Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition II: We all want to be the Majestic 12

[DigoDragon]

GM: "I hate you."
Amaya: "You've hated me before I opened my mouth, what's different now?"
GM: "Now you lose that CON point again."

Amaya: "I wonder if looking at Bloody Mary indirectly with a digital camera or night goggles would work? Like the mirror used to kill Medusa in Clash of the Titans."
Ronnie: "Hello, you're too young to have seen that movie, Jailbait."
Amaya: "I might have looked it up online."
Nicolette: "What were you Googling without Safe-Search that brought you to Clash of the Titans?"

Nicolette: "We're going to bust into a creepy house and get our eyes gouged out. It'll be like my second boyfriend."

Amaya: "I'm going to buy a digital camera."
GM: "...A Chevy Suburban is like a digital camera, right?"
Nicolette: "They're both automatic and disposable."

Ronnie: *Takes off Shades*
Amaya: "Wow, he actually has eyes."
Ronnie: "Criminy, you're right!"

Amaya: "Before we raid the house, we may want to call the local police and let them know our intentions just in case the neighbors call about hearing gunfire in this house."
Nicolette: "It's just the Feds having a rave party."
Erik: "In someone else's house?"
Ronnie: "I'm just here for the babes, booze, and bullets!"

Lawyer: "And one more CON damage for Erik and the wimp."
Erik: "Ow!"
Aries: "Ouch!"

GM: "You summon a Jersey Devil. It appears in the classic Ronnie pose with shades on."
Amaya: "What have I summoned?"
Nicolette: "You made it look dumb."
Ronnie & Jersey Devil: "Grrr!"

Bloody Mary: "Some of you may have been bad, but one of you has been very sad."
Amaya: "And which of us is the sad one?"
Bloody Mary: "He knows who he is."
Ronnie: "So one of the guys?"
Nicolette: "Woohoo, not it!

Nicolette: "Can you pass through the mirror?"
Bloody Mary: "In a manner of speaking, yes."
Nicolette: "So it is possible?"
Ronnie: "Hello, crotch first? Star Trek episode?"
Nicolette: "That's you every episode."
Ronnie: "I must be Captain Kirk!"
Nicolete: (In Shatner Voice) "No. You. Are. Not."

Nicolette: "Maybe Jimmy had a tragedy with a woman?"
Ronnie: "Hello, I've never seen him with a womans."
Erik: "'With a womans'? Where do you get your English?"
Ronnie: "My English is my own!"
Nicolette: "From France?"

Nicolette: "So Jimmy, do you think-"
GM: "What Jimmy?"
Nicolette: "He touched the mirror?"
GM: "He was in front of it one moment, but now he's gone."
Amaya: "Great, he's got ghost cooties all over his hands now."
Nicolette: "We need to bleach his palms. I jump into the mirror."
GM: "Nicolette disappears."
Amaya: "Does Amaya have to jump through a mirror and choke a *itch?"

Amaya: "I am now Ceiling Cat. I will watch you... wait, no. Eww."

Nicolette: "How many mes... No, that's not an answering machine, it's a projector."

Amaya: "When was the last time you were on a date?"
Jimmy: "A what now?"
Amaya: "Aha, that's what Bloody Mary meant about you being the sad one. You're lonely."
Jimmy: "I really never had the time to-"
Nicolette: "Jimmy is a desperate NPC in a desperate RPG in desperate need of some p**n!"

Amaya: "A chair of warmth? I want one."
Jimmy: "Would you like to sit on it?"
Amaya: "Yes please. I'm so cold right now that if I hug someone, I'd impale them."

Nicolette: "If you can melt down the rebar, I'm sure you don't have to worry about the snow."

Peanut Gallery: "I have a woodwinds teacher that wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. But he just teaches clarinet instead."

[GPuzzle]

He's married with a daughter?? But he's too cool and awesome to be old! D:

I think he mentioned he had a daughter when you made mentioned in a "Things I May No Longer Do" thread the swingy diamond sword incident and how she loved that song.

[IllogicalBlox]

I'm not going to break the rope. The tide will bring us to shore.

Explained by:
We tie ourselves to the mast!

[eulmanis12]

From a LARP event at a LARP called Adventurers Wanted

entire town singing: (tune of hero of canton)
He's MILO! The Man they call MILO!
He fought for the town and he brought back the law
Stood up to the bandits and gave them what for
Our love for him now, we just gotta show
THE HERO OF WHITEWOOD GUARD CAPTAIN MILO!

Now Milo saw the people's backs breaking
He saw the townsfolks' laments
he saw the bandits all taking
every copper and leaving us spent
he said
You can't do that to these people
you can't lie, you can't pillage and steal
Milo strapped on his hat
and in five seconds flat
had those troublemakers all brought to heel

He fought for the town and he brought back the law
Stood up to the demons and gave them what for
Our love for him now, we just gotta show
THE HERO OF WHITEWOOD GUARD CAPTAIN MILO!

He arrested a dark elf priestess
He tried to arrest the fey
He drew up his blade, rode into the fight
and rained maims all through the night

He fought for the town and he brought back the law
Stood up to the Dark Elves and gave them what for
Our love for him now, we just gotta show
THE HERO OF WHITEWOOD GUARD CAPTAIN MILO!


And a Preformance by one of our Bards

Governor General Radcliffe: Captain Milo! REPORT!
Milo: Denia It's time for the report!
Denia: ( to the tune of Waco's song from Anamaniacs) Oh' there's Magma and Vampires and Rebels, and Bandits, Werewolves a giving a roar
There's Undead and voidspawn, and demons and Cultists and black market fae at the door

Oh' Whitewood can sometimes be scary,
of its dangers we all should be wary
that's precisely why I sing this song
on the next refrain please sing along

Oh there's Shadows and mages, there's bears and there's sages, there's Fae crows that really can fly
Giant ants in the woods, bandits steal all the goods, and maguffins to make us all die

Oh' Whitewood can sometimes be scary,
of its dangers we all should be wary
that's precisely why I sing this song
on the next refrain please sing along

There's bogies and bogies and bogies and bogies and bogies and bogies some more
There's bogies and bogies and bogies and bogies and bogies and bogies galore

Oh' Whitewood can sometimes be scary,
of its dangers we all should be wary
that's precisely why I sing this song
on the next refrain please sing along

[Sith_Happens]

"Did someone say 'Vocaloid cover of Ievan Polkka?'"
"No, but yes."
"Actually, maybe I should be more specific. The particular artist/setting/whatever you want to call it is 'the Kagamine twins.' Ooh, wait, there's a Hastune Miku cover of Ievan Polkka in the sidebar. Let's try that."

*obvious fight noises*
Bard: "Is everything alright in there?"
Ranger: "[Bard], get your ass in here!"
Bard: "That's awfully forward, but guess I'll humor you."
Ranger: "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."
Bard: "Fine. But it does sound like quite the party in there, and you know what that calls for."
Bard [OOC]: "Quick, someone find me a raunchy bar song."

"You know, it occurs to me that you could totally tweak 'What to Do With a Drunken Sailor' to fit the tune of 'Ievan Polkka.'"

"WE ARE THE GROUP. EVERYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE TURNED INTO A DOUBLE ENTENDRE. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."

"So basically, Superman has secretly been giving everyone cancer."

"Oh yeah, [DM], heads-up, [the Chaotic Unseelie Fey Beguiler] has telepathy now."
"Lovely."

"...I say that with obvious, dripping sarcasm."
"Please don't drip your sarcasm in public, it's rude."

"We interrupt this campaign to bring you: Nachos."

"Look, I understand. The truth can be hard to swallow sometimes."
"Like the eggs?"

"Logan Pathwalker: Adventurer, food critic, health inspector."

"Are you saying that sarcastically?"
"Sarcasm? In this campaign? Never."

DM: "It's a bit odd that someone fighting for the poor would be living in a mansion, but..."
Player: "It's the perfect cover!"

"It's okay, I think black eyes are kind of hot."

"I buy five prostitutes, and five prostitutes' worth of blood."

Player 1: "[PC 1] offers [PC 2] ten grand."
Player 2: "I ask where you got it."
Player 3: "We stole public funds."
PC 2: "That's more or less [miniboss]'s money, so good on you. I accept."

"I screw the sheriff's wife disguised as him, because I can."

DM: "...They call themselves 'shleepers.'"
Player: "DEAR G-D."

*discussion of that one Southpark episode with PETA (you know the one).*
Person 1: "...Oh, I thought you were talking about Peeta from The Hunger Games."
Person 2: "CANNOT BE UNTHOUGHT."

Player 1: "[PLAYER 2]."
*[Player 2] wakes up*
Player 1: "We're getting to the good part. The revolution will be roleplayed. We will have fun storming the spire."
DM: "And we will finally finish this part of the story."
Player 1: "Longest. Arc. Ever."

"So what should I be doing?"
"Probably, taking part in the 'gearing up for the coming battle' montage."

"[Player], pick a mini, there's going to be fights soon."
"You mean we're actually doing things? Why would we do that?"

"I think 'Won't Get Fooled Again' is a great revolution song."
"What about that one Green Day song?"
"You mean any of them?"

"Someday we will run this battle! Someday we will actually do this!"
"BUT THIS IS NOT THAT DAY!"

Player 1: "What are you doing!?"
Player 2: "We're trolling [Player 3] while he poops."

"Wait, did we all just pile into the same elevator in enemy territory?"
"Yes."
"We're idiots."

DM: "As you ascend, you notice the walls are made of glass."
Player 1: "Are we still only going upways? Let me know if we start going sideways or slantways."
Player 2: "What are you talking about, this ain't no chocolate factory."
Player 1: "How do we know, we haven't explored the whole place yet."

PC 1: "I fly up and push the button."
PC 2: "...You're not inspecting anything in here first, you're just pushing the button."
PC 1: "Yes."
DM: "Are you sure you want to push the button?"
PC 1: "Yes."
PC 2: *sigh* "So, before any of us can get a word in edgewise, you go ahead and push the unknown button. Fine."
*one set piece involving an entire city literally tilting 90 degrees on its edge later*
DM: "...You don't know what the survival rate is yet."
PC 2: "All because the Elf pushed a button. I slap her."

Player: "So how much XP do we get for this session?"
DM: *sudden moment of realization* "I'm not sure."

[Reverent-One]

GM: "You summon a Jersey Devil. It appears in the classic Ronnie pose with shades on."
Amaya: "What have I summoned?"
Nicolette: "You made it look dumb."
Ronnie & Jersey Devil: "Grrr!"

What's the classic Ronnie pose?

[Sith_Happens]

What's the classic Ronnie pose?

My guess is "one hand holding a beer, the other giving a thumbs-up, with sunglasses and a stupid grin."

[janusmaxwell]

PC 1: "I fly up and push the button."
PC 2: "...You're not inspecting anything in here first, you're just pushing the button."
PC 1: "Yes."
DM: "Are you sure you want to push the button?"
PC 1: "Yes."
PC 2: *sigh* "So, before any of us can get a word in edgewise, you go ahead and push the unknown button. Fine."
*one set piece involving an entire city literally tilting 90 degrees on its edge later*
DM: "...You don't know what the survival rate is yet."
PC 2: "All because the Elf pushed a button. I slap her."

Must not rage at a player I don't know...oh god the memories are surfacing! MAIMKILLBURN! Kill the wielder of the deck of many things!

[DigoDragon]

What's the classic Ronnie pose?

It was similar to the poster-styled Mr. Incredible, with his legs a bit more spread apart. So... that pose, with the burgundy suit and big 70's styled mirror shades.

My guess is "one hand holding a beer, the other giving a thumbs-up, with sunglasses and a stupid grin."

If Solo had a pose, it probably have been that.

PC 2: "All because the Elf pushed a button. I slap her."

Was it a shiny, red candy-like button?

[Sith_Happens]

Was it a shiny, red candy-like button?

Close. Red button on a pedestal. On the top floor of one of the BBEG's lieutenant's absurdly tall tower. You know, exactly the type likely to do something to the party's advantage if pressed.

[Cowardly Griffo]

It was similar to the poster-styled Mr. Incredible, with his legs a bit more spread apart. So... that pose, with the burgundy suit and big 70's styled mirror shades.

Man, I was way off.

[janusmaxwell]

Game of Arkham Horror...STILL COUNTS!

PC1 (DM): and the Pyre Vampire moves towards you!
PC2: Ah HA! I have a crucifix!
PC1: Won't work, he's not undead.
PC2: What? Vampires aren't undead in this game?
PC1: I think they're considered "Critters"
PC3: Critters? Like rats and such? Are you telling me the Vampires in Cthulhu are the equivalent of Blood-sucking Pigeons?
PC2: *Starts laughing*
PC3: Do people come out of their houses and scream "Damn Nosferatu! I just washed that car!"
PC2: Okay...I'm totally stealing Vampire Pigeons from you!

[VeliciaL]

From my last Fourth Edition game:

Player 1 (after filling in for Player 2): I couldn't figure your character out, so I ended up just using powers at random.
Player 2 (who ROLLED this character): Oh, me neither, that's about how I play him too.

EDIT: And another one occurred to me:

Garr: Ok, how about you take five swings at me, and if I'm still standing afterward we're friends.

Spoiler: Aftermath

Show

Five swings later, the party was dragging his bloodied near-corpse out the gate of the Orc fort.

[DigoDragon]

Man, I was way off.

Heh, maybe if Ronnie was drunk that's be a thing.

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Ronnie: "Let's pretend to count." (Rolls a 4)
Nicolette: "You suck."

Ronnie: "Is it cold in there Alexander?"
Alexander: "Not really."
Ronnie: "Hello?"
Nicolette: "He's from Russia."
Ronnie: "...ah, Hello."

Nicolette: "I'm looking to start a fire."
Amaya: "I found a bucket and a mob. If you can find a few more flammables, we can try starting a fire."
Nicolette: "I'll just cuss at the bucket. That should start a fire."
Amaya: "...I guess New Yorkers can do that."

GM: "Amaya, did you mean 'a bucket and a mop'?"
Amaya: "Still flammable either way."

Ronnie: "Hello, Dr. Pelor? I have an experiment for you."
Nicolette: "Dr. Pelor?"
Ronnie: "Nickname for Alexander."
Alexander: "I'm somewhat shaking in my boots to try it, but go ahead."

Ronnie: "I hit speed dial."
Phone: (Rings) "Hello, this is the IRS."
Nicolette: "You take 7 damage."

Nicolette: "If you can dodge I.T., then you can dodge a ball!"

GM: "The sodas for the most part are frozen."
Alexander: "Why is the can of Tab not frozen?"
Nicolette: "Its Tab, it needs to be near Absolute Zero to be frozen."

Amaya: "Lack of fire, crazy esoteric puzzles, lack of fire, dead people and hollow G-Men, lack of fire..."

GM: "You all step into Jimmy's office. Six chairs are missing, cabinets are knocked over, drawers are thrown open, and the floor is littered in Rat Tail porn magazines."
Jimmy: "Well, hell." (Picks up the porn mags)
Amaya: "Let me guess, for the articles?"
Jimmy: "...no."
Ronnie: "Hello, read it for the ads."
Nicolette: "You are the ads."
Alexander: "Not to be mean, but these magazines are distasteful, agent Stetson."
GM: "Jimmy shoots you a look."
Nicolette: "Jimmy just shoots you."

Nicolette: "If they get closer I'm using the rebar to pokie-pokie-stab-stab-beat-beat."
Amaya: "Is this a new dance?"
Nicolette: "It's the Bronx Shuffle."

Alexander: (Casts Bless on Ronnie's medallion)
GM: "The medallion gets +1 to attack and damage rolls."
Amaya: "And grows by two size categories."
Enemy 1: "My god, there's a guy in a red suit swinging a boat anchor!"
Enemy 2: "Santa?!"
Ronnie: "Ho Ho Hello, bi*ch!"

Ronnie: "...I take 45 dignity damage."

[Rater202]

Massah Shadah, Wesa got go kill ketchup man!

If you want context, go read the "Things I'm no longer alowed to do" thread

[janusmaxwell]

Ho Ho Hello B**ch!

I don't care that deserves a double mention cause I'm giggling like a loon.

[Diachronos]

"What's a 'Pepsi'?"

[Sith_Happens]

"What's a 'Pepsi'?"

Exactly.

[eulmanis12]

from a Fallout themed tabletop

Player1: @#$%, we blew up the Enclave friendly bar, We hop in their vertibird and take off
Player2: I go along with it
DM: you two are a pair of barely literate cowboys, you're about to try to fly an incredibly complicated modern helicopter, roll int.
Player1: (rolls) Zero successes
Player2:(Rolls) One success
DM: ok, well you were short the total number of successes required by a lot. Here is what you get: You sit in the cockpit and see several levers, some of which have buttons on them. There are also a large number of switches, some of which have blinky lights next to them. There are also many buttons, some of which are shiny.
Player1: I flip every switch that doesn't have a blinky light next to it, then pull the levers
Player2: I push all the buttons
DM: all of them?
Player2: Every single one that I can reach
DM: Both of you roll Luck
Player1: (Rolls) 17
player2: (Roll) (Roll) (Roll) (Roll) (Roll) ... ...(Roll) 72
DM: ...uh... you take off successfully, missiles, rockets, bullets, and Lazers firinging in all directions, you manage to not crash into any of the nearby buildings and simultaneously blow up the other two vertibirds on the pad. With the radio blasting and every enclave soldier around not knowing wheather to $%@& or go blind and running around like a chicken with their head cut off.
(The two players look at eachother)
Players: (simultaneously) IMMA PILOT M***** F*****!

[bulbaquil]

Shadowrun inaugural:

P5: "Mild addiction to sunlight with--"
P4: "YES! I LOVE THE SUN!"
P2: "With an allergy to sunlight."
P5: "Yes, with an allergy to sunlight."

GM: "Okay, roll-off Charisma."
P5: "I got a hit."
P3: "I also got a hit."
GM: "Um..."
P3: "So what happens, we roll off again?"
GM: "No, now I do it. It means Mr. Johnson's interested in you both equally."
(P2 randomly decides to roll anyway, despite having a lower Charisma limit)
P2: "I also got a hit."
P4: "F*** it, I'll roll."
(P4 also rolls, with 1d6.)
P4: "I GOT A HIT!"
(P1 rolls)
P1: "I got two hits!"
GM: "...So out of all of you, Mr. Johnson contacts the troll with hardly any Charisma!"

P3: "What's your Strength?"
GM: "This isn't Strength. This is maitre d' fu!"

GM: "The hobo goes up to the electric fence, and nothing happens."
P5: "...He soaked it! I think he soaked it so hard, he has more health now than he started."

[Super Evil User]

From our Hunter/Promethean game:

I know exactly what you are. You're monsters, but you're our monsters. Humans were responsible for creating you. Well, technically, monsters were responsible for creating you, but it started with humans, OK? And we can be held accountable for what those humans did. OK, maybe not, but I-look, I'm just going to kill you, get me?

[DigoDragon]

GM: "We last left off at the bottom of a laundry chute..."

Amaya: "A deity is sooo going to die for this."

Nicolette: "I will shove your Tai up your Tao if you don't shut up!"

Alexander: "But in dice sizes a d4 is before a d6."
GM: "...what?"
Ronnie: "I think you sunk his battleship."

Amaya: "What, are there no sweat glands in your butt?"

Amaya: "Let's try the theater."
Nicolette: "Two screens; The Day After and Hancock."
Alexander: "The Day After Hancock."
Amaya: "It was a sobering day."

Ronnie: "I knock over a rack of tampons."
GM: "They detonate."
Nicolette: "Are we in a Spencer's store?"
Ronnie: "Blampons!"

GM: "Okay, let's roll for enemy initiative..." (Rolls Low) "...p*nis!"
Alexander: "These guys don't d*ck around."
Amaya: "You sure their dice weren't c*cked?"

Ronnie: "Hello, I smoke Meat Cigarettes!"

Ronnie: "Uh oh, Amaya is getting hammered."
Amaya: "It's Malta."
Nicolette: "So she's getting hammered by a pillow."

GM: "Nicolette, your opponent gut-punches you."
Nicolette: "Lets see if it has nards."
Amaya: "Nards?"
Ronnie: "It's like nerds, but with a gender."
Alexander: "And no spelling."

GM: "And with that the door unlocks itself."
Amaya: "Take it! Take it! Take it!"
GM: "Okay, Guybrush. You take the door and stuff it in your pocket."
Amaya: "Ouch."

Ronnie: "I think the most damage I've ever taken was by a Jersey Devil... or was it a phone?"
Alexander: "A bathroom nearly took you down once."
Amaya: "Exploding bathroom."
Nicolette: "I'm really glad I missed that case."

GM: "Amaya, you find the greeting cards isle. However, all the cards are demotivational greetings like 'I don't care that you're sick' and 'Have a terrible day', things like that."
Amaya: "Awesome, I'll grab a bunch of these cards for all my coworkers."
GM: "So are you looking for any particular anti-greeting with the cards?"
Amaya: "F*ck no, that implies I care about them."

[janusmaxwell]

GM: "We last left off at the bottom of a laundry chute..."

Amaya: "A deity is sooo going to die for this."

Nicolette: "I will shove your Tai up your Tao if you don't shut up!"

Alexander: "But in dice sizes a d4 is before a d6."
GM: "...what?"
Ronnie: "I think you sunk his battleship."

Amaya: "What, are there no sweat glands in your butt?"

Amaya: "Let's try the theater."
Nicolette: "Two screens; The Day After and Hancock."
Alexander: "The Day After Hancock."
Amaya: "It was a sobering day."

Ronnie: "I knock over a rack of tampons."
GM: "They detonate."
Nicolette: "Are we in a Spencer's store?"
Ronnie: "Blampons!"

GM: "Okay, let's roll for enemy initiative..." (Rolls Low) "...p*nis!"
Alexander: "These guys don't d*ck around."
Amaya: "You sure their dice weren't c*cked?"

Ronnie: "Hello, I smoke Meat Cigarettes!"

Ronnie: "Uh oh, Amaya is getting hammered."
Amaya: "It's Malta."
Nicolette: "So she's getting hammered by a pillow."

GM: "Nicolette, your opponent gut-punches you."
Nicolette: "Lets see if it has nards."
Amaya: "Nards?"
Ronnie: "It's like nerds, but with a gender."
Alexander: "And no spelling."

GM: "And with that the door unlocks itself."
Amaya: "Take it! Take it! Take it!"
GM: "Okay, Guybrush. You take the door and stuff it in your pocket."
Amaya: "Ouch."

Ronnie: "I think the most damage I've ever taken was by a Jersey Devil... or was it a phone?"
Alexander: "A bathroom nearly took you down once."
Amaya: "Exploding bathroom."
Nicolette: "I'm really glad I missed that case."

GM: "Amaya, you find the greeting cards isle. However, all the cards are demotivational greetings like 'I don't care that you're sick' and 'Have a terrible day', things like that."
Amaya: "Awesome, I'll grab a bunch of these cards for all my coworkers."
GM: "So are you looking for any particular anti-greeting with the cards?"
Amaya: "F*ck no, that implies I care about them."

I hate to admit it, but rather than Raven from Teen Titans the physical image I get from Amaya is more Bittercup from Fallout 3.

[ZeroGear]

GM[/B]: "And with that the door unlocks itself."
Amaya: "Take it! Take it! Take it!"
GM: "Okay, Guybrush. You take the door and stuff it in your pocket."
Amaya: "Ouch."

...A Monkey Island joke? My respect for you just increased by 10!
Please tell me you ran into the three-headded monkey at some point!

[DigoDragon]

I hate to admit it, but rather than Raven from Teen Titans the physical image I get from Amaya is more Bittercup from Fallout 3.

I'm not familiar with the character, but a name like 'Bittercup' sounds pretty straight-forward with personality.

...A Monkey Island joke? My respect for you just increased by 10!
Please tell me you ran into the three-headded monkey at some point!

Unfortunately no, no three-headed monkeys appeared in the adventure. I would love to have more monkey Island references. Played everything except Tales.

[janusmaxwell]

I'm not familiar with the character, but a name like 'Bittercup' sounds pretty straight-forward with personality.

Ergh...not quite. In Fallout 3 Bittercup is a...god I want to say a "Princess Goth"...she just loves wallowing in how everything is all dreary and hopeless. I was speaking as the mental image I had was of what Bittercup looks like. Not how she is, since Amaya is clearly not f-ing useless...

pics on this wiki http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Bittercup

So Raven personality, Bittercup physically. I'm squared away.

[ZeroGear]

Unfortunately no, no three-headed monkeys appeared in the adventure. I would love to have more monkey Island references. Played everything except Tales.

Oddly, this is a game that inspired me to modify my bag of holding into... a loincloth of holding! Indeed, one of my characters actually shoved everything he was carrying into his pants.
This also happens to be the warlock/cleric of Halal/eldrich disciple that tended to get lost in a straight line and had an intelligent shovel that gave him directions.

[DigoDragon]

So Raven personality, Bittercup physically. I'm squared away.

That sounds perfectly reasonable. :3

[Necroticplague]

"Demon":*Long generic satanic cult rambling*
Shibu:Hey, lets crash this party. Mind If I borrow your scythe?
Naix: Sure, just be sure we can get it back, finding a replacement would be difficult.
Shibu:Cool, thanks.
*Throws sword through window, causing it to land blade-in-ground*
*Jumps down, manages to lands and balance on the scythe's handle*
Sibu:You may be right, he isn't gonna smack down your impudence himself. But that's cause he has more importannt things to worry about. For the small stuff like this, he has cherubs like me.
Random Cultists:You don't look like an angel.
A cherub? What you gonna do, fire your tiny love arrows?
Shibu: Actually, maybe if you read a bit more, you'd know the creatures you refer to are called putti. Cherubs, on the other hand...*Manifests True Form*Are 4-headed, 4-armed, 6 winged creatures who've a long history of combatting your kind. So show your true form, demon, so we can pit your stregnth against mine!

[SickBritKid]

Must not rage at a player I don't know...oh god the memories are surfacing! MAIMKILLBURN! Kill the wielder of the deck of many things!

XD Don't blame you. I'm actually in that campaign, myself, and just about everyone in the party had the incredible temptation to turn their weapons upon the PC in question(including my Keen Holy Rapier-wielding Ranger who would have made short work of the Evil-aligned Unseelie Fae). This also included her knight bodyguard, who has made a habit of reaching for his sword whenever my Ranger gets a bit testy toward her. Doubly so after said Ranger beat the knight in an exhibition fight in front of a whole village.

When Sith's character gave the Fae a dope slap for 7 nonlethal damage, the knight's player immediately proclaimed his character's visor being down the whole time.