D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]

[Shadow Viper]

Attack on Titan.

It's very a grim anime/manga, quite good, and I recommend it if blood and gore don't bother you.

DO NOT LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET BEFORE WATCHING, unless you want some HUGE plot-twists completely spoiled.

Thank you.

As far as Anime goes my favorite is Hellsing Ultimate OVA, but I haven't really been keeping up to date with 'new' anime.

[Time Blossom]

I can also recommend Kill la Kill, if you're looking for new anime loves. It's from most of the same team who did Gurren Lagann, and stylistically it's more or less that with the giant robots and revolutionary ideals replaced with school uniforms, hyperexaggerated fan-service and biting social satire. Similar levels of hot blood, if that's your thing.

Anyway, on topic: shelter's all well and good, but how about sustenance?

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Or, ya know, when you've got the spell levels to spare...

Also, wasn't there some older-edition spell that let you make it rain any liquid by drinking a drop? As I recall, the text suggested using poison or acid or something, but I'm thinking a shower of fine aged brandy sounds like a delightfully decadent way to wash off the trail dust.

[Arkhosia]

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I actually tend to play characters that don't sleep, and who mock the others while standing guard.

You know what's fun?
Chaotic neutral non-sleeper with ink.

[DracoDei]

It is my understanding that Heroes Feast is an excellent spell, just for the immunities it provides, and thus probably good enough to cast even when you only get one spell of that level.

[Forrestfire]

I would totally watch that crossover

[Ionbound]

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I actually tend to play characters that don't sleep, and who mock the others while standing guard.

Good old Mordenkainen, penning all the best spells since 1973. Really, he's the reason why I love playing wizards so much.

[Thomas Hunter]

First poster I've actually made. Not great, but I mostly just wanted to use Fingolfin v. Morgoth art

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[Inevitability]

Spoiler: My first!

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The first picture's from Tower of God. The second... demands no explanation.

[Yora]

I try to keep to the rule that with riches and wealth comes a grim downside.

I keep picturing being told this by an actual flumph! There's the sense of weird horror Jason mentioned!

OMG, OMG, OMG!

I just had the brilliant idea for a new RPG meme!

Philoso-flumph

Like Philosoraptor, but for fantasy RPG!

Quick, someone get me a good flumph picture and a meme-maker.

[Ionbound]

Well, the image should obviously be the original Flumph:

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As for a meme maker, I cannot help you.

[Yora]

I did hard gimp work.

Behold!

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[DracoDei]

I did hard gimp work.

Behold!

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For maximum effect, he should have a tentacle pressed to his lips...

[Yora]

That would be difficult, but doable. Good thing I kept the original gimp file once I create the png.

I looked at the orignal picture and it wouldn't work with the shadows if I cut out one arm and pasted it upside down. This is as good as it gets.
Unless someone wants to do do a completely new picture of a flumph that looks just as good.

[Sith_Happens]

I would totally watch that crossover

If you're talking about the DBZ/One Piece one, that is a still from the one that actually exists.

[No brains]

Excellent cropping Yora! Since green screens came around, people get paid to crop really well. You should get a job in movies.

[Yora]

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[No brains]

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Pshaw. A boss monster is loud and boisterous, practically advertising its weakness. A pit trap is never just a pit trap.

[Forrestfire]

If you're talking about the DBZ/One Piece one, that is a still from the one that actually exists.

So it is. That's awesome

[Time Blossom]

I still haven't watched it, but the Toriko/One-Piece one was pretty kewl. It tickles me to imagine adding Goku to the party.

And now, a glamtastic tribute to my favorite cantrip (possibly favorite spell in general):

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This philosophy would also apply to Hats of Disguise, only they don't actually make you any less icky.

Note to self: spells are cool, but I should really look for more mundane-equipment-oriented affluence. Martial classes need love, too. ^.^

[Mordokai]

I still haven't watched it, but the Toriko/One-Piece one was pretty kewl. It tickles me to imagine adding Goku to the party.

And now, a glamtastic tribute to my favorite cantrip (possibly favorite spell in general):

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This philosophy would also apply to Hats of Disguise, only they don't actually make you any less icky.

Note to self: spells are cool, but I should really look for more mundane-equipment-oriented affluence. Martial classes need love, too. ^.^

Along the similar lines...

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[Slipperychicken]

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All this guy needs is a Scumbag Steve hat, and then we can go to town with captions like "Goes to Dungeon / Doesn't bring rope", "Plays a Rogue/ No ranks in Disable Device", or "Plays a Kender".

The original picture would be helpful. For !SCIENCE! posters.

[Doorhandle]

All this guy needs is a Scumbag Steve hat, and then we can go to town with captions like "Goes to Dungeon / Doesn't bring rope", "Plays a Rogue/ No ranks in Disable Device", or "Plays a Kender".

The original picture would be helpful. For !SCIENCE! posters.

That second one has actually happened to me. To be fair, the player was new...

[Dorian Gray]

That second one has actually happened to me. To be fair, the player was new...

No man, he was doing it right. You're confusing the rogue with the trap-monkey: the rogue is the guy who deals 238d6 sneak attack damage to the boss monster, whereas the trap-monkey is the dwarf barbarian with more health than Luxembourg has people.

Spoiler: Related... I guess?

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[Sith_Happens]

No man, he was doing it right. You're confusing the rogue with the trap-monkey: the rogue is the guy who deals 238d6 sneak attack damage to the boss monster, whereas the trap-monkey is the dwarf barbarian with more health than Luxembourg has people.

Spoiler: Related... I guess?

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Image source? I have an alternative caption idea for it.

[No brains]

Image source? I have an alternative caption idea for it.

It's from Tomb of Horrors. You can find the image here, but the rest of the article is p. good IMO.

ed: Of course I forgot the link. I thought I heard a swordsage creeping and I got jumpy. http://www.somethingawful.com/dungeo...omb-horrors/5/

[Sith_Happens]

It's from Tomb of Horrors. You can find the image here, but the rest of the article is p. good IMO.

ed: Of course I forgot the link. I thought I heard a swordsage creeping and I got jumpy. http://www.somethingawful.com/dungeo...omb-horrors/5/

Aaaaaand done:

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[Time Blossom]

Wait, so the prize is... a lockbox? That's probably locked? The locked box you thought you outfoxed had a locked lockbox, after the frost shots almost knocked your block off? My socks... are not rocked.

Anywho:

Spoiler: There may come a day when the decadence of adventurers fails...

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But it is not this day.

[Mono Vertigo]

I made a bunch of Demotivators, and I'm tempted to propose a challenge (which would be using a celebrity in a D&D demotivator), but at the same time, there's a few other challenges already going on.
Anyway...

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Seriously, that smile is something out of Hell.

There, corrected the Clarkson one.

[Arkhosia]

Bravo good sir. Bravo.
You forgot "Fixes stuff with a hammer" too.

[Mono Vertigo]

Bravo good sir. Bravo.
You forgot "Fixes stuff with a hammer" too.

I like to think it's implied by the "Barbarian part", but you're right, I should have made that explicit. Thanks.