script: Adventure of Duncan McDuncan ( under construction)

[High Priest of]

~page 1~

Many moons there was a Hero known as Duncan McAngus, a Paladin of Moradin, who slayed dragons,

[Church window image of a dwarf standing atop a pile of dead dragons]

slept with medusa's

[Vaguely sexual church window image of a medusa and dwarf in bed, dwarf is winking at readers]


and saved the world from a demonic invasion by slaying the half-giant son of Belial, Arch-Devil Lord of the Fourth.

[Church window image of dwarf holding a giant's head, said head has a demonic sigil on its forehead and an extra eye under his right eye]

But this story is not about him, for this story is about his son who would one day surpass even his father, this is the Adventure of Duncan McDuncan.

[Church window image of a baby dwarf, looking at the readers, holding a toy sword, and eating a sock]

~Page 2~
[Image of a dwarf with the same hair color as the baby in page 1 working on a forge]

As with is the case of many great heroes, young Duncan came from humble beginnings, and even before his calling he had proven himself to be strong,

[Image of Duncan opening a jar of pickles for his mother]

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but during his 20th summer, his life would change drastically

[Image of Two dwarf wizards, standing behind something blocking Duncan's view of them, chuckling and pointing a glowing staff at the fire of the forge's furnace.]

[The furnace fire turns blue as a glowing figure appears in the fire, Duncan looks at the furnace and falls]

Duncan: "Lolth's Tits?!"

~page 3~

TBA