even if it's completely safe and uneventful as she suggests, you and I can sneak off to make out in the trees or something. And this time no one will walk in on us.
Last edited by HalfTangible; 2016-04-14 at 12:47 AM.
Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo.
When Gods Go To War comes out March 8th
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2016-04-14, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
Arvadraa isn't the type to scowl, so Horne scowls for her, putting her tone completely at odds with her facial expression. "I didn't make the map. Have we met? This feels like a dinner date, but I don't know either of you. How many days did I lose?"
D&D is the only game I can think of (with the possible exception of Calvinball) where the only way to lose is by playing to win.
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2016-04-17, 02:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
"Hey, hey, ya probly shouldn't go splittin' up for kissin'. That's breakin' somewhere 'round five rules of adventures." Blades chuckled. "Ah, well, good to have ya, at least. We'll go right as soon as 'Vadraa's sure, 'n I reckon that'll probly be soonish?"
"I don't know 'em either. Just met 'em today. Don't know who made the map either, but ya apparently asked for it. 'N I don't remember quite when ya left, but I think it was... Two days? Three days? Really not sure."When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
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2016-04-25, 02:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
"Hawhaw! A literal lava cake? I must see this someday! I might even be able to eat it, as I am now. Then again, what would lava taste like, I wonder...I digress. Nearby town you say? Does it have sweets? I may have to break some bones though if they refuse to make it for me. Hmm...or maybe make them use their own bones to bake if they don't do it the first time...bones...wonder what kind of taste that would impart to sweets. Probably not so good...alright, ix nay on the bones in the cooking, just for breaking. Mm...breakfast, haven't had a breakfast in....say, would you know how long I've been in there?"
During his speech, his hoof tapped his chin several times in thought, his wings snicking open and closed based on how 'aggressive' his thoughts seemed to get.
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2016-05-05, 12:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
"I am unsure as to whether Mistress Blades would be fond of you or immediately try to melt you down."
Flare briefly pondered which course of action would be less problematic: Leading the clearly unstable, dangerous being into town, or not giving the clearly unstable, dangerous being what he wanted. She decided to go with the former.
"It seems I must be your... What is the word? It begins with a 'ch' sound, does it not? Well, your escort, anyway. But you must behave." She raised one hoof for dramatic effect. "Do you know what 'bits' are? They are what you will be using to buy your treats, more than threats... Well, actually, threats are more common around here than I thought they'd be, but that's not how it's supposed to work, I think... At any rate, I shall show you to the bakehouse."When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
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2016-05-05, 02:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
"Bits? Not threats? But I like threats! Well...when I'm giving them, not getting them. Though most threats against me mean nothing anyways. Bakehouse you say? Sounds like my kind of place! Do they serve breakfast? Actually, what time is it anyways..."
His head tilted towards the sky, trying to locate the sun or moon to determine the time of day, though once he caught sight of the sun, his wings would flick out to full spread, the blades making only a slight snick as they locked into place.
"Of course...there are two who deserve many threats from me...but that can wait until I've had sweets."
His tone was much more serious and less 'addled' sounding, until he looked down again at Flare, seeming to shake himself as his wings 'snicked' back into place.
"Then again, sweets are always more important than....whatever I was just thinking about."
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2016-05-21, 06:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
Flare put a hoof down. "Do not waste time on revenge, Simmer. The ponies in question are likely long dead. Just follow me until you know enough to live in modern times."
Apparently, integrating this pony into society would be harder than Flare expected. Probably not too surprising to an outside observer, however.
"Anyway, the bakehouse is this way. I believe they are open now. I will buy your cake if you behave." With that, she started for the town bakery.When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
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2016-05-26, 05:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [FwM] The Trotting Dead-Mlp without the Kiddy Thread XVI
Simmer rubbed a hoof over his helmet, the scraping noise almost akin to nails on a chalkboard, before he started to follow.
"And here I thought the celestial sisters would at least last a few thousand years. I guess even Alicorns can meet their match in time. Well, more time for sweets then! Oh, will it be a chocolate cake with peppercorn frosting?"