Space, the Final Frontier.

[blackout]

Nukular the player has only just now spotted that and compared it with the rules.

Nukular the player has deemed himself an idiot, and would retcon this if he was omnipotent.

[AmberVael]

Same here, actually, but being evil is just that much more amusing and interesting.
Vael begins poking Destro's player in the eyeball repeatedly, just because he can get away with it right now, and because he was non-existant so he wasn't really doing it.

[Castaras]

Hey, looks like fun.

She pokes Destro's other eye.

[Nekulor]

*looks back over a few pages*

Hmn... it seems I didn't actually miss something. I thought Nukular somehow captured him and I just missed it. Oops. Ok then. That needs to be fixed.



As of this post:
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Destro is back on the bridge of Nukular's ship. Nothing to see here. Move along.

[AmberVael]

Vael goes into stasis as he waits for Destro.

[Nekulor]

((sorry about that. I just never noticed I never actually saw him fight and get taken into custody))

[Castaras]

Castaras pokes the eye one last time and disappears.

[Meynolds]

Regardless of the goings on, the Rebel fleet returns in all its tarnished glory.

If you look closely, you can see some duct tape on the ships.

No word of Thrawn though...

[Dartonus]

Oh, look. Destroyed rebel ships held together with duct tape that are obviously under the empire's control. Fire the Bolts of prismatic sphere! put a hole in their ship! Duct tape is no match for a wizard/archmage!

[Xaspian]

((Dartonus, how are you in two places at once? Or is this another character who speaks the same, and has similar personality/abilities?))

[Meynolds]

((Look, I'm one person playing both commanders. Would you mind at least attempting peaceful contact? And what happens if the duct tape is made by a more powerful wizard/archmage?))

[Dartonus]

[OoC]Xaspian:this is an undead luitenant with an illusion to look like me, but has none of my powers other than knowing when to get my warship out of there.(my liutenant specializes in Illusion) he also has a ton of scrolls of greater teleport, and is maxed out in bluff.[/OoC]

[Xaspian]

((Ahh... It's usually polite to mention how characters arrive, who they are and stuff, before talking. That way, people know what you're talking about. And who's talking))

A flying saucer floats past.

I am LRRR, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8!

It then floats back into space.

[Meynolds]

As the bolts "fly" through space, the Rebel ships, uncontrolled by the Empire, fire on the bolts with lasers and such.

Fighters deploy from the bays, and they are obviously X-wings and A-wings.

They blitz the unidentified warship, but not attacking.

A transmission is sent from one of the ships.

Attention, this is Admiral Nek Bwua'tu. Identify yourself and state your reasons for attacking.

[blackout]

Blackout Raider ships immediately form defensive perimeters around the area, frigates in dome formations, cruisers in arrowhead formations, and battleships in firing line formations. The Base-Ship holds position. All ships in the area, cease hostilities and stand down!

[Meynolds]

The Rebel fleet falls silent, no shots being fired.

The fighters fly back to the capital ships.

The capital ships hold position, obviously protecting some very different ships.

I apologize for the interrupted transmission last time. My ships were being decimated.

The talker appears to be a dog-like humanoid.

[blackout]

Understandable. Nonetheless, I believe proper introductions are in order.

[Meynolds]

Agreed. As I have said before, I am Admiral Nek Bwua'tu of the Alliance to Restore the Republic. I have come here to see about colonizing part of the world Town, peacefully if possible. Who are you?

[blackout]

Shas'O Nukular, former commander of Battleforce Skyray of the Tau Empire Defense Forces, and current regimental commander of the Blackout Raiders mercenary army, as well as a newcomer to the Town, and it's protector.

[Meynolds]

Would there be any objections to colonization on Town?

[Nekulor]

Nekulor Dyrr, archlich of the 75th layer of the abyss and god-in-waiting.

[blackout]

Depends on the terms.

[Meynolds]

The Bothan raises an eyebrow at Nekulor.

God-in-waiting? Archlich? I am unfamiliar with these concepts. Could you explain them?

What terms would be acceptable?

[blackout]

Simply put? Stay the hell away from my planet. Find a nice moon to terraform or something.

[Meynolds]

Teraforming? The last time that was done was over 10,000 years ago, and the equipment doesn't even exist anymore.

[blackout]

...You guys are so ridiculously behind my people in every way. Where I come from, new planets are terraformed nearly every other DAY. In minutes. My race inhabits about 20% of our home galaxy.

[Meynolds]

Why teraform every planet? We do actually inhabit most of our galaxy by the way.

[blackout]

Well, that's probably because you've been lucky enough to have virtually EVERY planet be inhabitable by some species native to your galaxy. And, we terraform every planet because we want our society to thrive. Nice and simple. Either way, no touchy the Town. Period.

[Meynolds]

Nek Bwua'tu finally realizes something odd to him about your speech.

Err... Why do you call this planet the Town? I have only ever heard it called Town, without a the.

[blackout]

Well, there's one major settlement down there. It's just called 'the town.' Anyways, unless you are here to solidify our defenses for Thrawn shows up again, it's best if you pull out. Your ships are too damaged for an extended confrontation.