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[Beans]

@Fel: If you ever want to do a thign with Fel and Carrie, I'd be up for it.

[Earl of Purple]

If anyone's interested in a dungeon, the Mysterious Mountains has had a landslide that revealed a square hole in the side of a mountain.

[Morty]

I'd be interested in throwing Wenomir at a dungeon, but he's going to try to bring KR along, so I'd need to check if Kris feels like it. If he doesn't, I'll send him there alone.

[Ashen Lilies]

Um... how romantic?

Sure, I believe it.

[Earl of Purple]

Deadtime now. Goodnight, sleep tight and don't let the dog-biting man bite.

Also, Murkus, what's happening with the slavers in Elexxion? Have I missed a post, or have you?

[Ionbound]

Hey Earl, Ark, can you guys tell who's turn it is in that scene with Adele and Glasia? I would like to get that on the road, but I can't fine the last post for the life of me.

[Arkhosia]

Hey Earl, Ark, can you guys tell who's turn it is in that scene with Adele and Glasia? I would like to get that on the road, but I can't fine the last post for the life of me.

I think it's Earl's

[Morcleon]

*pokes McBish to DFI*

*pokes The Bushranger to Inside*

[Murkus]

Deadtime now. Goodnight, sleep tight and don't let the dog-biting man bite.

Also, Murkus, what's happening with the slavers in Elexxion? Have I missed a post, or have you?

I... think it was your turn last I checked, but I haven't thought about it for days, so I'll have to get back to you. I'll dig a little and PM you the results.

[Arkhosia]

Hey guys, I got a joke:
Kirk, Reinholdt, and Jack all walk into a bar.
Every woman is instantly pregnant

[TechnoScrabble]

Hey guys, I got a joke:
Kirk, Reinholdt, and Jack all walk into a bar.
Every woman is instantly pregnant

Hey, bunnyboy doesn't have any kids yet!

[Ionbound]

Alice would beg to differ.

[Arkhosia]

Hey, bunnyboy doesn't have any kids yet!

Not yet be does.

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Shoyler closed his eyes, and suddenly he was here instead of Mallside. Good. That meant his new friend's teleportation spell had worked! Shoyler never did trust wizards and their teleports. He'd heard stories of men that ended up in several different places at once, and he'd hate to meet his god in several pieces.

Shoyler shakes his head, pushing away the bizarre image of body parts hopping around all over the place. He'd have time to ponder the possible negative effects of teleportation after he was safe. The cleric turns to face Noelle, his head slightly turned to the side, staring at her suspiciously yet confidently. His voice is gravelly and deep, distrust and hate apparent in his tone. How many? How many innocent men and women have you put to death so you could feed? How many lives have you and your leader destroyed? The Hoplites... The ship of victims your crew massacred... How many must die before your kind is destroyed?

His left hand begins to go for the Holy Symbol, a scale, at his neck. He gentle plays with it, his right hand moving to grab the warhammer off his back. He mentally ushers a quick prayer, activating his invisible Shield of Faith. He continues to speak. Yours is the way of unholiness.... of filth... of wanton destruction. Mine is the way of the law. Of Faith. Of Good. You know your way in the dark... But I am the sun. I will not stop until your kind is destroyed. Not until every single man, woman, and child who's experienced loss at the claws of your kind are avenged! Not until those who cheat time with their undeath are destroyed. You will not escape the light.

I am a Cleric of Kelemvor, an Agent of the Judge of the Damned, a member of the Order of the Solemn Shroud. I am Shoyler Mctowry... and you, monster...


You will be destroyed.

With that, the cleric begins to rush towards Noelle, a battlecry in his native language erupting from his lips. As he approaches her, his massive hammer begins to glow in an incredibly bright white light, the holy fire furiously raging as he moves to strike Noelle in the chest, smiting her.

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Am I the only one who thought of this?

[TechnoScrabble]

Que vas.

Vas que

[Arkhosia]

Que vas.

Vas que

Yo no hablo espanol

[ImpSyndrome]

Judging a primary election tomorrow, so I won't be online at all for at least 30 hours. Sorry to those I'm currently working with.

[Deathkeeper]

Gah, end of page death-slot again.
Alright Taet, I understand. I am a bit curious though: does anything actually eat dandelions? Having avoided Bio all my life I haven't a clue if they have any nutritional value or if they're a weed so useless even the grazers don't bother.

[Taet]

Gah, end of page death-slot again.
Alright Taet, I understand. I am a bit curious though: does anything actually eat dandelions? Having avoided Bio all my life I haven't a clue if they have any nutritional value or if they're a weed so useless even the grazers don't bother.

Rabbits love to eat normal dandelions. I have not seen anything eat spikey dandelion leaves but the finches land on them and pick out the seeds. That is Lion's hair and hat.

[Recaiden]

Gah, end of page death-slot again.
Alright Taet, I understand. I am a bit curious though: does anything actually eat dandelions? Having avoided Bio all my life I haven't a clue if they have any nutritional value or if they're a weed so useless even the grazers don't bother.

Humans eat dandelions.

[TechnoScrabble]

I remember in school as a kid some kids would eat the stems until they threw up to get out of class.

[Aric Kale]

Entrance

"Hello!" Conor yells with a grin and a wave. "Wenomir sent me so I could join!" He admits before holding up his mandolin and waving it. "I'm a bard!"

Please be this.

[Ashen Lilies]

I did a thing.

[Aric Kale]

I did a thing.

Awesome! Our things went up within a minute of each other.

[happyturtle]

Hey, bunnyboy doesn't have any kids yet!

Alice would beg to differ.

It's best to check in with the player of the father before going 'Surprise baby!' It would be awfully embarrassing to say "Look! This sweet little baby! It's yours!" only to hear "Um, I had a vasectomy eight years ago" or "But my species can't interbreed" and then you'd have to either retcon another lover or poof the baby out of existence, and that's just awkward.

[UncleWolf]

Please be this.

Does an Irish/Scottish inspired Bard count?

[TechnoScrabble]

I did a thing.

I wanna make a Cerberus DJ names Three Dogs.

Awesome! Our things went up within a minute of each other.

Phrasing! Boom!

[Shadowcaller]

Hey Ark and Firedaemon? You keep forgetting me in Riverside.

[Aric Kale]

Does an Irish/Scottish inspired Bard count?

Hmm...maybe.

Training Grounds

Well, his fate isn't discussed in front of him, he is in the discussion as well.

"No you can't Marcus. You have to be at least a member to do this." Well that's the rule you find in the first post. Mia turns to Shoyler "It's still your choice if you want to stay here and Yes Cessie is a woman. Even thought I won't see her as a warrior. To be a leader doesn't mean your fighting skills are the best." For Mia it sounds like Shoyler may have a problem with a woman giving commands.

Zefir, Marcus has gone on a Watch mission before, so I wasn't sure if that made him a member yet.
Though the main thing with this post, is that Shoyler didn't say anything that you responded to out loud. Mia has no reason to think the cleric would have trouble being lead be a woman, or assuming a leader has to be a warrior.

[Zefir]

Hmm...maybe.



Zefir, Marcus has gone on a Watch mission before, so I wasn't sure if that made him a member yet.
Though the main thing with this post, is that Shoyler didn't say anything that you responded to out loud. Mia has no reason to think the cleric would have trouble being lead be a woman, or assuming a leader has to be a warrior.

I don't know about that. I just looked the OP and since he is in the initial part, I can only go with that.
As for the other thing, true. During my quote it looked like he said it just saw a [/B]

[Morty]

Alright, so where should we post for your dungeon, Earl? Outside?