Texas Fold 'Em

[EmeraldRose]

Ah! It was...an interesting game...I'm not sure who won actually. It was all a little confusing. I think I own Neverwinter now, maybe?

*tosses Neverwinter into the next pot*

[Alarra]

Alarra wanders in and picks up 17 cards off the floor and puts them in her hand.

"Y'all are still playing, right?"

[Ms_Elaneous]

*Mr. E grins at Mr. Allaro.* Why not? Would you mind so terribly shuffling for me? I'm unfortunately a mess at it.

[Alarra]

"sure!" Mr. Alarro gathers the cards from the floor and drops them all ontop of Mr. E's head. They fall into perfect little dealt out piles, giving each person either 7, 12, 15 or 9 cards depending on where they are seated with relation to the moon.

[Ms_Elaneous]

*Reaches up and grabs the 9 and 15 card piles. The 15 card piles goes to his hand and the 15 card pile is promptly put under his hat.* Thank you kindly, my good fellow. Now, chaps, make your initiative rolls.

[Glaivemaster]

I return. Ah, I see someone completed my pickup. Well done. You win, a Pickup!

*Clicks fingers, and the rumbling of an engine is heard in the background*

Anyway, must be going again, sharpish. Good playing with you. Hopefully we can do it again sometime soon

[Madmal]

Malina wanders in again

oh, i see more people are here....are we playing something else this time?

[Alarra]

"Yes".
*hands Mal 2 piles of cards, one 6, one 19, 3 dice, a hotdog, and a stuffed bunny*
"You're up"

[Madmal]

Allright!!

*rolles dice violently, probably knocking someone in the process*

allright...a 17....that means...

*Malina crushes the 6 and uses the 1 on the 19 to open the bunny, and then inserts the hotdog's bun filled with cards into it*

allright...if i manage to hit someone randomly that means i can double my move this turn...

*she tossses the bunny*

[Ms_Elaneous]

*The bunny flies into one of Mr. E's pieces.* You just sank my battleship. With a bunny. Curses!

[Madmal]

Yes!! that means i get to evade The Horde at Durotar!!!!

*moves her piece accordingly*

[evnafets]

I know I'm dealing the Hold'em, but that don't mean I can't play the Fold'em right?

(Sits down at table. Counts his money)
Right, I'll raise 1 platinum, 3 gold, 4 silver and 22 copper.

Three cards please.

[Ms_Elaneous]

*Mr. E walks around the table and touches Alarro on the head.* Duck...
*And then Malina* Duck...
*And then Evnafets* GOOSE! *He then makes a break for it out the window.*

[Alarra]

Alarra pulls out a bouncy ball and pile of jacks, throws the jacks on the floor, bounces the ball once on the table and scoops up Evnafets's money.

[Madmal]

Three cards please.

here ya go....

*evnafets is hit on the chest by 3 flamming arrows*

DARN IT!!! my aim is too high!!!

[Glaivemaster]

Hmm, evnafets appears to be on fire

Was it Ego, in the SMBG, with the flamethrower?

[Madmal]

Hmm, evnafets appears to be on fire

Was it Ego, in the SMBG, with the flamethrower?

*MEEP*, no!! it was me, in the bathroom, and with flaming arrows and a poor aim!!!

*chases glaivemaster around while trying to aim a little above his knees....*

[Alarra]

Man...sorry Evvie...only in for a minute and you get called a goose, robbed, and set on fire....not your day, really.

*looks out the window*
At least you didn't run after Mr. E....that's a heck of a fall.

[Madmal]

*stops chasing glaivemaster, and leans on the window*

*whistle* true dat, poor fellow... to end this way...

whose turn it is?

[Glaivemaster]

I don't know. Who's boss around here at the moment?

*Makes a grab for Malmagor's bow*

[Madmal]

I don't know. Who's boss around here at the moment?

*Makes a grab for Malmagor's bow*

*knockdown blow*
*turning groin kick and executes a Tae known do stance*

I-YAIYK-TAAAAA!!!

*watches Glaivemaster or the flor*

er.....Fatality?-_-U

[Glaivemaster]

*Leaps to his feet*

Not yet. HADOUKEN!

*You know what happens here...*

[Madmal]

*You know what happens here...*

*yeah, you throw a huge force of energy that leaves a hole with a quite cooling breeze instead of the window, which i manage to dodge easily, but then i came with the nasty surprise that one of my copper-painted nails broke with the sudden movement, and since my nails grow at a desesperately slowly rate while beign female while faster while male (i know, curious...) i get mad at you, knock you down to the floor (again...) and go Alligator on you until you're nothing else than a bloody pulp with less that 1 inch of height...*

....

*and then i remember that i can activate a regenerate ability and i re-grow my nail; but since the paint isn't there anymore, i'm still pissed and sit on chair while grumbling*

[Glaivemaster]

Hmm, troublesome, but still easy to overcome. It is refreshing to fight somebody who hits slightly harder than a kitten. But only slightly

*Cuts off all of Malmagor's nails with his glaive, while flipping over his head and firing another blast of energy into her*

And now, back to cards. Anyone got any Jacks?

[Madmal]

Hmm, troublesome, but still easy to overcome. It is refreshing to fight somebody who hits slightly harder than a kitten. But only slightly

*Cuts off all of Malmagor's nails with his glaive, while flipping over his head and firing another blast of energy into her*

And now, back to cards. Anyone got any Jacks?

*glaivemaster's glaive brokes, because he aimed lousy and attempted to cut her fingers instead*

Photosynthesis!!

*Malina absorbs part of his attack, while the other half easily cures due to fast healing*

There, there...now get quiet. i've two right here...

*gives two jacks to Glaivemaster*

[Glaivemaster]

Hmm

*fixes glaive*

I'd better be off now anyway. You can keep those Jacks

[evnafets]

Hey, theres no way I can quit when my luck is running as hot as this.
I'm on FIRE!

Lets see what we can do with this crap hand

(Rolls the dice) [roll0]

[Alarra]

"Sweet! A six!" Mr. Alarro picks up the six and tosses it in the air. "Quick! before it lands!" He assumes everyone else realizes that rolling a 6 means quickly change seats with the person 3 over from you.