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2014-05-22, 02:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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189. "I think I'll play an Elan psion... *a few hours later* I make a craft check to make a sandwich".
MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
Taken from The Devil's Dictionary
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2014-05-22, 02:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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190:In an evil campaign, a holy hitsquad of clerics and paladins backed up by celestials makes life miserable for the PCs wherever they go.
191:Any theft done by a PC likewise calls out the Holy Hitsquad, so stealing that sword +1 leads to a TPK.
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2014-05-22, 02:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
Taken from The Devil's Dictionary
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2014-05-22, 02:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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If they threw dice at you, it means you did well, young padawan.
192:Always keep the character sheets of your players as a GM. When they play an evil campaign, you get to use their own characters to kill them with. Of course, you can use their evil characters to attack their good characters too.
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2014-05-22, 03:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
193. During the game you surf the internet on your laptop because "All that talking stuff is boring".
194. Your entire motivation for playing is so you can "Face Rape" something.
NOTE: 194 was in ONE session. ONE. NO MORE.
195. Sexting during a session.
See comment on 194.
And people wonder why DMs don't jump at the chance to let people into their games...
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2014-05-22, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
196. When starting a sandbox campaign spend the entire session going to the pub and waiting for something interesting to happen.
197. Use roleplaying this as an excuse to get drunk OOC.
198. Automatically attack everything you meet in a dungeon even you know one of the players has died and is going to be introducing a new character soon.
199. When in a losing fight against demons and the party is all on very low health and has just agreed to run away decide to kill one more demon. The one which you know from previous experience explodes and causes damage in a radius when it dies.
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2014-05-22, 04:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
I actually had that happen throughout the last campaign I was in. The group consisted of minmaxers, so the party got more and more shamelessly OP over time while the DM continued to run pre-made adventure modules without any optimization or scaling of the threat. By the end, we were effortlessly sailing through dungeons designed to be challenging for a party 3 levels higher.
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2014-05-22, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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200: Slowly start role-playing as Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory OOC. Wait for someone to notice. Slip in the occasional 'Bazinga' if you have to.
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2014-05-22, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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201: Create Water in pants
202: Throw explosives down every dungeon hallway
203: Hugging your quarry while a fellow party member attempts a diplomacy check
204: Fly over a barricade
205: Perform (Chippendales)
These all come from experience
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2014-05-22, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-22, 06:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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206. You know the paladin code and how it restricts you and your party? Invent your own code! Eg. Fighter Code.
207. You do not talk about Fighter Code.
208. You do not talk about Fighter Code!Last edited by Raimun; 2014-05-22 at 06:41 PM.
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2014-05-22, 06:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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209. Play a bard that only sings when he bathes.
MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
Taken from The Devil's Dictionary
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2014-05-22, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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210. Play a barbarian, stay illiterate, put all skill points in diplomacy, bluff, speak language, and various knowledge domains. Use all feats on things like leadership, and skill focus.
211. As a wizard use all skills and feats like a martial class, wear the heaviest armor you can. Attack with melee. Use all spells for mundane purposes (speak with dead to ask where the bathroom is, magic missile to open a window, fill spellbook with explosive runes, wish to tie shoes, etc.)
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2014-05-22, 07:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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212. Be a ranged fighter who specializes into shooting into combat. Don't take Precise Shot.
213. Be the DM of the group with 212 in it. Use critical failure rules.
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2014-05-22, 10:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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214. Always forget your character sheet at home. If the DM insists on keeping the character sheet, write it in the worst letter as possible (although this would be detrimental for everyone).
215. Eat crunchy snacks when roleplaying. Or...
216. When the DM is describing something, go to the kitchen to look for a soda. If you can't find one, ask him where's the X soda.MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
Taken from The Devil's Dictionary
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2014-05-22, 11:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Tijuana, México.
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You are describing my president.
217. DM: Run a game with 14 players.
218. DM: Try to have all of them pay attention to your game.
219. DM: Fail Miserably.
217b. Player: Run a game composed by other 13 players and only one DM.
218b. Player: Don't play attention to the game.
219b. Player: Profit.Last edited by Yael; 2014-05-22 at 11:32 PM.
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2014-05-23, 05:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-23, 06:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-23, 06:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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221: play a dwarf with weapon focus halfing, and always start combat by tossing the party halfing at the enemy
222: play a dwarf with ranks in drunken singing, then actually rp it
223: play a dwarf that thinks gems are shiny snacks
224: play a dwarf with all 3 of the above
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2014-05-23, 06:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- In the Playground, duh.
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225: Play an Incarnate with leadership. Your followers are a Paladin, Paladin of Slaughter, Paladin of Freedom and paladin of Tyranny. Have fun.
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2014-05-23, 06:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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226. say you will be the party healer - play an expert with the heal skill maxed out.
227. when they complain role a factotum with Opportunistic piety and say you "can heal"
228. say fine someone else be healer. i will play specialist. specialise only in craft and performing.
229. when they say you are not useful to the party bring PUN-PUN and complain the rest are pathetic and holding you back and provide no help to the party.Last edited by sideswipe; 2014-05-23 at 06:15 AM.
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2014-05-23, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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230. LARP in a non-LARP campaign.
231. Don't LARP in a LARP campaign.Creator of the LA-assignment thread.
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2014-05-23, 09:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-23, 09:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
232. Have the party become incredibly skeptical about casting a wish spell by making them get incredibly specific unless they want to suffer the consequences.
Suffering the consequences example:
DM: Trev's throat is cut.
*bleeds out*
Me: I use one of my wishes on my Ring.
DM: What's your wish?
Me: I wish he reverted to how he was when he woke up.
DM: ...alright, he's alive with his throat cut and he bleeds out. Again.
233. Grant the party time to think out and carefully plan out their wish. Then turn it around horribly.
DM: Dante's lower half is gone.
Austin: I summon a Djinni to grant a wish!
DM: Oh great(!) What's your wish? Now think about this carefully.
*spend 10 minutes carefully planning out the phrasing of the wish*
Austin: I wish Dante had legs that were perfect for his size, perfect for his race, his stature, his physical attributes, everything. I wish for him to have a set of legs perfect for him and in perfect condition.
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2014-05-23, 02:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by ArqArturo; 2014-05-23 at 02:43 PM.
MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
Taken from The Devil's Dictionary
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2014-05-23, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-23, 06:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Alive with his throat cut and he bleeds out, again...
'That still takes 10 rounds to bleed out. Did nobody have a cure light wounds?'
'But if they didn't, it should be noted that if they do resurrect him again, he's actually down /2/ levels. Wish is not True Res, and it does not prevent level loss. Bummer.'
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2014-05-23, 06:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-23, 06:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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How'd THAT one happen? A wish simply can't impose that many negative levels. You'd have trouble doing that with maximized empowered energy drain. (Which would deal 8+1d4 negative levels.)
Otherwise, next evil superboss I see, I just wish him down to level 1.Last edited by Angelalex242; 2014-05-23 at 06:56 PM.
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2014-05-23, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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