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2014-09-24, 09:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
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Play a high INT, but fairly weak mundane character (swashbuckler, maybe...). When you reach lvl 3 and your party casters still haven't gotten level 2 spells yet... And the other mundanes are trying to decide if they want to blow all their cash on a +1 weapon, or not.... Go in and purchase a single +1 Thundering /(Elder) Earth Elemental Power Shuriken.
Due to ammunition pricing, it should only cost just over 1400 gp. Do not throw this weapon EVER!!!! But enjoy, because you now have access to a 9th level spell once /day, as you can now summon an Elder Earth Elemental for 17 rounds to fight your battles for you.
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2014-09-24, 10:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
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This one works well if you have a DM that tends to start campaigns in taverns and the like.
Play a CN Ranger. Have the trait "Uncivilizjed" and the Flaws "Individualist" and "Loner"
Use the majority of your starting wealth on obtaining an explosive ruin on a small peice of paper (180 gp). Write neatly on the other side of the sheet "I appoligize. I'm not good at speaking with strangers. I generally prefer working alone. Please don't take this personally, its just that - "
And put a little arrow sign at the end to indicate that there is more on the other side.
Right as the campaign begins, and the characters have met each other, and you are all sitting around a table discussing the plan (come on, something like this always happens early on), place the piece of paper (message side up) in the middle of the table..
This is best done with an in-person group, using a prop that you actually place on the game table , as you act out your Ranger getting up from the table (Excusing himself to go take a leak) and walking away. The flip side of the prop should just say KABOOM, B*TCHES!
When you hear the other players react, say from the next room, [Character Name] walked out of the tavern, and keep going into the night. He is a RANGER Damn it!! And he didn't need a party of strangers getting in his way.Last edited by Oddman80; 2014-09-24 at 10:23 PM.
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2014-09-25, 11:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-25, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
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Apply the Half-Farspawn template to an octopus.
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2014-09-25, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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901: Apply the Half-Dragon template to a treant, and then kill it and make books with it. Tell the party that it is a sentient, Good-aligned spell book. Each book has a contingent True Resurrection and a Mind Seed stating that whoever it sees upon resurrection is who killed it.
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2014-09-25, 06:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-25, 08:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
It makes me happy to know someone else liked the idea
Sure, that's something along the lines what I had in mind. I'm also thinking about maybe a cumulative +1 bonus to the DC for every other Spooky or Scary Skeleton also present, but the PCs would only have to roll once to save against being Spooked and once against being Scared.
Maybe the PCs are still Shaken on a successful save? I mean, they're terribly spooky and scary skeletons, after all.
Oh, and a +5 to the DC if you get surprised by the skeletons is a given!
edit: typosLast edited by Mystia; 2014-09-26 at 07:23 AM.
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2014-09-25, 09:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-27, 12:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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900c Name it Shuma Gorath.
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2014-09-27, 07:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Not sure what the CR would be for this, but screw it. As a DM, send Keledrath's Totemist 20 build after a party...
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2014-09-27, 10:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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wow 902 already! nice! almost there, less than 100 to go! lets add some more shall we?
903. As DM: Put your PCs up to a limitless horde of monsters to where they WILL die, and right as they are about to die have an important NPC jump in, block the attack that will kill the last PC and save the whole part.
904. Have a random gold beggar attempt to pickpocket ALL the PCs gold if the PC declines to help... give the rogue a +15 sleight of hand.
905. Make a badass epic battle where the PCs can win (maybe 1 or 2 deaths) IF they use a really good strategy, but they WILL all die (full party wipe) if they don't use a good strategy"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
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2014-09-27, 10:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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906. As a PC, accept every deal anyone offers you.
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2014-09-27, 11:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
Even ones like this, obviously.
π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2014-09-27, 11:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-27, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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908: Have a fairly high level party walk unknowingly into a Kobold convention focused on Kobold rights and equality. Make sure that thousands are in attendance and that an anti-magic field is present... those little pipsqueaks will crit eventually....
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2014-09-27, 07:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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909: Play a wizard with alzheimer
909b: Have the wizard be a druid who is convinced that he is a master of the arcane. When they say something about it just respond with: 'are you sure?' or 'you seem to be delusional, you must be forgetting some things'
909c: Keep forgetting everyone's name
909d: Have a nice conversation with the BBEG because 'you forgot you were here to stop him'
910: Offer to boost up the party rogue is hiding check. Instead of giving him camouflage you cast deeper darkness on his clothing. Bonus points if you were the druid from 909 and 'you were sure he asked you for this spell... wait, what spell?'
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2014-09-28, 01:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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908b: Have a fairly high level party walk unknowingly into a Kobold Sorcerer's convention focused on Kobold rights and equality. Make sure that thousands are in attendance and they have a wide selection of spamable low level spells available...
π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2014-09-28, 12:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Have the kobolds be trained in guerrilla tactics...... proceed to terrorize the party....and find a way to hurt that damn crit immune dwarven stonelord....
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2014-09-28, 12:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-28, 12:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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912 The moment one of the PC's does something ever-so-slightly unlawful, they become the primary target of Paladin Dread; Judge and Executioner. He knows no mercy, pity, or sense of perspective, and will do everything to kill them. He's also got a wizard cohort who does nothing but creating Clones of him, for more fun even if Dread dies.
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2014-09-28, 12:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
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his trainee Lawful Neutral Inquisitor also happens to be gestalted in to a psion....she isnt very nice towards you.
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2014-09-28, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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912c be a diplomancer bard and talk them into only attacking the party while u get away of scott free
Last edited by razorfloss; 2014-09-28 at 03:47 PM.
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2014-09-28, 06:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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no no that doesnt work, the psion is doing detect lies constantly and they have max sense motive I mean this IS Judge DREAD..... you think he's gonna believe your diplomancer bard?
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2014-09-28, 06:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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yes because i did not lie just didn't tell the whole truth
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2014-09-28, 07:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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913 Tell the party you'll be playing a Paladin. Play a LG Soulborn.
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2014-09-29, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-29, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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914. As a player in a gunpowder tech level game, play a gun fighting specialist that has a loader named Alfred.
Bonus points if you play a wiz/sor and have a bat as your familierLast edited by blackstone451; 2014-09-29 at 04:15 PM.
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2014-09-29, 05:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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915: Play a cleric (or other healer) and charge the party for your magical healing services.
If they refuse hire assasins to kill themIt's not so much what I did... more like what I was shot with *faints*
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2014-09-29, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Its not about having good grades It's about passing the semester
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2014-09-29, 06:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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